What hat do you wear and why?
>>25636263
I was thinking of getting a multicam hat with the flag patch on it
>>25636263
I have the hat from Op's photo. Don't have a patch for it or anything. I just bought it because it was cheap and nondescript.
>>25636372
Also mine is in that dark green color.
>>25636372
Would you get a patch?
>>25636263
Yankee cap
White Columbia hat. I dress granola as fuck living right next too an REI in the the northwest. And sometimes i carry inside a fanny pack.
>>25636437
Probably not. It would ruin the purpose of the hat being nondescript.
>>25636263
this
>>25636263
I wear an hat because I'm balding and domeburn hurts.
I don't go tacticool or even gun related. Just a fucking hat.
I have the milspec monkey cool guy deluxe hat in loden. It's pretty sweet even though it doesn't hide my power level very well. The plugs are a nice gimmick, if I forget my peltors at home or if I get a chance for an impromptu range trip I don't have to stick 9mm in my ears.
I'm going to south America soon, I'm thinking of buying a boonie because of the coverage, but i don't want to look like a tool So I might just tuck a handkerchief behind my ballcap to cover my neck.
Black ball cap with a John Deere logo
I get one for free every year at the job fair at my school
This one, because it breathes well and I work in attics all day, plus its pretty operator in the sense that I can put my Freedom PVC patch on it.
>>25636761
whoops, had to send it to my email so I could post it from my pc
>>25636776
I like that it isn't constructed.
Bought it at some CopStop in my hometown, don't even know who makes it, just has a big TS stitched into the front velcro rectangle
>>25636263
I have a Condor hat just like the one in OPs pic but my favorite hat is my Kangol ball cap
Dat climacool band redirecting and evaporating sweat for efficient operations... But for real, I won't buy another hat without some kind of non cotton band that is quick dry...
Jackobs brand hat, cause I can't find a Dahl or Maliwan one.
I like to shoot in a flat brim hat. It blocks the glare and I like it
hats are for fags
Same one in this image, Im to lazy to go and photo my hat.
>>25637794
fuck off weeb
smegma because Alla hu akbar
>not being able to use your hat to store extra mags above your head
>>25636263
>>25636263
Pic related. It may be Mossy Oak on monday or Realtree on thursday, Brush, Obsession or MAX1, full cloth or trucker but its always some sort of these.
>>25638263
kek
>>25636263
Although I usually war a ball cap, random camo or something, for shooting, as the western hats brim interferes with my ear protection.
Because I'm a classy man with classy taste.
>>25639603
Depends on what I'm doing.
>outside a lot, need to ward off sunburn
Old, army-issue DCU boonie I cut my rank off of (can still see the darker fabric from where it was), left my name tape on the back though. Because fuck getting skin cancer on the tips of my ears. Doesn't play nice with earmuffs, which I prefer to wear when shooting, though. Also have a couple straw hats and a fuddcamo drover's hat with mesh sides.
>shooting, or otherwise like to wear a brimmed hat, but still need sun protection
I've got a whole fucking closet full of ballcaps and driving/golf hats. NFL/NHL-logo ballcaps, a Slazenger-branded hat I got for free, a Browning camo ballcap, a Sightron camo ballcap I got free, my safety-chartreuse NRA RSO hat, fuck I can't remember them all. My favorite, though, is a no-name chinkshit golf hat (driving hat/moleskine style hat) I got off Ebay for 99 cents that's cream-colored.
>need something a bit warmer than a boonie hat, but still need the sun protection
I've got a couple drover's hats (think Stetson but without the gay cowboy hat look, kinda like the old-school Cavalry hats) that are thick wool felt and, ostensibly, crushable/packable. They do pretty well in everything but high wind, and have been about as waterproof as any other hat I've owned (including a couple Goretex hats).
>need serious insulation
I've got about a dozen different skullcaps/watchcaps/beanies, ranging from super-thin ones designed to be comfortable under a helmet but still warm, to super-thick knit wool designed for Arctic conditions, in every material from Spandex to fleece to wool.
I am basically never outside without a hat, unfortunately it's pretty much a necessity for me. Since I'm almost completely bald on top, it's either that or rub sunblock into my head (which wouldn't be bad if I razor-shaved the rest of my head, but I don't, and getting sunblock into your hair is the worst feeling ever).
