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Sup fags, gonna give you guys a good greentext read about how i got fucked in the feels. First some gay backstory

>be me, fat yet alpha, 7/10, virging cuck
>normally chill with normie friends in our cars after work in a parking lot
>don't normally interact with any qt3.14's unless at a party
>few relationships but nothing mature or lasting
>pretty chill life, easy job, no stress and good pay
>all this changed when my normie fag friend (can call him henry) bought out some girl (call her bub)
>he'd been talking to bub for a few weeks but whenever she was out she bought her other friend (call her shitter)
>now shitter was pretty damn good looking, imo a 9/10 qt3.14. 5"8, blonde hair, hazel eyes. Real good looking chick

Fyi, this is the chick that fucked me in the feels like a big burly black dude who's been on the roids for a month whilst edging himself

>continue this process for about a week
remember we used to chill in the cars every night
>one night shitter comes over in to my car and asks if i could drop them off
>henry has to dip home early, something about being gay
>I agree to take shitter and bub home
>driving home with spaghetti falling out of interior lights
>think nothing else of it
will cont

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Fb fap thread
Facebook fap thread

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Shouldn't share cont'd

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i just lost my virginity to an escort

ask me anything

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creepshot thread

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Straight shota dump still going, still have drawn to do and then will post some SFM

Continued from >>731396462

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funny sex stories

>be me
>meet 19 yr old qt314^2
>her pussy smells like velvet
>her body is carved out of marble - track for 4 years
>its the 2nd time we're hooking up
>both blotto
>"its really hard for me to cum in general. don't worry"
>a fucking challenge.
>determined to make her cum no matter what
>edgy drunk foreplay ensues
>fuck her gently, intimately, kiss her passionately
>piledrive her into oblivion with her face between my couch cushions
>fold her into fetal posish for maximal cervial destruction
>i'm panting like a chihuahua locked in a minivan in a texas august
>nothing. no orgasm.
>she smiles at me as if saying "told you"
>okay bitch!
>start eating that pussy like an autist on bath salts
>fuck the alphabet game
>lapping at this pussy like parched german shepards just released from the minivan
>do the "come hither"
>do the "pacman"
>im playing piano inside this pussy
>"oh anon. oh anon. oh god please dont stop. please"
>clam lapping intensifies
>cant feel my arm, fingers, tongue, face
>by now half the bed is a puddle
>weird taste enters my mouth
>"Oh ANON OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!!"
>idgaf. activate anerobic fast twitch muscle fibers
>allahu ahkbar.
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
>symphonies to my ears
>victory tastes motherfucking sweet
>look at bed
>bed covered in blood
>forgot to mention she was lowkey still on her period
>pic related. my face, but worse

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Dubs decides Louise Belcher's fate.

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Be honest /b/ am I fat

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On/off thread

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I turned 22 today
I have no friends
trips decides how I spend today

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ask a cuck anything

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Celeb thread V2

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What is your best "would you rather"?