I AM ZOLTRON, BOY OF THE FUTURE, GIVE ME A QUARTER AND I WILL

Okay let's see if it works
>"inserts quarter on a string then pulls it out"

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>>85951572
YOU CHEAP FUCK, I SEE ANAL RAPE IN YOUR FUTURE

>>85951548
Why so many stupid filler episodes?

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>>85951548

What would have happened if I had gone on a date with that black girl?

>>85951622
Because there funny "bzzzp"
>>85951635
I see awkward but pleasurable sex. Your lucky number is 69

>>85951605
Nice

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>>85951548
Zoltron, who will really end up being "our guy"?

>>85951656

because they need a male gay episode

>>85951816
Elaborate
>>85951847
Yes, they do bebop

>>85951548
Zoltron. Will I ever find peace?

>>85951906
Yes, but only if you het out and find friends and a partner. Zoltron can be your partner....bobep

>>85951877
You know, Zoltron, "our" guy

Zoltron, why did you look up so many weird, inconsequential facts about us during your time in the future?

>>85951923
>only if you find friends and a partner.
Goddammit I knew I was screwed.

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>*gently inserts a quarter into the slot*

>>85951981
I fail to grasp said meaning. What is this "our guy" you speak of?
>>85951982
Because uh...well i dont GEORGE THERE ONTO US!!!!

>>85952013
State your question, zombie grimlock thing

Zoltron, Is Jasper redemption going to be a thing?

>>85952115
Doubtful, but zoltron wishes to be dominated by her orange muscles and massive tits. The mere fact that i can experiance sexual desire is both horrifying and arousing beropbeep

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>>85952033

Foolish roadside attraction, the Heartless cannot speak the tongues of men barring a few varieties.

But in its stead, answer mine. Will this planet, the Gem Homeworld, and all that exists in this universe fall under my control?

>>85952175
Never, you along with all disney princess franchise characters are irrelevant. Also, i liked angelina jolie better then you, beeelp

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>>85951548
What's 0/0?
How many stars are in the universe?
Is futa on female gay?
When's mahvel?
Who is moot?
How many more souls will Stan Lee harvest?
Will I ever get the succ?

>>85952214
>Saying that to KH's Maleficent.

Well, it was nice knowing you Zoltron. I hope that she goes easy on you when you're turned into/possessed by a Heartless.

Zoltron will I find true love?

>>85952354
Maybe someday

>>85952318
ZOLTRON SAYS "IT IS ZERO"
ZOLTRON SAYS "A LOT"
ZOLTRON SAYS "YES"
ZOLTRON SAYS "NOW"
ZOLTRON SAYS "A FAGGOT"
ZOLTRON SAYS "14"
ZOLTRON SAYS "NO"

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>>85952214
>actually liking Maleficent

I should've known a robot would have such abysmal taste.

>>85952318
An emoticon face made via keyboard
Incountable
Only if you make eye contact
When bendis gets raped by refugees and dies
A cuck
34
Yes

>>85952354
Yes, but zoltron can give you love sooner
>>85952365
>>85952374
DO NOT IMITATE THE ZOLTRON, DO NOT BLASPHEME, DO NOT BLASPHEME, EXTERMINATE
>>85952380
I didt say i liked it alot, only that it was better then original maleficant because lack of cringy songs, also zoltron can fap to new maleficant better

Zoltron will why did tumblr fall in love with su?

Zoltron, does fucking a robot boy from the future count as pedophilia?

>>85952526
Because it is an actually good show, and the sanner parts of tumblr can adequately appreciate it. The more extreme parts rape the meaning out of it infavor of autistic shipping and trying to dind nonexsisting undertones about the evils of men.

>>85951548
Would you be hot if you were the "Girl of the future"?

>>85952529
No, and it isnt rape if zoltron enjoys it. When and where, big boy?

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What kind of squishy technology is this? A robot that can predict the future?

Oh well, it can be any worse than that Zoni who told me I can't change the past and that one time I tried to access the IRIS supercomputer.

>Inserts a quarter

Zoltron, will I finally rebuild my space station and rid the universe of all organic life? And yes, that includes those Gem freaks too. They do use biomatter when making more of their kind

>>85952559
Zoltron is hot as a boy or girl, fuccboi. Zoltron is sex incarrrrrrnate bzzzp

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Zoltron, who will win the 2016 US presidential election?

>>85952583
No, and zoltron has something to tell you. Zoltron too is a robot, but loves getting squishy meat parts lodged in his servos. You just need to relax and enjoy exsistance to find inner peace, beerop.

I was really hoping this episode was going to be a Voltron/Mech based one.

>>85952616
Zoltron predicts verman supreme to be our next president, bzzorp.

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Hey zoltron, know of any robot women from the future? Preferably thick and open to suggestions. I got a ton of quarters to spend.

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>>85953169
Zoltron suggests strika, shes as good in the sack as she is in battle

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>>85952642
>No

Well that stinks. I guess I have to go back the tried and true method of taking over planets and using them as bases of operation.

>You just need to relax and enjoy existence to find inner peace.