Because beer is good
>>25640140
>that bearded face
operator detected
>>25640152
Nope that's just me, although when I graduate Uni I'm going into the service
none
>because sunglasses
>not wearing your Ex-girlfriends red & gold paisley glitter keffiyeh to battle
>>25636263
>>25636263
Black Renegade brand cowboy hat.
To keep the sun and hot brass out of my eyes.
>>25636263
It was on Sale at Buds Gun Shop
I rarely wear hats, but when I do it's one of these two, ballcap for whenever, usually shooting or really sunny days when I'm dressing casual and the flatcap for when I dress /fa/ casual, or at least try to.
In winter I usually wear a repro jeep cap or one of those earflap trapper caps.
Holy shit these are almost worse than fedoras.
the gray 5.11 2014 hat because I got two for free
>>25640337
Can you put a morale patch on a fedora?
Are there multicam fedora's yet?
I used to laugh at fags with tactical hats until I got a branded one for free and wore it around the house for a bit when I couldn't find my favorite. Then the magic happened. I sat down to listen to some music and put my headphones on, no fumbling to get them comfortably positioned around the button on top of my ball cap. GENIUS. These will do the same with my earpro, how could I have been so wrong?
People who wear multicam hats with IR flag patches to the grocery store are still fags though.
>>25640289
Did you buy the Federal one too?
Best hat I've ever owned
>>25640381
I'd honestly buy one just to troll with.
>>25636263
I rep my homie Megatron wherever I go.
http://www.jerseyforus.ru/DC-Comics-Decepticons-Snapback.-27007.html
>>25640384
>not operating as hard as possible
>all of this projection
>never knowing the joy of spotting other mall ninja fags wearing the same hat and complementing each other before going back to each other's nests to mate.
Lol fag.
>>25640394
You look like an atheist with downs
>>25640403
>fedora with modern crusader morale patch
I think the thing would catch fire all on its lonesome.
>>25640420
>sheepdog detected
>>25636263
LaRue hat, because it doesn't have the stupid button on top to obstruct headsets.
Most importantly though, it has straps on the side to keep your sunglasses anchored on top of the hat. It's an AMAZING feature.
>>25640394
Look its a pat
>>25640448
>because it doesn't have the stupid button on top to obstruct headsets
I knew I liked you. I've been disappointed my last couple orders from LaRue that I didn't get a free hat.
>>25640448
>Ahh yeth my nigra
Same here. Lets be friends.
>>25636263
>>25640469
>>25640474
I didn't even get it for free as swag, I ACTUALLY paid for it just because those strap are such a great feature.
Unfortunately, they only work with bayonet temples, so I have to wear my Smith Optics around now.
>>25640441
>not enjoying simple shooting hat for inna desert shooting trips
>not intimidating libtards and befriending fellow vets inna Commiefornia during trips
I never said I was a sheepdog tactical faggot. Its just a nice cheap hat (I have a black one though to match my shirts, no camo or name tag velcro on back).
Cowboy hat.
Frequently.
A straw one now, after a girl I used to date recommended it. Very light, and blocks the sun when driving around with the top of in Phoenix.
>>25636263
Tilly Hat Master Race
>>25640140
Stone sucks though...
>>25636263
they were free
>>25640497
>Its just a nice cheap hat (I have a black one though to match my shirts, no camo or name tag velcro on back).
I have no issue with you then friendo. I wear the fuck out of pictured hat in >>25640384. I just said mall ninjas parading around in multicam hats with IR ameriflags are pretty silly.
Free hat once again related.
>>25640505
>pic related
who the fuck wears a straw cowboy hat in phoenix and isn't tubing shitfaced?
>>25636263
This is my hat.
I got it when I worked outdoors.
>Wide brim to keep rain off face
>Brim is adjustable, keeps sun out of eyes
>Has strap-on to keep it from blowing off in Wyoming wind
Plus I like the leathery, rugged look of it.
>>25640539
Well I'm wearing a great Lakes brewing shirt so there ya go. And stone really isn't that bad, better than a watered down lite beer
>>25638848
>I dress like shit.
>>25640558
Another alarming parallel between myself and queerbait.
Depends
>>25640579
True. Carry on
>>25640545
Oh okay then, though mine still has the ameriflag velcro patch on the front (most tend to do). Shits handy though, and fun to wear overseas as it clearly indicates you are amurican, leading to me meeting many expats on the streets in like Asia or Europe etc.
