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>>28588544
It probably didn't sold you absolute fucktard
Remember MONEY IS THE BOSS

>>28588559
The action toys came out a week ago and the Fan Series has been out for months. Both sell out a lot.

IDW is just shit at doing what licensees want.

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>>28588582

>be anon
>time for bed
>”Goodnight Anon! Don't forget to brush your teeth!”
“Fuck you twiggles”
>you stomp into the bathroom
>she's hung the picture of Colgate up on the mirror
>it's her stupid face with a speech bubble
>’don't forget to brush!’
>meh
>you paste up your brush and rub it around your mouth for a bit
>you rinse and spit
>looking up at the mirror, the picture has changed
>she's got a frown and the speech bubble is different
>’is that the best you can do?’
“Yes”
>nothing happens
>you pick your brush back up and rub for another 30 seconds
>picture goes back to smiling
>’thank you anon’
“I knew the mint bleach was too good to be true”
>you go upstairs and curl up next to your favorite pony
>”anon, I'm trying to sleep!”
“Shhhhhh, can't sleep downstairs. Picture haunted.”
>”Whatever, just don't be jerking off in your sleep”
>you snicker to yourself as you pull her in closer

>>28588478
>colgate
She Minuette now. Dentist canon still okay.

>be anon
>next morning
>wake up with Spackle buried into your chest
>this would be adorable if you didn't have to pee
>you carry her to the bathroom with you
>out of the corner of your eye, you get spooked
>picture changed again
>her smile is way creepier now
>’lemme see your teeth anon’
“Gaaaaah”
>you rip the picture down
>twilight stirs
>”what are you doing anon? Why are we in the bathroom?”
“I didn't want to wake you but I needed to pee but then I got spooked by Colgate”
>”you said you only get spooked by skeletons”
“Well let's add weird dentists to that list now”
>”lemme see the picture”
>she jumps down and magically picks up the picture
>you pee while she does magic shit
>she looks on, disgusted
>”you're an animal”
“Hey, if I wanted to be an animal, I'd go live with fluttershy.”
>”well I don't know what charm she put on this, I'll need more time with it. Don't forget to bush your teeth since you're in here.”
“THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON”

More later, right now I will take comments and criticism.

pastebin.com/u/leonidislay

>>28588459
Just so we're clear, I kissed her on the butt cheek, right?

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>>28588459
She attacks you, all the while angrily shouting at why what you did was wrong.

>>28588470
I like how you still typed CALLE thinking it would work.

The movie was...OK. and I think that was the problem. Structurally it was a little better than FG, but at least that movie had the reveal of sunset transforming into a good demon, daydream shimmer

Was I the only one disappointed that Gaia everfree didn't turn out to be real?

>>28588566
I get that. She does seem like she would have been an interesting villain. Something likely banished from equestria that the girls would have to deal with in this world, like the sirens, who remain to be the fan favorite villain.

I figured she was the reason why the everfree forest in equestria was so wild and untamed. Like the chaos titans in greek mythology, she would have been banished from equestria by an ancient figure so the new inhabitants could thrive. Of course her influence would remain through part of the forest.

>>28588122
>slowpoke.jpg

Today we change this. Robotnik didnt die for this, nyx didnt take the title of evil for nothing. Today we unite, today we fight for old /mlp/ today we fight once more, and if you dont...

>never forget
>2013

>>28588122
Jimbo Slice back at it again with the nice rants

>>28588097
Gonna build that wall to keep out those dirty regular ponies taking all the crystal pony jerbs

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>>28588097
Cadence hasn't done anything worth mentioning, at least moonbutt has.
Celery threads are full of fags that have a fucking unbirthing fetish and mommy issues.
Can't dance doesn't need discussion because the only thing to discuss s how many times you clop to her and where to find the best porn.

>>28588076

Nah, i'm more hype for the three EQG special.

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yay............................

>>28588076
Grogar for main villain

>>28587908
Fucking sent :^)
You spam happy autistic faggot

>>28587908
That's a really hot picture

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>>28588035
Are you sure?

Boop

>>28587811
Camp story when?

>>28588000
Panty raid when?

>>28587759
Watching her scream and flail around in that magic barrier was hilarious.

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>>28587759
But that's wrong you fucking retard

Shipping a male with a female, what are you?, a fucking faggot

>>28587740
>anthro
neat, another shit thread.

>>28587757
Free bump just for you.

>>28587757
>calls anthro out of retardation and no reason

>>28587594
Hide another shitty eqg thread

>>28587594
Why would AJ ever pick on anybody? She's so nice.

>>28587594
get my drill and Henderson tools.

>>28587449
are you guys ready for when Discord heroically sacrifices himself?

>>28587449
Discord will die first, otherwise he could end the whole thing with a finger snap

I just realized Discord is probably going to make a joke about Chrysalis's legs looking like swiss cheese.

And then turn her into swiss cheese.

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Okay.