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>Sweets
>on /ck/

uh.... sweetie *hehe*, we aren't man children. man up and eat a delicious array of raw carrots, brocoli and artichokes with a tall glass of whiskey
*drops mic*
*exits thread*

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Ice cream, fruit varieties. Not even real ice cream either. The moderately low fat stuff with the stabilizers that isn't allowed to be called ice cream. It's great cause it doesn't freeze as hard, and doesn't melt as fast, also I can eat like a whole pint and barely consume any calories~

>>9344137
That actually does sound dope
But if I want sweets, I usually eat a danish in the morning with coffee, or go full degenerate and eat convenience store snack cakes. High quality sweets aren't really worth the price or time, I just want a little something sweet

>>9344033
you could get away with "may contain traces of seafood" but you might scare people away and lose vegetarian customers.

>>9344052
>tfw vegans order the veggie pizza and ask for no cheese, but don't know the dough has lard
fuck em

Don't say a thing. I never even tried anchovies but heard it was good. If it tastes good, make it and don't say a damn thing.

Its PBR time

>>9343916
relly

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Kicked back on the couch having a homebrew.

Air fryers can't really do battered food from raw. The air blows off the breading before it can cook. Maybe try freezing it first?

you fucked up

Thats a regular old convection oven marketed as an "air fryer".

>>9343636
Make some spicy guacamole
Avocados, onion, cilantro, lime, salt, chopped peps

>>9343646
Need a blender?

amarillo eggs

>>9343546
And this is why Netflix is going to shit.

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just made me want nugs

Sure, he was a greedy backstabbing asshole. But McDonalds would probably be dead today if it wasn't for him

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Garlic black

>>9343359
Im listening desu....

>>9343359

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The first thing we need to do is inspect and wash our beans. Weigh out your beans, then inspect small handfuls at a time while transferring them to a colander / strainer for washing. You're looking for small rocks, and shitty dark beans that WILL taste like shit and impart off flavors if you cook them. Find all the undesirables and toss them in the trash where they belong. You should have only nice light colored beans remaining, and no darkies.

Run the beans under water to get rid of any dirt, then put them in a bowl and allow them to soak in water while you prep the other ingredients.

>>9343359
I am following along but instead with red beans.

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>>9343354
>posting home cooking on this board
fuck off you don't belong here

>>9343361

Oh, but that's not all...

When it's finished I'll turn the heat off, put half a lime worth of juice, green onion and finely chopped spinach in there and let the residual heat finish it off.

Going over quinoa.

I still don't know what to call this type of dish.

>>9343371

Shrimp on Shit

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>>9343329
You're like one of those people who used to go "I would NEVER drink chardonnay" and then order a bottle of Louis Jadot Bourgogne Blanc thinking it makes you look sophisticated

Maybe you should order a ko-bunka?

p.s. don't buy American made stuff

>>9343329
The shallower curve allows for fast chopping of reasonably wide ingredients/horizontal arrays. Chopping can be done at speed with a French knife, but the curve limits the effective cutting surface in a way that makes it far more effective for slicing.

Ideally a (chinese) cleaver and a French knife would be readily at hand, but for situations that could involve two knives but only really need one, a Santoku will probably be less fatiguing.

>>9343374

Rock chopping is for amateurs.

>>9343290

Sorry, this pic is better

that is not how you spaghetti

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>>9343295
Fuck

After all the fucking documentaries on how shit McDonalds is, do you really think a defective ketchup squirting on your faggot shirt is really going to make a fucking difference? Do you really think that anyone besides you gives a flying fuck about your shit shirt? Why are you eating McDonalds while wearing a $500 shirt? What is your life like that you have the money for a $500 shirt but you still eat at fucking McDonalds and are so much of an entitled fuck that you want to sue McDonalds for fucking up said shirt?

You should sue your parents for turning you into the sad faggot you are today.

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>>9343272
Who the fuck wears a $500 shirt to McDonalds

It's the kinda thing where you tried to eat $5 meals in a $500+ outfit

>The last thing they want is bad PR
Even if it mattered to them, you'd be buried so fast

>>9343258
>has the taste of a 5 year old girl

Faggot

>>9343258
>t. genetically inferior

>>9343258
Are you an Americuck? Because that would explain your shit taste.

>being a degenerate retard eurocuck
kys!

>Arbys
No, nobody eats that slop.

In theory they do

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>>9343144

>>9343144
I like the lime one if that's anything to go by

>>9343183
When would you use it over normal soy sauce?