>>25638848
>I dress myself completely with sporting goods
>>25640496
I use them with knock off work glasses I got from Home Depot, but they work well.
>>25640394
You might want to never post your picture here. Keep it to ledit.
>>25640648
>'look at me i'm so country' faggot starter pack
I don't really wear hats that often because I have beautiful hair.
>>25640642
Interesting. I'm going to have to remember that as a casual way to broadcast abroad without stomping around, huffing and whining in nasal or John Wayne English.
Cap thread without baseball cap is not real cap thread.
>>25636263
I wear a knit beanie in the winter, but thats it
>embroidered caps with "tactical" flag patches
holy shit the fudd
its too real
truely, the gun culture equivalent of fedoras
anyway I wear a tuque if it's that cold, and nothing if not
wore my MILITARY ISSUE BERET to a punk concert once, that was fun
>>25640697
egh god
are you black
>>25640697
>SNAPBACKS
FUGG OFF SWAGSHIT
But seriously they just don't look good when you wear one while aiming down a scoped rifle.
Glorious ballcaps with dem curved bills just line up perfect to the scope and sorta shield your eyes from the glare.
>>25640711
>wore my MILITARY ISSUE BERET
oh you're one of those
>>25636263 (OP)
Close OP.
Texas flag VPD blue BAC master race.
>>25640697
But none of those are baseball caps.
>>25640718
>he doesn't like his bill bumping into the optic
>>25640697
are you black bro?
>>25640394
jesus no offense man but you look like a huge faggot
>>25640697
I think I'm gonna puke
nice troll
>>25640737
I chuckled.
>>25640713
Nope
>>25640718
>snapbacks
>>25636263
Gotta support the local businesses, especially when they make good beer.
>>25640737
Filename
Kek
>>25640768
Doesn't change the fact that flat-brimmed ball caps look like sin.
>>25640768
>stickers on them
>>25640730
>none are baseball caps
>>25640724
tbf I took the badge off and it's just plain black so it's not really identifiable as much more than a beret
I just really wanted to wear a beret to a punk show
>>25640804
>implying they stilll aren't
There's a reason why baseball players don't wear snapbacks in the field, they are completely useless.
>>25640796
>juvenile shit
gotta keep the stickers on them or people won't know where you bought them.
>>25640794
>flat brimmed
>>25640831
yehp
>>25636263
Pith helmet, keeps me cooler then a boonie, and the sun off my neck and out of my eyes. Good buy if you have 40 bucks to blow.
>>25640394
N E O G A M E R S
>>25640833
>barely any curve.
No bend no deal.
Damn yuppies who never actually work in their hats.
>>25640853
The perfect headgear for safari / showing disdain for the indigenous population!
>>25640804
Did I missed a curved bill hat in there or does MLB play with those flat brimmed gangsta hats now?
Nice gat.
>>25640877
>>25640853
>yfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liCKrHyatVs
>>25640862
There's a reason ball players wear their hats like that instead of dad hats like you. Here's a dad hat I found just for you.
>>25640880
There's a slight curve in all the hats, see >>25640833
It's just not very visible laying on the bed. To answer your question, no MLB players don't wear dad hats anymore. Also, my CZ is a piece of shit, never runs right. Pretty accurate though.
>>25640901
Who gives a fuck about dressing like yuppies, niggers, or libtards?
I'd rather wear a hat like a proper WASP dad any day of the week, like these fine gentlemen do.
>>25640936
Probably why no one watches baseball. Or basketball. Golf and football son. Fuck nascar, it don't even get caps.
>>25636263
The hat's a recent purchase, and I like it well enough. I really want a plain red or blue baseball cap though, I dunno why.
>>25640880
Gats and hats!
>>25640901
>>25640833
>>25640833
This isn't /sp/ this is /k/.
Its a fact these kinds of hats are shitty for actual shooting or blue collar work. I don't understand why you keep insisting that a bunch of no-guns New Yorkers are somehow the authority on the practical use of ballcap hats.
>>25640961
I'd rather not dress like shit that's why. I only wear those caps at ball games really, but a few I wear around once in a blue moon.
