Hey /co/ let's read North 40!
>>85955725
How is everyone doing tonight?
Favorite Aqua Teen quote?
>>85955167
hes in love, shoot him in the head
>>85955167
What you mean I sound young?
I am big and mature and an adult amlnd I like me some choose choo trains cause the go"choo choo".
>>85955167
>YOU! you take the ramp, because your handicapped..... mentally.
Look, Jude Terror did a follow-up piece for his article.
>A lot has been said about my rant earlier this week about Marvel Comics, their role in the current state of the Direct Market, and their insistence that the responsibility for keeping series afloat lies with readers. If you haven't read it, feel free to take a moment and catch up here. (Insert Link)
>Lots of people identified with the main point of my article: that it's Marvel's job, not readers, to sell comics, and that readers shouldn't be made to feel guilty because a multi-billion dollar conglomerate canceled a comic it should have promoted better and given a longer chance to find an audience. However, a subset of the comics intelligentsia took great offense to my stream-of-consciousness rant, complaining that it failed to provide a complete and accurate history of the formation of the direct market (though I maintain that it neither tried to, nor needed to). Over at The Beat, Heidi MacDonald, a person who I like and respect despite our disagreement, a paragon of comics journalism and friend toward whom the following rebuttal should not be read as animosity, wrote:
>"This call to arms was preceded by a history of the direct sales market that was alarming in its complete lack of accuracy. (Terror went back in and fixed the worst errors, but just in case you think Marvel or Diamond invented the direct sales system, they didn't – it was a bunch of retailers led by Phil Seuling.) The analysis of how we got to 2016 was so wobbly that it pretty much would have made me disregard everything else that Terror wrote, but I can't ignore the angry mob of readers and creators who have taken up its call. I took off my headphones and I listened."
>Let's ignore that it's complete fiction that I "fixed the worst errors" in the article - I didn't change a single thing about what I said of the direct market - and look at Heidi's main gripe - that I implied that Marvel and/or Diamond invented the direct market. Of my very long rant, I must assume Heidi is cherry-picking a few sentences, which I'll reprint below:
>The direct market was created to solve a "problem" for publishers, and is beneficial to literally no one else in the comics food chain, other than perhaps Diamond itself.
>[...]
>But as fucking great as it was to have comics in places like grocery stores, and to have millions of people reading them, major comics publishers (read: Marvel) had a problem. They had to make good comics that people wanted to buy, or else they would be returned to them and Marvel wouldn't make much of a profit. And you can't pay for the cocaine budget of a young Rob Liefeld if you're constantly paying for returned comics.
>So the industry came upon a brilliant idea: get all the stores that specialized in selling comics, lock them into a single closed distribution system, and refuse to accept returns for unsold comics anymore. Now, Marvel didn't need to make comics that people want to read in order to get paid. All they have to do is convince retailers to buy the comics, and that can be accomplished with all that hype and gimmickry we talked about before. And that's exactly what happened, so that by the turn of the century, specialty shops (or occasionally a single, isolated shelf in Barnes and Noble) were the only places where anyone could purchase comics.
Screencapped this since there were multiple pictures
>Yes, that's it. The actual substance of my rant was focused on the audacity of Marvel's top writer blaming fans for the cancellation of a book and insisting that pre-ordering comics - that is, agreeing to purchase them sight unseen - was the only way to keep them alive. A description of the direct market only served to describe the landscape in which comics currently flounder, or at least, greatly underperform their potential, and the "rant" format isn't one well suited to detailed historical accounts in any case. But Heidi was far from my only critic. Several others used my lack of a detailed account of the decades-long history that led to the current state of the comics industry as an excuse to dismiss or downplay the actual points I made.
>Take ComicBook.com writer Russ Burlingame:
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>Or another friend, local comics creator James Moore:
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>There were even misguided posts from Eisner Award winning indie comics creators who must not have read the article, since they didn't even realize that I'm not talking about them - just Marvel and DC - when I tell readers not to preorder comics and instead buy the comics they want, when they want, in the format they prefer, as is their right as consumers. I happily preorder comics from publishers who aren't backed by gigantic corporations on a regular basis and encourage others to do the same. Nevertheless, Gene Ha wrote:
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>To be fair, there were also tweets of support from people I deeply respect and admire, which are more appreciated than they probably know:
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>There were also plenty of subtweets from Mark Waid and others in the comics establishment, who clearly have a vested interest in protecting the comics status quo. But the sentiment was the same across these detractors: my history of the direct market was "inaccurate," and therefore, my rant was wrong. However, while I'll admit my history wasn't anywhere near complete, the fact is that it was never meant to be, and it didn't need to be either. To take offhand, cynical remarks about the creation of the direct market and assume that I believe, or want others to believe, that Marvel and Diamond decided one day to cease the lucrative operation of selling comics on news stands and give birth to the direct market, fully formed, is disingenuous at best. I'm aware that it took decades to get to where we are, and that the news stand business was drying up for comics, and that a lot of people and organizations were involved in the evolution of the direct market.
