The last one was really fun and had lots of cool folks posting in it, so let's do it again.
Summer approaches, which means that soon every street vendor in every slavic country will be peddling his grandmama's recipe for this stuff.
>>8712097
Oy blin
>>8712097
I'm more of a kompot guy myself, but more power to ya if you like it.
>>8712097
blyat
ITT: We post our favorite ways to prepare chicken.
I see Easter's come early. Christ almighty. See picture.
>sees fingers
>Everything suddenly makes sense
>>8757317
Does proud, colored chicken offend you? Are you racist?
Rate my dinner /ck/.
>>8756486
looks tasty and nourishing. But where do you buy three legged chickens?
>>8756502
Down by the chemical plant, I get them real cheap
chicken looks slightly under cooked. should probably pop in the microwave just to be sure
How do I make chocolate from bean to bar?
How much special equipment do you need to process the cocoa beans?
Just buy nibs, it'd the bean with the useless parts extracted.
Then you don't really need any special tools besides molds.
>>8756109
Where do I buy nibs that have been certified to have not used child labor?
I'm trying to make a guaranteed child labor free chocolate, and I've been only able to buy whole beans from regions that are known to not use child labor.
>>8756147
>Where do I buy nibs that have been certified to have not used child labor?
if you care about this you're a cuck. Just lie if you're marketing chocolate to nu-beta millenials.
>fresh ingredients
>better pizza
>tip % on the bill
>reasonable gas tax
Why don't you eat Papa John's more /ck/?
Because I make my own pizza. Fresher ingredients, even better pizza, no tip, no gas tax.
>>8755743
>fresher ingredients
Not as fresh as Papa John's. They source their veggies locally and have their own slaughterhouses, meat seldom frozen.
>even better pizza
If that were true you'd have your own pizza chain sweetie. But guess what? You don't. Papa John does.
>no tip
No one would tip you if you even had a real job.
>no gas tax
You have to be older than 16 to drive anyways honey bunches. Sorry to break it to you but this is a 18+ only website, okay sweet-pea?
>>8755743
>he doesn't tip cashiers at the grocery store
uhh entitled much?
Why did spaghetti become the most popular and default pasta? It's obviously the worst style and is quite irritating and problematic, nearly every other common form of it is superior aside from maybe macaroni
>French food is pretentious
>cherries jubilee
>spaghetti is the default
Is it 70s week on /ck/ or what?
>>8754179
The stringy form is special and makes it a more interesting meal compared to other, more common forms. This increases enjoyment of the meal.
>>8754179
it's literally because it has the most italian name so normies love it because it makes them feel cultured
Why can't I get good fries at McDonald's at 2:00am?
For me its much chicken xd
>>8754275
Don't go to McDonalds in the ghettto, sweetie.
Alright CK i rarely ever visit this board so i wouldn't know if this is a thing or not but last night me and my dad got some curry from an Indian takeout place. I came home tonight and was wondering what smelled like curry and it turns out it was my fucking armpits. i'm just now noticing that even after showering and everything my armpits stink of curry. Like i'm not even joking just one sniff and its like yep, that's curry alright. Is this a fucking thing!? what the fuck do they put in that shit to do that?
>>8753864
>me and my dad
My father and I
Likely the turmeric. Curry smells a lot better than the Vietnamese fish sauce
>>8753864
imagine unironically eating Indian """food"""
>>8754369
>Coffee and donuts are one of the best breakfasts
>Boston creme donuts are the best donuts
>therefore boston creme and coffee is god tier breakfast
What's your god-tier breakfast anon?
McDonalds gravy biscuit, every damn day!
>tfw know how to make pastry cream (the stuff that is inside many delicious baked goods such as these)
Dunkin isn't the choice of Power Rangers
>Chicken noodle soup
Curried lentils with some veggies in it would be good. Make it spicy. Maybe some chicken mixed in.
Green tea
>>8752935
Capsaicin is actually clinically proven to block the neurotransmitter that causes stuffiness so being generous with anything spicy is a good idea in that case.
What's the spiciest pepper you've eaten /ck/?
Ghost.
It wasn't a fun half hour.
Piri-piri
Scorpion pepper. Got through it with a lot of sweating and hiccuping (first time that was ever my reaction to heat, so that was fun). The rest of the day my stomach felt off, but not enough to make me sick. The next day though it felt like I shat out a nest of scorpions, but after that I was fine.
how do I stop crying from eating sriracha sauce? Its too spicy but the flavour is phenomanal. I love it and I think /ck/ should try it before dismissing it as a "meme" or something silly like that. It's a top tier condiment that spicy freaks or normal foodies can enjoy.
congratulations on typing out the most autistic thing i've ever read on 4chan
>>8753141
Chicago is not flyover
Tell me /ck/, in what ways will Silk help me bloom?
cashew milk > almond milk
>>8751721
But what about the estrogen anon
>>8751748
Its cheaper than HRT :P
guys i want to buy into the sous vide meme.
what do i need to know, to make a total fool of myself and regret it all alter as i cry myself to sleep?
don't. it's literally hospital tier food
just cook better
>>8751386
The only thing it's good for is cooking a steak that has no raw center, but also isn't beef jerky in the outside. It's an edible form of "look at what is technically possible to do", like making a baking soda volcano.
You can do it in your home, probably without buying anything you don't already have in the house. You're curiosity will be satisfied, and you won't want to make the mess it take the time afterwards.
>>8751386
Buy:
this - https://www.amazon.com/Docooler-Temperature-Controller-Thermocouple-58-194-F/dp/B00F05UI8O/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1490902215&sr=8-1&keywords=docooler+temperature
and this - https://www.amazon.com/StarTech-com-Power-Extension-Cord-5-15R/dp/B00BBDKSVQ/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1490902300&sr=8-3&keywords=3ft+extension+cable
and this - https://www.amazon.com/Crock-Pot-3-Quart-Manual-Stainless-SCR300SS/dp/B003UCG8II/ref=sr_1_7?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1490902255&sr=1-7&keywords=crock+pot
Bam. Cheap DIY sous vide
it tasted like SHIT. scarlett johansson is fucking retarded.
I made this the other day, it was good
>>8751087
i think what ruined mine was the lemon juice.
I like to add sauteed shrimp to mine and grate some parm over top