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How should an auti like me invest his first 1000 dollars after finally paying off his student loans ready to start making bank.

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You have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't invested in this man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU67jvww3DM

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>10 year reunion is coming up
>Went to some preppy school
>Literally everyone but me went to a uni (seriously, it was like 9/10 went to some college or university, it was a fucking cult belief to attend college or else)
>Been a NEET on and off for the last 10 years
>Invested in crypto for the last 4 years
>Cashed out $60,000 of Litecoin
>Kept investing, investing, hoarding coins of every variety
>Ethereum mooned, have over 2000 Eth

How do I show off my power level at the reunion? I have more money than most of these faggots who shit on me back in High School, yet I still drive a plain car. Still not buying a house to get jewed on by the banks, but eventually I plan to do this when the market crashes. I'm seriously considering renting out a fancy car to show this off. What would you guys do?

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How much money do coiners on this board even make?

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Are Koreans Jews? (how my GF tried to Jew me)

My Korean girlfriend, who lives in Korea, just told me she met a Korean Jiu-Jitsu master who wants to hire me to be an assistant instructor, he also wants to train himself by sparring with me (cuz I'm a big tough caucasian and he wants experience against bigger guys). And he'll train me for free to fast track me to black belt.

So I was overjoyed at the opportunity to train full time and do what I love for my job. Then my gf starts saying she wants a cut, since she'll be helping me put up a website and finding students for me. So I was suspicious, but I told her I could give her 25% for the first 6 months and 10% for the next 12 months after that.

THEN she starts laying the Korean Jew sauce on me. She starts calculating the value of the free training with the black belt at 15-30 hours per week at 150$ per hour (his usual rate for private lessons). Then she's claiming that according to her experience in the financial industry, the free training is an intangible benefit that should be counted as part of my profit.

Basically she would be taking up to 1125$ per week just off the training, BEFORE I had earned any actual money.

So I called her a Jew, told her I dont give a fuck about her financial Jewry.

Are Koreans Jews? What just happened to me?

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/BIZ/RAELIS, WE NEED TO ASSEMBLE

THERE IS LOTS OF SHEKELS TO BE MADE IN THE CRYPTO MARKET

WE AS A COMMUNITY NEED TO UNITE AND DOMINATE THE MARKET

I CAN ALREADY HEAR THE NORMIES
THEY SCREECH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

who will be our leader?

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>tfw interview tomorrow to be a ((("""financial representative"""))) for some cuck firm.
AKA I'm a glorified salesman pushing this companies financial products to anyone who will bother listening to me.

Waste of time? Is this a /biz/ approved job? Or should I just skip this shit all together?

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2 dah moooon last chance to buy in before $75 on 30th

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I just bought the madman shit pick for tomorrow. I'm giving it out for free because fuck that guy...

It's MUSIC and he is pumping at a new time, 9pm est.

So, look out for a MUSIC pump tomorrow /biz/raelis ;)

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WHAT the fuck HAPPENED JUST NOW?
All altcoins are going up and ETH just jumped $1.5 in the last two minutes!

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>slaves to memes for beast bucks
>starts idol worshiping air
>still has nothing to show for himself

Only the lowest of the low in the pecking order slave to meme coins. Did you know that /biz/?
While you are luving bitshit all the early adopters are gobbling up all the gold and silver coins after they dump all your meme dreams into oblivion.

>he still doesn't believe he is slaving for someone else

It's true /biz/. All the centralized crypto irs taxable retina scan required meme coinage is one of the largest scams in history and you are their sucker. You didn't figure it out yet?

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WTF /biz/ am I about to get rich???

Just found this coin on bittrexwith second highest %change

Its been out for a while with no change and then LAST NIGHT I saw some fucking whales start to add some volume to it

I just snatched it up at 4 FUCKING SAT

LMAO I have 1.2mil VERGE for 1 ether worth

WTF seriously this started getting volume last night.

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Alright /biz/, I found the next goldmine.

Volume has doubled since yesterday, with a consistent uptrend since the beginning. It's up about 33% for the month, with plenty of room to move up.

It's currently priced at 44k sat, with the only big sell wall at 100k. It has hit 60k in the past.

It's already on Poloniex with known developers. People are looking for a Bitcoin alternative, but it seems like most coins are in a bubble except for a few, and this is one of them.

"I/O Digital is open source blockchain ecosystem project actively developed by a team of blockchain security and cryptocurrency experts.

I/O Digital started in July 2014. We started as I/O Coin Digital currency (IOC) without any Initial Coin Offer (ICO) or Premine. The coins were mined during an initial X11 Proof of Work (PoW) mining period before switching over to our own unique flavor of Proof of Stake (PoS) POS I/O to secure our blockchain."

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Oy vey! How are you guys keeping track of your tax liability from trading alt coins?

For example say you buy btc over a period of time and trade it for assorted altcoins back and forth.
You must keep track of which buckets the coins are coming from and each BTCxALT pair needs to be treated like BTCxUSD and USDxALT.
Add onto this that fees are always in either percent of BTC or ALT from the transaction of which most software needs to be a USD amount. So you calculate the fee in USD but it comes out to either a cent or less than a cent.
Both these cause all sorts of problems with the numbers not adding up right due to rounding issues.

I could skip the fee altogether, but again then the software complains that coins are missing. (And the fee must be in USD so can't just be inferred from the missing coins it needs to be calculated beforehand).

What I've tried:
>GNUCash
can't just create arbitrary assets and autistic developers can't agree how to implement BTC

>ledger-cli
double entry system which can have arbitrary assets
really fucking difficult to use
I'd have to create some sort of script to do this with any accuracy and even then I don't trust I'm using it correctly.


What software can I use to handle this? Will quicken be able to calculate all of the above assuming I just give it amount of BTC, amount of ALT and BTC/USD price that day?

My gains from 2016 are not much to worry about tax wise, but I want to do it from the get since I'll need to track which pool coins are coming from anyways.

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is ANYTHING that is said in this box reliable?? i want to believe some of the things they're shilling and buy in for some easy profits but i just can't take it seriously