Introducing your new WWE Champion.... Rarity!

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>>28201646
It doesn't matter what your name is!

>>28201646
Sleeping yourself up a few ranks is one thing but this is getting out of hand!

>>28201646
Remember when wresting was real and gave no fucks?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xa4cuo_crash-holly-looses-hardcore-title-t_sport?GK_FACEBOOK_OG_HTML5=1

>>28201646
Females can only win the Woman's title you fuckwitt.

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>>28202657
>Not giving women equal opportunities

>>28201646
Seriously, all you have to do is fart in her general direction and she would fall down

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>>28202714
>"If you really believe that, then get in the ring. Let's see what you got!"

TRENDING:
->Rarity: WWE Suspends Pony Professional Wrestler for Wellness Violation

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>>28202468
>weighing in at allegedly over 400 lbs.

I fucking forgot that part

>>28202812
What would ponies do that would get them suspended for wellness policy volations?

>>28201646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqKpR9YnNcE

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>>28202812
How absurd!

>>28202842

>"Do you really think a mare could be friends with Pinkie Pie and keep her good figure without... supplements?"

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>>28202769
The only female wrestler whiter than this bitch.

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>>28202878
>Rarity
>Using drugs of any kind
Say that shit again boy

>>28202880
Still only the second sluttiest

>>28202900

>dubs

hoo boy I should probably be careful and not insult your waifu or ELSE...

>Rainbow Dash is in the ring for the in-ring interview show "Velvet Rope" with Twilight Velvet
>"Yeah, sure, I mean, Rarity has her Canterlot Suplex. I'll probably eat two dozen of them at Summer Sun Celebreslam. But it only takes one Rainboom to get to Dashlund... no enhancement needed."
>The crowd gasps.
>Twilight Velvet can't hide her amusement, scrunching her nostrils while barely keeping kayfabe
>"I think you're going to pay for that one!"

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>>28202931
>Still only the second slu-
AND HERE COMES RARITY WITH AN RKO OUTTA NOWHERE

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>>28202946
>Titantron activates
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C7D5Tr5Sj0
>"What the?!"
>"I hear you've been talking about me, Rainbow Dash. If you really think you've got what it takes to fave Rarity in the ring, then I don't suppose you'd back down from a TLC challenge form yours truly?"
>"W-Well, I, uh, of course not!"
>"Splendid! Then I suppose I'll be beating, oh excuse me, seeing you later. Ta-Ta, darling!"

>>28202880
I'd fuck Paige if she wasn't already taken by Alberto Del Rio

>>28202995
They broke up, I think he hit her.

I miss the erotic violence threads this brings up the lost memories of them. Wrestling, boxing / foxy boxing, cat fight, ulrimate surrender wrestling they had it all...

>>28201646
no. fuck off, shitty prompt

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>>28201646
She'd never beat based Adam Cole though

BUT COULD SHE DEFEAT JOHN CENA AT THE WWE SUUUUUPPPPPEEERRRRSLAMMMM

>>28203949

not even Cell could defeat John Cena
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxcLjWNQv3E

Rarity would be a good diva now I think about her and Trixie idk who else though...

>>28201646
You get a belt for Widest Wolloped Cunt?

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>>28204250
No, because she's...
AWWWWEEESOME

>>28208280
u-unf

>heavyweight

she's very THICC but i'll be damned if she is not top DIVA

>>28201646
You know, with all of the WWE crossovers with Scooby-Doo, Surf's Up and the god damn Flinstones, it honestly wouldn't surprise me if they made an EQG crossover.

>>28201646
my question is who did she beat to get it?

>>28209337
I want to see an MLP/WWE movie! That would be hilarious!

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>>28209438

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>>28209438
The former champ

Canterlot Wrestling Federation anyone?

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Someone have the autism to ask The New Day who their favorite pone is???

>>28210586
When was that picture taken of him?!

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>>28209522
>>28209546
damn you, now i'm imagining a wrestling match of Rarity vs RD & vs Twilight...

Who each of the mane 6 would be in the current WWE roster:
Applejack: Apollo Crews (Strong Motivated Stud)
Rainbow Dash: Chris Jericho (Calls everyone stupid idiots)
Pinkie Pie: Dean Ambrose A.K.A. The Lunatic Fringe and current WWE World Heavyweight Champion
Rarity: Tyler Breeze (Gorgeous)
Fluttershy: Daniel Bryan (Yes! Yes! Yes!)
Twilight Sparkle: Don't really know XD

>>28211335
Twilight would be John Cena

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>>28211374
I think you mean John cena would be Twilight Sparkle, NO ONE could be John cena.

>>28211374
Roman Reigns would be Spike kek

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>>28201646

The SECOND. Worst. Possible. Thing.

First being the IDW comics.

>>28203101
>Think
> hitting her is why they broke up.
You know their all abusive right?
She probably left him for some other contrived reason.

>>28210992
Bra and panties match

>>28211408
I'm not a bad dragon, I'm not a good dragon! I'm the dragon!

>>28212105
Please make a picture, video, or drawing with Roman Reigns as Spike!

