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>>1817081
Yes. Get as much cryptocurrency as possible

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>>1817081
>it's definitely feasible that the EU could collapse within a few years
If by collapse, you mean break up, then barriers to trade will increase, and profits will decrease due to taxes and tariffs.
If by collapse, you mean collapse, then we might see relatively safe companies fail. Use the Soviet Union as an example of collapse.

>What does this mean for investors? Will currently-held stocks collapse in value? Is there any way to profit from the current political uncertainty?
If the Soviet Union is any indication, many companies will be liquidated, with management and insiders taking as much as possible and smaller investors stuck holding the bag. In that scenario, there probably won't be any legal recourse.

The West needs immigration to keep its fertility rates (and population growth) up. Business formation is down, and technological innovation has slowed (in my opinion). The government is increasingly bulky and useless. All the analogies of dying civilizations are there. The elites can maintain the status quo for a few decades, maybe more if Trump and Brexit coincide with a crash.

The question is timing. Through Balkanization, some areas may be decent for centuries. The Byzantine Empire survived for centuries after Western Rome collapsed. Nothing will happen in the next ten or twenty years, but beyond that it's anyone's guess.

I think China has a future if their people revolt against the government and force reforms, and the middle class is growing enough for such a revolt to be possible.

>>1817311
Why are people so concerned about ensuring continuous population growth? If people are having fewer babies, what's the problem? I'm guessing it will harm big businesses somehow, seeing as they all seem very keen on these open-door immigration policies.

>>1816967
Try to get Trumps attention. (Tweet him) He loves to get involved in this type is shit. Unless its only like 10 people.

>>1816975
>implying Trump actually gives a shit

>>1816967
Seriously consider this >>1816975
Worst case scenario, you just shed light on USA workers being put aside for pajeets and cause some indignation.
Best case scenario, Trump takes notice and goes apeshit on twitter with your soon to be former employer and they rethink their actions, also, they get burned and labeled as "anti american" or osme shit.
Both ways you at least get to laugh.

You give them the fake money and hope they don't notice. What the fuck kind of question is this

>>1816909
You get good fakes and then you exchange them for services. Maybe mix it in with real money.

What the fuck else answer would there be for how to use counterfeit currency?

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>>1816912
>>1816913
I am hoping for some advice on how to up the odds that someone believes it's real money. Like, making sure they only look at it briefly or put it into their pockets without inspecting it.

I am also hoping for some advice on what to do if I get caught. For example I fuck a hooker, give her a worthless 200 Euro bill, but she looks at the backside, realizes it's fake and calls her buddies. Or a cashier calls the police.

make money online.

Do some research and find out how to make interwebs money

>>1816849
All of it seems like scams though, do you mean like affilitate marketing and drop shipping and cryptocurrency pump and dumps?

Seems pretty uncertain and not that great money desu

>>1816831
Go to your local Union hall and get into an apprenticeship program. Most places will cover most of the cost of any classroom program and as an apprentice you will immediately get to work while getting paid for it. Once you become a journeyman in your trade after a couple years you'll be making sweet middle class money with the satisfaction of making things with your own two hands and the physical benefits that come along with it. And you'll have plenty of free time to post stupid threads on here

I believe an IRA is just a container, not an investment. You can put a lot of things into an IRA and they all behave differently.

>>1816717
you put in money and it is tax exempted.
risk is same as any other portfolio based on what you choose
you can withdraw early but you get penalized on anything you withdraw unless you are correct retirement age

>redpill me on x

just kill yourself. why should i care about your future?

>>1816643
>Sears
Troubled finances for decades (at least since the mid 1980s)

>Macy's
Too many acquisitions in the 2000s

>JC Penneys
Don't know about this one.

>I dont like shopping by internet because I cant physically inspect what I am buying and have to rely on the chimpanzees the delivery companies hire to get it to me safely if at all.
Smart people think like this. However, the majority of America isn't that smart. So they'll buy cheap Chink shit from Amazon and shout like apes when a delivery "driver" wrecks their item.

>malls came about because downtown business districts were becoming slummy. So I guess the slums are coming to the malls.
TRUTH. Everything is moving back downtown.

>>1816654

Thank you. I dont follow how anything could move downtown though. Maybe its different where you are. All the town and city cores I see are broken down wastelands of government offices interspersed with fast food and government housing with some attraction being propped up as local culture. Its almost feudal; the banks and government offices within blocks of the police station (the kings men), some cheap diners for them to eat, half of which close after lunch, then surrounded by housing projects and booze joints.

