Check this shit out. I'm with a girl, things are going well,

ahahahah

Well, I'd say fuck her brains out but someone obviously already did

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You had to wash your dick before sex? lol
Like she thought it was weird so you washed your dick? LOLOLOL

AHAHAHAH

Rinse it off a bit ahahaha
Good job anon
I too have washed my dick off in the sink
#heatofthemoment

>>722317679
Hes referring to smegma that accumulates. Under thee foreskin
#dickcheese

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>things that never happened

Either way, enjoy your shitty sex and little to no feeling from blowjobs.

I'm circumcised and I never see the"smegma"..

Anyone have pic ?

>>722317953
fucking google it you cunt

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>>722317218
>and rinse it off abit

>>722318831
Oooo thats gross.
What a faggot, had to go see the docter for that.
How embarressing

>>722317218
>retracting foreskin = circumcision
she's retarded.

>>722318831
He didnt wash daily, thats years of neglect and no sex right there

>>722317908
How would you c/uncutut fags know what each others penises can experience?

Magic?

Fuck off with your bullshit. Both sides.

>>722319014
Condition : phimosis. Two solutions, one simple, one overkill :

1. Retract the foreskin by mechanical force. Once done, wash every day.

2. Cut the foreskin by mechanical force. Once done, remove stitches. Wait for it to heal. Wash every day. Moisturize. Use lube for masturbation and sex. Enjoy decreased sensitivity.

>>722319026
So what? Intact its much better.

>>722319308
Are you telling me that retracting your foreskin temporarily (not cutting it off) makes you "non-intact" ?

>>722319409
Sorry forgot to quote

>she's retarded
That makes her easy ;-)

>>722317218
Nice bait. I do feel bad for guys with tight foreskins . Mine is easy going and free flowing. Makes for good grip (for the girls)

>>722317218
why do circumcised fags have the misconception that the foreskin stays folded out, when the cock is erect? It obviously folds back by itself when it's erect (especially if you're a grower), and then it almost looks like a uncircumsised one.

>>722319578
Yup. And feels much better too. Only mudslime fags should be cut.

>>722319806
They are mostly children of illiterates and now need to justify their mutilated dicks to everyone else.

ive heard and read from heaps of women that uncircumcised sex feels better. plus it feels better for the guy since its more sensitive. Harder to clean but hey its better than having a circumcised cock anyday.

>>722319839
Yeah that makes sense

>>722319806
>and then it almost looks like a circumsised one.
what I meant to say. derp

>>722319806
Pretty sure the size also effects this my skin never folds back whether I am erect or not its always under looks like I am circumcised when I am not, when I was younger though it did cover the head now it doesn't if I try to pull it up to cover it I can only get it about half way then it folds back down again.

They are mostly children of illiterates and now need to justify their mutilated dicks to everyone else. <this is so damn accurate my god hahahaa

>>722317549
underrated post

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>>722319839

>Oh! You fixed it! Ok!
Fucking murica. Why do most americans even circumcise? You're not all jews are you?

>>722319287
>moisturize
Nigga why would you lotion ur dick?

>>722320368
Because he cut out the part that keeps it nice and smooth. Now he needs lotion. Its like the old grandma whose skin is literally folding onto itself because her skin is too dry (age affects the quality of the skin, etc.)

>>722320216
Back when America was a retarded Christian caliphate, the same guy who made our Kellogg's cereal was 7th Day Adventist. He shilled for the practice thinking it was a good anti-masturbatory procedure but instead it remains as a retarded vestigial structure that's conditioned our women to think our penises are unnatural if uncut.

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I'm still having a hard time believing guys go around whipping their unwashed, smeg filled dicks out for grills. The smell should end any relationship right then and there.

>>722319806
Cutfags don't do their research. Some idiot misinterprets or makes something up and passes it on to others and the next thing you know, you get a ton of cut fags saying retarded shit like "mutant" or the baseless "muh smegma" argument.

>>722317218
bait

>>722320955
What about muh smegma

>>722321027
Wtf cunt.
Give me a thread that isnt bait.
Dumbfaggot

>>722321104
Only if you don't into hygeine

>>722320095

use some fucking commas and punctums

>>722317908
I'm circumcised, and sex/blowjobs feel great. It's silly how uncircumcised people will go to such lengths to try and explain how they are so much better off.

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>>722319211
dubs. and this.

>>722318831
this is how all cut people think uncuts are.
Stupid americans

>>722317218
Liar.

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>>722320663
concise and accurate.

>>722321104
>uncut fags are disadvantaged because their dicks are LOADED with smegma. I bet every uncut bastard has enough cheese to feed 18 generation of mice, like how can you live every day with so much smegma?
This argument is flawed for two reasons
1: smegma takes weeks to months to be noticeable on the dick, it's not instantaneous or constantly regenerating.
2: unless you suffer with phimosis, it isn't hard to quickly pull back the skin and wash while bathing.
In other words, uncut penises are *usually* just as smegma free as cut penises. Otherwise, it depends on the owner's hygiene.

>>722320955
I consider my foreskin an advantage, because when it's not erect, it's protected all the time. Also it's more sensitive, and if you're masturbating you have some skin to work with so you don't have apply lube just to be able to fap.

>>722322056
That's pretty much most foreskin fags, including myself.

>>722319287
I had phimosis and Bro, the first "solution" don't apply to me, I'm curcunsised and man, I really feel more sensitive now. I don't know where did you heard that you become less sensitive in the penis just cause you've get circunsicion. I'm curcunsised and my dick still sensitive.

Cut or uncut, if you don't wash shortly before you get around to whipping it out, you deserve to have chicks dump you. Would you put that stench in your mouth? Have some common sense dude.

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>>722317549
Amen and I bet he fucked her sisters too.

>>722323559
>Washes rod before sticking it in fish sandwich.

>>722318831
Y tho. Wash your dick, faggots

kek why do you keep posting this fake shit

>>722317218
Isn't genital mutilation culture fucking awful? it's like chopping a leg off to prevent the chance they you may break it later in life, and everyone around you going "dude you have 2 legs? that's gross!"

>>722318831
>americans can't wash themselves
Given it's yanks, I can believe that.

>>722323927
>>>722323559 (You)
>>Washes rod before sticking it in fish sandwich.
It goes both ways. She needs to wash up or she shouldn't expect oral from you either.
People of your preferred messing-around-with gender with clean bodies are fun to mess around with. Stinky ones aren't.

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>>722317218
Please mention Foregen. Just spread tbis picture around and every man can get their foreskin back bretty fuccing soon ok.

why do people care so much about this

its entirely trivial