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Resume Critique: Just Fuck My Shit Up ed. 2016-06-15 14:52:05 Post No.1308892
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Resume Critique: Just Fuck My Shit Up ed.
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Hi /biz/
itt we place resumes that we demolish, tear apart, shit on, and convince their writers to purchase knee pads.
Sometimes maybe even some helpful suggestion.
>BONUS
Try drawing on them for extra emphasis.
I'll start...
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>>1308892
12 minutes to a better resume: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzXQsr9lo9Q
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>>1308892
>dat ant resolution
>about me
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> might even have fun doing it as well
just forget the about me
Assign dollar values like this
Managed over $120,000 worth of pipeline and workflow....
rearrange so my eyes can just go down the page and i can get a feeling of you by just skimming down the page.
use bullet points and don't use blocks of text
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is it possible to make 10€ daily sidemoney with 1000€ starting money?
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>>1308809
you can buy kneepads and a newspaper ad for much cheaper
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>>1309081
and then?
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>>1309111
kek
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Investments from $300-$500?
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>>1308482
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Dick around in oanda and hope your money increases lamo.
That's really all you can do if you only have that much.
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Are you in school/college. Go buy a bunch of chocolates or drinks and sell them for higher. Rinse and repeat
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What is your opinion on cloud mining?
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scam
if it was profitable they'd do the mining themselves
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i use HashOcean and have done for around 2 months. for the first 30 days i got daily payments, enough to give me a withdrawl automatically every two days. After the first month i bought more hash power, now i get daily withdrawals.
I get the withdrawals sent directly to yobit and buy trump coins. Getting 0.014BTC a day. It will pay back my investment in 70 days all in.
follow the link for more info, it doesn't cost you anything extra, but they reward me with a few extra KH/s.
https://hashocean.com/pricing/?rid=560510
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I'm almost convinced it's the same people posting this shit every fucking day but I'll fall for the bait:
I've used Genesis-mining to test it, I put about $20 in, am at $5 made back so far from like 6 months, it's kind of cool to see payments every day and that's why I liked to put the money in, and i kinda wanted to put money in the ether program
I never tried hashocean or anything
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OFFICIAL "3rd World" or developing countries thread. 2016-06-15 12:33:34 Post No.1308433
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OFFICIAL "3rd World" or developing countries thread. 2016-06-15 12:33:34 Post No.1308433
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OFFICIAL "3rd World" or developing countries thread.
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2016-06-15 12:33:34
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ITT: We discuss the different investment opportunities that are emerging as our previously underdeveloped countries' economy; technological advancement and internet penetration grows.
As an Ethiopian citizen which has previously lived and studied in various countries of Europe but is now back in Ethiopia. I'm now forced to be no_coiner and leave behind my winning online poker days. So I find myself looking for new ways to invest the money that I earn.
I've thought about hosting a market on the dark net since Ethiopia had no legal prosecutions for cyber criminals up until recently, but the net is now highly censored let alone the deep web, can't even access it with TOR+VPN.
Other investment options I've thought of is to start a broker tuition service or a chess academy since neither of these ones are well-known and properly provided for here in Ethiopia.
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>>1308433
Are you sure there are enough Ethiopians interested in chess?
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Do you think anyone here knows jack shit about investing in Ethiopia?
Personally, I'd invest in a plane ticket out that shit hole.
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I love the Philippines and Nigeria. Not even weak form efficient by academic standards. Gobs of money to be made in emerging markets.
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eBay general:
Sales are dead edition.
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It's a buyer's world.
I love how PayPal IMMEDIATELY puts your transaction funds into a "pending" state (aka inaccessible) as soon as a buyer opens up a resolution case.
Oh wait! You have tracking info and proof the item was delivered?
Doesn't matter!! Still no money for you.
Getting sick of these clowns. Pulled all my listings off for now...
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>>1308390
Inb4 "Salty af"
Damn right I am.
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I was so close.
>be me
>PayPal fucks up a simple bank transfer, breaks bank link
>now $700 in the red
>PayPal starts threatening collections
>fuck you, you created this problem, you can wait
>eBay drought ends, sells $325
>eBay locks account because no money to pay fees
>eBay sells $325
> $100 item, half off nearest competitor, has 20 watchers...again
>doesn't sell
Fucking poorfags. Ebay is such a shit sandwich now compared to the old days.
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$MGT
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>>1308301
are you sure...?
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>>1308301
He just hired 2 very important people, one of them will spearhead cryptocurrency security.
Just bought 180 shares.
I made 600$ off MGT last time, hoping for more.
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Made 3k
It's just waiting to explode with the proxy vote and then product launch
At what point should a prole with some savings start thinking about buying stocks?
Is €10,000 even worth investing, or should I just sit on it as a rainy day fund and keep my nose to the grindstone like a good little exploitable resource?
I feel like all I'm doing is watching my savings lose value.
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>>1308261
Invest in TRUMP and watch your 10,000 turn into 100,0000?
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>>1308298
Is this /biz/'s version of shitposting, or what?
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>>1308357
Sorta kinda. They're genuinely hoping to emulate Trump's "high energy" by being stupidly optimistic about it. But you can never be sure, lots of people jsut want to watch them crasha nd burn since Trump coins have NO LITERAL VALUE whatsoever.
