Favorite Aqua Teen quote?

>>85955167
hes in love, shoot him in the head

>>85955167
What you mean I sound young?
I am big and mature and an adult amlnd I like me some choose choo trains cause the go"choo choo".

>>85955167

>YOU! you take the ramp, because your handicapped..... mentally.

No, i dont have a firearm, i just have these... action bills.

>>85955167
COMMENCE DA JIGGLIN!

YOU SHAVE UP THERE?!?

>>85955167
>10 million bottle of beer on the wall

>10 million bottles of beer

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>Nah, NAH! You ain't nodding, you ain't agreeing with NOBODY! Youe are BANGING your head, cuz you're gonna WAKE THE DEAD!

Every time

>But i thought you said tv was bad
>Oh, it is. But we fucking need it

"How did you get in here?!"

"Science FICTION!"

you will feel no pain
>you will feel no pain
but you must sit very still
>but you must sit very still
ring this bell when the flies come
>RING THIS BELL WHEN THE FLIES COME

I'mma name you Jesus Ezekial Jesus....and that's from the bible.

The cancer episode was the best episode they ever did. It was actually emotional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3-7F2L_IOE&ab_channel=AdultSwim

You're so smart, let's see how much your ass knows about flying!

>GENTLEMEN

IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE???

>COME HERE, RANDAL, AND PAY YOU HALF OF THE UTILITY!!!

>BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>85955437
>YO, BACKWOODS RETARD.

>not now.
>not EVER.

Fryman, we're full of religion now.
Everyone, bow your heads and pretend to care.
>DO IT OR I'LL BOW EMAIL FOR YA

>>85955941
>EM not EMAIL

>>85955964
Fucking autocorrect.

>you will have your dick ripped off tonight

Gentlemen, BEHOLD!

CORN!

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>I'm the main audience for free since I'm unemployable

Sex with animals? There's no time, man!

>>85956009
https://youtu.be/daOcT1lwy6I

Booboodow boobadow
>solo WIDDLYWAAAAAAAAAAbadowboodoWAAAAboodboodooWAAAWIDDLYIDDLYWIDDLYWIDDLYWIDDLYWIDDLYWAAAAAAAAA

>>85955167
Try this on for size, fryman. Or for 59 cents more, try the super size!

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come on, it'll be fun

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>>85955167

So I put two and two together there, and I decided youre pissing me off.

>But look, I mean, is he gonna be able to chase us? Cause if I woke up looking like THAT, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

>>85956296
You gotta study me, like a pupil
>LIKE A PUPILAHAHAHA

>You know, snakes... in the wild, of course... have to unhinge their jaw to eat a car.
>I think the trouble with you is that you have all that... skin, around your mouth.

>Oh, so it's sorta like that movie "Predator". Only instead of hunting people, he's, like, crappin'.

Just say Smith again, it don't matter. None of this matters.

>Congratulations, the bank gave you a credit card. That doesn't make you better than me. You see, nobody gives me credit, because I'm a bad risk and I don't pay my bills on time, so I gotta WORK for what I have.

>>85956199
Man I feel wierd

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>>85955167

I get it, it ain't making me laugh, but I get it.

>CHK-CHK PFFF
I AIN'T GOT NO FOND MEMORIES OF YOU
>CHK-CHK PFFF
BACK TO HELL FROM WHENCE YOU CAME
>CHK-CHK PFFF
>CHK-CHK PFFF

>Call the neighbors. I want them to see this.

>STEVE! I want you to grab that stick and slowly, *carefully*... AGITATE THE HELL OUTTA THIS SNAKE!!!

>Oh, hell no!

>Dude your car is badass

>Yeah, I know

>Too bad you're a PUSSY

If i woke up looking like that, i would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it

I don't want no cake.
>I want me some pie.

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>>85955167
>Carl, what are you doing on MY lawn?

>Well I was just kinda wonderin' why I got snot all over my doorknob. Then I saw you, and I connected the two.

Happy birthday
UH UH
Happy birthday birthday

I'm still not convinced Meatwad. One more test.

Go on. Swim.

>No

Yeah, he's black.

