Kirks surprises summer sorbet

>>8917080
Youre the small town faggot...everyone knows.

>>8917080
it's on a shelf
people buy it

>>8917529
Living in a lonely world.

>>8917555
..."some will win, some will lose"

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>>8917080
>drinking soda
>drinking out of plastic

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>>8917650
>not drinking out of carved African Mahogany

When will people learn?

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>>8917668
>not drinking water from the nile

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>>8918969
>not using reverse osmosis to drink the water content of your own urine.

Get on my level.

>>8917538
tfw ur store stops stocking your favorite product

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>>8918973
>not drinking holy water with decomposing bodies floating in it from the river ganges

Atheist, plebe water drinkers btfo.

>>8918985
It hurts.

>>8919026
>not spending three years learning black magic, getting involved with supernatural politics, wars, or cults to summon demons and get fresh water

I'm beginning to think this board is full of cretins

>>8919707
>still needing liquids to sustain consciousness

LMFAO. How long ago did you crawl out of the ocean, earthling?

>>8920057
>falling for the consciousness meme

oh brother, this board is full of carbon-based lifeform

>>8917080
WINTON
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>>8920415
Nope narrogin sorry. If I am ever in Winton I will be sure to pick some up to help discourage them from dropping it.

>>8917080
The fuck is this?

>>8921050
The greatest beverage known to ausfag.