Episode 0: I've done fucked up!

>>28214937
OH SHIT HE'S ALIVE.

Tbqh it would be better if you use the original title.

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>>28214937
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>You ran into the bathroom to rinse off that disgusting cheesey taste.
>Dear Celestia how horrible it was.
>You still can't believe you ate that thing.
>You know Nighty asked politely but still!
>And it glitched out your disguise.
>Which means about 20 minutes of waiting to put it back on.
>So now what?
>How do you entertain yourself in a bathroom?
>Well you could try and think of why this date isn't working.
>Why can't it be like your first one?
>You remember it so well...

>About 18 years ago.
>You just got back from another world exhausted.
>You were walking with your mentor and five friends as you were explaining about how tired you got from all that dancing.
>But you still wanted to talk to them about this world.
>A world filled to the brim with humans.
>It was such a strange but amazing place.
>Although you question why you were a high school student of all things.
>You are about 19 soon to be 20.
>You should really be in college if anything.
>You were so carried on with your conversation and thought that you didn't notice the pony in front of you.
>And so you accidentally slam into the guy.
>He then looks at you.
>Giving you a comforting smile.
>"We've got to stop bumping into each other like this.", he said as helped you back up.
>It is then you finally recognize him.
>It's Flash Sentry.
>But as a stallion.
>Holy shit!
>There's a Flash in your world!
>You check again to make sure.
>Orange skin
>Blue hair
>Eeyup that's Flash!
>You have your own Flash in your world!
>All the main questions pop up
>Is it really the same guy?
>Is he hot as his counterpart?
>Does he have a nice flank?
>You turn back to check.
>Yeah... he has the flank.

>>28215118
>After a hard night of trying to get some sleep (Wings are such a hassle when sleeping) you then wake up the next morning.
>Obviously still tired you start dragging yourself to the kitchen.
>Where everypony is enjoying some of the nice breakfast cuisines that the Crystal Empire has to offer.
>Everypony was just waiting to hear about the world you were in.
>Well better give them what they want.
>You begin talking about the human world you were in.
>How their bodies were so stiff and awkward but could be easy to adapt in given a few seconds.
>How there was no such thing as magic within the world.... except in one or two occasions.
>It's rules of magic were weird.
>The best part was that there were human counterparts of her friends and how they were basically the same as them.... only they were humans.
>"So there were human versions of us?", Dash began.
"Yes."
>"And how close did they resemble us?"
"Very close really. I mean without magic and wings though."
>"Well if they don't have wings or magic, how do they travel around?"
"Well they have these horseless carriages called cars that travel around in high speeds."
>"Like a million gazillion miles an hour?", your pink friend asked.
"More like 88 at most."
>"What about they're clothing?", Rarity asked, "How does other Rarity compare to me?"
"She was amazing! She fixed a dress that was just as good as the one you made for me for the gala.... the one you made, not the one I wanted."
>"Oh thank Celestia!"
>"You're Welcome.", your mentor jokingly remarked.
>"So was there anything else that was interesting about that world Twi? Or at least happened there aside from the magic stuff at the end?", Applejack asked.
>You blushed for a bit.
"Well... I did meet this boy."
>Everyone just dropped everything that they were doing.
>Everyone (except for Spike and Celestia) then gave you this stare that basically said, "go on....."
"Well we kinda bumped into each other, we hugged a few times, and danced."

>>28214937
Holy shit yay!

I am so glad you are back

>>28214937
More like how Starburst came to be since she was the first one.

>>28214937
is there a pastebin for this?

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>>28214937
jesus fucking christ what the fuck is this thread?
hatchery of fucking anal cancer?
delet tis

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>>28215281
>TFW I worked hard on a new part and my internet crashes for the night.

I literally went to rage sleep afterwards.