>Lord, we give thanks for this food we're about to receive-
Excuse me. Little help? Could I have the tacos, please?
>this bounty of tacos.
Could you pass the tacos? Could you pass me the tacos?
>Here!

>>85956639
Yes, that is correct. Mucus minions.
>CONGEST HIM AT ONCE.

>>85955167
dancing is forbidden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjVMAJRad6I

IT WAS TOMMY! ROUGHHOUSING WITH THE CUE STICK

>>85956639
God this still makes me laugh to this day

Anybody got the quote about Shake wrapping his dick with protection twice?

OH.
OHOHOH.
Letc take this outside, HOME-FRY.
>LATER. TATER.

>>85956777
Ok, yes. I have banged hundreds of broads. INTERNATIONALLY. But I wrap my rascal two times! Because I like it joyless and without sensation.

I'm Gary.
Gary the dairy fairy

>Fryman, fill your eyes with... DOUBLE VISION!
>MY EYES!
>Yeah, touch the skies!
>Those aren't the words Err."

>Are you telling me that I don't know dick? If anyone knows how to build a ship out of dicks it is me!

Yes mr. Wongburger

>BECAUSE I AM KING DICK

>Just let it go and accept the truth that we is dumb, dumb as hell.

>I get it. It ain't makin' me laugh, but I get it.

>>85956888
>Fool, you cannot use the belt without the manual
>I don't need know manual to tell me how to ROCK!

I love the part where Frylock is praying for thanksgiving and Carl chimes in

>YOU LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS, THE LORD DOES NOT NEED TO KNOW I'M HERE!

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>>85956465

>I'm the haunted sailor from the -
>We know. We heard where you're from, and it sucks!

>once upon a time, there was a beautiful little girl.
What happened to her?
>HER MOM THREW ACID ON HER FACE CAUSE SHE WAS JELOUS OF HER BEAUTY.
OH NO

I'm an adult and I deserve an adult glass.

>I'll do what I want, when I want, and how I want it! And no Mummy - you hear me, Band-Aid?

>You must give of yourself to the Great Red Ape!
>Okay. How much?
>Sexually.
>Wonderful.

>the real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it so...its in the dryer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eZV78dZs0s

C'mon, fryLocke, we're all adults here. You can say it.
>.... uh. Poop.
YOU SAID POOP!!! HEY SHAKE, FRY LOCKE SAID POOP!!!

>Are you coming back?
>Hell no!

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>>85955167

"Typical! Filthy humans! They have no respect for us trees!"
"He ripped my arms off!"
"Shut up, I didn't rip them!"
"Shake, you're making it worse..."
"Go back to your STRIP MALLS... where values are king..."

Oh, he's not a boy anymore.
He's a man, CAUSE HE JUST RAPED ME.

>>85957227
You know, he's supposed to be spayed, and, uh... he ain't that. Go ahead, ask me how I know. Go ahead. Ask me.

I AM DRACULA

THIS IS MY GRAVE

THE D ON THE GRAVE STANDS FOR DRACULA

also

>We had fried catfish!
>WHEN DID YOU HAVE FRIED CATFISH?

>"Okay, say it. Say the Backstreet Boys."
>"I know, that's what I thought at first too. But if you think back, to the time you took me to the lake, and taught me how to go fishin'... you'll realize that has nothing to do with this! The answer, is N'Sync."

>don't get too attached there, Aladdin, cuz it's about to be magic flying dinner

>>85957334
>You can't eat carpet, silly daddy.

>>85957258
>sounds like someone wants to get raped again.

>>85957367
>Had to jump through a lotta hoops to get 'dem to hire an eight year old.

>>85955167
Question: does space ghost count?


> THE BUN IS IN YOUR MIND.

>>85957328
YOUR HAIR IS GOOD TO EAT

>You, tonight.

>>85956241
>night vision goggles
>for night jigglin

>>85957433
You think you can back that up?
>no, no I mean that ass. Back it up.

>>85957407

>I remember eatin carpet that christmas. Not so much the robots and the lazers though.

>>85957449
Hey, backwards retard.
>not now.
>not ever.

Would I like Sealab if I liked ATHF and Harvey Birdman?

Never watched it but it seems similair

YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY????

>>85957559
I'd say watch Sealab if you liked Archer. Both have the same creator and they have the same-ish humor.