>>25640831
you keep the shiny "official MLB" sticker, not the hatworld or lids sticker faggot
>>25641017
Hats with a slight curvature to them are superior for sub blocking and peripheral vision. So far the only noguns yuppies I see in this thread are posting floppy dad hats.
>>25641053
This anon gets it.
>>25637868
You went through all that effort, I think you deserve a reply.
You huge faggot.
>>25641002
This should do.
>>25640578
I wish my hat had a strap on. Never know when you need a tactical dicking.
>>25636263
I might get a hat like that and put some stupid morale patch on it.
I feel like putting an American flag on it is pointless since I'm never around people from anywhere but America anyway, and I fear it will make me look like I'm trying to look "operator".
Although, right now I only have full brim hats like boonies.
>>25640578
>Worked outdoors
>Wyoming wind
What are you, a paleontologist?
>>25640853
muh nigga
>>25636263
i've had this since 2009
sweg
>>25641184
>tfw rays passed on drafting posey bc $6mm price tag
>>25640974
>watches golf
Found your hat
>>25640974
>not wearing a Kurt busch cap like the Troll you are
>>25640853
*than
No sticker though. Took that shit off.
>>25640697
Of course I've bent the bill and taken the stupid ass stickers off of it.
>>25641235
Did you leave the under brim NFL foil on?
>>25641199
eh, you would've traded him in a fire sale anyway.
i'm probably going to pick up a camo Memorial day jints hat this year. hopefully it's not desert MARPAT again, especially since i'm not in the USMC but they've got a big base not too far from where i'm stationed.
>>25636263
Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith went innawoods?
>>25641246
That one piece top sticker is ugly as fuck, I still see nogs wearing it with the price tag sticker as well at the park.
>>25637702
>Jackobs brand hat, cause I can't find a Dahl or Maliwan one.
I prefer the Hyperion one, personally.
>>25641270
Rays dont generally trade their players, they let them walk for the sandwich round pics (see upton, crawford) or sign them to long term deals (see longoria, moore). The Rays don't run a top 5 payroll like the Giants do though.
>>25638848
>I live in Sandy, Oregon. I drive a 93 ranger with an autozone lift kit, skoal is my dip of choice and Mossberg is the greatest gun manufacturer of all time. Cowboy Up!
>>25641053
>totally different
Gotta distinguish my swag young nig self from those Chinese buying plebs.
Stay white kiddo.
>>25641258
Why the fuck would it matter?
been thinking about getting either a contemporary or throwback Saint Paul Saints hat, or a Colored Golphers hat
>>25641337
>Confirmed habib gas station hat
>>25636263
""If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!... ." Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it, so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a zoo!"
>>25641362
>A hat's resale value matters
Confirmed for living paycheck to paycheck
>>25641307
>I even gave one of my good hats to my good friend anon that actually owns guns.
>>25641382
on a friday
>>25641383
The only hats that have reaale value are vintage caps, but stay plebian.
>>25641412
>implying true vintage hats still have tags
Stay scammed pleb.
>>25641450
>Implying I buy vintage caps instead of guns.
Hows NYC?
>>25641461
>i got btfo, better change the subject matter
>>25641388
>we don't sell 5.56, were not in the business of killin people.
>you bet we sell .223, it's a true sporting round, but why do you need so much?
>>25636590
most redneck hat ever...
>>25641481
>says I buy vintage caps
>inform him I dont
>he posts smug anime reaction instead of his guns
Do you like those weird fixed stock grips yuppie?
>>25641304
it's weird to be in dynasty-level of pay after all these years.
but hey, 3 rings.
and we're still outspent by the yankees, bsox, and doyers, so that's two flavors of evil and boston.
>>25641508
>confirmed new yorker without a full WW2 collection because the garand can hold more than 7 rounds
LOL. Only thing I am missing is a Chinese contract mauser.
STAY PORR>
My friend dave gave me his hat.
>>25641511
The fact that they didnt resign sandoval means they'll probably go into rebuilding mode the next few years instead of pushing for a 4th. It also helps that they graduated a star a year from the farm to suppliment that roster and to help make up for the shitty contracts like zito.
>>25641493
>tfw no more camo hats to post
>>25641338
>not Montgomery Biscuts
Do you even hat, bro?
>>25641551
>>25641617
I audibly lold
>>25641338
>any Minnesota team that is not the North Stars
Confirmed twin city homo.
>>25636263
Viper Headwear.
