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You hire a programmer
Convince them to work for a share of the company
Insist to investors that your business model is viable (it's not, but insist anyway)
Get a small fortune to make it work
Blow through 20% of it almost immediately.
Spend the other 80% as little as possible, run out in a year anyway.
Call it quits. Maybe kill yourself.
Epilogue: The programmer gets a good job afterward.

Anonymous 2014-09-02 22:10:09 Post No.43927585
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>>43927550
You hire a programmer
Convince them to work for a share of the company
epilogue, the kike steals your idea and runs

Anonymous 2014-09-02 22:13:44 Post No.43927636
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>>43927585
You hire a programmer
He's autistic, but tries to steal your idea and run with it
He can't communicate the idea behind the website *HE* just coded for you before stealing
You keep going on your merry way, but still your idea dies.

Anonymous
2014-08-29 19:59:17 Post No.43857901
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Anonymous 2014-08-29 19:59:17 Post No. 43857901 [Report] [View this topic]

UC Berkeley's introductory Computer Science class, 61A, now has over 1300 students enrolled.

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Anonymous 2014-08-29 20:00:21 Post No.43857916
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Anonymous 2014-08-29 20:00:21 Post No.43857916 [Report]

Are they all Asian?

Anonymous 2014-08-29 20:01:02 Post No.43857925
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Anonymous 2014-08-29 20:01:02 Post No.43857925 [Report]

>>43857901
Isn't that pretty normal for introductory classes?

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Anonymous 2014-08-29 20:01:24 Post No.43857931 [Report]

Like 3/4 will drop out because "muh video games". I wish CS and CP was still for those passionate about computers.

Anonymous
2014-08-30 23:31:40 Post No.43877216
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Anonymous 2014-08-30 23:31:40 Post No. 43877216 [Report] [View this topic]

have you shavêd your thinkpads yet /g/?

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Anonymous 2014-08-30 23:32:22 Post No.43877225
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Anonymous 2014-08-30 23:32:22 Post No.43877225 [Report]

R u gril

Anonymous 2014-08-30 23:32:40 Post No.43877229
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Anonymous 2014-08-30 23:32:40 Post No.43877229 [Report]

>absolutely no effort

Anonymous 2014-08-30 23:32:59 Post No.43877232
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Anonymous 2014-08-30 23:32:59 Post No.43877232 [Report]

I kind of want to shave my legs, but it seems to be a lot of effort.

Anonymous
2014-08-30 22:20:57 Post No.43876371
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Anonymous 2014-08-30 22:20:57 Post No. 43876371 [Report] [View this topic]

You guys ready to learn if there is a backdoor once and for all?

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Anonymous 2014-08-30 22:23:45 Post No.43876404
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>>43876371
It's probably just core specific documentation, they do this with every new generation of Intel chips, they are usually tested as ":Intel Classifieds"

Anonymous 2014-08-30 22:25:32 Post No.43876418
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Anonymous 2014-08-30 22:25:32 Post No.43876418 [Report]

>>43876371
Post it friendo.

Anonymous 2014-08-30 22:28:14 Post No.43876456
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Anonymous 2014-08-30 22:28:14 Post No.43876456 [Report]

anime bandaid

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2014-08-29 21:16:33 Post No. 43858939 [Report] [View this topic]

Is a CS degree worth it? Or are there other courses I should take? Uni is hard.

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Anonymous 2014-08-29 21:18:23 Post No.43858959
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Anonymous 2014-08-29 21:18:23 Post No.43858959 [Report]

We need more people who know how to actually physically fix and install networks and systems, then people who design software

Get your certs and get into IT, then, get with a company and just go to school for CS if you want on their dime

Anonymous 2014-08-29 21:19:33 Post No.43858971
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Anonymous 2014-08-29 21:19:33 Post No.43858971 [Report]

Do you like mathematics? Do you like solving logical problems? If you're weak at mathematics and logic (and you don't want to improve), don't do CS.

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Anonymous 2014-08-29 21:28:22 Post No.43859071 [Report]

>>43858959

How dare you assume that OP is Indian

Anonymous
2014-08-26 19:06:21 Post No.43805700
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Anonymous 2014-08-26 19:06:21 Post No. 43805700 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: examples of shit tier coding languages

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Anonymous 2014-08-26 19:10:02 Post No.43805755
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Anonymous 2014-08-26 19:10:02 Post No.43805755 [Report]

PHP

Anonymous 2014-08-26 19:11:19 Post No.43805772
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Anonymous 2014-08-26 19:11:19 Post No.43805772 [Report]

>blaming a language for a shitty implementation
Find a better JVM then.

Anonymous 2014-08-26 19:11:32 Post No.43805776
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Anonymous 2014-08-26 19:11:32 Post No.43805776 [Report]

>>43805755
and pics please

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Anonymous 2014-08-25 14:38:42 Post No. 43782534 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey, /g/!

