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Check this shit out. I'm with a girl, things are going well, and she sees ma dick and she's like 'Uh...what's wrong with your dick?'

I was like 'I'm not circumcised'.

And she was 'Uh. no. I'm sorry, I don't think I can do this'

So I said 'OK. I'll be right back' and I go to the bathroom, and roll the skin back and rinse it off abit, and come back in with the head bare

She goes 'Oh! You fixed it! Ok!'

Sex education in the southern states is a fucking joke, but they got some hot-ass wimminz tho

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:40:23 Post No.722317323
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:40:23 Post No.722317323 [Report]

ahahahah

Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:43:14 Post No.722317549
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:43:14 Post No.722317549 [Report]

Well, I'd say fuck her brains out but someone obviously already did

Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:44:50 Post No.722317679
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You had to wash your dick before sex? lol
Like she thought it was weird so you washed your dick? LOLOLOL

AHAHAHAH

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:35:17 Post No. 722316971 [Report] [View this topic]

49 and i swear on my mum's life ill shoot my dick off with this
(pic related)

after 50 replies i wont do it

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:36:20 Post No.722317057
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>>722316971
Rollin, but you must live stream it op.

Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:37:20 Post No.722317123
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:37:20 Post No.722317123 [Report]

Time stamp gun and Dick first

Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:37:32 Post No.722317142
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:37:32 Post No.722317142 [Report]

>>722317057
Pics with timestamp

no livestreaming

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2017-02-13 06:02:27 Post No.722314784
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:02:27 Post No. 722314784 [Report] [View this topic]

Chokin'

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:10:04 Post No.722315268
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fingered and choked this drunk slut in the middle of downtown

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:26:01 Post No.722316337
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>>722316114
Nice, do you have more pics? Into choking aswell. Choke my girl during sex, till she passes out. She enjoys this, waking up while fucking with no clue how long she was out:)

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:03:07 Post No. 722314838 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello, /b/. I've been betrayed by somebody I considered a friend.
These past few months, I've been helping out a beta male in my college class. Everybody would make fun of him so I tried to keep him company. Turns out he's an absolute cunt. After I helped him find some friends, I find out that he's been shit-talking me and now many people who I've been casually conversing with think that I'm a fucking monster. Apparently, he told all the girls that have friendzoned him that I bully him as a way to get them to pity him.
I won't be damaged much by this, but it really hurts me how people who you do so much for can turn out to be absolute cunts to you. I guess he's a loner beta for a reason...

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:13:09 Post No.722315452
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:13:09 Post No.722315452 [Report]

I hope you learned your lesson about trying to have friends.

Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:20:40 Post No.722315972
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:20:40 Post No.722315972 [Report]

>>722314838
Wow, i thought people quit this shit in in middle/high school. You go to CC or a four-year uni?

Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:23:28 Post No.722316156
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:23:28 Post No.722316156 [Report]

Yeah, keep that in mind when you meet people like that. They're alone because no one likes them, and no one likes them because they're assholes. Excise him from your life like a cancer, or publicly humiliate him and expose his bullshit.

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:03:26 Post No. 722314856 [Report] [View this topic]

Does anyone has her leaks?

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:04:13 Post No.722314911
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:04:13 Post No.722314911 [Report]

Use the catalogue you lazy faggot.

Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:08:51 Post No.722315196
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:08:51 Post No.722315196 [Report]

>>722314911
What catalogue?

Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:12:03 Post No.722315393
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:12:03 Post No.722315393 [Report]

>>722314911
>>722314856
>>722315196
newfags incoming

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:51:57 Post No. 722314106 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't you own a gun?

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:53:21 Post No.722314185
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:53:21 Post No.722314185 [Report]

>>722314106

because in our country only gypsies and mafia are allowed to own guns

Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:54:02 Post No.722314226
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>>722314185
>When guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns

Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:55:30 Post No.722314317
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:55:30 Post No.722314317 [Report]

>>722314185
Albania?

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:59:17 Post No. 722314566 [Report] [View this topic]

If a nuclear war breaks out tomorrow, what's your plan, /b/?

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:03:32 Post No.722314867
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>>722314566
Go and rape someone

Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:04:40 Post No.722314943
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>>722314566
get nuked most likely

Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:09:40 Post No.722315237
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:09:40 Post No.722315237 [Report]

Pull out the folding chair and have a seat for the last time

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:40:59 Post No. 722313352 [Report] [View this topic]

any one here been to prison? did some time?
ive done 3 years for armed robbery..you?

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:44:50 Post No.722313613
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:44:50 Post No.722313613 [Report]

2.5 yrs as a juvenile. Worst shit ever, kids have less rights than adults.

Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:48:18 Post No.722313862
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:48:18 Post No.722313862 [Report]

how is the food in jail? that's the only thing really concerning me.

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:49:14 Post No.722313913 [Report]

>>722313862not op, but shit for the most part. Commissary will be the go too for snacks and shit.

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:54:26 Post No. 722314247 [Report] [View this topic]

I still can't understand why people are so upset with Trump and the White House. He's saving our country from utter destruction and is giving us jobs, money, a better education, and overall speaking the truth.

Why are people so fucking against it?

If people didn't want Trump as President, they should have voted against him and if people didn't want Trump he wouldn't HAVE GOTTEN ELECTED, but he did, because its the best possible outcome then any of the other choices

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:56:19 Post No.722314374
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:56:19 Post No.722314374 [Report]

But, Hilary DID get the popular vote

Donald trump just got the electoral college votes.

Not saying Hilary is better.

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:56:23 Post No.722314381 [Report]

Trump wants to take away our welfare. And we niggers did nut do nuthing!. We weill be ferced to stell moar. Fek trump!

Anonymous 2017-02-13 05:57:33 Post No.722314461
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>>722314247
Trump is white cis male. How much worse can you get ?.

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:02:36 Post No. 722314794 [Report] [View this topic]

Does /b/ solve?

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:19:45 Post No.722315905
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>>722314794
Havent in a while. In my prime id average at about 1:45 with simplified friedrich. Nothing special really

Anonymous 2017-02-13 06:25:24 Post No.722316286
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>>722314794
Yeah, takes me about 1:30 on average.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/