>>85955167
Jeffy the garden hose?! You know what-Bing! I just killed Jeffy with my mind.

>>85957559
I haven't seen that show for quite some time, but I do remember it being alright and watchable if not much else was on. Check it out.

>>85957559
I really don't know. You needed to be at a certain time to really enjoy it.

>>85957584
HUH that's interesting, I had no idea.


Also I just watched Der Dieb and laughed a fucking lot, it's definitely different than ATHF but I can see the similarities to Archer.

Arise chicken! Arise!

>I like your booty, but I'm not gay
>I'm not gay
>I like your booty, but I'm not gay
>I like your booty, but I'm not gay
>I like your booty, but I'm not gay

YEAH! That's just want I want to do... get NUDE in ya house.

>>85955167
I'm a man!
And if y'all need me Imma be in the garage
Hanging sheet rock

Take this knife, cut off your nipples and feed them to the sisters. Like grapes!
Nah I'm not doing that.
C'mon buddy, you know you're drunk!
Yeah I know. It's a good thing too, otherwise I would totally feel this.

>100 kisses from the angels on my tummy
>100 bumblebees needed to make honey
>100 nose wiggles like I'm a little bunny
>100 years in a century
>100 lies you that said to me
>100 sins leaves you dead within
>100 nails THAT PIERCE YOUR SKIN
>ONE HUNDRED
>ONE HUNDRED
>ONE HUNDRED
>ONE HUNDRED

>>85957975
Those fucking puppets, man. I love them!

>This is your left, and that's your left.
>This is your right, that's your right.
>You're gonna die!

>>85956888

>Yeah, touch the skies!
>Those aren't the words Err."

that shit destroys me everytime i hear it

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GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD

I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS MACHINE

AND NOW, UPON RETROSPECT, I ASK WHY

YOUR MONEY IS NOW OUR MOOONEY
AND WE WILL SPEND IT OOOONN. DRUUUUGS

>>85958118
>STEVE, SEND THE PHONE SPIDERS.

NO ONE CAN STOP TIME LINCOLN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcPLUqCpfGQ

Hi I'm Dan from Dan Reapers Gutters and I won't leave until I make a sale.

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I just made my own mastershake

>THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

>Frylock, the Highlander was a documentary and the events took place in real time.

>>85955167
The pressure on my eyes was indescribable.

and that's why you gotta pick your boggers

>>85957572
This

>Oh great. You've seen me.

Carl's more passive aggressive lines warm my soul.

WHY YOU GOTTA PAY SO MUCH FOR AVOCADOS??

>>85957147
I love this fucking quote so much

Yeaaaah-heheheheh
TONIGHT!!

Mmm, you basting that turkey? I think it's time to check the temperature

>>85958202
/thread

That shit should be legally mandatory to be played before every theatrical release.

I want my name to be Spaghetti.

>GET IN THERE YOU CRAZY WHORE

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>It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, whether you're white, black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is... except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.

>>85955167

I'm sorry Bert!

Yes, you are…a sorry sack of tangerine bitch.

>I GOT FRICKIN DIABETES AND CANCER BECAUSE OF YOU

>>85956508
Came here to say this. I use this quote regularly.

>I learned that you definitely should not play with matches, or that you definitely should.
>It's definitely one OR the other.

Alright, now raise your hand if you would like to be the one to bring the juice boxes.
Ok, now let's count.
No one can count, we're deadlocked again.

....no clamdigger

>>85958256
MY ASS HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT MY HAND!!!

Honestly it's only funny with the bleeps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fpD4I_dZq8

>>85955167
I did know something I didn't

Get the liquor faster!!!!
from the bible fruits episodr

>"Now Steve, chop my head off with such force that it propels my lifeless body all the way to Phoenix, Arizona!"
>"What's in Phoenix?"
>"Why it's your mother, Steve, GET THE AXE!"

STOP TELLING ME TO DO THINGS

>>85961412
AM I NOT INVISIBLE?!

He is slaying the Chess dragon in there!

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>>85961472
>Alright Steve. Slowly, carefully pick up that branch and AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE

>You're Black

>... You sound Black ... Where are you from?

