>everyone hooves in the air
>this is armed robery
>hang us your waifus and no one gets hurt
>just don't do anything stupid
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>>28268290
If dubs you leave and we all keep our waifus
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>>28268306
Seems like dubs are on my side now.
Now, where is waifu?
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>>28268290
*rushes thief*
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Is self-inserting in the show a good or a bad thing?
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Is lusting over a faggot cartoon dragon a good or a bad thing?
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>>28268127
Well Big Jim became Fluttershy's brother for one episode and nobody gave a shit.
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>>28268127
It's probably not the greatest thing for out mental health.
Not like we had much to begin with.
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We did it lads.
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Together we created over 55,000 cartoon horsecocks. It does bring a tear to the eye.
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>>28268075
Cheers mates, not even my little pony can remain pure
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>>28268075
BENIS :D
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MLP edition
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XDDD NOICE IMAGE XDDD +1 UPVOTEE ON LE PLEBBIT XDDDDD
ZOOOMED WOOORDS!!1111
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I realize that you've always been an outcast
It's not everyone at Dota who likes to think
To find a Carry that's like you
I've had one or maybe two
But the good ones disappear before I blink
Now, I understand you have your reservations It's hard to have a movepool as large as yours
But if we don't win this game
Well, I think I've made it plain
What will happen if we have the losing score!
Unleash the magic, unleash the magic
If we lose, then you're to blame
They all have used it, maybe abused it
So then why can't we do the same?
Call it power, call it magic
If we lose, it will be tragic
More important is the MMR we'll have lost
A chance like this won't come again
You'll regret not giving in
Isn't understanding magic worth the cost?
Unleash the magic, unleash the magic
We're not friends here after all
Our only interest in this business
Is seeing Radiant's Ancient fall
What I'm suggesting is very simple
And since it's win-win on all scores
You only want to learn about the
Magic that you have stored
And as for me and all the others
We only want what we deserve
That our team will clinch the win
And my MMR will endure
Unleash the magic, unleash the magic
If we lose, then you're reported
But we can win it if you begin it
It's up to you to not fail this time
Unleash the magic, free the magic now x2
Imagine all I'll learn by setting it free
>Thirty seconds to battle.
Unleash the magic, free the magic now x2
And now winning these games depends on me
Unleash the magic, free the magic now x2
And what doors might open if I try to use it
>Ten seconds to battle.
Unleash the magic, free the magic now x2
But the magic's what I really want to see
Unleash the magic, free the magic now
Unleash the magic, free the magic... x2
>The battle begins!player abandoned before first blood records will not be scored
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>>28267857
Is this the only place you could think of posting your stupid song?
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>>28267857
9/10 OP, my sides are somewhere around Saturn.
Today you were not a faggot.
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>>28267871
It's a crossover thread anon
start posting
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What are you listening to right now, /mlp/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz5oKJ2uFBE
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>>28267716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VevZ5qbFc5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiaU1CAS300
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb1ZvUDvLDY
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0TEUMPIhk8&feature=share
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Is he good?
He's getting cash more than Mitsies and Tiarawhy combined.
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>>28267600
Good artist, terrible English.
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>>28267600
I love his porn.
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>>28267600
>>28267609
Good art, Corrupt Monopoly
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Horse pussy?
Or colt pussy?
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>>28267425
Both
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None
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>>28267425
>Horse cock
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http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a22189/part-human-part-animal-embryos-get-green-light/
>/mlp/ is unironically busy with fat fetish and plane pony threads instead of discussing real ponies in earth thanks to CRISPR
This is the future
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>wanting real life 3dpd anthro
Off yourself as soon as possible thx
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>>28267391
It doesn't necessary need to be anthro, once the technic is perfected you could actually make a very loyal copy of the ponies from the show with a human-like intelligence.
If you still like 2d then I guess you can stick to the show.
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>>28267427
You are aware that they would look nothing like the show ponies, right?
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What to do with this domain? 2016-08-27 02:57:18 Post No.28267213
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What to do with this domain?
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So I admin a formerly big pone forum that's now dead as fuck, and with EqD's announcement of forums, I'm pretty sure we're never coming back.
Our domain name is sexy, though. What should we do with it, /mlp/?
http://friendshipismagic.org/
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>>28267213
fuck off shill
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>>28267213
Did EqD announce the show is kill?
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>>28267226
If only it was.
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Has anyone tried using magick to be with your waifu? The "what body type" really intrigues me--could you get a pony succubus?
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>>28267192
tried it, doesn't work, stop believing in fairytales and accept the harsh reality, you are merely a human destined to die and when this happens you will feel nothing
>inb4 fedora
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>>28267192
>if x happens you will breach the contract
>if y happens you will breach the contract
>if z happens you will breach the contract
>BREACH THE CONTRACT
implying I'm not going to fuck this up
I'll just stick to fapping to my waifu before bed in hopes she'll appear in my dreams. Might get lucky tonight!
