What is your best "would you rather"?

>>731393781
Would you rather become that for it to be something or would you rather try and do that for it to be done

Would you rather be a full blown nigger or be beheaded by isis

>>731393969
Yes

>>731393969
Banana
>>731394105
beheading. At least i stop stinking after some time rotting underground

>>731394105
Guess I'm losing my head.

>>731393781
Your dick is one inch into your mothers vagina, and your dads dick is one inch into your arsehole. Would you rather go forwards or backwards to escape.

>>731394379
KEK yes anon! good one, lad!

>>731394379
Forward. At least i wont be a fucking faggot! The real question is, how do i get in a Situation like this?

>>731393781
Would you rather run the ball or pass?

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>>731393781
would you rather live as a neet & alone with a standard of living drasticly higher than all other countries.

Or Work hard for 20y and get the house you always wanted. Possibly becoming a millionare by chance during the first 15y.

>>731393781
would you rather have dicks for fingers and a normal dick or a finger for a dick and normal fingers?

>>731393781
Would you rather be gangbanged by some Gorillas, or be ripped to death by a Grizzly?

>>731394379
Neither, I just turn either left or right

would you rather lose a hand or have your leg cut off just above the knee

>>731394671
will i get pleasure from my 10 dick fingers?

>>731394576
drugs and global warming

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>>731394379

>>731394576
>at least i wont be a fucking faggot
but you will be a motherfucker

>>731394830
of course, they are fully functioning.

Would you rather be black or be a full-blown faggot (Shemales are not an option)

>>731394671
>>731395000

Full dick mode, gonna becom a pornstar live out of it

Would you rather have a 1 inch penis and a million in the bank at all times no matter how much you spend, or a nine inch monster but never more than a thousand in the bank no matter how much you work.

For the spergs who won't get into the spirit of the game: No investing, getting paid in gold or dogecoin, or any other bullshit. Basically you'll never be rich but always be hung.

>>731395239
but it might be awkward if you met a cutie and got a little, uh, excited? pre-cum seeping errywurr.

would you rather be black or asian

>>731395239
but i fully respect your dickcision, gotta own it.

>>731395578
asian

>>731394979
Wont be the first, wont be the last.
>>731395121
faggot, those Homos are good at a lot of things! Niggers are just good at killing each other and dindunuffin
>>731395288
are you serious? the whores will jump at my mini penis! gimme the money!

>>731394733
It's a would you rather, don't be shitty.

>>731394821
Hand. I'd get a big horrible claw

>>731395523
Wear gloves. Problem solved.

>>731393781
Would you rather slide naked down a fireman's pole covered in tacks into a pool of scotch or cheese grate the skin off your torso?

Might as well post some classics.

Would you rather have sex with a horse and nobody would ever know or not have sex with a horse and everybody is certain you did forever?

>>731395288
I'm taking the money. I'm already good enough with my fingers and mouth. Plus, look on the bright side, every blowjob would be balls deep.

>>731396160
Not if she's a caterpillar.

>>731394821
leg any day; onehanded masturbating seems...unpractical

>>731395954
firemans pole...i guess it would be over faster, and I do like Whiskey!
>>731395578
......asian
>>731396102
Id bang that Animal! Reputation is everything

>>731396102
Same one, but this time your mother

>>731396102
what? so be known as a horsefucker or not basically?
Fuck that horse, literally; if im into it, all the better, if not, hell noone says i am a horsefucker and trying things isnt all bad, right?

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>>731396346
Be gentle anon

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>>731393781
>One morning, your gf wakes up, and she's in your moms body.
>your mom wakes up that same morning, and she is in your gfs body.
>after seeing a voodoo doctor or some shit, they tell you, the only way to get them back to their respective bodies, is YOU HAVE TO FUCK ONE OF THEM.

Would you rather fuck your girlfriend, who's consciousness is in your moms body?
Or your mom, who's consciousness is in your girlfriends body?

>>731396530
Sure i will be gentle, even iwll use some vaseline
>>731396504
>>731396539
Wtf is your problem with your Mother Anon? Watch some Mother Son Porn and calm the fuck down

Would you rather eat a taco or burrito

Would you rather fuck your mom in a king sized bed or a queen sized bed?

