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Chunky Emily from last thread
>>722308131
/b/ I really need help understanding this. Is the reason that the subreddit /r The_Donald is such a fucking delusional shitfest that there is a large overlap between that sub and this board?
I mean it's full of angry low IQ idiots who primarily communicate in memes and are angry at the rest of the world because they can't get laid. Just like /b/.
Lol hillery lost bigly
inb4 shitstorm
liberalism is a fucking mental disease, eating away at the brains of it`s host.
when i was 17, my friend had a uncle and they lived a few min. out of town.
we used to go there to and watch the uncle get drunk and pass out then we took the beers that was left.
one time me and my friend was cruising up there on our bikes we noticed the uncle had a woman there (ugly, drunken) so i thought that we just wait untill they pass out then we get the beer and go..
but after a few hours when the uncle passed out she was still awake, sitting there in the couch "mummbelin" words that no one understood.
so we started to drink with her and incited her alot...
and after a while she passed out.
as usually my friend was on watch while i stuffed our backpacks full with beer and boose... but this time it was different.
i noticed that my friend was not in the doorway as he usually was, i put my bags down and went for him.
when entering the livingroom i saw his uncle sleeping in the bed and his woman sleeping in the couch.
and next to the woman was my friend, he had his hands inside her pants....
i almost freaked out!!! WTF!!!
he told me to be quiet, i did not know what to do.... so i turned around and went back to the backpacks to "secure" the beer... when i was done and the bags here filled i put the bags near the exit and looked back in the room.
this time my friend was standing next to her head whit his cock out.
this time i was a bit cooler, looked at his uncle (he was waaaay gone) so i went up to him and felt her titts.... they felt wounder full (even though she smelled like an alkoholic and looked like shit) so i started to play around with them a little at the same time my friend came on her face.
i told him to have a lookout for his uncle then i slowly brought my hand down inside her pants to her ugly cunt....
i felt around for a while and noticed that she was wet as hell, i remeber thinking.... i wounder how it would feel putting my dick inside of her,
at this time my friend dident care annymore, he was in the toilet washing his dick, i gently brought
>>722307318
Please continue
my cock out infront of her and started to wank a little.... one hand on my dick the other inside of her....
she was still almost as she was dead, but i could se her breathing, whit open mouth...
after a while when i got bored of fingering her i started to finger her in her mouth with the same hand i just had in her vagina.
at this time i got a little bored and thought i need to take her pants of...
so i slowly unbuttoned her pants a bit more until they where loose enough to pull down.
at this exact moment i got this chill in my body like someone is watching me, so i turned around to look for my friend and for the uncle.
the uncle was still waaay gone but my friend was in the kitchen drinking beer.
there i was with my dick out infront of a totaly uknown shitdrunk ugly cunt with her pants pulled a bit down....
when i turned back i saw that she was about to wake up!!
me being so afraid of her quickly tried to get my dick back in and at the same time putting her pants back up.... to late!
she opends her eyes and sees me, my heart is pounding so fucking hard! and also my dick!
she sees my dick, and she is probably as surprised as i was.
she whispers to me.....
what are you trying to do?... fuck me?
me being so afraid i couldent answer i just tried getting my hard cock back in my pants-
she was to drunk to move but she felt that her pants was halfway off.... she looked at me and said (these worlds i will never forget) "you are not stoping now are you?"
she grabbed me by the leg and pushed my closer to her, (i had started to back of from her)
i was stone!
i could not move!
i could not move a single muscle...
Continue m8
name my band /b/
Skinny Nigger and The Faggots
The Inbreds
The Grade Schoolers
Lunch time fap time.
Cant complete your roll. Post your cock with a time stamp saying "I am a worthless whore"
rooollll
>>722307086
roll?
BLACKED THREAD
POST YOUR IMAGES, GIFS, WEBM's...
White girls like blacks.
Alrighty then! ;^)
Loli thread #7 Can we continue it from yesterday
is that a nutsack?
NEW CELEBRITY THREAD
The three words you've been hoping to hear, ladies and gentleman. Get it here and post the good stuff.
Taylor Swift - best celeb
I want to hear real storys from people who just wasted their lives after highschool. doing nothing sitting at home.
It somehow motivates me when iam sad about my life
Me:
18
living in nice 100m2 flat in middleuropean city
Working as a chef
Had a short phase of half a year where i only stayed at home and did nothing. Luckyli i didnt smoke weed back then:
>>722305864
Turned 30 last Thursday.
Partied, fucked, raved, drank... basically had a fucking pretty good party life for the last 14 years.
Been to loads of raves and festivals, fucked loads of women... generally had a fun life.
Now I'm 30 unemployed living back at home with my parents.
In hindsight... should have got a career rather than taking acid at breakcore raves.
Was fucking fun though.
>>722305864
>18
>chef
kek
>>722306059
How happy are you with not getting carereer and doing something with your live?
Can you describe me your daily scedule?
>>722306085
Iam more like a apprentice but work nearly 45 hours a week and iam pretty good at my job
The first BLACKED President of United Fatties
This is pure genius.
>mfw all the triggered /pol/tards will rush to this thread and leave the rest of /b/ alone
>>722305813
Citation required.
Aint facism grand?
Petite bodies
bumb
Would you like a happy ending from this prostitute /b/?
>>722306485
yea, what's her name?
Rekt thread, gimme your best /b/ros
Nude dropbox linkz. Pls bump.
bbbump
Op here- Im a huge faggot