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Hey /biz, what should I mine now? I'm starting up mining for pocket money, but since I'm a complete newfag, I need all the advice I can get.
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Mine Ether with a couple R9 390X graphics cards. All you need is a barebones system, really... can easily pull 65-70 MHs / 12-15 Ether a week.
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Also, I'd recommend MSI. Their hardware is bulletproof.
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So is ether the way to go now?
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How Stupid Would It Be To Buy An RV Financially? 2016-06-15 08:29:02 Post No.1308142
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How Stupid Would It Be To Buy An RV Financially?
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2016-06-15 08:29:02
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Am I stupid for ever considering this shit?
>Have yet to purchase a house
>Instead, girlfriend suggests buying an RV and traveling.
>Girlfriend has a damn good job.
>I work from home. I don't make much.
>If she quits, she'll lose income + insurance.
>RV costs 45k+/- before taxes and licensing.
>Truck to tow an RV will cost 50k+ before taxes and licensing.
I love traveling, and the whole idea, but idk if it could be done with our finances. She'd have to find something that she could do to bring in some income, and idk wtf she could do, either. She's always worked 9-5 jobs.
Are there any pros/cons of owning an RV that I'm not seeing? Like, I know there has to be some hidden ass costs in there. What would you guys and gals do if you were in this situation? I mean, we do love traveling, but we're looking at like 100k to make this shit happen. Wouldn't it be better to just sink that in a house?
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>>1308142
Your girlfriend seems like a lazy shit who just wants an excuse to stop working and leech off of you.
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>>1308147
I mean, she could still work, but I'm assuming we'd both want her to quit eventually, or else we'd never get to truly use the thing, which would damn sure make it a terrible investment.
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>>1308148
Why is she the one quitting and not you?
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Hi guys. Well one of my friends is trying to convice me of investing money in "Onecoin"... you have any link to economy blogs of academic people who have written about cryptocurrency. Or maybe you are a person full of knowledge who have something interesting to say about all that shit.
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>>1308058
Onecoin is a well known ponzi. Your friend is either an idiot or a cunt, possibly both.
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Tell him to fuck off and invest in TRUMP instead
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One coin is a scam. Buy ethereum and bitcoin
Does anyone here have experience getting a job by completely fabricating your experience?
I'm looking to get into IT. I have the knowledge and skills, but not the professional experience. Do you guys have any tips for building a believable resume?
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>>1308009
I've got experience hearing about instances where cucks got BTFO being caught in their own bullshit trying to pass fake resumes off onto HR.
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>>1308009
Automated background checks are a standard feature of most applicant tracking software. If your resume diverges in any way from what the database says, it goes into the trash.
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>>1308009
saying you have the skill and applying your skill is two different things anon
Any options traders? I'm a noob at this but it seems like more profit could be made with less risk on the meme stocks and cryto's.
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>>1307970
That's the Black Scholes PDE
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Yes, why do you ask.
>Tfw I scared /biz/ with it
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Options might be too complex for /biz/
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>working abroad and want to send money home, but fees are ridiculously high
>just convert to BTC, convert back to fiat money online, and transfer them to your bank account
>can only bring $10k with you back to the US
>could easily have an encrypted BTC wallet on your phone and other backups with millions of dollars worth of BTC
Tell me that cryptos are worthless and have no use.
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>>1307879
Shutup faggot.
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Delete. This. Thread.
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Hi this is the IRS.. we would like to discuss your recent deposit of $10k into your bank of America account....
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hi Hi this is the IRS.. we would like to discuss your recent multiple deposits of funds under $10k into your bank of America account.... it appears to be structuring deposits...
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
http://www.wnd.com/2014/10/irs-seizes-life-savings-for-deposits-under-10000/
Im a huge attention
Robinhood General Thread - /rgt/ 2016-06-15 00:51:16 Post No.1307425
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Robinhood General Thread - /rgt/
Noko Internet Defense Force, please cream in my butthole because I'm a faggot edition.
Visit the website first - www.robinhood.com
If you're not into robinhood - http://www.stockbrokers.com/offers
FAQs for Robinhood
> How is it free?
They invest your unsettled funds after a trade.
It's also pretty basic software.
> When is it coming to my country?
Probably never. They only have plans on an Australian beta ( https://robinhood.com/au/).
> It's been X days, why isn't my account isn't verified yet?
If it takes more than 3 days, try emailing their support. They are very good.
> Is this the right place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
No, please go to Stocktwits, Plebbit, or one of our many chat groups.
> What's a good penny stock to invest in?
Don't buy penny stocks you cum guzzling mouth breathing retard.
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
No, that would actually be illegal. Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want to go open a second account with real broker.
Otherwise you should be using Yahoo/Google finance or even Stocktwits for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
> If I have Robinhood do I need to worry about 'Free riding' violations?
No, its not applicable for limited margin accounts (instant), and if you don't have instant, RH won't let you buy with unsettled funds
> Can I use Robinhood on my PC?
Yes, download an android emulator. Setup is extremely easy. http://www.memuplay.com/
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>>1307425
Fuck off, NOKO BRO IS A /biz/ BLESSING. LONG LIVE NOKO
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Save us Noko-bro kenobi you're our only hope.
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If I buy a bunch of VHC tomorrow and hold til Friday, what are the chances of me making a big profit?