>they see your dick

>>84845066
well how was i supposed to compete with superdick in the first place i'm no stinkin meta

>>84845066
Hey, Logan literally has no right to be a size queen.

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>Starfire see's dick

>>84845066
>weaboo aussie
>laughing about my dick

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>>84846931
>Crazed Pleas For Dick
>Starfire

You hurt my feelings.

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>>84846985
Starfire cant get enough dick. She craves dick. and nobody else can have dick besides her

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>>84845066
>And it was at that moment Spidey realized that enough was enough.

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>>84845066
>they see your dick

My dick gets hard

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>>84847108
>Alright, why not. Lube up, I'll stretch out a bit

>>84845066
I'm a grower, alright. I assure you, it becomes a... respectable size, once it gets going.

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It's shaped like a horseshoe
I'm a hit at parties

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>>84847222
Lube?!
Stretches?!

What are you? Old?

We`re doing this now, Let the kid and the old Man watch

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They can laugh, I do my best to not care anymore.

>>84847861
The best part is, no matter how much you stretch it out it just tightens back up!
We consulted top lewdologists on this one.

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>>84845066
>they see your dick

Hey Laura do you still charge the same rate?

>>84847028
>the man with a hundred girlfriends have size issues.

With great power, etc.

>>84848409
I'm a big guy, CIA. Pls believe ;_;

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>>84847222
>Alright, why not. Lube up, I'll stretch out a bit
Hey Laura, can we do that naked jetpack thing I like?

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>>84848382
$200

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>>84845066

>>84848583
Considering you'd have to pay between $300 and $600 (depending on the woman) for that in a Brothel in Vegas, not a bad deal.

>>84848511

Notice he can't ever get them to stay with him for very long. Curious, it's almost like there's some sort of... deficiency...

>>84848632
Wait, $300 is the STARTING amount for normal shit. To get kinky it would definitely be higher.

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>>84848632
I`m Canadian, and we like to take cheap vacations to Las Vegas during Winter, with the dollar as it is, I`m gonna have to spend $1000 on flight and hotel then $800 on a top class hooker! I think I`m just gonna order a fleshlight and then photoshop Wingbat out of X-23 rule 34 instead.

>>84848638
Yeah, the web shoots way too soon.

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>>84845066