Hey /lgbt/, I recently discovered that I'm bisexual. I'm a female and I really want a girlfriend. The thing is; my parents are very religious and I wouldn't want them to know.
And going on a dating site / app is also a no-no, given that people could find out and tell them. What do I do?
>>5891853
>And going on a dating site / app is also a no-no, given that people could find out and tell them.
This is like the most retarded thing people say. They usually don't post photos, because they are not outed. So you either tell your parents or you just go on a dating site, because realistically how is anybody on there gonna out you.
Don't you have like some lesbian bar or LGBT meeting place in your town?
>>5891853
No one is going to tell your parents they found you in a dating app.
>>5891985
I've been snitched by my family members before. I once had a private twitter account where I ranted all of my problems and one of them hacked into it and told my mother. Which is why I'm so scared of it.
Can we have a gay Instagram thread, either sharing ours to follow each other, or just in general, or does that have to go to /soc/?
>>5891802
Mines @pozfistpigboi follow me xx
>>5891807
No users come up for that
Bump. Anybody interested?
Hey /lgbt/
>be fat
>be gay
>want bf
>profit?
>>5891713
Post qt tummy
>>5891713
Lose weight.
>>5891720
>Post qt tummy
seconded
What are some things a gay man might say to someone they're fucking in the ass? What are some things that would be said to get another guy turned on or to pick up a guy? How about some things a sub bottom might say in order to turn on a top?
>>5891586
I want to put my mansausage up your boipucci, you silly goose! After that we can listen to mariah Carey and gaga while watching the wizard of oz.
>>5891598
What should I say to entice a dominant top to fuck me?
>>5891605
- oh you have suck a big dick put that big dick inside me
- you want this big dick inside you don't you
- yes fuck me with that big dick
- i am fucking you with this big dick
- ah ah aha papi fuck me with that big dick
- oh i am cumming
- yes come all over me with that big dick
just watch some porn it should teach you what you need to know
>gradually affiliate with the gender I find more attractive
>find the opposite gender to what I affiliate with more attactive
>tfw sexually a sine wave
>>5891501
I want that pig.
I have the perfect song for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm9K47P9sRk
lyrics
http://genius.com/Coil-i-am-angie-bowie-sine-waves-lyrics
So anyway, what do if I find that MtF transgenders look too awkward to seriously consider being one, but of course I'm going to often wish I was a girl?
I need advice...
little background info.
family is not poor, but by no means can really afford ffs surgery.
Even less me by myself.
It would be to the point were if I finance it the interest would make it affordable
Pass decent get ma'am ed a bunch while in boy mode.
21 5'5 and been on hrt now for a year and have had laser already.
So I just need that extra push from ffs.
A couple of years back
My uncle by luck met this older rich woman.
This women fell in love with my uncle
My uncle is gay tho, but she didn't care and he used her for money.
She invested 850,000 USD into my uncles failing buisess.
It failed cause my uncle is an alcoholic and drug addict and miss spent.
She also has a huge mansion, at the time a custom brand new audi r8 gt, Audi s7
So she loaded.
Anywho they split on bad terms and havent spoken since 5 years.
But me being his newphew loved me like her newpew.
Anyways I don't know her number, but I know where she lives and am thinking about writing her a letter asking her to see if she could at least finance like 20k interest free. But who knows, she didn't expect my uncle to pay her back.
Does this sound like a bad or good idea?
Is there a best way as to apporaching this?
I already work a full time job trying to get a 2nd part time, but no one will hire me since I already work a full time one
I really have nothing to lose.
>>5891346
You have nothing to lose, so go for it.
>>5891346
I thought "ffs surgery" meant "for fuck's sake surgery"
How does the lgbt community feel about guys who get off on whearing women's clothing and putting stuff in their butt? I had the feeling that most of them think that we're just perverts that give them a bad rep. Is this true? Also, why do I get the impression that most trans women hate all men that find them sexually attractive?
>>5891314
cute dress
>>5891337
That's just a random pic I took off of google.
>>5891338
i'd wear it desu but i'd like it in black instead
what are my chances of, in the future, be transformed into a cute female robot?
>>5891211
I also want this, OP.
We'll be dead by the time cyborg bodies are a thing.
>>5891235
but can't we preserve the brain or smth?
>>5891279
Like freeze it or some shit? Good luck thawing that out.
>yea i'm voting king trump for prezzy, what of it?
You literally defeated the purpose of your own post, why does this exist if it doesn't matter, faggot
>>5891088
nothin much
trump is a faggot, but he can be a good president
For our rights? which subgroup
itt: post facts and sauces
>>5891030
straight moms
>>5891042
Slap fight incoming.
Where the fuck do I find dwarf guys to date/fuck?
>>5890823
around christmas they get to play elfs so maybe you can steal one from a mall or a party
>>5890823
you people are so mentally ill. go to a shrink and get fixed up and straight boy
>>5890823
Where do whores go? Try looking there.
What's wrong with transexual person eyes? Why looks so unnaturaly? I always feel weird. Honestly, I am scared a little. It is a transphobia? How to deal with it?
>>5889626
eyes are the windows to our souls.
>>5889626
What you're feeling is them siphoning your soul out through your eyes and into theirs. The only solution is to kill yourself next time in case they steal it completely and you cease to exist.
>>5889626
it's something that estrogen does to male features, including eyes
sometimes they can look outright alien like or possessed, or dazzling like something out of a magazine
gay lmao
>>5889373
His belly's kinda cute tbhon
>>5889379
>tbhon
to be hon?
>>5889407
Yep. /lgbt/ approved alternate to t bh
Which candidate most represents the LGBT lifestyle?
low quality bait
Trump, because if anyone else wins we'll be flooded with Muslims who will throw gays from rooftops.
Bernie Sanders, us queers are socialists by nature.
Hey /lgbt/! Let's play a game of Would You Rather. Keep it /lgbt/ related so that the nice mods dont delete this thread.
Answer with your choice, along with a short explanation why.
I'll start:
>Would you rather be a Lesbian Cis Black Girl, or a Staight Asian Passing Transgirl?
>>5889099
Cis Lesbian Black Girl.
I don't want to deal with the double-whammy of yellow fever tranny chasers.
>>5889099
I would rather be a straight Asian passing transgirl. So many fetishists, I would get my pick of the litter.
>>5889099
definitely cis lesbian black girl. I've already got the cis lesbian girl part down so it shouldn't be that different