>live in Gotham
>wake up, go to shower
>door chained shut and painted with green question marks: "What's light as a feather but can't be held for long?"
>shower with bottled water in the kitchen, go out to work
>my car's been pancaked by the batmobile. AGAIN.
>take subway
>Scarecrow-gas attack, spend the next forty-five minutes flailing my briefcase at giant spiders
>arrive to work five hours late after getting out of the ER
>Bruce Wayne's reassigned our division AGAIN. Now apparently the army wants bat-shaped jetpacks. The underwater electric boxing gloves I was working on are now useless for some reason.
>finally get back around one in the morning
>apartment in encased in a block of ice
I've about had it with this shit. Anyone know how much a studio in metropolis costs?
>>84846101
Rent's cheap, but insurance is hell.
>>84846101
At least Wayne gives you good benefits, Luthor makes you freaking drive yourself to the hospital.
>considering Metropolis
What are ya, some kind of hippie faggot?
Is there anyone in the world of action cartoons more strong, compassionate, courageous and wise than Calamity Jane?
>>84845990
Samurai Jack.
>>84846022
Did Samurai Jack ever make tough moral choices like Jane though? Didn't he mostly just fight robots?
This is a really great cartoon and its version of Calamity Jane was a great character.
Why did they replace Martian with Cyborg when he's already a Teen Titan?
>>84845947
Johns
>>84845947
Gotta have that token black guy
>>84846084
How would one cast a film adaptation this?
Give Jackedman a buzzcut and spray paint his hair gray.
>>84845857
Bruce Willis as Logan, assuming he can grow hair and then get a buzz-cut.
Clint Eastwood as Hawkeye.
Burt Reynolds as Bruce Banner, assuming he'll be willing to shave the mustache. Deliberately play up the fact that he was in deliverance and now he's the patriarch of a clan of rape-happy hillbillies.
>>84846085
I'd watch it
I can't decide if I love this or Hitman more.
Sandman Mystery Theatre for DC
I like Hitman fine, but never could get into Starman because I find the art ugly
Shade, the Changing Man and Superboy were my steez
A freak like me needs company
Freeko?
>>84845843
>>84845843
ALL THE WEIRDOS IN THE WORLD
Why are so many comic books little more than storyboards for cartoons/movies that they haven't convinced anyone to make yet?
I mean seriously, why is it so few seem to take full advantage, or at least most of the advantage of the medium?
>>84845783
because your a faggot
>>84845812
Pretty sure my sexuality doesn't determine the creative direction of publishers, but that'd be kinda cool
Because Bryan Hitch popularized "widescreen comics" in the early 2000's with his work on The Authority and Ultimates. Cinematic comics became the thing and now readers/journalists will complain that comics are hard to read if they deviate
So guys I figured we should try and make a list of all the megas to help out anons trying to get into different shows and such
I know we have the massive megas with Steven and Star vs. right now
but what about older shows
Sym-Biotic Titan
https://mega.nz/#F!vQQhSBjK!gCJmHe_2JEC4JoA12-zhmQ
Over the Garden Wall Blu ray
https://mega.nz/#F!9MhnVYZT!upxCHxJOHnn7KTo9AfcbCg
These are the only two I have anyone else wanna wanna contribute
>>84845656
bump
Can't contribute but I'll bump
btw I don't believe you can bump your own thread lol
bump. anyone got today's steven episode?
Tim Drake Fans of CBR:
>characterfags
wew
>>84845539
That is why people like him :D
Just finished this, is there anything to fill this hole in my chest?
nope :(
>>84845473
How about my cum?
Stan Lee's run
oh boy
Who are these people and why should I care about any of this?
>>84845366
T. Youtuber
I'm not trying to meme, but what does he mean by that?
>When people call the 2003 series the "real" or "original" Teen Titans
>>84845224
It may not be the original Teen Titans but it's the most well known and has the best writing and art.
STOP THE MEAN TALKING
Maybe because it was an adaptation, and not a reboot. Probably the same reason people refer to the Spider-Man trilogy as the "original," due to the Amazing Spider-Man saga. We all know that the movie was an adaptation of the comics.
I have never watched a Super hero animated series and this will be my first, wish me luck boys
>>84845120
Good place to start, my friend
>>84845120
Just watch the FOX seasons, not the WB reboot.
It's not bad but it's not that great of a marathon series. Great episodes are 10/10 but the bad ones are like 2/10 and not really infrequent.
Things get a little more consistent with STAS and Batman Beyond if you decide to watch those.
>they see your dick
>>84845066
well how was i supposed to compete with superdick in the first place i'm no stinkin meta
>>84845066
Hey, Logan literally has no right to be a size queen.
>Starfire see's dick
So how do you want Robbie to be played in AoS?
What are your hopes for his placement in the story and interactions with the cast?
Will Robbie get enough parts and know-how to make his hellish musclecar fly?
Do you want his Ghost Rider form to be capable of speech like it was in Ghost Racers or do you just want it to be a screeching psycho as it was in the original series?
Think they like his comic enough that they'll do a quick gag with the reformed Hyde?
Who would be a good fit for Eli Morrow's VA?
>>84844904
While I realize this would be a huge departure from the comics, I hope Robbie has the good 'ol spirit of Vengeance Ghost Rider.
>>84845029
That ruins his whole character
>>84845302
You really can't ruin shit