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Anonymous
2017-02-13 08:57:01 Post No.722327898
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So /b/ my dad never told me that I was supposed to retract the foreskin while showering or sex or anything I found out on my own at the age of 18 (like a few months ago lel)
So this is the third day of showering with my dick out, been letting it get fresh air after a shower for about 20 mins too and it's still very sensitive, so my question is how long did it take you to get used to touching your dick?

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:59:43 Post No.722328115
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>>722327898
month maybe, more for it to don't be a problem

Anonymous
2017-02-13 08:37:40 Post No.722326326
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:37:40 Post No. 722326326 [Report] [View this topic]

Who else hates this 'meme'?

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:39:48 Post No.722326502
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Ok I'm lost

Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:40:48 Post No.722326579
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:40:48 Post No.722326579 [Report]

I know! Post it more!

Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:42:01 Post No.722326670
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>>722326326
I take offense at even suggesting this could be called a meme, it is the normiest thing to have ever been used, more normie than Harambe, gangnam style whinnie, or "what are those"

Anonymous
2017-02-13 08:31:02 Post No.722325856
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:31:02 Post No. 722325856 [Report] [View this topic]

She and I do hardcore videos
Anyone interested?
What do you guys like seeing?
I want to get some requests?

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:32:36 Post No.722325969
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>>722325856
facial plz

Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:32:51 Post No.722325985
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:32:51 Post No.722325985 [Report]

cowgirl pls

Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:33:06 Post No.722326007
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>>722325856
yes of course
cum on her nice face

Anonymous
2017-02-13 08:33:33 Post No.722326036
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:33:33 Post No. 722326036 [Report] [View this topic]

My girlfriend is always dtf, loves sex (in the basic physical way) and lets me do stuff to her, but she never comes up with anything on her own, and only half-heartedly participates in the stuff I think of.

She has a pessimistic life view that spills into the bedroom. Whenever I ask if she has any ideas or fantasies she just says "We tried everything already" or if I suggest something all I get is "Eh, I guess, but it sounds lame." and that sets us up for failure before we even start.

Everything that we like, every position, every act, I came up with on my own and had to make her do it a few times before she warmed up to it. I'm tired of it, and I just want her to have an idea or show some interest and enthusiasm. Yes, we've talked about this, and her answer is always "Well, what do you want me to do?" I tell her that I want her to have her own passion for something, anything, I don't care what as long as SHE is excited and she doesn't fucking get it.

Her lack of enthusiasm for anything other than "pound and cum" is making me lose enthusiasm, and it's getting to the point where I'd rather just send her home early and jerk it to porn.

How can I fix this?

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:35:35 Post No.722326191
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i get laid like once a month, and its shit anyways.
lighten up and be happy you get to have sex

Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:36:50 Post No.722326268
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:36:50 Post No.722326268 [Report]

Stop coming up with new stuff.

Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:37:47 Post No.722326335
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>>722326036
get a new hole

Anonymous
2017-02-13 08:42:00 Post No.722326667
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:42:00 Post No. 722326667 [Report] [View this topic]

Hilter did nothing wrong.

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:42:34 Post No.722326715
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>>722326667
agreed

Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:43:02 Post No.722326759
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WHy did he lose then? Must have been some tactical moves that were not right for that to happen. HMMMMMM??

Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:43:08 Post No.722326766
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>>722326667
White people are better

Anonymous
2017-02-13 08:43:05 Post No.722326762
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:43:05 Post No. 722326762 [Report] [View this topic]

the game

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:43:46 Post No.722326818
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Fuck you

Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:55:37 Post No.722327775
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>>722326762
Top kek

Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:57:20 Post No.722327923
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The faggot

Anonymous
2017-02-13 08:47:57 Post No.722327151
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:47:57 Post No. 722327151 [Report] [View this topic]

Help me write part of my suicide note.
The rules are dubs gets a sentence.
I will attach this letter to my "don't blame yourself" note.

Have fun with it, I plan my suicide after Feb 20th.

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:48:55 Post No.722327219
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>>722327151
Dear President Trump.

Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:50:54 Post No.722327357
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>>722327151
This is all your fault

Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:53:56 Post No.722327620
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gas the jews and nigger, heil hitler

Anonymous
2017-02-13 08:38:21 Post No.722326390
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:38:21 Post No. 722326390 [Report] [View this topic]

I went on a nude beach with my family yesterday, ask me anything.

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:54:40 Post No.722327698
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Did you fuck your mom?

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>>722327698

Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:57:33 Post No.722327941
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>>722327698
Nope. I saw her completely naked though.

Anonymous
2017-02-13 08:26:36 Post No.722325510
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:26:36 Post No. 722325510 [Report] [View this topic]

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:41:12 Post No.722326612
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ein mal "I <3 Exotix"

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handstand bitte

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2017-02-13 08:33:47 Post No.722326059
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:33:47 Post No. 722326059 [Report] [View this topic]

/b/, i need help getting laid. I am seriously the fucking worst at flirting/getting laid. I genuinely need help. I'm like a 6'2 overweight nerdy English government techie. Any tips?

pic related, a match i got recently.

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:35:35 Post No.722326189
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also forgot to mention 69 decides what i say

Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:36:57 Post No.722326275
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>>722326059
Embrace your inner asshole. Don't appear too desperate - girls can spot it a mile off. Negging works too. Try and turn the conversation around to sex without getting too sleazy. The impression you need to give is that you're interested, but you've got other offers and she isn't that special.

Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:37:01 Post No.722326279
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>>722326059
Well seeing as she looks downy and dumb there's no way you can fuck this up. Just pretend you're super interested in everything she has to say and tell her she's hot but be kind of a dick and ignore her for moderate to long periods of time.

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2017-02-13 08:51:35 Post No.722327421
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:51:35 Post No. 722327421 [Report] [View this topic]

HUNGER GAMES

FEUDAL JAPAN

FIRST 36 GO IN

-Spanks

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:51:56 Post No.722327461
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Spanks

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Your Mom

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>>722327421
lil hitler

Anonymous
2017-02-13 08:03:09 Post No.722323643
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:03:09 Post No. 722323643 [Report] [View this topic]

"bitch" is an insult in english and a couple other languages

so, what is it about a female dog that made this word an insult?

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:04:11 Post No.722323722
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>>722323643
They're normally very aggressive and cruel compared to male dogs.

Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:05:26 Post No.722323816
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>>722323643
And dogs are lowly creatures. You know. Animals.

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>>722323816
Calling someone a deer is a compliment though

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2017-02-13 08:09:19 Post No.722324133
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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:09:19 Post No. 722324133 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey b

Ever since my gf cheated on me I've been treating her as cruely as I can. I don't stop berating her till she Cries for at least 30 mins straight. Then I kiss her, make her feel like I forgive her, fuck her and start mentally abusing her again

Am I doing good or should I stop?

Ps.the past couple days she's apologized a shit ton and is miserable every day

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Anonymous 2017-02-13 08:20:21 Post No.722325036
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