>>28215281
>"No kiss?", Rarity asked.
"Rarity that only happens in movies and romance novels. Besides you don't really kiss somepony on the first date."
>"But Twilight it'll be the last time you ever get to see him. Why not spend at least one night of passion with him?"
"Because it would be considered bestiality, since she's a pony and he's a human?", AJ then said.
"But they were the same species in that world." Futtershy added in, "Wouldn't that make it OK then?"
>"But as soon as she walks out that portal she's going to be a pony again.", Dash explained to Fluttershy.
>"I guess that makes a fair statement.", Fluttershy said in defeat.
>"Hardly!", Rarity exclaimed, "Their love was meant to happen."
>"So why not date Spike then?", AJ asked.
>"AJ you know Spike is still too young.", Rarity explained.
>You could hear a faint "Mother fucker!" coming from Spike's mouth.
>You'll get him for that later.
>Right now you have to stop four of friends from fighting about your love life.
>Which they shouldn't really be involved in at all.
>You were about to say something until.
>"LOVE HAS NO GENDER!!", you heard Pinkie scream.
>Everyone then just stared at her.
>That's the same argument right.
...
...
...
"Not really."
>"Oh... Never mind then"
"But anyways you girls shouldn't really be arguing about this."
>"Yeah!", Dash started to agree, "If Twilight has a fetish for humans we shouldn't judge her for it."
"It's not a fet-!!"
>You use your breathing technique to try and calm down for a bit and not get into a arguing mood.
"It's not a personal kink of mine. I liked him more for his personality and kindness, not for his body and species."
>"Bet you wouldn't say that if here were a pony.", Dash remarked.
"Nah, he's actually good looking as a pony."
>You then cover your mouth!
>You did not mean to let that one slip out.

>>28217037
>"Wait a second...", Pinkie began to suspect, "Does he live in this castle right now?"
"Well yes."
>"Well if he lives in this castle why not go after him now?", Rarity asked.
"Are you crazy?! You don't just walk up to a stallion and say, 'Oh hey! I saw you in another dimension and you were such a nice guy, wanna go on a date?'', they would put me in an insane asylum if I said anything like that."
"Twilight, no offense, but you're already talking like an insane mare with all the humans and such.", Applejack said to you.
>"Besides just imagine it! You on a date with the stallion of your dreams.", Rarity continued, "Having a candle light dinner with the finest cuisines. Followed by a nice romantic movie in a theater alone for the two of you to watch. Then you two end your glorious night out with a nice slow dance to your favorite song. He then takes you home, but your date isn't over yet. You bot lean in towards each other.... you then lock lips... and then... and then..."
>Rarity was blushing as she went on and on about your fantasy.
>But then you hear the door open.
>Coming out from it was you brother, Shining Armor, and sister-in-law/best babysitter, Cadence.
>Their manes were all messed up, they both looked extremely tired as if they were up all night.
>They then took their royal seats as they waited for their chef to come over and take their order.
>"I think we'll both take coffee. I'll take mine black, I have a long day of training guards.", Shining ordered as yawned.
>"We both had a long night, last night.", Cadence remarked.
>The chef then left to take the order.
...
...
...
>"So to end off Rarity's erotic fiction, you two would be doing whatever the fuck those two did last night.", Dash concluded.

>>28214937
Oh fuck, you're still alive?
I thought you got burned out on the story.

>>28217201
>Be Flash Sentry.
>New recruit for Shining Armor's new training regime for training ponies to become new guards.
>You knew for a fact you were ready to take on whatever General Armor had in store today.
>Yesterday you had to be a guard that helped guard a few doors around the castle.
>This time... you don't know what you're up to.
>But you're most likely prepared.
>You think.
>You start heading towards the mess hall/General Armor's dining room.
>He hasn't really set up his dream boot camp just yet, but he's working on it he said.
>You were busy thinking about what you're going to eat today until you heard some talking from the dining room.
>Or at least what you think is talking.
>You put your head near the door to try and listen to what they're saying.
>"I'm not going to have sex with a stallion I barely know on the first date. You know what this conversation is over, and I never want to hear anything about it again. Now if you don't mind I'm going outside to think this through for a bit.", you heard coming from the Princess of Friendship.
>You then learned a lesson that day.
>A royal guard shouldn't eavesdrop.
>Because as soon she said that, she flung open the door.
>Where your snout was.
>You fall back a bit from the blow.
>And here come the immense pain.
>You try your best to avoid swearing in front of the princess.
>No need to taint her innocence from such vulgar lan-
>"Oh shit! I didn't know know you were there."
>Or she already knows it.
>She continued to look a bit panicked
"N-no your majesty I'm just just fine. N-no need to worry."
>"No need to worry!? You're nose is bleeding!!"
>You take a look at it.
>And yes it is bleeding.
"Again no need to worry your majesty. I should have seen that coming. Besides I'm going to get worse injuries than this if you think about it."
>"Unacceptable! This is my fault that this happened and I plan on making sure you get patched up for it.", the princess said, "Now come with me, I'm taking you to the hospital"

