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Even Nyx has less edge than your shitler waifu.

>>28243001
Do you play CS:GO?
1v1 me AWP only. If I win it proves you wrong.

>>28243001
This.
Ban Aryanne, bring back Nyx.

>>28241559
yes she is, but she's furry so she's not allowed on 4chan because of this
however, she is part of the mlp franchise, so she should be allowed on /mlp/

>>28241559
>paws

>>28241559
I don't find her attractive at all. Maybe she was pure cat or anthro-feral then she'll catch my interest.

Christmas cake thread?

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>>28240958

>no hooves

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>>28240844
OP doing what OP does

>>28240844
That's not Twilight.
That's some Chink character with dyed hair.

"You're shitting me... I need proof."
Superior chuckles; tapping his chin.
"Let's see... Your name is Heartbreaker, you were born in the Hoofard Clan, your father's name is Junkrat, your mother's name is Harsh Mountain, and your clan is built above a stable. I believe I got most of that right."

What do you do?

>>28240310
Still waiting on that proof. Knowing inane details anyone that knows anything about our clan knows isn't proof of anything.

>>28240335
"Still waiting on that proof." You tell him, "Knowing inane details doesn't prove anything."
Superior taps his chin again.
"Your mother use to be a slave for the Hoofards; I still remember the day when Junkrat fell in love with her."
He chuckles again.
"I'm not sure how most of your clan still doesn't know that."

What do you do?

>>28240091
>no hooves

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>>28240091
WHY IS RARITY ALWAYS BLACK?

>>28240091
>No hooves
>No horse pussy
>No fun

>>28239927
Sounds like a good premise

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>>28239927
>No solo Rarity episode this season
>It's another "Rarity and Applejack don't get along" episode
>Twilight does nothing except being perfect.
Thanks, I guess.

>>28239927
A boat trip? That seems odd.

>>28236051
Hey there Pressed. I know how this looks, but relax, we just want to talk. Got a preposition for you that I think you're gonna like.

>>28236187
"Hey there Pressed. I know how this looks, but relax. We just want to talk. Got a proposition I think you're going to like."
>Pressed's eyes widen and he starts fiddling with his keys with a rising sense of urgency.
>"I-I don't want to hear about any propositions, t-thank you!"
>He says as he pulls out a key and slots it into the door of the building.

>input action

>>28236411
Guess it's time to add a little pressure. Pull out the knife and move in closer.

Oh no, you don't have a choice Pressy. We're talking to you tonight one way or the other. Now, would you like to make a thousand bits for answering a question or two? If you take the money I guarantee these answers can't be traced back to you, and you'll never see us again.

>>28234225
Does your kind have tentacle summoning?

>>28234225
If a changeling gets enough love, would those leg holes disappear?

>>28234225
Turn into a cute mare or I'll tell everyone you're a spy, and you better make your crotchtits big.

>No, no clam down. She can't have been dragged away without a struggle, they would surely have woken you up
>She left on her own, you keep telling yourself, hoping that it might calm you down a bit
>Unfortunately, it does not really help that much and you pack your stuff together in panic
>Looking around camp, you try to find clues as to where Emerald might have wandered off to
>Thankfully, the ground around here is slightly soft so you can actually see hoof prints - your own mostly
>Nope, you are not having any luck. Apart from your own there are no other prints visible
>You still doubt that she was captured though, since they wouldn't have been able to do that quietly
>By now, the sun has fully appeared on the horizon and light is shining bright
>Are the shadow monsters still there you wonder?
>But more importantly, what will you do next? Go back to town? Look around this area? Check out the cave the shadows tried to take the filly to?
>Or maybe you have something else in mind...

Repost from last thread so people can answer

>>28233185
Lets go have a nice chat with that guard.

>>28233185
Try to spy the town without being seen. If all looks normal maybe we can go back but first let's try to find that filly.

>>28215105
Changeling!

another fucking cyoa
thank you

>>28215105

To the top?
Of what, like a mountain?
Is there a tournament?

Let's go >>28215112
Bug pone, because then we can have the versatility of other races.

>>28214937
OH SHIT HE'S ALIVE.

Tbqh it would be better if you use the original title.

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>>28214937
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>You ran into the bathroom to rinse off that disgusting cheesey taste.
>Dear Celestia how horrible it was.
>You still can't believe you ate that thing.
>You know Nighty asked politely but still!
>And it glitched out your disguise.
>Which means about 20 minutes of waiting to put it back on.
>So now what?
>How do you entertain yourself in a bathroom?
>Well you could try and think of why this date isn't working.
>Why can't it be like your first one?
>You remember it so well...

