*glomp tackles you* X3
*nuzzles and notices your bulge* OwO
What's this?
My katana.
*Teleports Behind You* Nothing Personal, Kid
>>722310974
LMAO
My benis
its quite fun watching this slut get off in front of her mother
https://cha.turbate.com/valeriekross/
lets get this girls fat ugly mother involved
i would be proud
Hey /b/ I'm bored. Let's discuss aboit anything.
Fish are weird right?
I mean what the fuck is that
And look at this dumb bastard
I'M TIRED OF BEING A PUSSY
I look weak, skelly, skinny af, and there is no girl that pay attention to me.
I want to improve my looks and become "Chad".
I had a full sleeve tattoo and i going to the gym 5 days a weak, i want to know what the hell can i do to improve for girls.
HELP!
c'mon bump
>>722310161
>I had a full sleeve tattoo and i going to the gym 5 days a weak,
You should not. If you are exercising for strength, you should go every other day.
Or you can do cardio one day and strength the next one.
>>722310835
Post your routine /fit/izen
Pics you want more of cont. anyone have more of this joker girl?
ITT: Signs that a girl likes you.
>she marries you.
>>722310543
This is a bad assumption.
Some marry for money.
>>722310616
>all marry for money
ftfy
>>722310543
she suck your dick
about to lose my anal vcard, gay anons should i shave or good as is?
need feedback
Shave, a smooth hole is a lickable and fuckable hole
>>722309732
okay thanks
You're offered $20,000 to fuck my wife, balls deep for 15 minutes. Do you get laid & paid fam?
>>722308858
Nah...
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
>>722308858
I like the saggies, sure.
what's the catch?
otherwise yes. yes i would.
Family members you want to fuck. Pic related, it's my daughter. She was showing me a picture on her phone the other day and I went to incognito in chrome. There were 15+ tabs with gangbang, bbc, incest, and hardcore porn.
>>722310091
Did you find any nudes?
>>722310301
Only had the phone for a few seconds.
/b/, I need help
I have 3 lump sums of cash
There was 4, but I used the first one, ($110,000) to put a huge down payment on a condo, take care of my sick mom, pimp my fucking room, bought a car, etc etc.
I have 2 sums of 20,000 and one sum of 100,000.
Suggestions with what I should do with the money? Shitposting and serious long term answers welcome.
Put one of the sums of money in the bank. Gotta save something.
>>722309087
Of course. But I know you have to spend money to make money. Well, I have money and I wanna make money.
>>722308927
Can you help a anon out, I need 656 dollars
begginanon523@ gmail.com
Can we have a hot / cute panties thread?
>thisisrelevanttomyinterests.png
>>722309153
>>722309316
Beach and pool girls. GO GO GO
Built to fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSuB9e1MJQM
Why isn't Hillary in prison yet?
Thoughts, theories, ideas?
For all the treasonous acts, you think something would have been done about it by now.
Because I fucked your mom
>>722308796
Because the election is over - we care as much about sending Hillary to jail as much as we want to Trump to release his taxes
>>722309327
A typical Liberal response, this just raised my feeling of self-worth tenfold.
You have 30 seconds to explain why you aren't already in the Navy. Protip, you cant, scum bags.
>Sail the seven seas
>Get laid in every port
>Get paid for being a badass
>So much fucking money underway
>Learn valuable, lifelong skills
>Learn to work with lesbians from New York to refugees from Ghana
>Free college
>Working hours build character
>Better than being an unemployed Beta Boy
Can't prove me wrong, just try to. I dare you.
I hate spinach
>>722309534
>why you aren't already in the Navy
Because I'm not a homosexual, which is the first requirement to get into the Navy.
>>722309534
>>Get laid in every port
with men?
Share your GF/wife
>>722309721
Tight looking ass
>>722309578
what a wet hoe