>>28217366
"But my breakfast."
>"I'll buy you some after your patched up.", the princess said as she dragged you by the tail.
>Well this is embarrassing.
>You're being dragged all the way to the hospital by the Princess of Friendship over a nose bleed.
>Celestia you're boss is going to laugh at you for this.
>No he's gonna laugh.
>He's gonna be pissed because you're going to be late over a nose bleed.
>Hopefully the punishment won't be too hard.
>Probably 100 push ups and that's it.
>Worst case scenario is cleaning up with the bathroom with your toothbrush.
>And all because the Princess of Friendship had to take you to the hospital.
>It's not that you don't appreciate it, it's just she's dragging you with her magic and taking you there over something small.
>You both then arrive at the hospital.
>The princess had you take a seat as she went to set up your meeting with the town doctor.
>You have no idea on what to do now.
>You sit in the waiting room looking at the plain green walls bored out of your mind.
>Well there is a few Ponies Magazines and some Highlights but you'd rather not read those.
>You always get stuck trying to find the that one item in the hidden item games they put in there.
>The Princess then came towards the waiting room and then sat next to you.
>Needless to say she looked like she felt awkward.
...
...
...
>"So....", she began, "You're a royal guard?"
"In training, I'm a cadet at the moment."
>"Hmm... neat..... So Flash, do you play guitar?"
"Actually I was part of a band at one point and.... wait how do you know my name is Flash?"

>>28217527
>Be Twilight Sparkle"
>You done fucked it up!
>You should have asked for his name first before saying it.
>Now he's going to think you're a stalker.
>Think Twilight!
>Find a logical reason why you called him Flash!
"Well you kinda looked like a Flash?"
>That was stupid!
>Why did you say that?
>You could have said Shining or Cadence told you.
>But you had to fuck yourself even harder!
>Even Flash looks like he's not buying it.
>"I look like a Flash?"
"Well if you think about it, blue and orange just scream the color of like extreme speed."
>"Extreme speed?"
"Yeah! And there's also the fact that you always appear in front of me and we bump into each other. It's like you're there... in a Flash."
>"Oh... Well.... I guess that makes a bit of sense."


Going to do more later. I did 4 for now, I'll do more later. Keep this thread alive for me.

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Is Weeb Flurry going to appear again?

>>28217796
NLJ's Flurry would definitely do this shit.

>>28217960
Maybe to her cousin but not her father.

>>28215118
>>28215281
>>28217037
>>28217201
>>28217366
>>28217527
>>28217651

So is this like a prologue or something.

I love this story.

>>28218609
Seems like it.

>>28220940

>>28220940

>>28220940

>>28220940

>>28220940

I'M BACK!!!

>>28217651
>Good!
>He bought that.
>The doctor then called for Flash Sentry.
>"Well that's me. I better go in and have this snout fixed. It's probably best if you go do... what you need to."
"Yeah.. cause I have a lot of royal things to do."
>Which were what again?
>Smile and wave?
>Seemed to be all you did at the moment.
"Princess Celestia's probably waiting for me anyways. I better go."
>"Umm... Princess."
"Hmm.. Yes Flash?"
>"Would you mind telling General Armor why I am late."
"No I wouldn't mind. He's probably worried about."
>"Yeah..... W-worried....", Flash said with a nervous grin.
"Well I'll see you later then... I guess."
>"Y-yeah."
>You then left hospital leaving Flash to get his nose patched up.

>Be Flash.
>You watch as the Princess of Friendship walk away.
>She seems to be constantly checking on you as she's walking away.
>You don't know why though.
>Is she still concerned for you?
>Does she still feel guilty for giving you a broken nose?
>Is she checking if you staring at her ass.
..
..
..
>Cause you're not doing that last part.
>Nope!
>You got out of that phase since you were 16.
..
..
..
>But you gotta admit her flank does look good.
>Wait?!
>What the hell are you thinking?!
>You're a royal guard.
>She's a princess.
>You're job is to protect her not hit on her.
>You can't fall in love with the pony you're suppose to protect.
>Especially if they're royalty.

>>28227747
>After a quick exam and a doctor's note, you then start heading back to the training area.
>You arrive.
>Hopefully you're not that late.
>"Cadet Sentry!"
>And you're late.
>The general, also working as your drill sgt, then trots up to you.
>"Do you realize how late you are cadet?"
"... by at least two minutes sir?"
>"Try 20."
"fuck.", you muttered under your breath.
>"So tell me Cadet Sentry. Why exactly were you late?"
"Well you see I was on my way to the hall and then I was hit by the door. So the Princess of Friendship decided to take me to the hospital because she thought I had a broken nose and that's why late sir."
>"So you're telling me, that Twilight Sparkle, my sister, dragged you all the way to hospital because she thought you had a broke nose."
"I told her not to worry my nose was just WAIT she's your sister?!"
>Shining Armor then looked at you with surprise.
>"How did you not know I was her brother?"
"Well... I um... I can barely see the resemblance sir."
>"What are you talking about?! We have the same horn basically!"
"Well her's is bigger."
>You could hear the crowd in the background just cheering and whooping.
>Saying "Shots Fired" and "You just got owned!"
"NOT that there's anything wrong with having something small... NO! That's not what I meant when I said that. I was not implying you had something small compared to her's... No wait that count with mares..."
>"My office...... now.", General Armor said as he walked to his office.
>And now you know you just lost your job.

