Their marriage is falling apart! How are you going to save it?

by raping them both

>>28606708
There's no saving it. The only way I can help is by comforting Soarin emotionally, and sexually while their bitter divorce settles

>>28606708
By cucking Soarin.

>>28606708
>shipping
By hiding the thread.

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>>28606708
Kidnap the daughter and take her to the local fair. Have a good day at the fair while their parents spaz out and scramble to find her. Get caught and beaten by the ponice and have gay sex in prison.

>>28606708
Well, I suppose I could stop sleeping with Rainbow Dash

>>28606708
Cucking Soarin, along with letting him eat my cum out of RD when I cum inside her or on her feet.

>>28606708
Call Fernando Martinez.

>>28606708
>rape the filly

>>28606708
by not shipping them in the first place

By fucking Soarin' so hard in the ass that the resulting orgasm he has will turn him into the biggest slut in Equestria.

Also cucking Dash would be hilarious.

>>28606708
Why the fuck should I save it anyways? Would I get paid for that or something?

>>28606708
I bet they have awesome makeup sex.

Get them a bit drunk and high make them listen to Divorce by Tammy Wynette.

Divorce bump

>>28607015
Sure, you'll get paid a lot Wonderbolts are pretty important and all, perk of their job I guess.

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>>28606708
I tell them to live with it, they may hate each other but, financially speaking, it's better live with someone who can't stand that going to the trouble of divorce and trying to live on separately; specially for the little filly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NOZH0y7VxE

>>28606708
With one easy payment.

A shotgun for one of them to blow their heads off.

>>28606746
/thread

>>28606708
http://www.strawpoll.me/11391971

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>>28606708
Worked well enough last time

>>28609350
That's not the way you are supposed to do it!

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>>28606708
by cucking rainbow dash.

that stallion deserves a good cum for putting up with her, full homo.

>>28609808
This

>>28606708
cuck one of them

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>>28609486
>Yes an No tied at 40
>Wedloche/Never married at 20

the plot thickens

>>28606708
Oh look it is Crayons, have you called CPS yet?

>>28606708
By letting Soarin work out his frustrations by giving me a violent and merciless rutting.

>>28606708
By doing absolutely nothing.
Everyone knows Anon x Rainbow is the best ship :^)

>>28606708
Well about one out of every five couples is a violent relationship.
So leaving out Twilight because that nerd is forever alone, we've got just the 5 others to be at the mercy of statistics.

.........I think we always knew which was going to end up in a fighting marriage, and it wasn't Fluttershy.
I bet Soarin and Dash beat the fuck out of each other almost every night, when she's not out fuckin' Zephyr anyway.

>>28610170
Yes sir!

>>28609808
>>28610170
>sleep with her partner
>-he's able to focus better and enjoy his life's calling again
>adopt their filly
>-her grades pick up again now she's in a stable family environment
>optional side objective: sleep with partner AND filly
>bask in rainbow dash's impotent, blinding fury

>>28611452
What the hell dude?

>>28611452
10/10 good ending.

>>28611723
It is wrong.

>>28606708
not

>>28606708
cum inside soarin

>>28611669
>>28611857
the happiness of rainbow dash is inversely proportional to the happiness of ponies around her

thus, rainbow dash must suffer. sorry dude i don't make the rules

>>28611452
Kek

What the fuck is this autismo shit

Those haircuts
Those dog noses
And most of all that shit oc

>>28612633
>dog noses

They seem normal to me desu

>>28606708
By fucking spitfire in front of them

>>28612891
Would they even care?

>>28614179
Probably.

>>28606719
Anon's Marriage Therapy
"We take the time to listen, treat, and ravage da booty of both sides of the marriage"

>>28609178

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>>28606746
Are you also hiding episodes about canon episodes?

>>28617333
Nooooooo!

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>>28606708
I wouldn't. I'd hope that it falls apart. Mares and fillies are for autistic adult men.

>>28617333
Flutterfags on suicide watch

>>28606708
>Parents about to start beating the shit out of each other
>looks pissy about being touched/the noise

Is that OC supposed to be Autistic?, it would explain the safety helmet and her parents marriage falling apart.

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>>28617333
>>28617344
>>28618083
reminder that she's been moody/fatter all season and that discord was knitting a child's toy.

>>28618383
Considering the colorful helmet she's wearing for no apparent reason, I'd say she does have some sort of mental retardation.

>>28606708
Expensive Marital therapy given by yours truly, Dr Anon Y. Mous PrettyHugeDick in marriage relationships despite being a KV

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>>28617333
I love how shiptards grasp at literally whatever fucking straw they can find. Really makes me feel good about myself, because no matter how shitty of a person I am or ever will be, I will forever know that I am not and never will be as autistic as a shipfag.

>>28618383
She is more annoyed more than upset.

>>28618383
she breaks her wing because RD was reckless with her during flying practice and then Sorin goes into overprotective dad mode and all but sends her to school wrapped in bubble wrap