How to invest my first 1000 dollars

Put it all on BAY pussy

In all seriousness put 500 in ETH 250 in BAY and spend 250 on blow

Cryptocurrency,

1. Make coinbase account
2. Buy bitcoin
3. Transfer to bittrex
4.Double your money every two days

>>1909886
Cryptocurrencies

>>1909886
Open a brokerage account and start a 401K/IRA

Ignore the get rich quick crypto shills

Cryptocurrency,

1. Make coinbase account
2. Buy bitcoin
3. Transfer to bittrex
4.Double your money every two days

How u double your money every two days

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Don't use coinbase or kraken. Use Gemini founded by the winklevoss guy from facebook. Coinbase takes a week to get your money Gemini is instant. Ethereum is long term if you want to get rich put your money is golem,bitbay,pivx and anything you put in ethereum is going to 2x/3x in a year.

>>1909908
>yes after maxing out 401k/IRA you die 6 months later and social security is bankrupted. Good goy wage slaving at a cooperation for your whole life.

Fuck me. Its like I do not want to go all in on cryptos, stocks and win big on businesses. And never road trip across the continent, flying to your own tropical island and buying up 4 young teenage Ukrainian girls for fun and adventures you never get from an American wymyn in the 21st century., just like a wage slave middle class human NPC taxed to hell on a rental home you never would and never will.

>>1909887
This, buy couple hundreds on bitbay.

Worst case scenario, your will have max 20% loss.

Best case, your $100 can turn into $10.000 once it hits larger audience and people starting to use its marketplace.

I'd take that risk if I were you.

>>1909886
Gold, it will just get more expensive with time.
Scratch tickets cause hey you never know.
Just put it in a savings account

>>1909886
Depends how much work you want to put into multiplying it.

You could buy records and resell them to hipsters. You could just shove it in a bank account, term deposit. You could use it to start a very lean, bootstrap business.

How ambitious are you anon?

>>1909939
More realistically you'll end up living in a rented yurt with a dirt floor, if you're not already

Don't invest in anything until you have 6 months of expenses saved up.

>>1910030
That's actually not bad advice.
>tfw when /biz/ gets it right

>>1909939
>never road trip across the continent, flying to your own tropical island and buying up 4 young teenage Ukrainian girls for fun and adventures you never get from an American wymyn in the 21st century

sounds fun