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>>9345010
>woah it's an extremly rare mc donald meal, we need timestamp to have a proof that it's actually real
fucking faggot you managed to achieve the incredibly difficult task of making this thread shittier than it was at the first post, bravo

>>9345029
Hey man, I'm just saying if OP wants to seriously discuss McDonalds he needs to go all the way with it. Not some half ass attempt.

Is everything a meme? Is nothing?

Is this post a meme? Are you a meme?

>>9344944
meme meme mememe meme meme mee meme meme memememe?

>>9344946
hot new meme ?

>>9344822
>not the meatball sub with extra bacon

6 inch italian BMT double meat

pizza sub bitches

First worlders like to pretend it's hip and cool, but wouldn't bother trying it for fear of food poisoning.

>>9344564
Look up the "noble savage". This is kind of the next step. Brown people are so much more in tune with the rhythms of the earth and use every part of the animal and all that feel-good horseshit. It's basically a bunch of hipsters being patronizing so they seem worldly and shit.

yea im getting really sick of seeing fuckers from the usa think they can 'cook'.

like um, no my 3rd world brother, pizza isn't a vegetable. fucking MORONS. stop making 'cooking' vids, you aren't good at cooking, cletus.

>>9344563
Well enlighten us on you're vastly superior lunch break cuisine

>>9344563
I used to have to eat outside if I brought anything with so much as garlic in it...

so naturally, I started bringing curry and eating outside, away from the nostril-mutated mongs and applying for jobs using the company wi-fi.

If I liked the job, staring down everyone else's fast food while I scarfed down intentionally bland whatever wouldn't have been that bad. I could only tolerate half of them, and really only considered catching brews with one.

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>>9344563

>go on break
>go to local buffet where everyone working in the area goes for lunch
>lots of options ranging from stewed vegetables, potatoes, salad, a variety of meats, soups, gravy etc.
>90% of the people just order the macaroni shitty macaroni with beef that's mushy and overcooked to hell
>they all cover it in ketchup

>>>/facebook/

MIND = BLOWN.

>>9344524
The whole point of a drive-thru is that you don't have to go inside.

For me, it's the SUBWAY® White Chip Macadamia Nut Cookie™

>>9344526
Muh nigga

I think they had a velvet cheesecake cookie...it was good.

chocolate
shit just gets way to cold and hard to eat

Sprinkles
They fucking suck

Meat

I love the golden goo, but is it okay to eat the comb and all? Also is it okay to eat wax, on a side note as i immediately thought of beehives with bases for the bees to work into

>>9344607
Judging by google, you technically can but it doesn't taste like anything.

>>9344607
I got to eat some honeycomb once. The honey just squeezing out of the comb was amazing, but the texture of the chewed up honeycomb reminded me of gum so I chose not to eat the whole thing.

They actually did it. They actually fucking made a dish about Reddit. No dog whistles, no allusions, just pure straight Reddit pleb shit. Every fucking ingredient is a meme. EVERY SINGLE ONE. There isn't one ingredient or texture in this meal that wouldn't get you at least 50 upvotes. If you were a Bernie Sanders supporter, this burger is for you. If you own a fedora this burger is for you. If you like taking turns with your girlfriend getting rammed in the ass by imported black cock this burger is for you. If you're a normal fucking person who votes Republican and enjoys meals with flavor and some soul this piece of shit "burger" is not for you and given the fact that there are no burgers like that anymore because reviewers and fatasses can't get enough meme double down fake shit you're better off just finding another hobby or killing yourself.
Fuck Reddit, fuck memes, and fuck whoever likes this piece of shit sandwich

The McChicken is a chicken sandwich sold by the international fast-food chain McDonald's. The sandwich consists of a steamed[citation needed] wheat bun, a breaded chicken patty, shredded lettuce, and mayonnaise.

>>9344569
upboat good sir, al dente pasta

Let meats rest to room temp before cooking.

Save delicate herbs for right nefore you finish and serve.

Towel dry the surface of meats before searing for better sear.

Never waste a foundation from searing.

The butter you sear steaks in can upgrade your side veggies tremendously. Works great with green beans.

Taste before serving and give yourself time to adjust seasoning.

Think about how to time things so that everything is done at the same time.

An organized and clean cook is an effective cook.

>>9344698
What's a good deglazing alternative to wine or beer?

>>9344303
I keep sucking too. It's partially my shit kitchen, but that's not a good enough excuse. I'm not willing to give up though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCVTOa01uN8

>he begs for attention on an anonymous anime imageboard

>>9344177
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>9344208
jesus christ

>>9344136
I prefer my bacon crisp in parts but overall chewy so I'm docking you a few points. However

>steelreserve

You just got them back so I'll give you a

al/ck/ out of 10

>>9344136
Bacon looks like ass. Bread looks dry. Lettuce looks like a rabbit gnawed on it. No mayo in sight. Eggs look over cooked but decent. 3/10

>>9344162
mayo is under the tomato

Same, except with Skip the Dishes instead because Manitoba's taxi regulators are offended at the thought of women being treated with respect by Uber drivers instead of being hit on or even nearly groped by the current taxi drivers.
It pisses me off that the taxi jews have too much control here since McDonald's probably won't offer alternatives to UberEATS for deliveries like Skip in areas where Uber doesn't operate since they probably signed some sort of deal that locks them in.

Sounds lazy

>>9344977
I'm a lazy piece of shit and that's just how it is

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>>9344088

As a proud Lonestar State Nazi Wizard Weirwolf, I can inform you that the indian mass graves *COUGH* i mean burial grounds were made on 3lb blocks of dried beef, salt, and peppers. you'd break off chunks of it into a pot of water after a hard day of civilizing indians, cows, buffalos, and chupacabras, and you'd get a slurry of rehydrated beef and peppers. that's chili. if there's beans in it, it's not chili, it's stew, and if it involves tomatoes, it's "Modern Chilli"

What is "Chile con carne"

Black beans are my favorite for chili. Thank you for asking, normiefriend.