Their marriage is falling apart! How are you going to save it?
by raping them both
>>28606708
There's no saving it. The only way I can help is by comfortingSoarinemotionally, andsexuallywhile their bitter divorce settles
>>28606708
By cucking Soarin.
Previous logs
https://www.anonpone.com/iron/
“Thank you Gear. Could I have a hug and some company?”
>”Heh, of course big guy.”
>Gear scooches closer to you and leans in to give you a big side hug.
>He stays like that for a while before easing and settling to wrap one hoof around you.
>The occasional light scraping sounds like he’s rubbing his hoof down your back.
>A nice gesture even if you can’t feel it.
“I do not know how to process this feeling. Perhaps vulnerability is the right word.”
>”I suppose it is. Sometimes things hit us hard and there’s nothing we can do about it Zero. It makes us feel weak, helpless even.”
>He takes a slow breath and speaks once more.
>”But the thing is you can’t give up. Letting that vulnerability take hold of you can bring you down.”
>You look down and see Gear’s attention brought to the table.
>”Look I need to check something for a while. Do you think you’ll be alright?”
>>28606102
“I will be alright. Thank you Gear.”
>With a silent nod he gets up and trots back to his pile of machines and tools.
>Idly watching his work you return to the progress on internal repairs.
{System restoration at 70%. Estimated 3% loss in functioning capacity.}
>With nothing better to do you sit around and keep an eye on the progress.
>The silence of the room is only broken by Gear tinkering with his devices and gizmos on the table.
>Time slips by as he occasionally leaves the room to grab some food or go to the bathroom.
>Fruit eventually comes back to the room and lounges on one of the beds with a book in her grasp.
>The sky becomes engulfed in vibrant oranges and purples while your internals slowly work away at repairs.
>Eventually even the company of your friends goes silent as the shuffle under the covers of their beds and drift off to sleep.
>10 PM.
>Looking out the window you spot three familiar pegasi flying above the houses.
>>28606109
Off to watch their practice we go.
Can I talk with you? Preferably with the portion of the fandom who isn't retarded like every board on this site except for /tg/.
S6 has been just as cringeworthy as the past seasons, but unlike S2, it wasn't so plotless and out of content. It's still borong as fuck and a constant jump shark over jump shark since Return of Harmony, but it at isn't as fucking dull as the season 2 premiere.
Now unfortunately seeing the ponies pack up for a comfy snow adventure and Spike not getting invited again reminded me of something.
Dungeons and Discord had to once again remind me that there was indeed a good season before this autistic mess of a parody got made in the first place.
I wanted a comfy, subtle, cute and girly show and my only resource for that is season 1's 26 episodes which are mediocre to begin with.
I want more and I want more quality, while maintining the same elements and themes. Comfy world design with 6 lovable stereotypes.
>>28605948
Fuck you.
>>28605948
>S6 has been just as cringeworthy as the past seasons
Elaborate.
>but unlike S2, it wasn't so plotless and out of content
By what metric? How are you comparing the seasons?
>It's still boring as fuck and a constant jump shark over jump shark since Return of Harmony
Elaborate. List some of these 'shark jumps'. Explain why Return of Harmony is the high point of the show.
>Dungeons and Discord had to once again remind me that there was indeed a good season before this autistic mess of a parody got made
What was special about that episode specifically? Why do you refer to the more recent episodes of the season as a parody? What qualities make them parodical?
>I wanted a comfy, subtle, cute and girly show
Why would this description not be apt when applied to seasons 2-6?
>my only resource for that is season 1
What makes it so special?
>which (is) mediocre to begin with
Why?
>I want more and I want more quality, while maintining the same elements and themes
Elaborate on why seasons 2-6 are so different from season 1.
Your extensive use of buzzwords and sparse use of any substantiated criticism places you squarely outside the segment of the fandom "who (aren't) retarded". You're just an arrogant blowhard with a superiority complex, which is evident to everyone within the portion of the fandom that you wish to converse with.
>>28605948
I have to disagree on the S6 cringe part but i guess it's a personal thing to perceive something as cringe
Anyway, i would also like to have the old feels back but we all know that
"Nothing stays the same for long, but when it changes doesn't mean it's gone"
The show is evolving, i don't like it either, but they don't do everything wrong
How could she fucking LOSE?!???!?
She had an Anti-Discord Barrier for God Sakes!!!
>>28605862
Thorax's jew sex machine transformation
>>28605862
She didn't have friendship :^)
>>28605862
M O N O L O G U E
I just fucking need them to meet. My dick can't wait any longer. WHY DOES MCCARTHY HAVE TO BE SUCH A CUNT?
>>28605809
>muh glimmy wimmy + muh shimmer shammer 5ever xDDDDDDD
You fucking autists, I swear.
>>28605809
Season 7 will be on Netflix, so they can do whatever they want then. Hopefully this'll happen
>>28605829
I'm sorry that we like dynamic characters. Different strokes for different folks.
I miss the old bughorses, but lets try to be optimistic?
>>28605321
>optimism
GET. OUT.
>>28605338
NO.
>>28605321
I've been asked to "try to be optimistic" for 2 fucking years.
I'll be optimistic the day someone tells me that Haber and Miller were fired, but as for now, I have nothing but reasons to feel negative and miserable.