>"our son isn't a cheeseburger" they cried
>" your son IS a cheeseburger!!" I cried

>>85955167
I didn't say buttload!

I said ASSload!

>>85955167
>That oil needs to be disposed of properly!
BUT THE RIVER IS TWO MILES FROM HERE!

>Tonight you will get your dick ripped off.
That doesn't sound right, does it?

>WHY ARE YOU MASSAGING A SPACE ANUS?

>DADDY!?

Kick ass fighting games with action missiles!

>>85955167
It don't matter.

>>85962429
>Next door jackass

>You on the internet? Do a search. For free pizza. Then see if it come out this drive.

>It-it's not just for shoes! It's..

For what?! This Bananarama tape with no case? We really scored big on that one, didn't we buddy?

Alright Nathan, this'll only hurt once. But DAMN,will it HURT.

>Lordy Lordy, look who's turning forty forty!

"Computer. Search "Teeth" and "Plaque Conspiracies"... And "Metallica"

>Aw, is that your bastard?

..all of this comments and /co/ doesnt mention the one i expected to be spammed... guys, for once you have better taste than i expected

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>>85955167
>"I know that if I woke up looking like that, I would run to the nearest living thing and kill it."

>>85955167
>I don't need know instructions to know how to rock

I might quote that more than anything from any show.

>>85962893

This. And of course, a classic.

I wanna rock your body. And in parenthesis, until the break of dawn.

>>85962893
*no

I can't type today.

>>85962793
What quote are you thinking of?

>>85962962
"Truly, they were an Aqua Teen Hunger Force"
is not a bad quote; is just i usually see it overused

>>85963034
that's what I thought, also
YOUR PARKING BRAKE IS ON

>"You've seen too much, and you know too little."

>>85955167
That slow-mo bit when they're trying to teach Ezekiel how to play basketball
>oooh, go in, go in!
>Get in that net, ya crazy whore!

"What about Shake?"
>What ABOUT Shake?

>Man we should've cloned twenties; Jackson wouldn't have given a fuck

This is so frickin' illegal *pours fryer grease in magic talking forest*

>Do what now?

>>85957076

Look, it's been a while. But I'm not going to get humped by a giant red gorilla in space, okay? No thank you.

>I'm sorry!
>Yes, you are... A sorry sack of tangerine bitch.

>Oh, so you wanna have sex with the fries, is that it?

>>85963918
THE DRUGS ARE IN THE CUP

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'Wrap your body around that rack of DVDs.'

'And smoke up!'

'Yes, smoke whilst you are doing so.'

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>>85958118
MY METAL BOY

>tfw adult swim is 15 years old today

>>85962719

>Sex with animals? There's no time, man!

>>85961509
Ain't nobody ever beat Chess Dragon. Not even me. And I'm retarded

>You lookin' to expand your business?

>the bible.

>that says the bibble.

"get your car washed uh-uh get your car washed"
" or you a dumbass, gonna get your ass whooped"

>>85957559
The first few seasons are great.

>>85957906
Gettin it on

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>>85955167
"I gotta tell you, I spent three nights in the clink 'cuz of that, but it was so worth it to see you just drop to your knees in anguish."

It's my favorite quote but I don't know it line for line. I'm sorry ATHF.

It is the episode where Carl body gets ruined or something. And Shake is like "If I woke up looking like that I would find the nearest living creature and kill it" or something along those lines

That last part has been with me forever. I use it often

>>85956157
You just have to ruin a simple thing, don't you?

>>85965262
Total Recarl?

Truly they were an Aqua Teen Hunger Force

>>85965318
Yes that one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S3-UH2rUIQ

"I'd feel better if you shut the hell up while this was on"

>>85965262
That was when Carl's whole body gets replaced with eyeballs.

>>85965432
I couldn't help but feel for Carl since he was trying to avoid those animals in the first place.

>I don't have a good feeling about this, Shake. We need to follow them.
>Look... I should not walk so a child may live.
>...
>That's what it does!
>Get up!

>>85956183
This

>>85956816
>breaks the table leg

>I don't want me no cake. I want me some PIE.
>C'MON YALL, COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'!
>SHUT THE (bleep) UP, STEVE!

