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No mozzarella.

>>8760804
I hope you're not eating it out of that bowl with that plastic spoon.

>>8760804
no basil.

>>8760778
Exercise

Starch and salt, so french fries should fill you up good. Red meat too.

>>8760778
Fibre and fibrous vegetables. You can never eat too many vegetables.

>>8760772
an oven you, dingus

Spray the pizza with some water before microwaving or use a common oven on the minimum todo avoid burning it, yes, spray it with water too.

>>8760793
what setting? how long? anytime i try to oven it comes out crunchy as fuck and i'm not a fan

>>8760794
alright i'll try that

charcoal/10

>>8760736
son negros

>>8760736
dead bats?

>din din
I know you're all eight year olds over there but that's just excessive

Noodles

>>8760507
;-( i was trying to be funny

>>8760404
>Cooks Very Quickly
What?

>>8760404
>Add flavor by adding to water

thats not how evaporation works

>>8760411
Don't question my alternative facts bitch

I use cottage cheese, ricotta and bechamel

Come at me bro

>>8760389
Do you at least season that God-forsaken dairy?

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>>8760356
Who the fuck uses white sauce in place of ricotta cheese? I'll tell you who. Some dumb shit that doesn't know how to make lasagna. Pic related to your white sauce I'm sure :D

>>8760296
dry rub consists of: coarse salt, ground pepper, onion salt, garlic powder, and cayenne pepper. Pretty basic dry rub. As theyre smoking I'm going to lightly baste them in grapefruit juice every few hours. normally i would use lemon, but last time i made ribs i used grapefruit because it was the only citrus i had around, it turned out pretty fucking good.

That pic looks good

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heres the smoker. its doesnt have an adjustable heating element, it just get the little tray up to 165 to produce smoke. so after i smoke these bad boys for a few hours, i will have to finish the ribs either in the oven or on the grill.

I am a normie, so I just do not care.

>>8760210
>How do you cope with the anxiety?

What anxiety? There's nothing wrong with eating alone.

You're going to die alone and noone will ever give a shit about you cause of your introverted mindset.

So you have two choices, actually pull your head out of your ass and act normal or become the self destructive, self fulfilling prophecy, self absorbed loser all introverts become.

Learn to live and be with yourself to appreciate your time on earth. Live each moment and have fun. Just fucking live.

>>8760180
Next time specify you want prarie grass and bison shit on it

>>8760180

>calls it a pie
>doesn't realize a plain pie is a "cheese" pie

You tried not to be a flyover, but then you faked miserably

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>>8760180
>pizza
>calls it a "pie"

You want to let your weed milk sit in a warm place overnight for the chemicals to properly bind together.

>>8760077
is this true

>>8760167
Yes. Fat solidifies at colder temperatures, that's why a lot of high fat milks separate. The room temp will let the thc bind much better to the fat in the cream and give you a better high

>>8760015
My wife becomes obsessed with fries when she's on her period. Maybe women just crave salt?

Your mother is not a significant sample size.

>>8760015
It's a freudian thing.

If you're havin' bowel problems I feel bad for you grandpa
I got 99 problems but constipation? Nah.

>>8759996
Congrats, I guess, but not all of us are getting fucked up the ass by a pack of niggers twice a day to keep our back passages open.

>>8759995
americans think food that isn't meat bleached and then drowned in HFCS is a kind of punishment to be temporarily endured under medical supervision only in direct response to a health crisis

in the case of prunes, the usda literally had to order prune growers to start calling them "dried plums" because retarded merfats believed they were associated with bowel movements

bacon is good but its overrated. i still enjoy bacon, but i dont need it on everything, just like other good foods

sausage is better

I prefer bacon on it's own. When you mix it into something else, it just disappears and then it's essentially empty calories.

>>8760321
Also, this.

>>8759890
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese....

>>8759890
>Two all beef patties
make it four!

>>8759905
>sesameme seed bun