http://home.nra.org/home/video/eddie-eagle-and-the-wing-team/list/home-feature
So....NRA made a new eddie eagle video.
It's not that great. However, it did inspire me to start a gun safety/Cringe Thread.
>inb4 "the only thing cringe worthy is OP's crippling faggotry"
That is totally correct.
>>25692586
I've got a story. Always remember to wear your hunter orange, /k/.
>Be my Grandpa
>Talking to a game warden about some hog problems or whatever while hunting
>Friend of theirs had wounded a deer with a poorly placed shot, so they were trying to wait for him to draw it out near the edge of the woods so he and the GW could finish it off
>They see rustling in the foliage
>GW figures it to be the deer, but gramps wasn't sure
>GW says that he can see the blood on it, that was the deer
>He takes the shot
>Figure collapses
>"Deer" fires back
>BLYAT
>After a second of being paralyzed, they realized what they did
>They run over to see if they could save their buddy
>they couldn't
He had actually found the deer and finished it off himself, which is why he was bloodsoaked. Well,until they shot him at least.
Always wear your hunter orange, /k/. Pic unrelated.
>>25692786
You could literally just google it.
>>25692586
It's better than the old traditiinally animated ones. God that style was weird.
>working BX at Nellis
>bullshit Job, have to wear ridiculous uniform, haven't had a day off to go do anything in Vegas in forever
>guy comes in wearing what appears to be a Roman army uniform made out of a bed sheet
>open carrying a BAR
>go to alert base security
>tell me to just tolerate him and anyone with him, apparently he's a contractor helping out with electrician work and pest control
>comes up to me and asks to browse my wares
>wat
>stands there staring silently for a solid ten minutes
>walks past me to a shelf where there's a display of some old M79s and prototype missile launchers from the 50s
>stares at one of the grenade launchers for a few seconds and it begins levitating
>too scared to even speak
>sprints around a corner with ancient M79 floating in tow
>comes back without it, does the same thing with the entire display and half my inventory
>tries to sell me a badly maintained AR with a knockoff ACOG that he literally pulled out of his ass
>he stares at me and grabs a handful of bottle caps out of the trash and throws it on the floor at my feet
>leaves after buying 25 individual bottles of water
Has anyone in the Las Vegas area run into this guy?
Also, pic related, BX has a cyber cafe with badass flight simulators. Employees play for free, shit is cash money.
>>25640608
I think I saw a guy like that.
>Trying to run my junk shop off the side of one of the highways for a couple months before I pick up with a caravan to head out east again
>see some guy off in the distance
>he is full at a full sprint running at me
>about to pull my pistol thinking some fiend on psycho was going to murder me
>come to an abrupt stop in front of me, with what looked like at least 10 shotguns and rifles tied to his back, pieces of scrap metal and bandoleers dangling off of him.
>must have been carrying 200 pounds
>what the fuck
>he crouches down
>wat
>It's like I cant see him from my peripheal vision even though he is right there, but I'm 100 percent sure he is crouching and stealing all my wares laid out around me but I don't react because I'm too afraid
>stands up and sprints away
>all my wares are gone
This guy is the worst
>>25641391
That's the same mother fucker
> be me Inna desert
> comes across a death claw
> nope my way the fuck away
> crazy fucker comes running at me with a fucking rocket launcher
> hey stop man there's a death claw back that way
> ass hole keeps running past me
> doesn't say a word
> gets out of siget
> several explosions later
> guy comes running back towards me
> now has assault carbine
> stops in front if me and couches down
> disniggaserious.jpg
> curiosity gets the better of me
> glad I have my 12.7 mm pistol incase this guy gets sideways with me
> don't say a word
> guy stands up and leaves
> get ready for bed that night gonna enjoy my nuka cola I bought a week back
> check my bag
> empty nuka bottle and a busted ass 10 mm pistols
> that son of a fucking bitch
Is this the same guy that brags about fucking that robot?
So DARPA posted a new video with an update to their EXACTO guided bullet program. With the repeated successfull hits shown how long do yall think it will be until the ammo finally leaves the lab (bonus points for guessing cost per round)
https://youtu.be/YoOaJclkSZg
>>25623114
>Some poor fucker has to run from a fucking life-seeking Lapua Magnum or 50 BMG Raifoss round now.
That is -so- fucked up.
>>25623114
this is the most awesome and yet the most horrible thing ever
want more
>>25623114
DARPA is also responsible for enslaving Americans via mind control apparently
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/04/30/us-usa-defense-europe-idUSKBN0NL2ED20150430?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews&utm_source=twitter
Russia about to full-scale invade Ukraine.
Remember Poland, YOU'RE NEXT!
We really missed the boat.
As long as Russia claimed that the troops in Ukraine weren't Russian, we could have bombed the shit out of them.
