Lao Gan Ma chili crisp is so fucking good, it salvages everything.

>>8917873
>t: chinese gf
More accurately
t. Boss wants me to shill this product that no one has ever heard of on 4chan because it's the easiest place to get away with marketing because retards and newfags think this is a meme

>>8917925
>no one has ever heard of

Flyovers, please stop talking.

>>8917873
put it up your puss to get rid of your yeast infection

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>>8917873
>t.gf

>>8917925
lol what? I've known about this for like 5 years. Pretty common in Australia.

Is it just sambal? Who hasn't heard of sambal.

>>8918127
>Is it just sambal?

No.

>>8917873
I thought this was fairly well known? It's called mom or godmother sauce by many. My Chinese friend calls it angry lady sauce tho cause her face gets more red the hotter the sauce is. It's good shit

>>8918127
think you need to get your eyes checked, m8.

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>>8917873
Is this gochujang?

>if the normies find out
we all normies here

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>>8918145
>>8918288
>>8917995

From what I could tell, it is barely known here in the states, but according to my gf there's a joke back in china, you start dating a girl and you're now in two relationships - one with her and one with godmother.

>>8918633
>it is barely known here in the states

Amerifag here. I see it on the table in about 50% of Chinese restaurants. 100% likely if it's a place that specializes in dumplings. Even if you don't see it on the table, they always have it, you just need to ask.

who the fuck cares if other people find out about it? does it make less desirable?

>>8918714
>does it make less desirable?

Nope, but it could make it harder to find (temporarily, anyway). There was a time when the sriracha craze made it very difficult to find any for sale. People would buy it up in bulk and resell it on Ebay.

I use it as a filling in omelettes, shit is yummy

>>8918722
Don't forget that the price raises significantly once white people think something is trendy

>>8918803
You can find Huy Fong Sriracha in dollar stores, dude.

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>>8918722
>>8918803
This shit is exactly what I was talking about. The price will fucking double, your mom will start sharing memes about it on facebook, Buzzfeed will make a list about it

And at the end of the day, the thing that I use to trick my friends into thinking I can actually cook Asian food will be fucking ruined.

You have a gf but you're complaining about normies?
Granted she's chinese so that's not really saying much since chinese girls are trashy and easy, but fuck anon, get some self awareness please.

This shit is going to $9 a 7oz bottle. Fuck that.

The look on the mascots face says "you will eat this, and you will like this"

can you fucking lao wai stop using our shit

just let me live in peace

>>8917873
I have a friend who uses this in all his dishes. He calls it dear leader sauce.

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>>8919207
>can you fucking lao wai stop using our shit

I'm going to keep eating your food, and fucking your women, and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>8919262
>fucking your women

You know anime pillows don't count, right?

>>8917873
This shit on fresh steaming hot rice.
Or any kind of Chinese noodles

Fucking
H
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A
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>>8918803
Also it makes it harder for the ones that make said white people fad eat what they themselves had made for generations.

I wonder if those quinoa farmers are doing fine

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>>8919316
OP blown the fuck out by based 中国人朋友

Isn't it just chili flakes in oil? I make that shit all the time, and it is a fucking god tier condiment.

>>8919644
The chili crisp is different. It's all that plus crunchy beans and a few other crunchy things. It's fucking awesome.

old dry mother sauce? no thanks dude

>>8917925
>t. Boss wants me to shill this product
More accurately
t. Mongoloid that unironically think that ironic shill threads are actual marketing, thus further promoting ironic shilling as a shitposting pastime by feeding them (You)s

So is this the shit with dried """"chicken"""" pieces or is that something else?

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>>8919904

it's fucking unhealthy as shit. it's literally just oil

>>8919904
>ironic shitposting
>marketing

What's the difference? Both are against the global rules.

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>>8918288
No, gochujang is completely smooth.

>>8919965
Jesus christ, just fuckoff won't you?

>>8918288
gochujang is Korean not, chink shit

does anyone know some good seasoning for rice?

>>8919989
Proper lard, soy sauce and nanami togarashi.
Also good with pasta and I honestly prefer it over rice for this.

>>8917925
>product that no one has ever heard of on 4chan

how fucking new are you

>>8919989
throw a little turmeric in the water

>>8917873
>Buying a couple things at the Asian grocery
>Didn't make it early enough and it's packed with normies
>Couple normies block the aisle I need to cross
>Dude what is this?
I don't know
>Dude what is this?
I don't know
>Dude what is this?
I told you, I don't know what anything is
>Duuude what is this?

I give up and try to cross a different aisle
Different group of normies
>Dude what is this?
I don't know...

It's not a fucking zoo fuck you

>>8917873
That's the stuff that comes at Dim Sum restaurants, right?

>>8917873
"t:"
Kill yourself you fucking retard

>>8918644
Never have seen it in a restraunt, even in chinatown where the menu is in moonrunes.

I believe you when you say they have it on hand though if you ask

>>8921211
ov coursh

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>>8917873
>making stir fry
>drop in a spoonful of lao gan ma black beans in chili oil
>serve
>add a spoonful of lao gan ma peanut crispy chili oil
>mfw
shit's addictive as hell

>>8921432
I've seen it at most of the Dim Sum places I have gone to here in D.C.

>>8921402
>t. retard

>>8921673
Haha epic meme