You awaken slowly, your eyes adjusting to the area around you. You find that you are surrounded by a sea of yellow fur, waving delicately in the breeze. As you attempt to push yourself up, you find that the material beneath you is soft, radiating a comfortable warmth. The sound of a heartbeat not far from you can be heard from your position, perhaps just to the north.
What do you do? Dubs makes the next action.
take a 10 minute nap on the warm yellow fur
>>28604877
You lay down your head upon the soft yellow ground, feeling the warmth lul you into a light slumber, for just a few minutes. The dull heartbeat from the north helps to aid you in your rest.
After about 10 minutes, you open your eyes once more, feeling much more rested. What do you do?
>>28604900
try to locate where the heartbeat is coming from
How much would you pay for some freshly pumped ponymilk?
>>28604775
About 69 dollars.
>>28604775
about tree fiddy
>>28604775
will it give me powers?
"Will /co/ fumble their chances AGAIN?" edition
The qualifiers have been shrinked to a 4 teams group stage. All happening today in less than 1 hour.
The partecipants will be /co/, /po/, /t/, /y/. Single leg round robin stage, top two go to Babby
[compressed info]
>Main Page:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page
>Stuff you need to read:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ
https://pastebin.com/UvruiPky
>Where can I watch the cup
Literally Shitbox front page, or the wiki front page
>>28604325
First for /tg/
Also 3 stars and Boris suicides.
Here's a synopsis:
(all times are in UTC)
>>28604580
Hi fellow italian anon who can't rename his files
So this a thing apparently.
Her eyes went fucked afterwards!!!
I wonder what caused it.
>>28604169
She took part in an experiment to "enhance her eyesight".
>>28604169
She looked at yo momma
>he thinks that he wouldn't be just as big of a failure if not an even worse failure in Equestria than he is here
>he thinks his waifu would love a narcissistic misanthrope
>he thinks she would like his boring, shy, weak, insecure personality
>he thinks that he wouldn't just be ostracized by the general populace and vilified by his "friends"
>>28604125
S-STOP
>>28604125
>not me tho
>i'm pretty much perfect in every way and ponys would adore me
>>28604125
Thanks to the Zephyr breeze episode I now see the light.
Now I don't care if there's only darkness after I kill myself since I know my waifu would hate me anyway.
SEASON SIX RESUMES TODAY (OCTOBER 8) AT 8:30 A.M. PDT/11:30 A.M. EDT/3:30 P.M. GMT/UTC!
622 - P.P.O.V. (Pony Point of View)
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
[YouTube] My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 622 - P.P.O.V. Pony Point of View
[Dailymotion] My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 622 - P.P.O.V. (Pony Point of View)625 - To Where and Back Again Pt. 1
[Dailymotion] MLP:FiM [S06E25] To Where and Back Again: Part 1 (CORRECTED SPEED AND AUDIO PITCH)626 - To Where and Back Again Pt. 2
[Dailymotion] MLP:FiM [S06E26] To Where and Back Again: Part 2 (CORRECTED SPEED AND AUDIO PITCH)
Friends Forever #33 (Applejack and Cherry Jubilee) should be out the 12th. Friendship is Magic #47 should be out the 19th.
Old horse >>28595784She will have a lot of breeding to do to repopulate her hive
Nice links fucklord
617 - Dungeons & Discords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1U0dbkUXIY
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4qmdhk
618 - Buckball Season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s9hC6NvzX4
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rqeua
619- The Fault in Our Cutie Marks
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4suxpl
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4swhiy (PL Gabi)
620 - Viva Las Pegasus
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tm41h
621 - Every Little Thing She Does
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ukzko
New preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3r7IF1Ro_0
623 - Where the Apple Lies:When Apple Bloom tells a white lie to cover up a mistake, Applejack shares the story of how she came to value honesty after telling a series of lies that almost destroyed the farm and landed the whole Apple family in the hospital.
624 - Top Bolt:Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle are sent to the Wonderbolt Academy to help two friends, Vapor Trail and Sky Stinger, solve a friendship problem that could prevent them from getting into the Academy.
625 - To Where and Back Again Pt.1:Without the help of Twilight Sparkle and the Mane Six, Starlight Glimmer assembles an unlikely team of heroes to defend Equestria from the return of one of its greatest threats.
626 - To Where and Back Again Pt. 2:Starlight Glimmer leads an unlikely squad of rescuers against one of the ponies' oldest and greatest foes in order to save her friends and Equestria.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
>country filly
Keep on an eye on my dashie while iam out for a dope
>>28602242
nah
>>28602242
>>28602254shes better dead then raped. STAND BACK ANON
>"Ponk Thread ?"
Ponk thread
Lets make a thread to this lovely pony or (EG) , you can post whatever you want about her , also post a pastebin if you want
Best pone
>>28600369
worst hat
ATTENTION EVERYONE
It's time for our first anniversary prize giveaway!
We have over 100 Steam Game Codes to distribute over the course of the weekend.
Here's how this will work: Use a temporary Tripcode/name for this thread
If you win, send a screencap of your post / name+trip to my email [email protected]
I'll either send you a code or a game in the coming days/hours (I'm pretty busy this weekend)
SO: Time for a good-old-fashioned ROLLING FOR TRIPS thread
First 5 people to get trips, Get a game!
ANNNND GO
>posts right after 333
you faggot
Rollan
>>28599339
not get