>why are you mad, it's an internal Ukrainian matter
>>25652103
>source=twitter
>>25652103
I don't think it's happening, and don't care too much about Ukraine.
But if Russia touches Poland I'm going to kill some Russians. Doesn't matter if it's with the US military or some Polish foreign legion shit
Does anyone have knowledge of secret clearance background checks? Will they know about all the fucked up porn and racist shit i post on 4chan?
>>25652845
Are you talking about US SECRET-level clearances, or clearances in general?
They usually don't get into the "fucked up porn and 4chan" neighborhood unless you are going for TOP SECRET with SSBI
Not OP but say I go into the military and make it through to special forces, do they look into it then? Or is it more if you're going into like FBI CIA or SS
>>25652845
They've already seen it but it shouldn't be too much of a problem. They just put it in your file to use against you if you complain.
Russian newest tank. Diskuss?
>>25648444
I want to see them mass produced. Maybe we'll see them here in Alaska if Russia get some balls and tries to take it back.
top view
>>25648453
How much did we pay for Alaska again? Like 10$ a square mile?
What hat do you wear and why?
>>25636263
I was thinking of getting a multicam hat with the flag patch on it
>>25636263
I have the hat from Op's photo. Don't have a patch for it or anything. I just bought it because it was cheap and nondescript.
>>25636372
Also mine is in that dark green color.
What are your thoughts on the new Russian T14 tank?
>M1A1 with autoloader
not impressed
Looks nothing like you pic OP
I like it. I like it a lot. Finaly, some good gun depression
http://news.usni.org/2015/04/27/report-france-to-keep-russian-mistrals-in-planned-1-20-billion-deal
So who gets them? Any other nation that might make use of them and also has the cash to pay for them?
Also, too bad for Russia. What do they do now?
Give them to the Ukrainians.
>>25613841
http://news.usni.org/2014/09/19/opinion-mistral-canada
>>25613841
Sell them to Japan.
>can you operate f-35b of of them?
So multiple german newspapers report, that the ammo of the Leopard 2 is not able to defeat Russian T-90, because it is tungsten and not DU?
Best part in the reports is, that the new ammo which is stated to be used from 2017 can only be fired from the A7 and not the A6 or A5, even though it is the same gun basically.
Truth, or did the journalists simply fuck up?
True.
>>25600163
Well for one thing posting those reports would be a good first step so we can see if they include any real sources.
Looking at the fact that other nations are picking the German smoothbore gun with similiar tungsten rounds (see South Korea) and don't have a problem with the penetration power.
It sounds like a case of hyperbole that a tank gun isn't capable of penerating the frontal armor at any range.
So has any of us joined them?
>>25557723
I ain't leaving, I like breathing
>>25557723
>tfw not fighting ISIS with Penn Jillette
These are YPG-Kurds. Funny that Syria that has been usually the most censored and undersupported Kurdish region is getting volunteers nowadays.
I know with the whole rebellion thing going on, the Emperor is probably gonna put a law out against it, but is it legal to own a DC-15a? There's a guy in my apartment block who's been talking to me about selling me his.
>>25648074
Steam has a very large 'Star Wars' games sale on at the moment due to the May the 4th (be with you) coming up. Just letting you know.
>>25648074
You don't need a DC-15 assault rifle. It's harder to shoot, you don't need high capacity power cells. Buy a blast cannon, buy a blast cannon.
>>25648097
http://store.steampowered.com/sub/25772/
70%? Pretty decent.
Why is "I was just following orders" not a valid defense? Aren't soldiers required to be subordinate to their superiors?
>>25617600
yes but you have a greater duty to humanity to not do things like machine gun hundreds of villagers into a mass grave
or cart off civilians to death camps
not not torture that family to death because their missing son might be a viet cong
>>25617600
It's a source of friction.
On one hand, soldiers are taught to obey orders and you can get into pretty serious shit if you don't.
On the other, you don't want to be a piece of shit, but you'll be court martialled if you don't follow orders.
Honestly, I think it should be a valid defense if it can be corroborated.
>>25617600
The logic is that you're not supposed to follow orders that you think are morally wrong.
That argument falls a bit flat when you realize that in the kind of situations where "I was following orders" comes into play, generally if you refuse you will get shot. Or your sister and mother will get shot. And your dog will be raped.
Melee thread? Melee thread.
Post your melee weapons and share designs.
I finally got my hunting bat back from the police and I thought a good old melee thread would be just the thing to celebrate the occasion. Pic related.
>>25588212
>hunting bat
so you took a baseball bat, which is already a pretty decent weapon on it's own, and wrapped barbed wire around the end so it can get caught, tangled and stuck in shit
truly the next Macgyver
Hello /k/omrade, great to finally meat you. I kill animals with clubs too.
Pic related, works in progress for 'coons.
>captcha: sshat
Post /k/ related humor. Dumping some to start the thread
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