>wear full dick ovens
>"Haha, look at anon, what a loser!"
>stick my dick in the oven
>"Wow, anon! Teach me your ways!"
>tuck in my shirt
>"lol what a faggot!"
>stick my dick through the zipper
>"wow anon looks like THAT?!"
>"LOL go back to brussels!"
>"wanna sit next to us, anon?"
>wear Stan Smiths
>"Hahaha what a trend-hopping sheep
>turn them around backwards
>"w2c everything you've ever touched?!?"
Lets get this shit settled once and for all
Sambas Gazelles or Spezials?
look at me, now
Any male models here?
How do you get into the industry, and how well does it pay an amateur?
Also how often do you get to fuck the female models?
unrelated pic is unrelated
my friend who's a model got scouted when he was around 15 years old, he was really tall (6ft1 which is tall for 15 i guess) and i think height factored in more than looks but im pretty sure he was literally walking around in public and got asked either way there is literally a wage gap between men and women in the sense that men get fucked without lube in terms of pay
i have modeled before but not really super professionally, just for like friends companies.
i probably should try to get into it since i'm broke and it can pay pretty well, but i don't really look very west coast model-y, so i think its not in the cards right now.
if you're conventionally attractive and on the west coast you can do it. if you're non conventionally attractive in nyc good luck but if you can swing it and don't know what you're doing with life i recommend at least trying it out because its easy money.
just look up modelling agencies wherever u live and they'll have like submissions or whatever. sometimes they have drop in days.
they're going to ask for a shirtless photo, a portrait, and probably a profile picture. so get some good ones taken by a buddy.
my very boring story is i know some people with clothing companies and i modeled some shit for them that was in like the back pages of such rags as gq, with a very very small 2 inch by 1.5 inch photo or what have you. so i never lived that cool lifestyle and now i'm probably too old to get into it, but i hate having my picture taken anyway.
that said i've been dead broke so far in my 20s, and if i could go back in time, instead of being super idle i probably would of gotten into it if possible. i don't think i'm really hot enough but some people have said i could do it on the east coast because i'm a bit unique looking.
look at me, now
Toronto vs montreal
who's more effay?
spent the weekend in Montreal. noticed fashion is more conservative than toronto, but for the most part people were better dressed. especially the blacks, a lot less thugs and gangstas. few things I noticed in Montreal RIPPED JEANS (like retarded ripped jeans, like you just ripped holes in your jeans for no reason) and beards. loads of beards. beards are out in Toronto and no one rocks ripped jeans. is montreal ahead or behind toronto ? should i be ripping my jeans right now.
How do you call a hoddie or shirt without these fucking sleeve ends?
does /fa/ approve of the no striped superstar?
where can I buy similar looking clothes that's made for non-midgets?
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT HIFIFNK YOU LITTLE BITCH ??!
I read you should be able to put a fist under the top button.
Does that sound about right?
It should hug your body, but no nasty creases. Of course, any jacket that isn't well made will either be too loose and ill-fitting, or too tight and creasing everywhere.
Go to a tailor, most will give you information without charge.
Hey /fa/ I have terrible jewfro hair (thick and wavy) and all I can do with it is buzz it down and brush it back
It looks like shit kinda proofed out like this right?
Is there a men's dress shoe (something that you could wear to the office with a suit) that has a very short heel or no heel at all?
I've had some foot problems, and I find that a zero-drop shoe is the only kind I can wear without being in pain. I know there are many zero-drop dress shoes on the market, but they all have issues with them:
- Primal Professional: Unnaturally long.
- VivoBarefoot: The wide toe box makes it look like a clown shoe.
- True Linkswear: Looks great, but since it's a golf shoe, it's not really made for walking on concrete. I have a pair, and the soles are significantly worn down after only a year of wear. They'll be trash in less than 6 months.
Is there a shoe that just looks like a regular Oxford but without the giant heel? I don't care about the wide toe box at all, and I'm willing to tolerate a relatively thick sole as long as it's flat.
Pic related: the VivoBarefoot. As you can see, it looks ridiculous.
Post your instagram
ITT: Hats you unironically own and wear
What are the most /fa/ languages to speak?
My native language is English and we also spoke German in my house. I spent 5 years learning Spanish as a teenager and from most people I've talked to they say I'm pretty good. My wife is also from South Korea so I've learned a good deal of that to communicate with her family and have lived there for a while.
So is speaking:
Going to start learning Russian soon as well.