>>28228023
>Well this is just fine and dandy.
>You now have to suffer the consequences of your actions of listening in to another pony's conversation.
>Now you have a broken nose, embarrassed yourself in from of the general and your peers, and you're now going to lose your job.
>Could this day get any better?
>Well you're about to find out once you enter General Armor's chamber.
>You then knock on the door.
>"Come in", General Armor responded.
>You then entered the room.
>You looked around.
>Seemed like a normal room any General would own.
>Spears, medals and awards, a full suit of armor.
>General Armor then levitated a seat in front of his desk.
>"Take a seat Cadet."
>You did as your General ordered.
>You know what he was going to say.
>You're fired! Get the fuck out of here.
>So you better get prepared to embrace it.
>He looks like he's ready to give his speech to you.
>"OK... Cadet Flash. First of all...."
>Here it comes.
>"stop being scared of me."
>Huh?
>"I know you give me a lot of respect. A lot more than the other member of the training regime. And I do like invoking a little fear to you guy to make sure you guys know to give me some respect. But you act like I'm going to kill you most of the time. Look I'm not trying to be your friend but I'm also trying to tell you to cool your jets a bit."
"Oh... yes sir."
>"Also, I'm very glad you were honest to me as well. You brought in a doctor's note and you pretty much matched up my sister's story when I asked her if what you said was true."
>THANK YOU PRINCESS ARMOR!!!
>"Most ponies would use that excuse after going to a bar or something like that. That's all I have to say on that matter."
"Yes General Armor!"
>You were then about to leave the area.
>"Did I say you're allowed to leave?"
>Oh...... no.......
>"When my sister, the Princess was talking about you I couldn't help but noticed she seemed very affectionate towards you."

>>28228419
"She did?"
>"Yeah... too affectionate."
>He then looked at you with his a small glare.
>"You wouldn't be be having a relationship with her, would you?"
>You were nervous.
>All you really did was bump into her once or twice.
>You do think she does look cute.
>Has a nice flank.
>She does seem like she have a thing for you.
>But you barely even know her.
>Then again who can resist such a sexy beast as yourself
...
...
...
>Even you couldn't believe that lie.
>You then remembered you had to answer the General.
"Sir no sir! I barely know the Princess of Friendship."
>"Well she probably would have mentioned me if she was dating you. I'll believe you for now."
>You were about to wipe the sweat from your forehead.
>"BUT! If I find out you're lying and actually having sex with my sister I will destroy you."
"I-I think you mean kill sir."
>"No, that require you still existing and such, now destroying you would make sure you would never be traced or anything. Making ponies question if you really existed."
"oh...."
>You felt as if every organ in your body traveled to one spot to cower in fear.
>"Well you can now join your peers Flash. You're dismissed."
"Y-yes sir."
>You then left the room.

Taking Break

I miss the story involving Night Light...I am sorry. This is still good though.

>>28228623
>>28228580
very good green, cant wait for the next very enjoyable to read and had that uneasy part in Shining Armor's office

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>>28228580
>A few months later.
>Be promoted from cadet to private.
>You were surprised on that you got this far.
>But here you are.
>Private Flash Sentry, Royal Guard.
>Of course most of you were enjoying the nice wine that came with your promotion.
>Very fine tasting.
>But since you're now best friends with the General basically, you got to hang out with him.
>You two cups of some of that wine at his office.
>"Alright Private! I gotta say, out of all the recruits I gathered, you really are the most promising."
"Oh come on sir. That's the wine talking."
>"But I never drank any of that stuff... and not going to."
"Don't like alcohol?"
>"I never said that"
>He then levitated a huge barrel along along with two tall round cups and put them on his desk.
"Um... sir? What is that?"
>"Cider. Straight from the Apple farm. Bought a barrel for myself to enjoy. And what better way to enjoy it than to drink it with a friend?"
>He then levitated one of the mugs to you.
"Are you sure sir?"
>"Come on! I can handle it, and I'm pretty sure you can handle it as well."
"Um.... sure."
>"Hope you can hold your drinks."

>After a few drinks later.