> why
US Made (Colorado), no visible logos, flat colors, fitted, velcro available.
*highly* recommended
worn this one pretty much every day for going on 4 years now.
>>25636263
I wear a beanie in the winter, a plain black hat when I'm outdoors in the sun or usually just aviators. I don't wear anything like OP's pic because I'm not a tryhard.
>>25641654
>not a tryhard
>aviators
>>25641551
zito did well when timmy shat the bed after 2011. and yeah, i miss having that invincible farm-grown pitching staff.
panda has always been up and down. if he stopped sexually assaulting girls and eating everything in sight, he'd probably have bolted earlier.
but we haven't been a power hitting team since barry left. AT&T is a bad hitter's park anyway.
>>25640486
Must be cleaning 9mm guns.
>>25641634
I-I am a homo from the metro, I-I like baseball
Arcteryx bac I'm pretty meh, it's not been super tough and not even knocking it for fire damage.
>>25641664
>Not owning based aviators
Do you buy your sunglasses at the same gas station as steelers guy?
>>25636263
not in picture is a tan Geissele hat and a green Kimber hat.
>>25641088
The only acceptable choice
Plain black ballcap
Because
>I'm not gay
>showing your power level is bad
I even wonder if people will see the CRKT clipped to my pocket and know I'm switched on. I don't even wear shirts with logos, or military colors
my BOB is a Jansport
etc
>>25641749
i bought mine at the dollar store.
>>25641085
>dads
>yuppies
Hey dipshit, you know yuppies don't have many kids right? Since they like that whole upper class yuppie lifestyle or that neo-modern crap where you just live a childless life/never get married in a long term relationship right?
Are you some fatherless nigger who thinks being a dad is somehow bad?
>>25641678
The giants need to realize timmy is not the same guy that can throw 160 pitches on friday and then close on sunday anymore. Just move him to the pen and bring up escobar or crick. He could be an eckersly type reliever and throw 120 out of the pen and be lights out instead of being a 5 era starter.
Panda is up and down during the year because he can't stay away from the post game spread, but he's money in the playoffs year after year
>>25641809
Seems you know a lot more about the yuppie lifestyle then me, I try to avoid them.
>>25640697
Adam Ricker you gigantic faggot.
>>25638263
That man is a national treasure
>>25641708
Baseball is pretty okay. Fuck the Twins though. I'll be impressed when they accomplish something again. In recent memory, so many good season amount to nothing, followed by mediocrity. That's baseball though I suppose. At least the Wild are in the play offs.
>>25636776
Freedom scum
>>25641880
Wait for sano and buxton, that's the future of the twins, coming to a ballpark near you summer 2015
>>25641790
I buy my 'authentic' sunglasses from a guy on a blanket in the pike place alley. If I need something polarized or specific I buy them elsewhere.
>>25636263
one like you pic except in charcoal gray. got it for cheap and just threw on a Misfits Fiend Club patch just because.
>>25641838
>Seems you know a lot more about the yuppie lifestyle then me, I try to avoid them.
That's because they like to infest other free states in their shitty model home suburbias getting built fucking everywhere and then fucking up the politics where they move.
>living in Nevada is suffering
>>25641664
I have a huge head and only aviators and hipste sunglasses look right on me.
>>25641948
I know this feel.
>want some gearqueer Oakleys, not aviators, somethin' tacticool
>concerned if I order these Covert Crankshafts they won't fit
I guess gas cans are supposed to fit big heads, but they're $40 more online. eh
>>25641981
Julbo makes fathead friendly shades too
>>25642002
But I want to have real Oakleys to feel superior.
I'll probably get gascans.
>>25641495
Yup
>>25641981
Why not just return them if they don't fit?
Also, my big ol' fucking head is why I don't really wear hats.
I was in this unit - that's why.
>>25636263
Canada.
>>25641944
I live in FL if you can't tell from the hats, and I know that feel. Both of my neighbors are libertarians though.
>>25642020
Julbos are French bro
>>25641981
Gas cans also make you look like a faggot. I have a huge head too, had a pair for a while, wasn't a big fan of the way they looked on me. They got stolen at the bank and I wasn't even mad.
>>25642038
You look like white trash.
>>25642055
Are you still in that unit?
>>25642038
Thanks for making me feel better about my shitty beard.
>>25642060
I know it's you Adam.