>Is that why your teeth are blue?
>Uh.. no.
>Why are your tee-
>SHUT UP
>........I like candy bubblegum and taff- DAMNIT

>I'm still seeing some paint over here and it's starting to MOCK ME

>Hey 612 Wharf Avenue I know where that is! That's the abandoned warehouse next to Melonshaker's... the.. gentleman's club.

This whole episode is pretty much the single greatest work ever produced by man

>Why do you jiggle?
>Is it because you know you're a fraud?

>Take it, Shake. Let it come from your heart, Shake.
>Blah, blah, wine, blood... what?
>You may be able to get away with that in Church, Shake, but not here!

He's got a knife!

>>85965262
Total re Carl. The scene is called a buttload of organs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNEWKUxUL6Q

This entire scene is quotable

>>85955707
Ezekial! I am Ezekial! That is me Ezekial is I am!

>>85964191
>YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Dancing is forbidden

NUUUUUUUUUUUUDE LOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEE

Love is a basketball in chain, brother! That's what freed the fish!

>Here. It's a fruit rollup. I was gonna make you a casserole for your loss, but, uh... I didn't.

>I SHOULD NOT WALK so that a child may live.......that's what it does

When Im feeling down watching ATHF actually cheers me up

>>85955941
>Everyone, bow your heads and pretend to care.

No it was "pretend to be serious"

>>85961320
IT HUNGEEEEEERRRRRS!

for morrreeee....

"Oh is this your story now, did this happen to you? Well, listen up, everybody! He's about to tell his amazing story. The one that happened to me and not him."

>We grillin' tonight!

Truly.... They were....... An aqua teen hunger force.

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>>85956418

>Master Shake was your slave name!
Well.... it's got "Master" in it....

"Aw don't get so down on yourself... you're uh... can you get down on yourself?"

>Uh, I was driven here by the villagers when I was doing thirty in a twenty five...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yu_FqRxICY

>>85956183
Oh baby.... that's rockin'.

>gimme a hug.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJPm_6uLib4

this was one of the few episodes where frylock goes off his rocker.

>"look I locked that door just let them duke it out"

>"you didn't lock that door it was out in the yard"

>I'm in the business of giving people the business, and let me tell you, business is good.

>Business is closed!

How you gonna clean the kitchen with cheese Shake?!!?

>"call the neighbors I want them to see this"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xy9wyGAOds

Carl had a hard life

>"He's slaying the chess dragon. No one has done that. Not even me. And I'm retarded"

>>85957328

>Should we get Shake...? 'Cuz he's gettin' eaten by aphids
>Nah. He'll get a ride.

>>85965652
>how you like my ray, RAY?

Allen! Suck my fry dick, you son of a bitch!

Let's see how much your ass knows about flying!

"You have deeply offended us and our god and our god is a god of vengeance and horror." "And action!" "Our god is an indian who turns into a wolf." "T-that's a wolfen man." "Yes well the wolfen will come for you in the night."

"That is not a bill, tell him Err" "That's a bill" "What? Why the f*** are we trying to cash a bill Err?" "I dunno I kept telling you on the way down here that's a bill I just assumed you knew something I didn't." "I did know something I didn't, but it wasn't that."

"BEHOLD, THE MOHAWK OF ETERNITY!" "You guys are high!" "Noooooo, dude we're not high." "W-why man, are you cool?" "I'm outta here."

>>85965960
I love Carlos delivery on that blue teeth joke, but I still don't know that I really get it. Is it just a non-sequitur, or am I missing a reference?

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>>85970164

>>85969945
The Plutonians are my favorite. Those voices kill me, glad they had a big part in the movie.

>>85968676
Holy shit, that's Greg.

I'll be as gentle as a lamb...that works out with weights!

>But you just a box..
>I just a what, bitch?

>>85971252
>Y-you're the Duke of New York, A#1...
>YOU SAY IT LOUDER BOY!
>YOU'RE THE DUKE OF NEW YORK A#1!!!

>>85971646
This entire scene was gold. Boxy is brown gold.

I BUY AND SELL PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVERY DAY. But to answer your question. No. I did not do that.

The innocent shall suffer. Big time.

>"Who's this your frickin' motha?"