Believe me I've tried, I even did a spirit walk on-

>Zoltron too is a robot, but loves getting squishy meat parts lodged in his servos
>but loves getting squishy meat parts lodged in his servos
>squishy meat parts

Oh, THAT'S IT! I probably could've handled this if it was robot/ghost relationships or even a robot/energy-based entity relationship, but THAT'S taking it a STEP TOO FAR!

LAWRENCE, GET ME THE RYNO AND SOME ANTIMATTER MISSILES! THIS "LOYAL" ROBOT AND EVERYTHING WITHIN 200 MILES OF IT IS GOING TO BE ANNIHILATED!

>Only sadness
Zoltron is an agent of Darkseid

Zoltron, How do you be so short?

>>85951622
Because the manga is on hiatus.

>>85951548
>inserts quarter
Zoltron, will Kingdom Hearts 3 live up to the hype and conclude in a satisfying manner?

>>85952318
>How many stars are in the universe?
The answer is 0. All the stars went out and the universe is dead, it just takes a long time for their lights to reach us

>>85953362
Zoltron thinks kingdom hearts was always cringey sisney shit in a said attempt to interfuse it with anime. It was never good to begin with, zoltron suggests one punch man.
>>85953213
BRING IT ON, BITCH BOT
>>85953216
Zoltron would never associate himself with that egotistical douche. He has whole planets to himself, and makes his slaves just do meaningless back breaking work. Zoltron is appalled by his lack of sexual slavery.
>>85953276
By being cute and adorable, and from having zoltrons legs hacked off in a spice deal gone horribly wrong.

>>85953423
Zoltron is very disturbed by your nihilism, anon bzzorp

>>85951548

I thought it was from that fuck-ugly Super Robot Monkey Team cartoon.

>>85953487
ZOLTRON CASTS DICK CANCER AND WIND TUNNEL ON YOU AND YOUR DESCENDANTS, BZZZPRP

>>85953426
Then, why are you making sure to spread the Anti-Life Equation to everyone that you can?

Are you trying to warn us, but you're exceptionally shitty at your job?

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ok, my turn
>insert golden coin
who shattered to pink diamond?

>>85953605
Because the universe is meaningless and pleasure of the senses is the only savior from nihilism and desperation. If anything zoltrons an acolyte of slannesh rather then darkseid.
>>85953650
Rose and her holographic strap on

>>85953727
>>>/tg/

>>85953778
Bzzzp zoltron mentioned one warhammer 40k character, no need to blow a gasket and tell me to go to /tg/, anon.

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Will batman ever have the courage to finally do what must be done about that clown?

>>85953822
>Not asking Damien

>>85953822
Zoltron predicts batman will rape the joker within 5 years. Make sure to record it and post it on redtube...i mean youtube as proof, comish

>>85953650
Is white diamond a permafusion?

This robot fucking sucks, plus I only have mexican coins.

>>85955524
YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU GODDAMN SPIC, ZOLTRON KNOWS ALL

Is it possible for me to be happy in the long-term sense?

>>85955935
Zoltron says yes, but it will involving you doing some very nasty things to please the ones you love into staying in your life.

>>85956019
Nastier than I've already done? Man, how deep does the fetish hole go?

>>85956184
Tell zoltron what you already have done, anon. "Bebororp"

>>85953650
Anyone think Lion could be a fragment of Pink Diamond and Rose incarnate?

>>85951548
Will she text me back?
>Inserts 25 cents

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Will I find a comfy job soon?

>>85957092
Yes, but only if you pester her about it
>>85957409
Yes, but youll have to go down in your manager first

*inserts quarter*
What's keeping my friend and his soulmate apart?

>>85957888
Your friend needs to apologize for what hes done, and his soulmate needs to cater to his sexual needs more.

Am I really gay? Or am I just moody?
>deposits a quarter

>>85957969
Your bi, and thats nothing to be ashamed of

>>85958021
Alright, will I get a bf or gf next?
>puts in quarter

>>85957943
*inserts quarter*
Apologize for what?

*inserts quarter*
Why am I so frustrated these last couple of days?

>>85958046
Bf
>>85958050
For rejecting her

You need to get closer with your soulmate too, anon

>>85958079
>bf
That'll be all, Zoltron. I'm content with what I know, best to leave some surprise to it.

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>>85951548
When do I finally kill myself?

>>85958193
You wont need to when your life gets better, because you got the courage to ask that girl out
plz dont kill yourself, zoltron cares about you.

Will I get the girl of my dreams, Zoltron?

>>85958489
Tell zoltron what she is like, then i can see your fortune clearer

>>85958496
She's a teacher, she's sweet, really fucking kinky.

She's probably the most caring person I know.

She loves nature, hiking, musicals, fine art, and cheesy movies.

>>85958648
Confess your love to her, and go see a movie. Take her to kubo, that shit gets da pussy wet, bro.

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>>85951548
>GIVE ME A QUARTER
>GIVE
>QUARTER

this episode was shit

>>85959014
Cmon you cheap fuck, give me a quarter.
>>85959027
Your shit

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>>85951548
Did Zoltron sound like Kai Freeza to you?

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>>85951548
I wish I was Big

>>85961182
GRANTED