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Where did my technology go? 2017-04-05 09:30:02 Post No.59748885
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Where did my technology go?
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2017-04-05 09:30:02
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Are we being raided? The amount of shitposting is unreal. I refuse to believe these shitposts and bait threads have become the standard around here.
Where is the janitorial department when you need them?
How do we clean up /g/?
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>>59748885
>Are we being raided?
sure, if you consider relentless shill/shitposting for years now a raid.
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>Adding to the problem by posting worthless metashit like this rather than making or contributing to decent threads.
Part of the problem general.
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>>59748905
I don't normally post meta threads but I feel like it's worse than usual the past few days. Haven't been on /g/ for a while though.
Part of fixing the problem is stating the problem.
Why are there tons of mr. robot shitpost threads up that serve absolutely zero purpose?
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https://wccftech.com/marry-robot-chinese-engineer-married/
>He decided to get married to a robot that he built himself. Apparently Zheng had been severely disappointed in finding love and was tired of the pressures and nagging from his family.
>So he built a robot, Yingying and decided to marry it. Zheng ‘dated’ the robot for two months and then married it in a small ceremony attended by his mother and friends in the eastern city of Hangzhou.
ai gf now?
>inb4 wccftech
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>robocunt can't make babys
CHINKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>59748860
literally the only reason to choose these things over real women.
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Currently trying to make a startpage with pretty much no HTML and CSS knowledge. What do you think so far?
Also post your own ones
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Show the source code
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>>59748662
Why
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Nigger hahah hahahaha, wow ur so cool and bold for having the courage to use such a newly controversial word. wow ur a hacker lol is that a mac? how do you do that? teach me i want to be as cool an original as you
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Alright faggots alternative single core integer benchmark time
Post the highest integer you can Factorial before wangblows screeches the calculation may take a while
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>windows
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>>59748487
No, sum up all primes under 2 million only using this calculator
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Fucking bash
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STILL waiting for Ryzen ITX boards.
My desktop seems to be getting a bit dusty inside, wouldn't mind redoing it with newer parts...
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Hi there
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Cool computer anon
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>>59748523
boii where yo graphic card at
Would there be any benefit in launching a pirate satellite? Similar to pirate radio operating on the laws of the sea, it could potentially provide unregulated internet or data services.
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>>59748212
>satellite
Satellites are an easy way to for Globalists to hide the flat earth truth. They don't actually exist.
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>>59748212
You'd need at least three stationary geostationary satellites for world wide coverage. Come up with a billion dollars and launch them
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>>59748245
If the earth were round, why is google maps flat?
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My work requires me to use Gedit but it doesn't come pre-installed on Arch. Can anyone help?
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Unfortunately there is no way.
Find a distribution which comes with Gedit preinstalled. That is the only solution. I suggest Gedilinux.
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>>59748267
Is it on distro watch?
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>>59748156
You have to install gentoo. No other way around it.
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[blocks your path]
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I step on it and continue walking
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>>59748121
fold it together, hide it in your bag and move on.
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epic thread hahah
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Moving asm.js interpreter to the kernel 2017-04-05 05:51:11 Post No.59747377
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Moving asm.js interpreter to the kernel
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now that multiple c to j.asm compilers exist, and of course any language really can do this. why not just move a javascript interpreter into the kernel and forget native code entirely
it's the most popular language with the most powerful modern oop opensource codebase.
portability would be solved forever and we can really do what we've been flirting with for years now, this is obviously what we need
browsers are the portal to 90% of average users programs, this can finally end this and make the computing world make sense.
Q1. Won't this be way slower than C or something?
WRONG! asm.js is approaching C speeds even with little investment being done so far, infact C compiled into asm.js is actually faster than Clang compiled code for box2d game engine.
Source: https://hacks.mozilla.org/2013/12/gap-between-asm-js-and-native-performance-gets-even-narrower-with-float32-optimizations/
Q2. what about vm overhead! it can never truly be as fast!
WRONG!. Infact according to a study by Microsoft a shift to virtual memory protection instead of hardware based irq we can increase speed by 25 - 40%
using a conservative 80-90% vm overhead we can actually gain a modest speed increase with our new kernal j.asm interpreter
source: http://research.cs.wisc.edu/areas/os/Seminar/schedules/papers/Deconstructing_Process_Isolation_final.pdf
Q3. Won't this be insecure!
WRONG! how often does javascript break out of sandbox today? Anyway. libcurl is written in one of the most insecure and outadted languates ever C, with no garbage collection and shitty manual memory management its practically a joke in the security world; yet libcurl is constantly and exhaustively searched for issues and therefore remains relevant even now
source: https://daniel.haxx.se/blog/2017/03/27/curl-is-c/
so /g/, is it time to dump native code and move everything to the worlds most popular language?
I say yes
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C combined with JS is worst possible thing I can think of.
Joseph Mengele would be like 'Damn son even I wouldn't go that far'
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>>59747401
not an argument
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is this the new Marie thread
ok tech heads, some of you are into or were into magic.
if you could use tech to make a new magic trick, what would it be?
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>the current state of /g/
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>/g/
>talking about magic
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>>59747352
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C. Clarke
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Has anyone here used FreedomPop for their cell service? I just bought 2 SIMs and plan on porting my current number to Google Voice and use hangouts to text and call.
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>>59747030
Anyone???
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>>59748300
It's okay, but don't expect perfectly stable service. You get what you pay for.
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>>59748319
I'm paying close to nothing. I'm hoping it works well enough. It seems too good to be true.
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Why in my iOS photo library appear that image, apple censored my private photos or what's mean that?
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>>59746652
>iOS
Well there's your problem. Recent iOS updates have been fucking up iPhones left and right especially older ones.
Which iPhone do you have?
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>>59746652
that's not iOS
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>>59746652
>apple user
>literally a broken English pajeet
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FizzBuzz is old news, make way for FizzBuzzPrime. So, /g/, are you up for it?
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All numbers below what?
The numbers that were divisible by 3 or 5 AND the primes?
Your requirements are not well formed.
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I actually don't know any programming languages but i've been reading these fizzbuzz and prime number threads for awhile. I've gotten pretty damn good at it. It'd be fun if make up some crap on a resume and I try to apply to some programming jobs with whiteboard interviews just to see what happens.
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>>59746716
They ask conceptual question. Fizzbuzz is a meme.
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I'm Whitey and your interview is about to get FUCKED
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white is alright
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>>59746247
Fuckin whitey, always holdin us down and sheeeeit.
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I feel like this is some shit /b/ thought up to spam /g/ with.
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Does /g/ have any interesting stories relating to the use of 2+ adapters to get something to work?
>Be me
>Needed to get internet on an older desktop pc via Ethernet
>Did not have ethernet cable long enough from router to desktop
>Decided to share internet via tablet
>Used a microusb to usb adapter
>Plugged a ethernet to usb adapter into that adapter
>Needed to use ipconfig to see shit up
>Success
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>>59746064
Wow, good job.
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>>59746064
You had to use wireless, so you cheated.
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>be me
>need to use peripheral type a
>only got port type b
>use b -> a adapter
Good shit right there.
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