>>25642066
y
like seriously
did they get a bad image from douchebags wearing them or something? they always look badass to me
>maybe I'll try the covert crankshafts instead
Or was it just that you disliked them on yourself?
>>25642066
meh been called worse.
>tfw I don't even like in South Cerruhliner
>>25642077
Google tells me hes a country singer from colorado.
>>25642089
They just look like dudebro trash. So, yeah, I guess you could say from douchbags wearing them. I also didn't like them on myself, they still weren't wide enough for my head.
I have way too many hats, but this is my oper8in' hat.
>>25642113
icic
well now I know
>>25642058
>canada's balls are touching America's head.
Man, couldn't we make Canada a girl to make this less gay?
>>25642129
If you want a quality pair of sunglasses that look good on big heads, Randolph Engineering aviators are your friend.
>>25642098
Maybe in another life, he's a friend of mine who lurks /k/ and has an extensive fucking Tampa Bay and Florida Gators hat collection.
>>25642143
I want gearqueer sunglasses
I have a cheapo pair of regular aviators for now
>>25642131
Repressed homosexuality is a core American cultural trait.
>>25642148
A friend of the gators is a friend of mine.
>tfw lost my favorite gators hat in a tragic boating accident.
>>25642162
I fucking wish
>>25640697
I respect your hat game, but FUCK the Rays.
>>25642143
>not fossil aviators
>being a faggot
They look good and I have a huge ass head
>>25642183
>sox fan deteced
>>25642171
Pic for ants related
>>25642075
Deactivated
>>25642171
Maybe you two can get together and suck each other's balls.
>>25642184
>>25642227
As they say in the native tounge of your people, no homo
>>25642240
>being THIS much of a faggot
>>25642162
>>25642179
This.
Haven't you heard, the queers are becoming the new model minority class. Not that I particularly care, its just kinda annoying that its being seen as an avenue for attention whoring.
>>25641145
>Flatbrim
Gross
>>25642295
Bend it to the optimal curve then, buying pre bent hats is for plebs.
>>25642282
no, I meant we're literally like 1/100 to 1/80 of the population
>>25637713
this
>>25642198
How dare you.
>>25641816
I think at this point with Timmy it's pride and nostalgia. he was the only thing that felt right with the giants for a while.
i have feels that we replaced one of our legitimate offensive threats with McGeehee.
also the outfield needs to not be "Hunter Pence and two other dudes who showed up that day"
>>25642282
Better us fags than niggers bro
>>25642282
Yeah, the attention whining is really the most obnoxious part. Shut up, you're not special. I've taken a dick or two in my time too, doesn't mean I demand any special recognition, shit.
>>25640540
This, I wear the one on the left
>>25642340
I swear MDfags putting their flag on everything is repulsive.
>>25642431
Maryland is a repulsive state.
>Adidas medium Crimson Tide flex fit
>Alumni pride
>>25642431
Someone is mad their state flag sucks
>>25642443
Minus the niggers, it's actually a pretty nice place, and the niggers stay in the city for the most part.
>>25641017
No-guns New Yorker here, if this stupid nigger posting his nearly flat fitted caps knew anything about looking good he'd know he looks like a faggot.
But I guess he fits in, anywhere you go most people dress like absolute shit.
>>25642487
> Adidas
> Not wearing the company that sponsors your school, Nike
>>25636263
> thread about hats
> has more replies than a gun thread, in less time
/k/- hats
>>25642600
sounds like /k/ at pretty much any given point in its history, honestly.
Wish we had good patches, our flag is the most k.
You are now aware this flag has the most bears of any state. 2 bears. 2 right arms. 2 right bear arms.
>>25642677
MISSOURI STRONK
>>25642692
Most bears man there are actually 3 bears if you look closely.
The misery has bearly started.
>>25642721
I can't bear many more puns.
This is my favorite hat. You will enjoy wearing one. Go and buy one. Wear it. Share it with your friends.
>>25642431
to be honest we do have the best flag. then comes rhode island. then everything else
>>25642545
You probably have lots of dad hats.
>>25642804
Yeah. It how many bears does your flag have?
Just your friendly neighborhood Federal agent checking in to say hi.
Only difference is mine has a white trim around the leaf.
>>25642838
As a matter of fact I have many hats from dad but I've never worn them, I don't wear hats.