>"And that's how I got married to my wife ConDonce."
"I think you mean Cadence."
>"You know what I mean! You....you.... oh.... I can't hate you", General Armor said as he slumped down on you.
>Funny.
>He's been acting like this after about one drink.
>Probably should stay away from the cider and stick with the weaker stuff.
>"Now tell me Private.... do you like my sister? How do you feel about Twiliy?"
"Twiliy?"
>"You know... you know.... my HOT sister! Twilight Sparkle! Smartest and most Magical Pony of all Equestria. Saved Equestria's ass in more than one occasion. Princess of Friendship."
>Oh yeah.
>Her.
>The Princess.
>The one that saved you butt from being kicked out.
"Well... I do admit she is kinda hot.... but I barely know her."

Going to bed. keep the thread alive.

>>28229189
night writefag will keep thread afloat

>>28229189
This is going to end in
>rape
isn't it?

Page 10 bump

Just read all 6 parts you previously wrote writer, and oh god were they glorious, havent cringed like that in a while
10/10 would read again
Cant wait for updates

>>28231906
I do wish the other episodes were finished, it just left off with the fucking quesadillas

>>28229554
If you have read the previous chapters (or next depending on how you look at it) then you know it wont

>>28217796
The door to flurry heart's chambers can't decide which wall it hinges on, wow.

>>28232334
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27739127/#27739127

I think even he forgot about it.

>>28233324
Most likely.

>>28233563
>>28233324

damn shame if he did, but i'm still happy he's writing again

page 8 bump

>>28233324
I am aware of it. And I plan on going to that story after this one.

Also. taking a break, just got done with the fourth first day of college.

>>28235332
Stop having a double life.

>>28235717
But you need to go to college in order to get a job and actually do something with his life

>>28229189
>"Bool shit!! My sister knows a lot about you and cares for you immensely.I get a lot of letters about you from her. You clearly have been with her for a while."
"Sir the last time I I saw your sister was when I escorted your wife to Ponyville to visit her."
>"Oh... did you at least ask her out?"
"No sir. Like I said, as much as I think she's beautiful and I like that she cares about me... I don't think I should really date her."
>"Oh come on!! You love her!"
"I barely know her!"
>"So go date her!"
"But she's a princess."
>"You know what! You know what?!"
>He then pulled a a piece of paper out of his desk.
>He then started writing what looked like his name on the document.
>He then handed it to you.
>"Here!"
>You look at it."
>It's a document that allows you a small pardon for a full week.
>"I usually give this to po-ponies that go to like conventions and shit."
"And I'm getting this why?"
>"Because I want you to be the guy.... that fucks my sister."
...
...
...
"Excuse me?"
>"Flash... I'm going to be honest. Out of all the guys I've seen Twilight with, she has never once given a shit about them. But you.... She's obsessed with you!!"
"She is?"
>"Yes! She even wants to know the length of... well your length."
>You blushed a bit from that remark.

>>28236626
Thank you.

>>28236626
>"So yeah... I'm cool with you being with my sister."
".... Sir... is this the alcohol talking?"
>"..... maybe?"
"Sir, as much as I appreciate your approval, I recall you telling me that if I try to date her you would destroy me."
>".... OH yah.... Actually I said if you fucked her.... like I do with my wife.... every night."
"I don't need to know this sir."
>"Well you have my permission to date her.... and you better just keep it at just dating level."
"Sir I really think you should-"
>"Go to bed... yeah.... I'm super tired."
"That's not what I'm s-"
>"Good night Private!!"
>He then fell down and fell asleep.
>He looks so comfy...
>But he needs to go home.
>You then drag your boss to his castle.

Sorry way too tired. I'll be here tomorrow though.

>>28236986
You jerk!

>>28236986

GOD DAMNIT WRITEFAG STOP TEASING US

>>28237477
If you haven't noticed that's what he's best at.

>>28237477
It's his gimmick.

>>28240320
>>28241432

>>28243365

>>28236986
>After a few minutes you finally succeed taking the general back to his castle home.
>You knock on the door.
>The Princess of love then answers it.
>"Welcome home Shining!", she greeted, "I have a bath ready for the both of-"
>She then notices it's you.
>Carrying her husband.
>"..... How much has he had to drink?"
"Um... about like two cups."
>She then gave out a small sigh.
>"He never really could handle his drinks. We should get him into bed."
"Yes your highness."
>"Please. No need to be so formal. Call me Cadence"
"Um... OK... Cadence."
>You then take your boss and help him get into bed.
>He was sound asleep and comfy.
>You then were about to leave.
>"Hold on!", the general's wife called out, "Stay for a bit. Have a cup of tea."
"As much I appreciate it, I can't accept it. I have to go back an-"
>"It'll just be one cup of tea. That's all."
>You know you're not going to get away from this.
>So might as well.
"I guess I will stay for one cup."
>She then gave out a small squeal.
>"I can't wait to hear you and Twilight's relationship."
"But I-"
>"So what are you two up to?"