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>>28267192
Been to /X/, seen this works about as well as tulpa, didn't bother.
Would you let yourself be magically permabanned from 4chan if it meant your pone waifu would send you personalized unreplyable emails once a month for the rest of your life?
Note: you cannot bypass the permaban in any way shape or form - you simply can never use 4chan ever again.
Is it worth it?
What if I told you the emails contained exclusive clop of her for you, her biggest fan?
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>>28266965
No.
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>>28266965
Sure
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Sure. Sounds more fulfilling than lurking this place.
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>You have a friend that has made fun of you many times for being a brony.
>You go over to his house to hang out and he ask you to get his laptop from his room so you can look something up.
>Being the nosey little shit you are, you peer into their closet for no particular reason.
>Something falls from a shelf and hits you on the head, it lands into your hands.
>This is what you hold before you. What do?
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>>28266945
pull a screenshot from tumblr that clearly isnt actually yours and start a pointless and stupid thread on /mlp/ with an equally stupid "wut do" scenario that will get 7 replies and then fall off the board having not accomplished anything other than wasting space for a while and a little bit of time for whomever is unlucky enough to click my thread.
why, what did you do?
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>>28266945
Claim her for myself.
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>>28266970
THE ATTACK OF THE MAD NO FUN ALLOWED FAGGOT IS ON
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/MLP/ Plays - Temp New OP Pic Edition
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ITT: People contribute music stuffs and we combine everyone's efforts into music. Everyone is welcome to participate. Discuss show/fandom music, ask for/give critique of yours or other's music, share tips and tricks, etc.
Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28192584
2nd Album info:
>What is this, though?
The 2nd /MLP/ Plays album, that’s what! Following the success of the first one, we decided that the world needs another. Like before, it will be a compilation album from the musicians of /mlp/. There is no specific genre that has to be adhered to, but there will be more guidelines to follow this time.
>What are the guidelines?
This time around, it’s been decided that the music for this album has to be pony related. “But what what does that mean!?” you may be wondering. Well, here is what we mean:
Songs need to be original or redone covers based off of the below conditions. It may be but is not limited to:
•Cover/remix of the music from the show.
•An original that is based off of a riff/motif/recognizable theme from the show
•Original piece that uses samples from the show (probably more than just one gasp at the end. Should really be part of the song)
•Original songs with pony related lyrics, like "Waifu Blues" or "All Ponies Must Be Perfect" from the last album.
•Redoing the music and lyrics to be pony related. Mr. Bones's Wild Ride (Hotel California Parody) from the last album is a good example.
•Includes /mlp/ related maymays/jokes/culture.
•No singing over instrumentals of other artists’ songs. "I Am Awesome" is an example. It would, however, be OK if the instrumental was redone.
>Are there any other guidelines?
For everything else, READ THE GOOGLE DOC BELOW
>Google Doc (READ IT): https://docs.google.com/document/d/18l7d2DuJD77VH5rb1Edldq8n3WjIuxIY5gflwSqjYJA/edit?usp=sharing
Email: [email protected]
Bandcamp: https://mlpplays.bandcamp.com/
Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/user/slashmlpmusic
Keep making music
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I have an idea to parody S3RL's MTC (masturbate to cartoons) and have the instrumental done, as well as what I think is a decent start on lyrics.
I need a male and famle singer (male would just work, or I'd settle for female it's fine)
I want to do a parody of s3rls mtc, I already of the instrumental done.
Here's my version with the original vocals so you know where they go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hktk4ADvhvY
Here's the instrumental by itself:
https://clyp.it/xgo3nf0l
You can find the original lyrics here
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/s3rl/mtc.html
(lyrics are a work in progress and can totally be changed and even have a second slightly different verse if any writers have any ideas, or if vocalists have trouble fiting what I said in time/I messed up on meter/syllable count etc.
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(2nd verse maybe with slight variants, but not needed)Lyrics:
Oh-ooh-oh-ooh
I
want a Pone-i
Horse for me
to make me happy
I want her so I can
stop using my hand
Clopping to RD,
while browsing /m-l-p/
I'd pull her from my screen
just like in my dreams
I want to feel her wings, (or 'she'd let me rub her wings' if you go with the dingaling line in the next line)
Give the diamond ring (or surprise her with the ring, or She'd lick my dinga ling, not sure on this line.)
*I do* (might change depending on what line the singer goes with)
I want my own equine girl
and she would sing
La-la-la-la [x46] <(preferably female here)
I clop to - Pony toons.
or
Clopping to Pony toons
or
clop to pony toons
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Thoughts? lines need changes with words taken out? Suggestions? I haven't written lyrics since like highschool.
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Just a heads up, we have a discord for funposting: https://discord.gg/gnjrb
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>>28266822
bump
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Furries or mlp? gimme reason to join either or both fandoms.
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Join the bronies... we have this.
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>>28266610
Fuck off and leave forever
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>>28266679
>bronies