Also, I bet you dress like a goddamn fuccboi.
>>25642853
>his hat doesn't have 3 bears
>>25636263
Get on mah lvl
One of these...
>>25642900
I'll bet you wear pleated khakis and shorts. What does a fuccboi dress like this sound like negroid terminology.
>>25642956
With one of these on it.
Because work makes me.
it's like you guys never even wear your hats.
Tilly reporting in. Lifetime replacement guarantee.
>>25642943
Is that the sorting hat from Harry Potter?
>>25642919
Zero bears in fact! What a shitty hat.
>>25642977
Id wear hats more often, but Im a disgusting pig who has to spend an hour getting sweat rings out of my collars everytime I do laundry
>>25642998
Nope that would be heretical.
>>25643006
spray-n-wash that shit bro
source: air force dress blues in AZ for years
>>25642968
Nope, I never wear shorts and either wear jeans (some nudies, some higher-end levis) or when I do work on stuff/go hiking i have some nice synthetic cargos that have a fairly slim fit.
Pic. related is a Fuccboi
Regular curved brim hat >>>>>>>>>>multicam OPERATOR hat > fudd camo hat >5panel hat >fitted or snapback flat brims (or in your case, nearly flat brims)
>>25643088
I can't tell him apart from your average /fa/ggot
>>25636263
mad max intimidation
>>25643145
Then you don't know shit about fashion, there's a big difference between that and what's considered /fa/
I myself don't really dress /fa/, more just I try to dress fairly plain but with better fits and brands than most normal people wear. My best friend on the other hand is very big on the whole /fa/ thing.
>>25642115
I miss the old oriole logo
>>25643206
I can tell when someone is begging for attention and esteem with their clothes, which is all of /fa
>>25642492
shit gun laws
>>25643206
You're still in high school, aren't you?
>>25642853
>US Marshal
Noice, y'all niggas be classy as fuck.
Hey quick question, for all you and all the guys who wear ballcaps inna heat, how do y'all keep your foreheads from sweating and ruining your hats? I mean I just wash my cap every like week or something.
>>25642853
What's your favorite hentai to fap too? And don't give me that OPSEC crap, as if we could find you.
>>25643226
...and you're not what with acting like your flat brims are top-tier fashion?
>>25643238
Nope, I actually work construction.
>>25643250
He's got a guy at the NSA that sends him your secret nudes.
>>25643265
>flat brims
>>25640277
>>25643188
>not wearing the conch
its like you want to have a seizure and get stabbed by everybody
>>25640553
People who understand the sun, mi amigo.
Hats I mainly wear. The pinstripe one I got while I was stationed in Nippon. Go Tigers.
>>25643239
You just deal with it, wash your hat in a cap rack in the dishwasher, very light laundry soap and no heat dry.
>>25643219
The stupid realistic oriole?
>>25643227
Like I said. The reason the democrats rule this state is because of the niggers.
>>25643088
It's pretty clear by this post you dress like shit.
>>25643206
I tend to agree. That being said I wear the "basic bitch" hat of white people I guess.
>>25636263
Yo
>>25640394
Hope this is a joke...
boop.
>>25637739
middle schooler detected
>>25643461
oh, so tell me what you wear, master of fashun.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>25636263
pic incredibly related
>>25642977
Is that Zion? That looks familiar.
>tfw hasguns now that I live off campus
>>25643001
And where are you with that fine, fine view?
Fat head ikr
>>25638848
FUCK.
/k/ is becoming a bunch of rednecks instead of autists with too much milsurp and I don't like it.
>>25643562
I love that hat.
>>25643662
>Please
At least rednecks vote and recall pols.
Autists, well, you know what autists do.
>>25644125
You explain that orange helmet right now.
You explain to me how I may have a brother I never knew about.
>>25643684
>>25643562
You're welcome Gary.
>>25644361
Former 937. Surrounded by Colts
>>25644361
>>25644125
>>25644615
factoryofsadness.jpg
Manzel sure is working out well.... And it would really be great if Gordon could keep his ass out of trouble for a season.
I am in need of a good range hat. Thing is, my head is abnormally big and the "one-size-fits-all" hats actually don't fit. help pls
Pic unrelated
without the fag tag of course
>>25644893
Yea, just waiting for the days of Jim Brown like my dad and uncle told me about.