Thank you glorious night light.

>>28244328
"I'm not dating her though."
>"Really?! But all the letters..."
"I have no idea why she's so interested in me and why she wants to know more about me."
>"But you two looked so cute."
"I only bumped into her twice."
>"You were both so adorable."
"Like I told your husband, my boss, I think she's beautiful and I like the fact she likes me, I know for a fact he said he would destroy me."
>"Oh come on. He wouldn't do that. You're basically his favorite student."
"I'm pretty sure that's not what I am but I'll take that."
>"I know Shining would allow you to date her."
"He has."
>"He has?"
"Yeah look at this."
>You then show her the document that allowed you a free week off.
>She looked into it.
"He was drunk, and gave me a free week off to date the Princess of Friendship. As soon as he wakes up though I'm pretty sure he'll forget the whole thing and discard it."
>You then notice the levitating quill with fresh ink on the tip.
>The Princess of Love then began signing in her own name on that contract.
"Your majesty... why?"
>"Because now you'll have no choice but to take a break."
"B-but..."
>"Princess's order Flash. Now go on a date with Twilight!"
"But I-"
>"No buts! Go date her!"
>You have no choice now.
>You have to date Princess Twilight.
>Princess's order.
>Well you better start leaving.
>"Hold on", Cadence said.
>She then handed you a small box.
"Um... what is this."
>"Condoms."
"W-why?!?!"
>"In case she wants it."

>>28244675
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You were busy organizing the books at the Golden Oaks Library.
>Making sure they were all in alphabetical order.
"Alright every book is in order so far. Spike, get every book that begins with the letter P."
>"Yes ma'me!", Spike said as he began to get books for you. "So Twilight, got any plans after we finish doing these books again?"
"Not really. Maybe we can go get some Ice Cream after this."
>"Really?"
"I don't see why not. You've been a really big help today Spike, I think you deserve a reward for it."
>"Thanks Twi."
"We'll finish P and then we'll-"
>You then notice a piece of paper fall from one of your books.
"Are these books really starting to get so old their pages are falling off? Well I better start fixing it."
>You then pick up the page.
"Better find out what page it is."
>You then begin to read it to find the page number.
"Dear Flash Sentry, can we please have a date someday? Signed Twilight Sparkle?! What the hell?!"
>Spike then froze.
>You notice.
"Spike.... what is this?"
>Spike then gave out a nervous giggle.
>"Well you see... I knew you kinda liked Flash... so I've been sending him letters in your name telling him about your true feelings."
"You what?!?!"
>"You've been really weirding me out with you mumbling in your sleep about Flash's-"
"I don't care! That's my personal thoughts and you just write them all out to him! What were thinking?!"
>"I was just trying to help."
>"Well your help might have ended up damaging the something we might have had. Thanks to you he probably thinks I'm some sort of stalker."
>You then hear somepony knocking on the door.
"I'll be right back talking to you later."
>You head to the door to answer it.
>"Who do you think is here?"
"Probably the Milk Mare, the CMC, Derpy trying to give me mail, or maybe it's.
>You then open the door to reveal.
>"Hello your majesty.", Flash introduced himself, "I was wondering if you-"
>You then slam the door closed.
"FUCK! IT'S FLASH!"

This is really how Starburst came to be.

>>28245114
>"Wait?! Flash is here?!", Spike exclaimed!
"Oh fuck! Oh shit!! What do I do? What do I do?"
>"Maybe just go on a date with him?"
"I can't do that!! What if he just loves me because of the letters you gave him?!"
>"Come on! I just put in everything you ever thought of him."
>"Um... can I come in?", Flash asked from outside.
>"Well Twilight?", Spike asked, "He's here and he's wanting in."
>You then give off a sigh.
"Fine let him in."

Going to bed now. See ya'll tomorrow.

>>28245246
Will he return?

So is this actually a Twilight x FLASH AH AH shipfic that /mlp/ likes?

>>28246362
What does AH stand for?

>>28246400
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Queen+-+Flash

>>28245114
Why did you censor the location?

>>28247350

>Shit sentry story
Aaaand into the trash it goes. /mlp/ what the fuck is happened to you? Are some of you fags unironically like this shitstain excuse of a character now or is it just summerfags?

>>28248744
He isn't a bad character in this.