>About 18 years ago.
>You just got back from another world exhausted.
>You were walking with your mentor and five friends as you were explaining about how tired you got from all that dancing.
>But you still wanted to talk to them about this world.
>A world filled to the brim with humans.
>It was such a strange but amazing place.
>Although you question why you were a high school student of all things.
>You are about 19 soon to be 20.
>You should really be in college if anything.
>You were so carried on with your conversation and thought that you didn't notice the pony in front of you.
>And so you accidentally slam into the guy.
>He then looks at you.
>Giving you a comforting smile.
>"We've got to stop bumping into each other like this.", he said as helped you back up.
>It is then you finally recognize him.
>It's Flash Sentry.
>But as a stallion.
>Holy shit!
>There's a Flash in your world!
>You check again to make sure.
>Orange skin
>Blue hair
>Eeyup that's Flash!
>You have your own Flash in your world!
>All the main questions pop up
>Is it really the same guy?
>Is he hot as his counterpart?
>Does he have a nice flank?
>You turn back to check.
>Yeah... he has the flank.

>>28215118
>After a hard night of trying to get some sleep (Wings are such a hassle when sleeping) you then wake up the next morning.
>Obviously still tired you start dragging yourself to the kitchen.
>Where everypony is enjoying some of the nice breakfast cuisines that the Crystal Empire has to offer.
>Everypony was just waiting to hear about the world you were in.
>Well better give them what they want.
>You begin talking about the human world you were in.
>How their bodies were so stiff and awkward but could be easy to adapt in given a few seconds.
>How there was no such thing as magic within the world.... except in one or two occasions.
>It's rules of magic were weird.
>The best part was that there were human counterparts of her friends and how they were basically the same as them.... only they were humans.
>"So there were human versions of us?", Dash began.
"Yes."
>"And how close did they resemble us?"
"Very close really. I mean without magic and wings though."
>"Well if they don't have wings or magic, how do they travel around?"
"Well they have these horseless carriages called cars that travel around in high speeds."
>"Like a million gazillion miles an hour?", your pink friend asked.
"More like 88 at most."
>"What about they're clothing?", Rarity asked, "How does other Rarity compare to me?"
"She was amazing! She fixed a dress that was just as good as the one you made for me for the gala.... the one you made, not the one I wanted."
>"Oh thank Celestia!"
>"You're Welcome.", your mentor jokingly remarked.
>"So was there anything else that was interesting about that world Twi? Or at least happened there aside from the magic stuff at the end?", Applejack asked.
>You blushed for a bit.
"Well... I did meet this boy."
>Everyone just dropped everything that they were doing.
>Everyone (except for Spike and Celestia) then gave you this stare that basically said, "go on....."
"Well we kinda bumped into each other, we hugged a few times, and danced."

You decide to avoid releasing any more of your magic in case you will be forced to use it in the imminent battle, or simply because you do not want to risk losing your conscious while you are already in this troublesome situation. While Bearwalski could probably manage to hide the presence of other ponies besides you, you need him to concentrate his powers purely on yourself. You give ‘Brick a nod he blindly understands and then, you step forward.

You ascend with a careful, patient step. You look back to see the small portion of the army follow suit; the very moment they forced to battle the timber lion. In a pleasant surprise, Mudbrick blasts its head with a single buck.

You pass several wooden and timber versions of real-life animals, deer and snakes included. It seems, you consider, this “Warden Tree” has its own ecosystem. Excluding the living and passing beings of nature who give you no bother, there are also multitudes of engravings similar to the timber lion previously seen. They are just that, unmoving cuts.

You ascend further up the petrified tree and the narrowest trope imaginable. The strange thorns sparkle in the dim sunlight; this makes you question their sharpness and if it can even be rivaled by simple, pony-folk sword and steel. You walk into a circular opening, a formation of branches held together with vines, dried leaves and fallen branches. You are able to notice several… crystallize statues here, all three made out of different kind of crystal each. One of them is a feminine looking shape of a dog-like creature. The second is a female gryphon and the last is a male pony. On closer inspection, you notice a hardened layer of greenish goo surrounding their now long-deceased bodies.

>What do you do now?

>>28206530
Examine the dead carefully. Can we tell if the Furies killed them? Also, try to stay low and be aware of your surrounding.

>>28206530
I wonder if the Furies took them. Mot much I think we can do. Does Red have any ideas about these figures?

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I really gotta sleep.

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>>28201646

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>>28201646
It doesn't matter what your name is!

>>28201646
Sleeping yourself up a few ranks is one thing but this is getting out of hand!