Then there are summer festivals suburbanites converge on, ostensibly to make them feel urban and to make the bank-spotted slums resemble something less apocalyptic. Usually there is some 'hometown pride' theme, after which everyone flees back to the burbs.

>>1816654
When you buy things online from a big retailer you can return it for free. Prices are also usually much less. Online is better in a lot of ways

>>1816637
yes

>>1816652
Why? i heard a lot of people saying its not worth it anymore and the value is gonna go down soon.

>>1816655
it's gonna moon up to 3k+ this year almost guaranteed. If you're still on the fence just buy half for now and see where it goes. Deal?

I realize this board invests in little more than Bitcoin and Robinhood stocks but I still want to know.

Theory helps you prepare, but practice will always hurt the first few tubes around (for your football analogy, the first tackle you get will ground you because your body will be in shock).

My advice, start low, with little sums of 250 to 1000$ (or whatever "low" is for you), to get the hand of it. Learn the unexpected bits that theory will have not prepared you for. After about a year, you can go in full retard.

>>1816567
>If I decide to open some account with some brokerage firm, say TD Ameritrade, will knowing all these options strategies be helpful?

to a limited extent in that you have more 'options' with regards to how to profit from a particular view

though knowing some options strategies isn't necessarily going to give you any inherent advantage above simply knowing how to go long or short - you still need an edge and there is still no free lunch

>>1816396
All the elite investment banking firms and super wealthy banking families will convene and officially declare Bitcoin the new reserve money. From here on out the petro dollar will be backed by Bitcoin futures contracts from anticipated mining. All the reserve banks currently holding gold will give it away for free. Everyone who adopted Bitcoin early will be the new power-elite.

>>1816396
it's good publicity
i can see the titles already
"BITCOIN SURPASSES GOLD"
"BITCOIN REACHES GOLD PARITY"

>>1816414
or
"BITCOIN AND GOLD AT PARITY"
"PARITY BETWEEN BITCOIN AND GOLD"
"BITCOIN PARITY WITH GOLD"

>make
Made.
Fix'd.

What do you think about Bitmagnet and Gladiacoin?
Both are still paying.

You cowards won't even bet high.

bump^

>>1816212
Influence: The Psychology of Persuasion by Robert Cialdini is a great read if youre into sales tactics

>>1816212
What exactly are you looking for?

So Good They Can't Ignore You - Cal Newport
Thinking, Fast and Slow - Daniel Kahneman
E-Myth Revisited - Michael Gerber
Zero to One - Peter Thiel and Blake Masters
Antifragile - Nassim Nicholas Taleb
How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big - Scott Adams

That's just a few I see in my bookshelf right now, with countless sticky notes in them.

GNT

>>1816153
ethereum

>>1816153
PEPECASH

meme stock trader

>>1816106
There isn't anymore. That's why everyone is depressed or settling on more important things.

We've actually made to the point where every field is saturated

Data analyst

>>1816023
kill yourself

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>>1816034
no

>>1816023
Thats pretty much me, just add
>sold TC for 250$
>bought lepen
it's like watching your money melt

>>1815894
Well, fist off is it your dads shit or yours?

Cause if its not in your name you cant do shit.

If it is or your pops is fine sueing family i'd go after the company. First make sure your dumbass dad didnt sign rights over to cousin bob on accident or some shit. Oil is so bad right now you may own a new company.

What percentage are they paying btw? Or supposed to be.

>>1816660

Dad's, but he's in his 60's and if I get the ball rolling legally he'd probably sign off on whatever just so I'll stop bugging him.

I need to figure out who is behind the company. If it's "cousin bob" as you put it, then I need to know that. If it's a front for an oil company that rolled everyone they could then cut a fair deal with everyone they couldn't then I need to know that too.

There is no percentage. It's literally in the hundreds. My father is a dumbass who was willing to accept giving away a significant chunk of inherited mineral rights for hundreds of dollars per year. He has no financial savvy at all. Everyone he knew told him to check it out before doing it.

>>1815894
Shoot your father, spend the next year staging a big search for who done it, whip the entire nation into a media frenzy, sell T-shirts, announce yourself as the culprit, then reveal that it was all a dream.