If a nuclear war breaks out tomorrow, what's your plan, /b/?

>>722314566
Go and rape someone

>>722314566
get nuked most likely

Pull out the folding chair and have a seat for the last time

>>722314867
This.

Shitpost on /b/

>>722314566
kill my bitch ass ex

maybe fuck her too, depends on what day it is

hopefully be very close to the blast zone so i never know it happens.

>>722314566
Run towards the blast

>>722314566

I'd drive off a bridge steering a vbied towards a refugee camp full of survivors while jacking off in slow motion to the flower duet by lakme and become an hero

Yell Hitler did nothing wrong in a jew area and hope they run after me for the lulz.

Considering where I live? Die, probably.

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>>722315237
this.

if there is a global nuclear war, the planet most likely is going to end up so fucked that it wont be liveable for anything other than cockroaches and scorpions and such, and thus theres no point to go full innawoods because we would all die anyway in the end.

so its batter to enjoy the final show

>>722314943
+1

Chill, and wait for it to blow me up. Maybe panic at first and then realise that its all out of my hand anyways.

>>722314566
Masturbate. I was going to anyway. Why change my plans?