>Frylock yelling at Mastershake for leaving Carl in his house with a blown off foot
>Carl: No, no, no. Don't yell at him. He's had a rough day.
>Carl says as he lays out in the grass being swarmed by fire ants, his dismembered foot now grafted to his head

>>85961412
>"WHY ITS YOUR MOMMA STEVE! GET THE AXE!"

>It's a tidal wave!
"I know what it is!"

the mooninites were the funniest this show had ever been

but they got overexposed and now they're kind of dumb

>Everyone exploding into fish eggs from sleeping with a mermaid
>Well just so we're clear, I also had sex with her. Twice. And he friend. I had the sex all over me. I'm surprised I haven't exploded yet as well. I'm probably just immune from all the exposure to their butts.

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>>85965329
>the scene right after that
"And you're gonna plug him in?"
"You're right. What the hell was I thinking?"
Probably my favorite line delivery in the whole show.

>>85955167
Meatwad: When I was at that mall, this security guard took me down to the bathroom and said "This is how you don't touch people." and I says "What?", and... I shouldn't have said that, should I?

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>>85955167
>>85955167
>"I ain't got no bed, I got a damn grill in there."
>"Because when we went to the bed store, and you saw a man grilling hamburgers, you said that's what I wanna sleep on, so I bought it for you."
>"WHAT HAPPENED WAS, we went to the bed store, and I saw a man outside grillin' hamburgers, and I said that's what I wanna sleep on so you bought it for me."

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>KILL!
>DIE!
>KILL!
>DIE!

>Ay! Make sure the house is completely crushed if you could
>What're you doin' you missed my car!?!? Help me out with his!

Yeah I do that when I'm dead. Inject me with some cheese.

What does that matter? None of that matters now.

https://youtu.be/06-NgVMAQ8A

This entire scene always gets me.

>>85955167
This episode always gets me.
https://youtu.be/3MYQwtSxDNs?t=145

>Vell them maybe ve vill just destroy your planet!

>Oh go ahead I'm not there right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBLkLwz4Oyo

>This is live streaming Broadbr-a-a-ain
>Broadbrain?
>...
>...
>Yes...Broadbrain

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>>85956183
>>85968776

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>>85955167
the entirety of dumber dolls

>All I know is ball... and good... and rape

HANDBANANA NO

>Oh, you never seen a check before? Oh, me so sorry! Uh, maybe you're in the WRONG BUSINESS. Any maybe immigration would like to know about this!
>Good, 'cause you know what? I'm American!
>Well I'm not! But when I become one, maybe, then, I'll LEGALLY buy a weapon, and then we won't have to VOTE you out of office, will we, SCUMBAG?

>This is your plan, to chuck him off a cliff? Shake we could have chucked him off the roof at home
>no, this is a magic cliff here like in the Highlander, so you will BECOME the Highlander, and you'll roam the Earth forever TRYING but you won't be able to because you'll be - immortal!
>won't THAT suck, little man?

>>85978184

Meatwad: Carl, I'm sure they wouldn't be too interested in you. They're aliens. Made of rocks.

Carl: eh heh, What are they, gay?

Frylocke: Actually Carl, they're asexual and don't conform to typical human genders or anatomies and ontop of that they seem to work on a hard light projection based on their crystalline cores an-

C: CAN I PORK EM OR NOT, YES OR NO?

>Hello Carl. I too, am Carl. And this is my son, Carl Jr. We are ALL Carl.

>>85978583
>Unbelievable!
>Unfathomable.
>You know, they sneak in. And then they try to rule us! Well I'm gonna sneak into your country, and do this job there, and then not cash any of your friggin' checks! How will you like THAT? YOU WON'T! BECAUSE YOU'LL BE HERE!

Now stand still. You are about to become Hall AND Oates.

My ass has finally decided to eat...MY HAND!!!

IT HUNGERS!!! ...For more.

THERE WAS HAM IN THAT PITCHER?

Gee willickers. It must be obvious day on camp stupid.

>you took a minor disagreement over who was to use the photocopier first and exploded that into physical violence. And for that I applaud you.

>Look, that beam came from space. You don't own space, so stop acting like you do!

>I will ruin this house with my anger!