Who is the most entitled, privileged Disney princess?
Kuzco, obviously.
>>85954457
This.
>>85954404
Let's examine the finalists:
Aurora, who just upon learning she is a princess, cries over how she cannot a man she just met. But then everything turns out peachy.
Ariel, who is the princess of two different kingdoms, constantly sought more, & got a fancy new vagina.
Jasmine, who never knew the travesties of reality, acts like she knows everything, has an I'm-better-than-thou attitude, & like Aurora, cries when she has to marry for her job.
Anna, who is literally retarded, complains about being lonely in a castle of staff & loving parents, offers no assets nor skills to better herself & her kingdom, only thinks about herself on the most important day of her sister's life, entrusts a stranger with everything when she goes on an ill-prepared adventure, & doesn't learn shit from her life-changing adventure.
It's Anna. Anna's the winner, but at least the rest are attractive & actually are popular.
>the good thing about wearing a suit die to clothes shopping is that there's no way to go but up
>>85954275
>a suitsie to clothes shopping
fucking autocorrect
Day's MASSIVE TITS just hanging out in panel 3
>>85954275
Penny is my new waifu.
Welcome to the community storytime thread, where anons can storytime personal favorite comics and just things they want to share with /co/. Please try to make your storytime less than 50 images long, don't do entire runs or events. Single issues preferable but if there's a story that runs two or three issues, you can do the whole thing.
This is Batman #681 from Morrison's Batman RIP. Probably one of the most famous Batgod moments in comics.
Previous threads:
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>>85895628
Best batsuit?
>>85953539
Also I think this one's pretty neat , sort of reminds me of the "extreme conditions suit" from Arkham Origins
Fuck it, batsuit thread
Let's read some Metal Men!
This is the best cover ever
Beach interlude!
Interesting pieces of dialogue collected from different sources like novelizations, animatics and set visits that ended up cut from the movie.
Starting with the biggest ones from the trailer.
>TONY: I was wrong about you. The whole world was wrong about you.
--
>TONY: You just started a war!
>TONY: You just started a war, Captain America! Civil War!
Holy shit, really?
>NATASHA: In Russia, in the Red Room, there were dozens of us. All girls, all young. We lived together. They let us be friends. Then they dropped us in the tundra, two weeks’ walk from home, with just enough supplies for one of us to survive. Steve... Don’t let them push us into the cold.
>STEVE: I heard about your father. I'm sorry. But you're after the wrong man. My friend is innocent.
>T'CHALLA: Innocent men don't run.
...metal as fuck?
>>85953285
No new page on Monday.
>>85953285
I think Duane's angry.
Sure, Elka gets to fuck up everything she tries and it's okay but Ana gets no slack
>Death of X
>Inhumans vs X-Men
>Resurroxion
DUDE
MISTS
LMAO
>>85952921
>terrigan mists aren't killing muties
>its turning them into muhumans.
>>85952921
Prepare your butthole for the Legally Distinct I-Men.
>It's a male turns into a female episode
>>85952541
Best episodes.
>>85952541
My favorite episode. Bonus points if a guy friend tries to fuck, more points of protag considers it.
>>85952541
>muscular dude
>doesn't turn into a muscle girl
Disgusting everytime
Well at least on the East Coast we are well into the night, the only appropriate time to tell this story.
This is The Furry Trap by Josh Simmons
I had a wonderful day full of comics so I want to share this with you all.
This nihilistic bleak comic that is unrelenting and not in a try hard way but in a way of real darkness.
Come Along?
How has everyone's week been?
FusionFall thread? FusionFall thread.
Are you guys looking forward to its revival?
Did anyone miss playing the original game?
Do any of you really care about the game at all?
By the time I wanted to try it out it died. How was the game play? Was it good or full of freemium shit?
>>85951889
>Do any of you really care about the game at all?Well... the designs are pretty neat.
cartoon network is bringing it back?
I AM ZOLTRON, BOY OF THE FUTURE, GIVE ME A QUARTER AND I WILL TELL YOU YOUR FORTUNE
Okay let's see if it works
>"inserts quarter on a string then pulls it out"
>>85951572
YOU CHEAP FUCK, I SEE ANAL RAPE IN YOUR FUTURE
>>85951548
Why so many stupid filler episodes?