While fixing my friend's old computer I found this weird box connected to the PSU. It has no markings on it, only a single molex plug.

What could it be? Maybe a surge protector/voltage regulator?

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Anonymous 2014-08-25 14:40:43 Post No.43782571
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>>43782534

it's a christmas light tester

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Anonymous 2014-08-25 14:40:44 Post No.43782572 [Report]

>>43782534
Any identifying marks? Can it be opened?

We're gonna need a little more to go on, here.

Anonymous 2014-08-25 14:41:22 Post No.43782585
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>>43782534
That is gentoo

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Anonymous 2014-08-23 16:45:34 Post No. 43748784 [Report] [View this topic]

>this was all done in x86 asm

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Anonymous 2014-08-23 16:47:01 Post No.43748811
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Anonymous 2014-08-23 16:47:01 Post No.43748811 [Report]

>>43748784
>Some functions were written in C for interaction with the Windows operating system and DirectX
Yea okay.

Anonymous 2014-08-23 16:48:01 Post No.43748825
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Anonymous 2014-08-23 16:48:01 Post No.43748825 [Report]

we know, now fuck off

Anonymous 2014-08-23 16:48:51 Post No.43748843
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Anonymous 2014-08-23 16:48:51 Post No.43748843 [Report]

>>43748811
I'd still say that all the core game functionality was inn asm though.

I wonder why he did it, C compilers should have been good enough back in the mid 90s?

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Anonymous 2014-08-23 20:22:33 Post No. 43751959 [Report] [View this topic]

Is anyone else concerned about Google? It feels like they're about to take over the world.

>13 billion dollar income in 2013

>"We don't need you to type at all. We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about,"
>-Eric Schmidt

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Anonymous 2014-08-23 20:23:59 Post No.43751983
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>>43751959
Whats the best browser for a tinfoil hatter to use?

Anonymous 2014-08-23 20:24:32 Post No.43751989
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>>43751983
This thread is not only about the browser

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Anonymous 2014-08-23 20:25:47 Post No.43752009 [Report]

>>43751989
I know, but can you answer my question?

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Anonymous 2014-08-20 18:37:02 Post No. 43696224 [Report] [View this topic]

>mfw when i rip music and upload it on thepiratebay after changing the tempo of the left audio track by 0.2%

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>>43696224

POST YOUR WORK

Anonymous 2014-08-20 18:38:20 Post No.43696238
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Anonymous 2014-08-20 18:38:20 Post No.43696238 [Report]

LMAO

Anonymous 2014-08-20 18:38:23 Post No.43696240
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Anonymous 2014-08-20 18:38:23 Post No.43696240 [Report]

>>43696224
what thread are you sliding?

OP
2014-08-21 11:52:35 Post No.43707844
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OP 2014-08-21 11:52:35 Post No. 43707844 [Report] [View this topic]

>wasting your time installing arch.
>making your OS your full time job.

Year of Manjaro 2014.

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Anonymous 2014-08-21 11:53:29 Post No.43707857
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Anonymous 2014-08-21 11:53:29 Post No.43707857 [Report]

install gentoo

OP 2014-08-21 11:54:12 Post No.43707873
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>>43707857
Linus Travolds uses Manjaro.

Why don't you?

Anonymous 2014-08-21 11:55:27 Post No.43707893
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Anonymous 2014-08-21 11:55:27 Post No.43707893 [Report]

>>43707873
Because Linus Travolds is a gigantic faggot.

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krom

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Python vs Ruby Anonymous 2014-08-20 11:07:58 Post No. 43689987 [Report] [View this topic]

Tell me /g/, which one is better and why?

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Anonymous 2014-08-20 11:08:51 Post No.43689997
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>>43689987
python.
Is this even a question?

Anonymous 2014-08-20 11:10:54 Post No.43690018
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Anonymous 2014-08-20 11:10:54 Post No.43690018 [Report]

Whichever one fits your requirements, and if the requirements are equally suited to both, whichever you are personally more comfortable and productive with.

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Anonymous 2014-08-20 11:13:09 Post No.43690047 [Report]

I don't want to.

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Anonymous 2014-08-18 18:53:36 Post No. 43661613 [Report] [View this topic]

does anyone recognize the software this guy is using?

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Anonymous 2014-08-18 18:53:53 Post No.43661619
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gentoo

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Anonymous 2014-08-18 18:54:23 Post No.43661629 [Report]

>>43661613
oh yeah he's using beepyboop+ turbo edition.

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Anonymous 2014-08-18 18:57:14 Post No.43661678 [Report]

I know it's a shit picture but it's the best I can get with my phone from over here, and you guys can just like ENHANCE it right? I know it's hollywood magic but there's at least some actual real stuff you can do to make it clearer?

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/