>So the lesson here is, either you definitely should not play with matches, or, you definitely should.
>It's definitely one or the other.
>Which one you think it is Carl?

>I wrap my rascal two times, 'cause I like it sensationless and without pleasure, as a way of punishing supermodels.

>I bet you did a number, in your tights on Broadway, which is where you went after you left Texas Chainsaw Mascara, where you're from!

>We are NOT establishing a democracy in this house! It's a dictatorship! I RULE WITH AN IRON DICK!

I'm really late, but had a blast reading through all of these quotes. Here's a few I didn't see.

>Gentlemen, TURN IT ON!
>...turn it off TURN IT OFF

>All these shapes, friggin hurting my kidneys

>Lick that doorknob
>And lick it I shall

>Hey, we grillin out here?
>No, we're curing cancer, what does it look like we're doing?

>And if you need anything else, there's ants


>THANK YOU BITCH
>SUCK IT DRY

Welcome, to this horse's anus

>Hey how you guys doin'? Anybody without a gun, a knife, a handkerchief and a chapstick get the fuck outta here!

Could someone please turn off all the sex?

>That's Inside Out Boy. He just needs a place to crash for the next couple of days
>UGH, I just ate an entire bathtub full of cherry cobbler. Delicious.
>NOOOOOOO

Seriously, Aqua Teen must have the best endings of any comedy. That immediate cut to credits made whatever joke it followed even better. Only thing that came close, funny enough, was Frisky Dingo.

This will only hurt once but damn will it hurt.

>YOU KILLED US. I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT AND YOU DID IT... ANYWAYS.
>NO, I... I DIDN'T.
>YES, YOU DID.
>NO, I DIDN'T.
>YES YOU DID.
>NO, I DIDNT.
>YES, YOUUU DID.
>N-NO I DIDN'T.
>YES YOU DID.
>NO I DIDN'T.
>YES YOU DID.
>NO I DIDN'T.
>YES YOU DIIID.
>NOO I DIDN'T.
>YEES YOU DID.
>NO I DIDN'T.
>but.... Yeah, you did
>no I didn't.
>yeah, you did.
>no I didn't.
>you did.
>no, really, I didn't.
>yes you DID.
>no I DIDN'T.
>yes you did.
>NO. I. DID NOT.
>WAIT, did you just say that you did?
>oh, he did?
>wait, did he just say he did?
>no I said I didn't.
>CAUSE YOU DID.
>NO I DIDN'T.
>DID TOO.
>didn't.
>did
>didn't.
>did
>nooo I didn't
>YES YOU DID.
whoa whoa, watch The fire. Gonna burn your self.

Oh thank you.

>but you did.
>no I didn't.
>yes you did.
>no I didn't.
>You soon fricken did.
>no I didn't.
>YES YOU DID.
>NO I DID NOT.
>YES YOU DID.
NO I DIDNT!!!!
(moves away from fire)
>well, yea you did.
>noooooo, I didn't.
>yes you did
>no I-
>yes you did.
>no I didn't.
>YOU DID! YOU FRICKEN DID.
>no i-
>YES. YOU. DID.
>No, really, I didn't.
>YES YOU DID. YES YOU DID. YES YOU DID-

>>85968676
Is it just me or does Willie Nelson sound like Greg Universe?

OKAY, HAVE A CRAPPY WEEKEND, HOPE YOUR HOUSE BURNS DOWN

>>85979011
what episode?

>>85977927
The delivery in that kills me every time.

"And CARL... is... FREAKING right now."
"Yeah, w- wh-what's LEFT of 'im."

>>85979843
they have the same VA, tom scharpling.

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>"What are you doing here?"
>"I LIVE HERE ASSHOLE"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A1SiQkPqYM

>>85963736
HE DID IT

"IMPROBABLE, ve vent to highschool togezzah"

Studies have shown that there are more children in the world today...and that's China's fault.

Where are you getting this information?!

...Regis.

>>85979893
Larry Miller Hair System, season 7

>I tapped that
Tapped What?
>.....Booty
What? Where? Who?

>Boxy rambles on about ancestors and oppression for about 15 seconds

>"Well, the difference in my story is... I was bitten by a radioactive black man.

