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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

anyone got some good insults or slurs for gingers.
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>>731370437
niggers
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I honestly have nothing against gingers unless they're Jewish. Also, ginger girls are hot.
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>>731370437
Gingers are allowed to use the same insults as everyone else you racist fuck

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Trips and i cut my dick, quads and i cut my dick OFF. Will livestream through tinychat room "stump"
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Been done before, come up with something better like 1000 degree cut
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1000 DEGREE KNIFE VS DICK(GONE WRONG)
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>>731370910
Cut it off. I've thought about cutting mine off. I have problems getting it up so it's pretty much worthless.

my littlle sister has been acting weird all week
Always in the bathroom, drawing all day but not showing drawings to me, avoiding eye contact, etc.
I figured this was because she got grounded and took her tablet back because it's been mi ssing.
Just a while ago I was taking out the recycling I found 3 cards and noticed the sloppy writing,
Me being nosy about my siblings business decided to read all of them.
As I read the first line my heart dropped, I slowly realized these were suicide notes and couldn't believe it.
Ii stared at them for a good 5 minutes before my emotions kicked in and I started pretty much sobbing.
Mmy parents found me crying and now have the cards and are talking to her in the bathroom so I can't take pictures of them, but from what I remember they said
"dad, Im sorry I'm so so sorry. I love you and thank you for being so good to me for all my life, I can't do this anymore and I'm sorry for how often I fuck up"
then the next addressed to my mom
"I'm sorry for what I'm about to do mom, I hope you're not the first one to find my body. I'm sorry I can't be good and I have too many things I keep secret from you. All the scrapes I said the dogs gave me was a lie. I've been depressed for a while im so sorry. I hope the baby (my mom is currently pregnant) if its a he or she ends up healthy and happy"
The last one was for me
"Dear anon, I love you so much even though we don't always get along and I know youll probably be the most sad but I really feel like this was meant to happen. I hope you and my siblings never do what I'm about to do. This is it for me. I LOVE YOU ALL"
She's only 11 I didn't expect this at all my heart is absolutely broken. I don't really know whatj to do i just needed to vent this shit has me in disbelief
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Get fucked
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>>731368859
Op, if i could give you a hug, i would. The only thing you can do right now is try to be there for your sister, help her to get help, she needs you to guide her and protect her.

Stay strong op
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>>731368859
You're a punk ass bitch tbh

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nnice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'dd lovee to blow a load in her ass
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this is the artt of sucking:D.

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Pics you shouldn't share part 3!
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Little sumpthin for the preggo fans!
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Looking for most of her if anyone has it

How do you marry a Japanese chick?
pros and cons?
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>>731370123
I live in Japan.

You don't, OP, unless you are willing to let yourself be exploited for ridiculous traditional modes of family.

You better have a damn good job to support a family damn well.

It's not worth it. Don't let the porn fool you.

Just try to live your own life.
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>>731370365
are they more obedient anon?
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>>731370457
More obedient than whom?

I grew up in Charleston, SC, USA, and I can say 100% that the women I've met here have been more deferential to me.

Now that doesn't mean they want to be obedient, but nonetheless, that's the roll almost all women have played in my life these past three years.

It helps if you're taller, attractive, well-groomed, well-dressed, etc.

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Hey
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>>731366373
you are a strange looking one aren't you
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>>731366373
what is this smile lol
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>>731366373
Tits and time stamp or gtfo

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Reaction Images Thread
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ITT: The greatest greentexts of all time

Everything from straight autism to pure feels, share what you have /b/ros, because i need new stuff since my computer was taken from me.
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>be OP
>be a fag

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WWYD?

i'd start by making her clean her room, then fucking her
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>>731368657
Me too. Except between the room cleaning and the fucking I would probably add 'age 5 years.'
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>>731368760
how old do you want her to be?
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>>731368815
Don't care anymore. Didn't put it together that she was AZN. Not interested. But I do enjoy a clean bedroom so I'd probably still have her pick up a bit.

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Can We please do something about #FireColbert? If anyone said anything half as bad as he did about Obama, they wouldn't have gotten away with it. Whether you like Trump or not, he's trying his hardest and getting results. I'm begging you glorious fuckers to get this guy fired.
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>>731369234
An hero please
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>>731369234
What is wrong with you? Seek help.
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>>731369234
I wish he would get fired. He's a libtard moron.

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nezuei.tumblr.com
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nnice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'dd lovee to blow a load in her ass
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this is the artt of sucking:D.

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YLYL comment raid all way down the page

http://www.fearof.net/fear-of-bananas-phobia-bananaphobia/
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Alexandra says
February 13, 2016 at 3:40 pm

I got my bananaphobia from watching a FORMER friend eat a banana and then pushing it through her teeth and then spitting it out. I threw up and haven’t been able to be in the same room as one ever since.
I even once sat next to a woman on a plane and she was about to eat one and I hyperventilated and almost fainted, thank god my friend was with me or I don’t know what I would have done. *shudder*

Rose says
April 28, 2016 at 8:59 pm

Wow I never realised anyone else feared bananas? I always thought I was a bit odd being so scared of them. Nice to know I’m not the only one lol
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>>731369095
delete this thread now or i will meme on this thread harder than you think
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Pritesh Shah says
March 15, 2017 at 10:23 am

I also share a phobia of bananas, which i have been mocked my entire life. When i was younger, older relatives would find it funny to sneak behind me and shove a banana in my face just to see my reaction. It would really get me worked up and i went through so many emotions whilst everyone would piss themselves with laughter at my expense

wuhhahahahah

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s/fur
If you get a particular set of dubs first you get to determine what everyone with identical dubs has to do
Also, New Zealand thread apparently
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Can I define what everyone else has to do when they get trips?`
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Lonely in Wellington here
Snuggle me
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>>731369446
Close enough, I humbly admit defeat.

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If an alien space ship were to land right in front of you and it's occupants asked you to come with them forever, what would you do and why?
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>>731365256
Leave because there's nothing for me here.
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>>731365256

Yes and because it can't be worse than this. They obviously understand my plight. They speak English. They have a space ship. I see no reason not to.
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>>731365256
I'd go because I would learn more about the universe than I ever could staying on earth

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