Why does this man get memed on so hard? Nobody does characters as well as him
Is it just because people like the goofy cartoon pranksters that Pynchon writes over realistic people?
>>8812041
he doesn't. no one here has read him or plans too.
>>8812041
He's a liberal and hence out enemy.
He's askin to those who browse Reddit whereas we're more into Schopenhauer (On Women especially) and anti-egalitarian writers.
>>8812051
Is he liberal? He makes feminists lose their minds because he writes actually realistic (read: flawed) females
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>>8812004
I want to see an anti-woman section
I'll make weekly contributions if so
>>8812017
Make it so.
>>8812047
I have a 600 page manifesto. They neatly divided into chapters, they can be published separately really.
I also have some excellent pieces on Pepe and Lord Kek and the mythology that surrounds them.
Will edit them and pass them through to you
How old is Hamlet? In Yoriks scene it is implied that he is thirty, but he certainly acts younger. Burbage apparently played him when he was thirty, so maybe the role was adjusted to his age, but what about first quarto version? I don't know it, but It's the oldest, the shortest, is that age part still present?
>>8811901
What do you mean he acts younger?
He's a medieval Prince, what maturity standard are you measuring him by?
Thirty seems fine to me
>>8811963
Well, when his old hamlet died his brother took the throne instead of his fully grown son.
>>8812008
Denmark was an electoral monarchy, Claudius was able to garner more votes with the elite (who he likely plotted with)
Is he right?
www.nytimes.com/2016/12/07/books/review/why-theres-no-millennial-novel.html
>>8811860
john green
>>8811860
>www.nytimes.com
no
>>8811870
lol I did the same thing. gg
I bit the bait, /lit/
For 5 years you have memed me to despise the books I once loved and "start with the Greeks." Well I gave it a try. Incoherent babble. Didn't make it past the first page of De Categoriae.
>inb4 retard
Maybe. Probably. But at least I won't waste another day of my life in this cloaca of forum, reading shite that you won't even admit makes you want to skull yourself. Enjoy your stay, dickwads. I'm free.
>>8811853
>took you 5 years to get to Aristotle
Jesus what the fuck were you doing?
Enjoy your catharsis while it lasts, anon.
>>8811853
Why didn't you just read shit like The Illiad, The Odyssey, The Aeneid, Ovid, Medea?
Currently reading Bulfinch, then Hamilton. After these, what order would you recommend?
Aenid
Metamorphosis
Divine Comedy
Paradise Lost
Illiad
Oddesy
Both are worthless as reading material. Bullfinch exists to catalogue mythological references for those who wouldn't have understood them and want to. It's something to be used in place of the actual texts themselves.
But in modern society it's infinitely easy to get a copy of Ovid's Metamorphoses, or some of the Norse Eddas, so you'd be better off doing that than getting them through a middleman.
>>8811857
Thanks for the reply. I'm starting with only a layman's knowledge so I figured an intro text wouldn't hurt. I'll get a copy of Ovid and work my way through it next.
>>8811826
Surely this is obvious?
Illiad
Odyssey
Aeneid
Metamorphosis
Divine Comedy
Paradise Lost
Stoner or As I Lay Dying
Which do you prefer/which one should I read?
stoner
desu
>>8811803
definitely stoner
As I Lay Dying
Is there any interesting literature on sport or fitness, even weightlifting? Ever since becoming a NEET a year ago, I ceased any physical activity other than sex -- which is quickly becoming scarce. I've thought about returning to my shallow masturbatory body worship. Inb4 Nietzsche. I've read him and it did well in turning me into an arsehole, albeit a slack one -- one you might expect to devolve into a prolapse.
>>8811786
The bicycle wheel by Josbt Brandt
>>8811811
Also Sun and Steel by Mishima
>>8811817
Ty
Critically acclaimed authors who are a hack or mediocre.
pic related
>>8811704
I thought it was decent way above the usual shit you'd associate with pleb tier. What's your beef with him Op
>>8811704
dfw
>>8811728
I read Cloud Atlas and it was pretty decent. Not great but it had some interesting ideas and he's clearly a talented writer
i love it to read book
is tihs meme red-pilled
i love it to listen music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghj5V5cUo1s
>>8811697
yea
Post unusual/offbeat things about authors ITT.
>>8811679
James Joyce scat fetish there
>[French Poet Gerard de] Nerval had a pet lobster, which he walked at the end of a blue silk ribbon in the Palais Royal in Paris. According to Théophile Gautier, Nerval said:
>"Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? ...or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal that one chooses to take for a walk? I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don't bark, and they don't gnaw upon one's monadic privacy like dogs do. And Goethe had an aversion to dogs, and he wasn't mad."
>>8811679
Shakespeare was a notorious poacher
Found this book at 3$, wath do you think about it?
>>8811588
pretty shit desu. his worst by far. you also overpaid by $2. sucks to be you tbqhwy
>>8811588
I liked it
>>8811600
i'm actually enjoying it pretty much though
If not, why?
I have..
>>8811524
Shitty ideology for indoctrinating young adults? No thanks. Ayn Rand took that subgenre as far as it can go.
>>8811524
already read them desu desu
can someone give me ideas for an edgy teen fiction/ya novel with a girl as the main character and a robot as a love interest?
>>8811523
Help me out
I want the girl to pine after Chad
But the robot loves her
>>8811536
Frog faggots can't love
We get rec request threads fairly regularly and it's usually the same books that get mentioned so I was thinking it would be a worthwhile endeavour to make a comprehensive chart of /lit/-approved homo works.
I should mention that being unless you're happy for it to be made on MS Paint, someone other than me is gonna have to put it together,
So some things to think about to get the ball rolling:
>Just male homo masterrace? Lez lit too? Or should we open it up to anything LGBT-related?
>Novels, or plays and poetry too? Should we include non-fiction?
>how homo is homo enough? Should works with incidental homo be considered or should it be central to the work's themes?
>what info should be on the chart? Just cover, title, author? Should each entry have a short sentence describing plot/theme/what form the homo takes?
And of course you can start throwing out suggestions if you want.
>>8811509
There are too many fags, really.
Why is this board filled with fags? Reading books won't make your dad any less disappointed.
>>8811509
Byron was more homo than Wilde but people somehow forget it