>>731396921
Double Whopper
>>731397195
I would your Mother in her mouth

>>731394576
Uhh your dad's dick is already inside you, too late.

>>731393781
WWYR:
Go down on Caitlyn Jenner or go down on Michelle Obama?

>>731398330
Jenner, if I have the choice, id rather fuck a Human.

>>731394657
1st choicw

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Your dick is 3 inches into your mother in front of you, and your dad is 3 inches into your ass behind you....

Would you rather move 3 inches forward, or 3 backwards?

>>731394379
>>731398694

>>731396539
My mom is dead. So I'd literally fuck anything to spend one more day with her.

Would you rather be a nigger and be too stupid to know it, or be a respectable and productive black man but have the daily pain of everyone looking down on you as a nigger?

>>731399544
"productive black man" you mean picking cotton?

>>731398330
Meh they both got dicks anyway

>>731394379
I curl into a ball whilst pulling my asshole and mouth away from my parents. I then roll like a ball out of the room and into my bed. I wait for breakfast to discuss the situation and compromise on a deal. What an interesting day that would be.

would you rather be cucked by your girlfriend/wife by a nigger or a muslim

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Would you rather have a constant feeling of drug withdrawal or be homeless.

>>731400572

homelessness could be fix as long as you're not an addict. I've been homeless before.

>>731400148
She can have a dead Muslim

>>731400633
all homeless anons should be equipped with nuclear suicide strapons and send deep into niggerrika

>>731393781
would you rather have sex with your dad once or be forced to watch him have sex every day

>>731399544
productive at least i won't commit suicide by cop that way

>>731398875
Looks like you didnt reply to that post

>>731396539
Just pull a Cosby on the gf body and nobody's the wiser.

>>731393781
Tounge kiss a lizard, or take a shower in Bills bathroom.

>>731400572
homeless, i can work my way up
>>731400826
i guess id have to bang him once.... and than find a way to erase those memorys

Would you eather eat chocolate that tastes likr shit or eat shit that tastes like chocolate?

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>>731393781

>>731401557
chocolate

>>731396523
PLOTWIST
you have to fuck it with your ass

>>731400572
Fuck opiate withdrawal, I'd rather be black than go through that again

>>731394379
I wouldn't be able to go any further forward, so I'd have to go back.

>>731403669
kek

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>>731393781
Would you rather die by being left out at sea, swimming for days, or lost in the woods hunted by wolves that will eat you alive?
No shark is coming to kill you if you're at sea, you will swim until you die. And no matter how manly or clever you are, you cannot kill off the wolves, you can only run and try to fight them off when they catch up, and they will never give up or choose other prey.

>>731396102
Obviously have secret sex with the horse. Assuming it's not going to kick me.

>>731399544
People don't look down on you if you don't act like a nigger. I choose the oreo route.

>>731404432
Sea
>float on back
>chill with turtles
>ride some dolphin
>embrace death
>think of my loved ones as I sink

pretty comfy

But if there would be sharks I would say woods because fuck sharks

>>731401210
This guy's knows how to get shit done

>>731394379
forward
the feel of my dad's cock in my ass seems a lot more memorable than the feel of my mom's pussy

>>731404432
so I cannot kill them but fend them off? I will live as a Monkey, high up in the trees!

>>731404943
you think your survival instinct is going to just let you drown? you will panic and keep swimming until you're completely exhausted.
Also enjoy that thirst

>>731405045
none of the trees are low enough, and if any are there's a mountain lion in them. No, the mountain lion will not fight the wolves.
You fight them off with your fists and any sticks you have around for 5 more minutes of painful life your you get torn to pieces slowly, but at least your death will be relatively quick compared to 3 days of almost drowning.

>>731405137
>you think your survival instinct is going to just let you drown?
Take a deep breath and swim as far down as you can until you´re exhausted and your body screams for air.
Fill your lungs with water.

>Also enjoy that thirst
m8 the whole sea is made of water