>>28214937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6gzOcTNKwE
Every fucking time with this guy

bumpu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PirVtiJuvDs

>>28245246
>Be Flash.
>You wait patiently outside to be invited in.
>You knew this was a bad idea.
>She was probably just messing with you or something with all those letters.
>You should probably just leave.
>As you start walking away you suddenly hear the doors open.
>You look back to confirm.
>And indeed the door is open.
>You are then greeted by a purple dragon.
>"Welcome to Princess Twilight's Humble Abode Flash."
>You stare at the dragon for a bit.
"Are you the guy that saved the Crystal Empire?"
>Spike was amazed.
>As if he felt like he was finally getting some recognition.
>"W-why yes I am! I saved it all from the evil king Sombra. With the help of my good friend Twilight of course."
>You then give him a pate on the head.
"Keep up the good work."
>You then trot past him.
>He seems kinda modest about himself.
>But are they really going to give this kid his own statue?
>Well it's the prince and princess's decision.
>And if they want to give this kid a statue might as well let them.
>Hope it is actually in his likeness though.
>Now...
>Where's Twilight?
>Well while your waiting you might as well look at a few books.
>It is technically a library.
>Hopefully she won't mind.

>Be Twilight
>You're in the bedroom trying to make yourself look beautiful for Flash.
>Or at least get to Rarity levels of beautiful.
>After a few seconds of hair brushing, teeth cleaning, and getting your Gala dress on, you now feel ready.
>Hopefully Flash will like it.
>You then start going downstairs to meet your date.
>Hopefully you're not overdressed.
>You take a quick glance at him.
>You notice he's wearing his armor and that's it.
>Well maybe you are wearing something a bit flashier than what he's wearing.
>But you must press on.
>You continue to stare at Flash as you start going down the stair....
>Which you then proceed to trip and fall down on.

>>28252227
>You start making painful noises as you continue to fall down the stairs.
>But before you could take on anymore fall damage you are then caught mid fall by somepony.
>You look up to see who helped you.
>You then see it to be....
>Spike.
>And while you would like it to be your knight in shining armor, it probably would have embarrassed you to death (or at the very least to where you would call off the date).
>Spike then brings you back up.
>"Twilight what are you doing?"
"I'm sorry Spike. It's just... this is my first time dating somepony and I really want to look good, but I'm too nervous to actually meet him like this, but I can't go out with him naked either, I mean that could make me look like a changeling whorse in front of him, and then there's the fact that I might slip up and say "So Flash, how's highschool?" or "We danced to this song once Flash", or there could be some sort of giant bee panda monster that comes out of nowhere and me and the girls have to take care of it missing the whole date, o-"
>"Twilight!", Spike said grabbing your face, "Calm down!"
"S-sorry Spike."
>"Twilight. Look all you need to do is be yourself. You don't have to try to impress him in order for you to gain his attention. Although being a Princess already has that covered. The point is, be yourself."
...
...
...
"It's so weird..."
>"I'm sorry?"
"I've been giving you the same advice on how to date Rarity thinking you were to ignore it... but here you are giving me the same lecture."
>You then hug Spike.
"Thank you Spike. I needed that."
>You then start heading back into your room for a bit.
"Spike can you do me a favor and stall Flash a bit longer? I need to take this dress off before I damage it even more."
>"Yes ma'am!", Spike said with a salute.
>He then left to distract Flash for you as you change back to natural attire.

>Be Flash
>It's amazing how a book can get your interest.
>Especially when it's a book for little kids.

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>>28252366
>It's amazing how a book can get your interest
>Especially when it's a book for little kids

What're you tryin' to say?

>>28252366
>Daring Do seemed quite the athlete for someone with a broken wing.
>Although there are some things that do seem a bit too illogical.
>But who cares?!
>It'll just make some awesome fodder if they adapt it to the big screen.
>You just hope she gets the guy in the end.
...
...
...
>OH SHIT!
>You're on a date and you're ignoring the girl!
>What the fuck Flash?!
>You're suppose to pay all attention towards her, not some stupid book!
>Celestia! This is how you lost Sunset!
>She always said that no one really paid attention to her a lot.
>You were probably in that category as well since you were in a band phase of your life during while you two were dating.
>But that's in the past now.
>You have to date the Princess now.
>You then throw the book back in the shelf as you now try and search for Twilight.
>You should start by asking if she's OK in her room.
>You start to head up the stairs.
>When suddenly.
>"Hey Flash! You like nachos?!"
>The purple dragon appeared in front of you.
>Holding a nice hot plate of freshly made nachos.
"Sorry little buddy but I think I should check on-"
>"This hot and gooey cheese with sour cream mixed with the spiciest jalapenos?!"
"Well they do look delicious. But I really think I should-"
>"TRY THEM OUT!!", Spike said as he shoved some nachos in your mouth.
>And comes the phases of eating something spicy nachos.
>Phase 1: The texture.
>The chips and jalapenos give out this nice crunchy texture complimented with the sauce and sour cream making them nice and gooey.
>Phase 2: The complimentary taste.
The salt coming from the chips help give it something that gives it a nice zing while the sour cream and cheese feel cool helping you relax from.
>Phase 3: The dominate taste.
>Oh yes the jalapenos.
>Nature's hell on Earth.
>The only food in the world aside from the pineapple to fight back.
>These fuckers give you the most painful experience of all.
>And that's the burning sensation of how spicy it is.

