How much would you pay for some freshly pumped pony milk?

>>28604775
About 69 dollars.

>>28604775
about tree fiddy

>>28604775
will it give me powers?

>>28604810
Yes but it has side effects.

>>28604814
What are they?

>>28604822
I dunno anon, you'll just have to find out or not take the risk of drinking it.

>>28604814
which are???

>>28604830
You'll become addicted to thick mare's milk.

>>28604847
then whats the downside?

>>28604775
I must know which mare this milk comes from, I do not wish to lose my job after all.

>>28604775
>freshly pumped
No fucking thank you. I want to suck it directly from Celestia's teats.

Oh hell yes, give me some of that fetish-induced sun goddess milk.

Mare's milk is sweet and tasty.

A bottle of milk from a mare?
...Or a bottle of milk from a colt?

>>28604775
I would pay for a freshly pumped Celestia episode

>>28604944
Lamia pls

>>28604950
>I would pay for a Celestia episode
Then go and convince little girls sheb is best princess and make sure her toys sell, either that or convince the sun fags to buy 500 celestia toys each and maybe hasbro reconsiders and makes an episode because she is selling finally.

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>>28604775
>drinking Celetria's milk

will i unleash the power of the sun?

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>>28604775
Considering that equine milk is so high in lactose that humans even WITH lactose savvy genetics can outright die from consuming it-- uh, I'll pass.

The way to consume horse milk is by fermenting it. Yeasts to turn the insane lactose portion into ethanol and yogurt cultures makes deadly into nutritious.

Op's pict is Celestia's smug face as Anon downs an entire pint of her milk, knowing that within mere minutes he will be writhing in agony on the floor as his guts turn inside out in a pool of his own septic filth.

Will he die of dehydration? Will he die of blood loss? Will he die of septic shock?

Only time will tell, in the mean time she mentally tallies the odds before giving the betting ponies in the stands the stakes.

It's Celestia's favorite way of ridding the land of human interlopers, as it's good way of encouraging friendship thru gambling.

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>>28604775
You can buy mare milk in France

>>28605378
WTH I didn't even know.

I'll have to take a look next time I go to the supermarket

>>28605378
wtf I love France now.

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>>28605087
Bullshit

>>28605378
Damn and their milk is from draft horse mares only.

Milk from big and strong mares

>>28605378
*milk*

>>28605378
How much is that btw?

>>28605378
I hear its really sweet
was one of my grandpa's favs along with goat milk

>>28604775
probably 0 dollars at most

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>>28605531
I did drink milk directly from a mare's teat once. A few years ago. It is definitely sweet. Also it's fun to shoot around the milk.

>>28605478
You can take look at their website. They do send it outside france, it just get's a bit expensive then.

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>>28605631

>>28605631
>You can take look at their website. They do send it outside france, it just get's a bit expensive then.
No. I'm French.

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>>28605660
My condolences.

>>28605378
I went to France some years ago. God damn there were a lot of horses where I was, I bet they sold sweet mare milk in the supermarkets there, and I didn't know. Fug.

No joke I've been trying to find mares milk. It's apparently sweeter. They have an alcoholic drink called like kumis or something made from mares milk, but I can never find any.
>tfw can't find mares milk
>tfw powdered mares milk is just fake whey shit.

>>28605425
>Bullshit
No, that would be anon shitting his intestines out.

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0958694610000488

The proteins are pretty good for you, but the lactose content is killer.

Not literally, but can't a faggot engage in a little hyperbole?
If you're lactose intolerant it wouldn't feel like hyperbole, it would feel like hyper bowls.

Fermenting lactose is totally a thing -- see Kefir. The real stuff will knock you on your ass.

>>28605908
See >>28605378

>>28605908
Kumis is the way Turkish populations call it, Mongols prefer calling it airag.

However, if you want it analcholic, see no further than what >>28605378 posted.

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>>28604775
10-20 USD for 2 liters of mare milk.

>>28605087
I... I'd still d-do it. For her.

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>>28605794
Nice one. Did anybody tasted something like that?

Little bit off topic, but here's what I found at a local beerfest this summer (pic related)... my friends couldn't tell why I was laughing at that label so loudly.

Heck, I should have brought a few bottles of it.

>>28605652
>>28605631
NOOOOO! Stop stealing those milkies! Baby pones need milkies!

>>28606438
lel

bump for lewd

>>28604822
>>28604830
You become more and more addicted to her milk. Eventually you'll run out of money to pay, she points out that you still owe her for last time.

She crotch tit vores you.
Or cock vores on occasion, if you ask nicely.

>>28607668
You want lewd lactation stories? I've got a handful of lactating Celestia links saved somewhere.

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>>28607779
You better fucking provide, nigger.

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>>28608513
http://pastebin.com/qe0Uu1Sd
http://pastebin.com/cYEyg96N
http://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi
http://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
http://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
http://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1

not only lactation:
http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E

Ultra fetish stuff. Not for everyone.
http://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN


This is all I found. If there is more, I don't remember them.
Some of it has also oedipal stuff, since it comes from an archive of greens from the Momlestia threads I keep.

>>28604889
I can confirm, the Mongols used to drink it.
It's sugary.

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>>28605652
>her teats are so bloated that they're fuckign squirting by themselvs
UUUUUUUNNRGHGGHHHHHHHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M IN TOO DEEP TO GET OUT NOW

>>28606312
>>28606383
>>28605378
It says they only ship the real liquid milk within france. The powder shit idk if it's legit.

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>>28604775

I'd like to pump some fresh man milk into Celestia's womb, after giving her several screaming multiple orgasms.

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>>28608951

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>>28605652
Yeah.

Yeah, that's nice.

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>>28608951
I loved those books as a kid. You're alright by me.

>>28605378
>big, strong draft mare milk
It just wouldn't be the same as Celestia milk, directly from the source, though.

>>28606438
>The horse is pissing and they couldn't tell
Were they drunk or high?

>28605087
That's got to be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Effort was good though, and I'd actually give the (you) if you weren't a fucking EqG fag.

>>28605631
>You and your fellow anons will never go to the park on a hot summer's day, pick up your waifus, and squirt milk at each other.

So, this is what suffering is?

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>>28612166
>tfw no milkfights with your bros

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I would drink Pinkie Pie's milk straight from her teats. I bet it would be sweet as fuck.

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>>28612166
Pone teat squirt guns when?
I wish I knew how to photoshop, I'd get one of those images like pic and replace the guns with ponies bring held by their front limbs and tits squirting milk

>>28614871
Bring back milk mare threads

Juicy teats.

>>28604775
I would like for Fluttershy to be pregnant so I could milk her and make cheese. I think it would be really sexy to eat cheese made from Fluttershy.

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>>28615798

>>28615798
I guess it would have to be done just to try it, but why not just drink the milk straight from her teats? Do you have a cheese fetish?

>>28616550
It's a reference to a pony thread simulator, I forget which one

http://www.powerofhorsemilk.com/

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>>28605631
>>28605652
m-muh dick
muh fetish

Fresh.