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How would you de-cunt Rainbow Dash?

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Spike and Big Mac confirmed for shit tier. Also Fluttershy ain't taking no lip from chaos loving faggots.
https://youtu.be/jQ9_Mpihh2A

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Because you lads never seem to bloody have one.
gifs welcome

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>mean to say 'anybody'
>accidentally say 'anypony' instead

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Sunfag here. Any of you horsefuckers know the story of this yellow blindbag Celestia? I collect Celestia stuff and I'm interested in getting one but I don't exactly know what it is. It seems to be an error, but there's a bunch of them on ebay coming from china. Is this some kind of weird bootleg? My google-fu is pretty strong and I cant turn up shit on her.

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>"Anon, when are you going to get off your butt and help me clean the library?!"
>Twilight's pleadings and frustrated exclamations bring shameless joy to your ears. However, you are much too invested in your book to give much of a damn.
>You are Anon. Pretty cool, right?
>It's only your second day in Ponyville, and it's already becoming a perfect reflection of your previous life on Earth.
>Get a job already, stop kicking the dog/dragon, Oh God/Celestia, what are these stains on my pillow, blah blah blah. Same old, same old.
>You liked Equestria, honestly. But alas, even in horseland, you can't escape the cold grip of financial and social responsibility.
>A shimmering, slightly wet sensation envelopes you, and you are lifted into the air. Your book on 'Taboo and Abandoned Equestrian Lingo' falls to the floor.
>Twilight has you in her magical grip.
"Let go of me, you purple bibliophile," You say, sticking out your tongue. Twilight seems surprised that you even know that word.
>The surprise doesn't last that long, of course. Twilight gives you a few rapid shakes with her magic. Your brain rattles.
"Okay, stop that."
>"Listen here, Anon!" Twilight growls through her horse-teeth. "I'm not releasing you from my magic until you promise to stop being such a lazy and terrible friend!"
"Terrible friend?" you gasp. "I mean, sure, lazy is reasonable, but terrible? Come on now, violet shetland, when have I ever been a 'terrible friend'?" you whisper, trying to sound sincerely hurt and offended.
>She doesn't buy it. Hell, she doesn't even look at the price tag.
>"You punted Spike through my window, and then told me it was his fault!"
"It was," you say quietly, staring Twilight in the eyes. "He bit my finger."
>"That's because you wouldn't stop poking him in the snout!"
>You roll your eyes. Twilight squeezes you harder with her magic.
>"Darn it Anon, just promise me you'll stop being such a jerk! Until then, I'm not dropping you!" Twilight says resolutely.

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Ponies don't eat meat, so why raise hogs? Just to eat garbage? A pig is far too large and noxious an animal to keep just for that, and its manure isn't ready compost. Some farmers do turn pigs out on fallow fields to dig them up for gardening or whatever, but the apples seem to do all their tilling by hoof.

Does ponyville export pork to griffonstone or someplace like that with other omnivorous/carnivorous creatures?

As someone who has kept hogs, I can tell you it's not something you want to bother with if there's no payday involved. Hogs are big and destructive and smell horrible and eat massive amounts of food. They turn any available space into a desolate, unusable wasteland if given enough time.

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The insistence to use Greek creatures is lame. I would prefer a more original bestiary.

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Time for all sleepy fillies to go to bed.

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Images random of Applejack, now!

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What's your headcanon?
I'll start:
-Rd
Skin: tannish (Hawaiian)
Body: A-b cup, slim, abs, some arm and leg muscle, etc

-Aj
Skin: southern tan (American)
Body: C-cup, much more muscle, big biceps, triceps, etc

-Fs
Skin: light (Russian/Japanese)
Body: G-h cup or more, the muscle is there but hides under her hourglass physique unless she's angered. Natural beauty, body looks like it was carved by angels.

-Ry
Skin: pink (French)
Body: C-b cup, nothing big but tries to show off what she's got

-Twi
Skin: light brown (Egyptian)
Body: B-cup, same as ry but doesn't try to "show off"

-Pp
Skin: brown (Brazilian/Latin American)
Body: goes from A-D cup, usually quite skinny but after a large meal she puffs up like Shaggy and Scubby then shrinks again. Her active-jumpy personality rewards her with an outstanding metabolism.

Any other details should speak for themselves.

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When you die, you are brought to Equestria, yet still dead. You may walk about the world freely, but interaction with anything is impossible. You have no effect upon the physical world, not through physical manipulation nor super natural powers, for you have none. Even magic can not touch you, though from your new perspective you can see the threads of it weave about the world.

Only the eldest princesses of the world seem to have any knowledge of your existence, Celestia and Luna, yet they ignore you. They can see you, their eyes flickering to you for only a small moment when you haunted them. No matter what you tried in your limited abilities to get them to speak to you, to show their awareness of you, they would not acknowledge you.

It enrages you, that the only creatures shown to know you to be there choose for unknown reasons to go on without paying you any mind.

Stuck in a world you have no way of truly living in, your only hopes turning a blind eye toward you, what can you possibly do?

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I'm not autistic enough to post here, or watch the show anymore.
I had a lot of fun when I was here before.
please blue pill me again /mlp/.

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These are the worst characters on the show with the worst fanbases. Both characters were good at first, but were ruined.

Prove me wrong.