>>28211374
>>28211401
Well it is possible Twilight is like John Cena. John Cena = Face of WWE, Twilight Sparkle = Face of MLP. Physically, Twilight would not be as athletic as John Cena. That's obviously understandable. But I can't really think of anybody in the current WWE roster that would really match Twilight Sparkle personality or mentality. That's all I have to say.

>>28212083
I miss those types of matches...

Any fags here remember the WWF Andre the giant was my hero... Wrestling had changed so much since that era

>>28213816
Yes. I also remember him from Princess Bride

What's the name for Rarity's finisher move?

>>28214811
Diamond Cutter.

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>>28214847
good job

>>28214847
That's pretty good

>>28201646
*WWE World Heavyweight Champion

>>28202657
Actually....before it became a no-no for mix gender fighting, Women (Chyna) won the IC belt and had a WWF title match in addition two the two hardcore title wins by women.

Would you try and climb up the WWE roster to try and get a belt and thus wooing rarity into being your walk in, wrestling / romance partner?

If wrestling was in equestria The show, not the comics then I understand the mares getting all the belts with no limitations it would be the stallions who get the to fight for the diva belt

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Will sweetie belle follow the path of becoming wwe champion?

>>28216175
What would her wraslin name be

stop killing /asp/

>>28215463
Comics we're just lucha and somehow only halfway broke kayfabe, show would do it better.
>>28216701
/sp/ killed /asp/. /wwe/ is taking advantage of the slow board.

>>28216695
lil sweetie or it that's too cute something like 'super belle'

Is violence a fetish because thinking about the mlp characters going at it is givijgnkenabvibet

>>28217715
well first of all, did you just have an autistic seizure at your computer, or are you austrailian?
second, yes there is, you can find that on derpi, if your looking for wrestling and only wrestling and not guro then only type in the search "wrestling"

>>28219021
huh... i can't explain the last bit of my last post but oh well and thanks i felt awkward finding it 'enticing' but also this goru seems a bit 2edgy4me I like the pain but not people being literally sliced in half

Damn I was born in the wrong body I will never be an EqG and tag team with rarity...

>>28216695

Belle Ringer, of course.

She gets her break as a "dirty tag-in" during one of her older sister's matches where she whacks the other mare with a giant seat cushion

>>28211798
emmm, I'm sorry but you can't use that image, I'm Mexican and that's cultural appropriation , sorry, now apologize or delete it

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>>28222091
>2016
>being mexican

>>28221838
I like that name

>>28220901
At least you don't have an older sister who forces you to join a women's wrestling association as a cross-dresser. You'd be getting slammed and sexually molested all over the place by stacked, ripped, beautiful women.

>>28227016
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

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>>28227231
More of a joke.

>>28209522
>Rainbow Dash the wrestler
>she just spams superkicks the entire match

>>28202849
Holy shit! That's an accurate impersonation. Was it a reference?

>>28203101
Fake, but I want to believe. She got a tattoo in honor of their relationship.

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>>28222091

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>>28227535
I remember that, it was right after Edge retired, so the middle of April '11. ADaPS aired about a month earlier, so it's a possibility, but I remember FiM still being mostly confined to the internet at that point.

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>>28227643
>jumps wall

>>28227643
amnesty

>>28202704
So you say that a woman should fight a man.
Sure.
Let's see how that works out.

>>28227781
Have you forgotten that we live in an era where this is a widespread thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncgjW1i8ZrM&autoplay=1

>>28227815
>Black widow
Not even gonna watch it

>>28227948
Exhibit B
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWF0f183tSA&autoplay=1

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Oops, I'm working on a thing
P.S. SummerSlam was decent

>>28229110
SUMMERSLAM WAS SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Hilariously so tho

>>28203552
DELIRIOUS IS SUCH A SHITTY FUCKING BOOKER WHY WOULD YOU KEEP THE TITLE ON LETHAL THAT LONG IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA DUMP HIM TO RUSH A REHASH FOR A 5 YEAR OLD FEUD ANYWAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>28229265
Fuck you, it could be good.

>>28229110
I like the look of this, if you're making an eqg John cena just make bulk biceps with a human skin colour & eyes

>>28229531
I figured Bulk was more Brock Lesnar sized though.

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>yfw Rarity busts open RBD at Celestislam and wins by TKO

>>28229581
Meh it's EqG's every other male is generally the same except the taller broader shoulder ones like van Halen or snips

This shit looks like something Hasbro came up with, glad Rollins didn't win it

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>>28229772
forgot pic

Off to work bump

>>28228019
Stars Wars 7 is literally a meme movie.

Bumperino neighbourino

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>>28229513
I'd have agreed back in February.
Before Lethal was being shilled as the biggest bastard since Bryan and Kyle went over Cole clean in a fucking blow-off match.
Shit's sake why DIDN'T they put the belt on Cole back in February? It's pretty self-evident they didn't have SHIT in mind for Lethal after that, pottering around with the lazy heatless filler defenses nobody asked for. Oh so he's good enough to be champ for over a year but not good enough to put over Kyle? His entire reign needs thrown under the bus so that you can put it on someone SOLELY so they can lose it 2 months later instead? After 15 years you decide it's finally time to reduce one of the most protected belts in the industry to a glorified prop? That lizard-faced fuck's managed to make Lethal look like shit, Cole look like shit and the ROH Title look like shit in one fell swoop.
YESIAMMADLETMEVENTSHUTUPTHANKYOUFORYOURTIMEGOODDAY

>>28229581
Tirek is Bork.
Bulk's, like, Big E or Rowan or something. One of the cuddly monstrosities.