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>>28252366
>>28251999

>>28252622
I am literally stopping for now to ask how the fuck am I suppose to read that?

>>28252715
it's an absolutely, doubles, kind of, real fucking GET going on.

>>28252543
>It's burning so much that you are Not Flash anymore because he is writhing pain for your amusement Mother Fucker!

Be Twilight Sparkle
>After putting your dress back up you finally start going back to Flash.
...
...
...
>But a small breathing exercise probably won't hurt.
>You do what Cadence showed you and start your breathing method on how to calm down.
>You breath in bringing your hoof to you chest.
>Then proceed to breath out with your hoof going out with it.
>There..
>Now you feel calm.
>This is good.
>Now you can take whatever is outside that door.
>You open it up.
>Only to see Flash running around screaming "His mouth is on fire!"
>What the fuck did you do Spike?!
>Flash looks to be in deep pain.
>You then rush to the kitchen and fill a cup with milk.
>You then teleport back giving Flash the fresh cup.
>He then proceeds to gulp it all down hoping it would help.
>It did.
>Flash gave out a small cough and began to breath heavily.
>"I swear to Celestia.... I am never eating a fucking jalapeno again.", Flash said in between his harsh breathing.
>OK note to self.
>Avoid the new Mexicolt Restaurant.
>That will be for another day.
>You then continue to check on your date to see if he's OK.
"Flash is there anything else I can get you?"
>"Nah... not at the moment..... Besides, you don't need to do that your majesty."
"Oh no! I insist! I mean this is my house and I am the hostess, I should be making sure you're comfortable here."
>"But.... You're the Princess."
"That doesn't mean I'm helpless."
>"O-ok then..."
"Now is there anything you want to drink?"
>"Maybe some more milk."
"I can get that for you."
>You then begin to trot off to the kitchen to fix your guest another cup of milk.

>Be Flash.
>Sure your mouth is still fuming a little but it's nothing really harmful.
>Now the princess actually doing stuff for you.
>That's most likely going to hurt your job....
>You think.
>It is your job to protect the Princess.

>>28252966
>Not have her treating you like you're some sort of house guest.
>Imagine what the other members of the guard would say.
>Imagine what Shining Armor would say.
>You would be the biggest laughing stock and disappointment.
>You can't let this happen.
>Twilight then came back with the glass of milk.
>"Here you Flash.", she said, "Fresh from the bottle."
>You look at the cup.
>You have two choices.
>Accept it and be laughed at and dishonor the guard.
>Refuse it, dishonor the princess and dishonor the guard.
>Oh what to do, what to do?
>What would General Armor tell you?
>You imagine it would go something like this.
>"You faggot! How dare you make my sister work hard to give you a glass of milk!? You should be ashamed of yourself if your don't drink that hard earned milk! So drink the damn glass of milk already!!
"SIR YES SIR!!!"
>You then chug down the milk finishing it within the seconds.
>".... Is something the matter Flash?", Twilight asked.
"Nope! Nothing wrong your majesty!"
>"O-ok then....."
>You both just sit there now...
>Awkward.
>Silent.
>With nothing really to do at the moment.
>Hoping someone would say something at the moment.
...
...
...
"So.... you live in a library?"
>"Well... yeah it's been my home for a whole year now since I moved away from Canterlot."
"You used to live in Canterlot?"
>"Yeah but I really didn't do much there except study magic."
"Oh so what do you do here?"
>"Study the magic of friendship."
"I see....."
>"So what about you? What do you do?"
"Well I am a Royal Guard in training... so there's that. You already know (somehow) that I was already in a band. Short lived though, lasted for about three weeks and then we broke up."
>"Really? What broke you guys up?"
"A difference between the main guitarist and the lead singer."
"Oh.... You mean when you and Sunset broke up."
"Exactly."
...
...
...
"Wait what?! How did you know that?!"

going to take a break.
not sure if I'll go to sleep.

>>28253178
Yeah I'm going to bed. I hope you all enjoyed what you saw so far.

we await your return

this is fucking adorable