>Boxy: "...Oh"

>...and that somehow turned me..

>Boxy: "...That's an important piece of information, man".

>And Christmas still sucked... in a big way.

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>>85956296
>>85956343
>>85962880
>>85965262
>>85965329
>why do my knees feel like they wanna tear up?

>>85955167
I don't need no instructions to know how to rock.

>Hey how you guys doin' Anybody without a gun and a knife and a handkerchief and a chapstick get the (censor GUITAR riff) outta here

"You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of jello."

>>85965213
This... for some reason legitimately makes me laugh like I'm retarded

Just imagining this is 1 of the greatest things my soul has felt

Do you want it done fast, Err, or do you want it done right?

(Basically anything the Mooninites said was gold.)

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>Get outta my friggin' house!
>No, I want some water.
>Yes, we all want water.
>Yay! Water! Water! Water!
>Fine, fine! Get some in the bathroom and then get out of here!
>Robots don't drink water. Use your brain. You failed test #1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cx4Cg2yvVQ

THE BROODWICH CANNOT BE TAKEN APART OR DISASSEMBLED!

This is your left, that's your left.
This is your right, that's your right.
This is your left, that's your left.
This is your right, YOU'RE GONNA DIE

>>85983302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z43-yYGQwSo

>>85974580
I'm happy that the dummies were in love.

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> Ignignokt: And we'll use this glass to...remove all hair from the planet?
> Err: What? No man, he said "save the world."
> Ignignokt: I was there, and he said "shave the world."
> Mothmonsterman: No, he said "save".
> Err: He did.
> Ignignokt: Mutiny! And who named us "CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK"?! (cue brownie monsters clicking)

>>85983452
>Meatwad: Hey...this is some good TV. Ey, wake up! You missin some good TV!
>Shake: Change it.
>M: I ain't changin' this, this is the best!
>S: Change it!
>M: To what? C'mon, this is good!
>S: Why don't we let the arrow decide?
>M: Don't do th-(Shake shoots TV with arrow) Aww come on!
>S: And now it's changed. The Changeling.

Welcome

To this horse's anus

>Err please, stop fueling my silent rage.

>HE'S JUST A DOG
Yeah... I'm just a dawg...

>>85972925
>Heh you and your...third dimension
>What about it?
>Nothing, it's cute. We have 5
>....th-thousand
>Yes five thousand
>Yeah well I only see two
>Well that sounds like a personal issue

>>85979367
Who's your dead friend? He's dead you know.

That's my BNC. Brushed nickel colander

>>85957559
Yes. Then watch Frisky Dingo afterwards, which is amazing.

I hope he can see this because I'm doing this as hard as I can.

>>85978686

I want SUfags to leave.

>>85955167
mine is bump

>GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! THE THERMO...STAT!

>Your emergency break is on!
>Don't tell me how to drive, jackass!

>>85956912
>I HAVE AN ADVANCED DEGREE IN DICKNOLOGY

>>85957559
Eh it's hit or miss for me. There are some great episodes but some feel like a waste of time.

Try Frisky Dingo instead, it's like the humour from Sealab distilled into amazing characters and an overarching plot.

>>85978339
>Handbanana, I want you to meet...The Enforcer.
>I want my name to be Spaghetti.
>Alright Spaghetti, whatever I don't care just uh do what I tell you.

>>85983302
>yaaay water

it dont matter, none a' this matters

>>85955167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYqQ6Jge-Xs

>>85955167
Kfive

>>85990284
KFIVE?!

That's myyyyyy package.

>>85988340
That's been there.

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>>85985459

I've seen all of ATHF and I fucking love it. How's Harvey Birdman?

I hated ATHF when I was a kid, but I started watching it again when I was in my late teens. 20 now and it's one of my favorite shows. What changed?

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>>85956825
it's a way of punishing supermodels

>>85955167
my fav : Oh he's not a BOY anymore, he's a man... CAUSE HE JUST RAPED ME

>>85991977
rely a lot on absurdity to pull of shit.

out of context you realize how crazy some of the dialogues are

>>85956961
>i don't need know manual to tell me how to rock?
>know

it's "no" i think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l5xHFwrUI0

>>85991909
it's good