Is Rarity a cum dumpster?

>>28231582
As long as he can pull off a Shooting Star Press correctly and not throw an amputee down a flight of stairs, I'd be fine with Tirek being Bork.

Then again, watching Tirek fall down a flight of stairs would be funny as shit.

Would you protect your waifu by taking on the under taker. Pro tip you probably won't win

I want to be pinned by rarity and have her marshmallow breasts suffocate me to 3

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More WIP

>>28234629
These should be the love interest of the main 7 fuck flash sentry or the black kid with green hair these guys are awesome, beautiful art man

B

bumpu

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>>28201646
>john cena's face when the announcer betrays him

>>28211798
Although this wasn't my favourite comic, I did like that they made the decision to skirt the line on kayfabe. They avoided outright admitting that the matches were decided beforehand, yet they had the nods like in-ring enemies actually being friends behind the scenes. As a smark I really appreciate that.

>>28233329
I could fight a pro wrestler with gambling gimmick.

>>28229110
Your drawing is nice but SummerSlam was objectively a snorefest.

>>28232407

No, that's Rainbow Dash's signature move.

Even if the barrel of cum she tosses you in is actually synthetic lube.

>>28237784
L-lewd if I was an EqG I wouldn't mind that

>>28234629
noice

>>28234629
will we se it itt?

Bump for the WWE fag

>>28238562

Yep. Two dozen people had to be hospitalized after Pinkie Pie (no, she doesn't wrestle pro but she's a total ring babe) took a bikini dive in that stuff and came up all....glistening and nippley.

Mostly uncontrollable nosebleeds.

>>28241539
damn you pinkie your huge chest, perfect body and tiny bikini falling off has taken over RD's finishers...

Lube / Jello match when?

>>28242158

Considering RD ended up Double Rainbooming her opponent while everyone was gawping at Pinkie covered in about 50 gallons of personal lubricant, a few small polka-dotted scraps of cloth, and very little else...eh, it was some very nice bumpage indeed.

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>>28242537

Pic related.

>>28242537
Double rainbow as a moves sounds both painful and sexual, oh and kinky with the lube

>>28242544
Man I remember that Cow chop passion lube, what a video man, if you meet your waifu in equestria make sure you bring
Yourself some good old passion lube

>>28242726

Snap suplex into the ropes, bounces the poor victim off the rope and reverses into a second throw into the mat. Artwork.

The Cum Dumpster was for the Bimbo Battle- loser had to fight the rest of the year in nothing more than a dental-floss outfit and a blonde wig.

>>28201646

still a better champion than steve austin

>>28243984
>"Can I get a hell no!"

>>28201646

>>28245800
Why do you persist, reddit.

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>>28243984
WHAT!?

Off to work bump

>>28243984
The Rock is best wee champion, Brock leaner is the modern rock, he's a beast both in the ring / octagon and outside of it

Hulk hogan was one of the greats

Bumpamania, summerbump

>>28247566

He just managed to take down Gawker. I'd say he still is.

Wrestling should of been in the friendship games show who is better between the shadow bolts and chs

I miss Eddie guerro lads

>>28201646
Bump

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This is taking longer than I thought so I'm gonna list of the Superstars I have in mind for...whatever the hell this thing is exactly:
John Cena
Dean Ambrose
Seth Rollins
Roman Reigns
Vince McMahon
Shane McMahon
Stephanie McMahon
Triple H
Mick Foley
Daniel Bryan
Brock Lesnar
Paul Heyman
The New Day (Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, Big E)
Kane (Demon and Corporate)
Kevin Owens
Dolph Ziggler
Sasha Banks
Natalya
Charlotte
AJ Styles
Apollo Crews
and Sting

Anyone else I should add or replace? Thoughts appreciated.

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>>28243984
*Glass breaks*

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>>28251986
>No Cody Rhodes
>No Chris Jericho
>No Miz

>>28251986
>Be ex-TNAfag
>Remember AJ Styles' feud with Kurt Angle near the end of the 2000s
Nice to see that he made it to the WWE. That feud was really entertaining.

>>28201646

>>28251986
The big show. That is it

>>28253202
WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL

http://youtu.be/STK7TLghjug

>>28251986
>no undertaker

*Tombstone pile driver intensifies*

>>28253230
How painful do you think his fist (the size of your head) would be in his finisher punch?

I reckon it could put someone in a concussion

Bump for best diva

Anyone remember when John cena whined like rarity, that right there was my favourite wwe moment

Going to gym bump

Boop

Where is everyone tonight? I don't want this thread to 404 and if it does what is the wwe art gag going to do, we'll have to make a new thread for him