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>>1310494
yes until you realize winning meme trades return 1% while losing meme trades lose 90%
>maybe you'll be lucky

>>1310501
>yes until you realize winning meme trades return 1%

lurk the robinhood threads. memes have been pulling in over 100%+ returns, sometimes daily.

>>1310494
>>1310506
For each successful meme stock being pumped there's like a dozen ones losing all their shekels.

go ahead though bro, you'll be speicla. It's easy, that's why so many daytraders are so rich

What dividends?

>>1310165
Bill gates owns a lot of this company

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>>1310165
Low rates of return.
This isn't a meme

As much as possible.

6 months' worth of expenses

>>1310111
Like 3-6 months living expenses is good.

Any more isn't really worth it imo and any less is too little UNLESS of course your "emergency fund" is your parents.

3-6 months is just enough to find a job if you were to get laid off, or liquidate your other assets if absolutely necessary

>>1309807
really makes you think

xddddXXXDDDDD

>>1309807
Okay. So? Now what? It's this gutter thought musing passing for an enlightened epiphany actionable? If not, why should I care? If so, how?

Why do ALL rich people buy big giant houses? Just to show off how rich they are? Why can't some humans just be complacent?

Really makes you think...

>>1309805
Trade on a commission-free site.

Fund margin trading. (very low payouts tho)

>>1309819

Which sites are both commission free but also reliable/reputable?

>>1309977

Kraken.com

poloniex.com

in that order

Software development if you want a job, but you can learn any code yourself and freelance if you want. Gotta fight the monkeys from India though.

Accounting is a stable and solid choice I'd say, likelihood of getting a decent job is high, though I think a good dev will probably make more.

The thing is, even though this is probably a lame answer on le /biz/: just pick whatever you like best, both are good choices that put you well above average

Probably not the answer you're looking for but trust me on this. Major in the thing that you like the most.
Accounting is a solid major and will get you a job, so is software engineering.

>>1310105
Literally this.
If you don't like writing code, you are going to fucking HATE software engineering, until you get to management at least. Some times you forget one space or misspell one word and millions of lines of code just stop working and you gotta stay up until it's fixed. However it is a very rewarding job and the industry is massive, you can do whatever you want with it.

First for moonshoes

What's going on with MGT? I got in at 3.07. Heard it might grow AH

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5 different threads in one day

>>1309612
Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rgGgCkEokU

or read any basic Investing book. I would reccomend A random walk down wall street.

>>1309612
Why the fuck are you in accounting

Income statement is Revenue - expenses = NI
NI - div is retained earnings sheet

balance sheet is Assets = liabilities + Stockholder's equity.

all things on one side must equal opposite on other, cash is an asset, must be debt, equity, or revenue. Revenue is stockholder's equity, debt is a liability, and equity is also stockholder's equity. It's the same for all equivalents

Cash flow sheet is delta cash or other liquid mediums of exchange movement year over year, typically compared to the prior year. This is typically split into operations, financing, investing. Operations is all things related to direct things the business does. Financing is the cost of raising/lending money. Investing is the acquisition or sale of capital used to create value.

Go fuck yourself

>>1309612
Assets + Liabilities = Stockholder's Equity

Dude I'll be your friend and we can fucking party it up.
I'll do it for 50/hour too.

>>1309548
Why are you still talking with your parents?

>>1309572
ill do it for $25 and i can be his gf too

i can even provide the kneepads from a previous job

>>1309462
what makes you think it'll go up?

>>1309537
They have developed a prototype handheld device that can detect a number of viruses in real time including Zika.

Silly nocoiners.

It's going to be even more fun when it hits $1000 before the end of this month.

>>1309349
>w-why aren't you guys buying my super volatile unpredictable shitcoin at the height of the bubble when it can crash a any moment
Sorry dude, I don't play slot machines either. Not everyone is as desperate or poor as you. When you learn to accept that you will get less butthurt over "nocoiners".

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>>1309591
cope

Macro economics, its the safest real coin.
Fear happened. Than shorts happened.

it went loony

>>1309318
kek

>>1309139

Get a job as a prison guard.

>>1309139
Secondary school grades as in GCSE's or A-levels?

>>1309173
For us it's the 6 years before uni that constitute secondary school. (It's divided into two parts of 3 years each with their own grades)

>>1309099
When I wanted to get fired

>>1309108

What if you're a woman though?

Never. They come automatic every 3 months for the first year, 6 months second year, and then annually. Also get vacation pay (1 weeks pay) whether we take it or not, and $100 bonuses every week if we deliver on time, drive at least 2,500 miles, and stay above the mpg goal.

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Gee I wonder why crude bottomed out.

>>1309089
>>1309101
Do you actually think your chart patterns and drawings mean anything? You're trying to predict future results based on past market data. Go learn actual finance and quit wasting time with this 2003 meme.

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I wonder why the Euro bottomed out.

Looks like a good short to zero.