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Top five gym grinds thread

>calluses
>sweat monsters not wiping down
>kids with spine crunching form
>terrible maintenance of equipment
>over eager spotters

Whats yours?

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When I think of Zyzz, I picture him stood in his closet jerking his shrivelled cock to a semi-flaccid state just before shoving it into his overpriced, designer briefs to give the illusion of having a large penis. All this before one of his sycophantic "aesthetic" buddies takes a series of silly ass, staged photographs to be posted all over the internet for the millionth time.

I picture him parading around some awful, pretentious nightclub with his shirt off, desperate for attention. Desperate. And for every 7/10 generic drunken slut that stopped to get her photo taken with him, there were a million self-conscious, confused and insecure thoughts going on in that junkie brain of his. He couldn't just go out and have a good time like the rest of us. For him, it was a performance. But he was no star. Far from it. Just another insecure poser. A man of no substance. A pouting, preening, empty vessel. A total fake.

I picture him getting his spray tans and waxing his shrunken balls in front of his bathroom mirror. I see him whitening his teeth, straightening his hair, applying guy-liner. I imagine the life consuming daily rituals that he must have gone through just to maintain some stupid image that was only respected on internet forums frequented by out and out losers." Sad, man.

Those who kneel at his altar will say it was fitting that he died young. Forever young like James Dean or some stupid **** like that. The fact is that in his final moments on this Earth, showing off was the last thing on Aziz Sergeyevich Shavershian's mind. He was craving attention of a different kind as his roid weakened heart pumped out its last few beats. He cried out for help. But no one came. And so he passed away, in the tranquil, dignified surroundings of a Bangkok brothel. I wonder how much he valued his physique and fake appearance in those final moments. I wonder if he regretted the narcissistic self-parody he had become. Was it all worth it, Zyzz?

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Sup /fit/, I have to improve my 2.5km (1.6 miles) running time from about 13 minutes to under 10 minutes in 3-4 months. What is the most effective way to improve my running speed?

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Has anyone else seen this? Has some really useful cutting information.

Also
>sugar is 8 times more addictive than cocaine
>most obese children are literally addicted to sugar
>sugar substitutes are put into virtually every 'reduced fat' product because food without fat tasted bland

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Fitness chix thread brehs..

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Requesting the /fit/ version of this

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pic related. whats your take on this /fit/?

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Tell us your feels and maybe we can helo you improve.

What's going on, bros?

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I really wonder if we have /fit/ girls who have nice asses like in the pic

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>Walking on the sidewalk
>Some asshole blocked the traffic
>Some faggot shitty biker drives on sidewalk stops behind me
>Annoyed
>What are you looking at?
>Is that the place for that?
>Is this faggot supposed to block the traffic?
>Two wrongs doesn't make something right
>What are you looking at all cocky
>Buzz off
>He goes for 20m then stops
>Fuck it I am not gonna change my way
>Get the keys into my knuckles *battle mode engaged*
>Tells me to put my hand down and I can't speak to him like that after I push him a little.
>He doesn't push back
>What are you looking at cocky, I stopped by you because you were right
>I say this ain't worth it, shake my hand and everyone goes their way.
>Combat mode disengaged I can feel my heartbeat with a very slight pain.

I know I am usually a pacifist faggot but I was ready to take down the motherfucker, if not I was ready to get a beating. Thing I don't understand is why do I have these very slight chest pains when I get into fight or flight mode. I don't have them when I do cardio. Maybe the same thing when I do bench presses. Very slightly.

Am I go die /fit/?

Pic is obviously related.

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>tfw vegan

how do you bros do it?

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Fat Shaming Thread

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Guys guys guys

fit girl thread

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so i started working out with my new gymbro and i realized im much stronger in terms of the weight we lift but his muscle are way bigger.

what is the meaning of this fuckery m80s?

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When 2ne1 was asked for their ideal man, pic related is what they said.

So why do you lift again /fit/? Korean women aren't into muscular bodies