Have some tomatoes in the oven roasting. Bought some chicken thighs. I have mozzarella, basil, and parmesan. What is your best recipe for chicken parmesan?
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>>9343088
Grind and bread the chicken thigh
Replace the mozzarella with low-quality white bread
Replace basil with lettuce
Replace the parmesan with McChicken sauce
>>9343088
Make marinara
Make schnitzels
Put cheese and marinara on cooked schnitzels
Put parma's in the oven or broiler
Take them out when cheese is melted enough for you, I like to get it to that stage where the mozzarella starts to bubble and brown like how it does on a pizza
>>9343178
what to use for breading?
what was the last thing you ate that made you do pic related?
an alcohol
Since I'm not 12... nothing.
>>9343084
you haven't eaten anything delicious since you were 12? sad.
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>>9343031
any vegan chefs?
>>9343031
I HOPE YOU MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI
No.
Why don't you own a carbon steel chef knife?
>>9343002
no santoku no buy
>>9343002
Because I want a good knife instead.
>>9343002
What other kind of steel is used in knives?
I got a Wusthof Santoku. Not sure the type of steel used.
Alright, co/ck/suckers
It's time to decide the best candy bar
Heath bar is clearly the answer. Crunchy, toasty, no fucking caramel. Nothing better
>>9342991
/thread
>>9342991
I stopped eating candy bars some time ago, but I'll post my top contestants
Milky Way:
>like Mars but not sickly sweet and without caramel
>small, great for satisfying your urge without having to eat a giant bar
>the skinny man's bar
>>9342991
Better when frozen. To be honest as much as I like heath bars, there's just something about Reeses. I fucking love those peanut butter cups.
If Reeses was 1st place, Heath would probably be 2nd and York Peppermint Patties would be 3rd
Thoughts on KFC? Here is my KFC dinner, thoughts?
>>9342984
What's Telepone?
>>9342984
Why aren't you eating it straight out of the boxes it came in?
>eats from paper plate
>furry
>has toy on his desk
>eating a scone with macaroni cheese
Name one (1) savory food that doesn't go well with onions
protip you CANT
>>9342925
cheesy bread
garlic yes, onions no.
>>9342925
chicken schnitzel
>>9342936
cheese and onion go great together, especially in bread
Do you use a apron, anon?
>>9342905
If I'm frying, yes
No thats gay
I cook my bacon shirtless like a goddamn man
Who are some good YouTube cooks? I watch Chef John and Binging With Babish.
Babish is more novelty than anything, that kind of hipster "remember that food from that show? We're totally eating it right now! LOL", but I enjoy it.
Chef John actually seems to know about cooking despite adding Cheyenne to everything. Good recipes
>>9342872
I like You Suck At Cooking, the guy's pretty entertaining.
>>9342872
I like Chef John. He keeps it simple to follow even for complex dishes and I've kind grown fond of the Cheyenne running gag.
>ask server at work if he can punch in order for me
>he messes up the 50% discount somehow because hes retarded and cant do math
>dont want to make a scene so pay the amount which is 6 dollars over what i should pay and i dont tip him anything
>he looks annoyed at me
who was in the wrong here
>>9342840
He was. Waiters are scum
>>9342840
You, I never eat where I work.
>>9342840
it would have taken two seconds to speak up and get it fixed or ask another server. youre in the wrong for being so autistic
WA LA
What did you say in my kitchen
>>9342816
Post lemon Pepe
>>9343004
>Go out to eat with friends
>Friends order fajitas
>Fajitas come
>Friends complain that there are too many veggies
>They only eat the meat and tortillas
Was this autism?
>>9342777
Probably just poor exposure to cooked vegetables as a child, basically shitty parents.
>>9342777
No, just being children
>>9342793
I expected it from one of them anyways, since he doesn't eat any vegetables or fruits.
Hi /ck/, this is a review of the cereal "Fruity Pebbles".
Normally, I wouldn't review food because taste is subjective, but I've got a bone to pick with Fruity Pebbles and it doesn't regard taste. First off, lemme say that I do like Fruity Pebbles and have been eating them since I was a kid, taste isn't the issue here. You see, most cereal bits are either big or thick, that way when you put your spoon in the bowl, you can easily scoop up a handful. Take Cheerios for example. Fruit Pebbles however are both small and thin. This means that they often stick to the bottom of the bowl, leaving you to waste your time trying to scoop them all up. The closer you get to finishing the bowl, the more of an issue this becomes. You WILL end up wasting a ridiculous amount of time trying to get every last bit. Eventually, I got so tired of this that I began to just drink the milk out of the bowl with the cereal bits still in there and just swallow them alongside the milk. Sometimes however, when I get near the end of the bowl, I just stop completely because I don't feel like going through either trouble. It may not seem like such a big deal but you have to try the cereal yourself to see just what I'm talking about. Fruity Pebbles aren't bad and I'll continue to eat them, but if I had to recommend a fruit flavored cereal that doesn't have this problem, I'd probably just recommend something like Froot Loops.
>>9342736
Fruity Pebbles are the best cereal. Period. Take your autism, suck it up, and eat your damn cereal.
>>9342745
That's not Golden Grahams.
Potato salad.
is this really what a salad looks like in america?
>>9342719
No we use green ketchup.
>>9342788
Is it true green ketchup is made with unripe tomatoes?
What can I do with sesame seeds?
>>9342661
Drop a garnish on some asian shit.
>>9342678
exclusively this
you could also try and ultimately fail to make homemade burger buns but that's just fucking stupid
stupid fucking food
>>9342661
Ruin perfectly good Chinese food.