Sup fags, gonna give you guys a good greentext read about how

Bump for interest

Hard bumping

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>roll on the next day
>friend asks if I can pick shitter and bub up, I agree
>message shitter because slidingintodms.jpeg
>she gives me address to go get them and I head out
>once i have shitter and bub we meet henry
>bub vacates my luscious vehicle but shitter stays
>me and shitter start to make conversation
>talk about music, work, life in general
>have the same music taste and sense of humor
>mrw this qt3.14 is making conversation with me
>notice that shitter's phone is constantly buzzing whilst talking to her
>reality sets in and realise that I have pretty slim chances
>more alpha guys than me are hitting her up
>night passes real quick and before long shitter goes back to henry for a ride home with bub
>I head home, thinking nothing of shitter because i'm convinced nothing will happen
>continue this for the next few days, chilling with shitter in my car, bub with henry
>getting closer to shitter, talking over fb now and then and just joking about
>ffw a couple weeks and shit starts to get deep
>chilling in some other shitty car park with shitter in my car
>random car rolls around and some niggermonkey gets out
>starts banging my windows, something about her being his gf or some shit
>niggermonkey tells shitter to get out of the car else he will drag her out
>engagealphamode.mov

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>Get out of vehicle, trying not to slip on spaghetti from wheel arches
>stride towards niggermonkey
>niggermonkey raises arm and explains how he is suddenly not a fighter and doesn't want any trouble
faggot couldnt see i was 6"4 fat alpha because i was leaning back in chair
>niggermonkey gets back in his car and drives off
>shitter rubs me on the arm
'Thanks, anon, me and him aren't even together anymore'
>Spaghetti spills from every crevice in my body but i manage to suck it back in like peter griffin with his farts
>say it's no problem, try to sound alpha saying something about how i'd knock him flat
>shitter laughs and looks at me with her glistening hazel eyes
'Yeah, you look like you'd take him'
>look at arm and see she is still holding it
>shitter notices too and quickly removes grip
>wontwashthatarmagain.zip
>shitter kind of wants to go home now, says how she is pretty tired and feels bad for what happened
>on the way to drop her off she asks for my number because I didn't have the balls to ask for hers
>obtain shitter's number and chalk it as a win
>get to shitter's house and she tells me to text her when I'm home
noods?

>>731396119
bump

>>731396119
bump

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>begin driving home, thinking about shitter
>think about her gripping my arm
why didn't you tense your arm anon you cuck
>start to think that maybe shitter is kind of in to me
>accept that I am kind of falling for her
>get home and message shitter
'Hey shitter, it's anon, you ok?'
>wait for reply for 10 minutes until phone does the old buzzerino texterino noise
'Hey Anon, thanks so much for sticking up for me, niggermonkey and I aren't together, we broke up about 3 weeks ago, I promise.'
>wonder why she's so insistent on clarifying that they're seperated.
>make another attempt at being alpha
'I don't really mind, it wasn't until he threatened you that I started getting pissed off'
>Shitter takes long to reply, maybe she isn't that interested?
'Yeah, thanks again anon, can you get me again tomorrow?'
>alloftheyes.pdf
>say our goodnights and head to bed
>thinking of shitter, how much we have in common
>extremely happy when i'm with shitter, would sit and talk 24/7 with her
let me just try and phrase how attractive i thought this girl was
>5"4, hazel eyes, shoulder length blonde hair, a body like an hour glass, curving at her ass and snapping back at her stomach
>decent sized tiddies, amazing smile and laugh, just perfect
>couldn't get enough of being around her at this point

Hard bump

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>Next day, finishing work
>message shitter and ask what time to pick her up
>tells me about 9pm
this was the normal time for us all to go out and chill
>get home and literally looking forward to picking her up
>completely accept the fact that I've completely fallen for this girl now
>decide to go to sleep so that the time to get her comes around quicker
Yes, I was this much of a faggot
>set alarm for 8pm to allow me time to get ready
>alarm rings, i get ready and throw on the most expensive cologne I have
>driving to get shitter, once again I am the happiest I have been all day
>so intensely happy just to sit in a car park and talk, unbelievable
>get to shitters house and she gets in, tight jeans and a jacket she normally wears
>head over to the usual parking lot we chill in, meet bub and henry there too
>few hours pass, chilling with shitter and enjoying myself
>alas, it all comes to an end when fucking niggermonkey comes around again
>he starts yelling yet again about how I've stole his gf
>before I can do anything, shitter yells at him
Niggermonkey! Me and anon are just friends! Stop being a cunt!
>just a friend
>I slouch back in to my seat, the words stabbing me like a Hattori Hanzo sword to the ribs
>niggermonkey walks off
I am the true loser here
>Go over the words in my head
>was she saying that to make niggermonkey fuck off?
>does she just see me as a friend
>have I caught one way feelings?
God, I'm such a faggot
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>>731397123
More

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>>731397824
you?

>>731397824
This is why i can hardly get a gf. I always try to fuck them within the first few dates so i don't have the hassle of being friendzoned, because i don't wanna cone in situations like OP, but it makes connecting pretty shitty.

Cont
>Tell shitter I'm pretty tired and wanna head home
>she says it's finer and asks to be dropped off on the way
>ride home is a pretty one sided conversation
>still going over what she said in my head
>not engaging much, feeling pretty shit
>shitter explains how niggermonkey isn't all there in the head
>he calls her continuously, shitter shows me a missed call log with over 100 calls from niggermonkey
>she blocked him, but he uses app to get around it
>not interested at this point, feeling completely led on and cucked
>drop shitter off, she says goodbye and i just give a nod of the head
>driving home, the girl I completely fell for just friended me
>can't stop thinking about her, why am I so obsessed when we weren't even together
>dont text shitter when I get home
>awake the next day with a text from shitter
'You ok anon? You didn't text me'
>reply with a 'yeah fine'
>not in the mood to smalltalk anymore and head to work
>the whole day I'm thinking of what to say to shitter
>decide best option is to stop being a faggot and just ask if she meant what she said to niggermonkey
>will do it when home
>work finishes and i prepare my text
'Shitter, when you told niggermonkey that we're jsut friends, was that true, or was it to get him to go away?'
>Await the dreaded reply

Ima have to head out for 20 mins real quick guys, will cont when I am back. Unless thread is bumped I will have to start a new one.

>>731397824
She clearly said that to make him go away. I'm guessing that she didn't want to see a fight.

But please im just speculating, post more

>>731398090
This.

>>731397824
type faster fatser fatsar

FINISH THE STORY YOU FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Too many useless details. Please write the important stuff

>>731398353
DONT LEAVE US HANGING

>>731398862
He's trying to tell a story, not reading a tale to kidergardeners

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>>731394944
Bumparooni

WTF Anon!?!?? OR is a faggot! Leave me hanging like that. I bet nigger monkey stretched her monkey like a God damn pothole.

Is she 5'8" or 5'4" OP? You faggot

ravioli ravioli give me the enderino

>>731398353
>731398353
bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump

One small Bump for thread. One small Bump for /B/kind.

Bump op you fag finish the story already

Dat cliffhanger, also bump

>>731398353
>everybody walk the dinosaur

dont leave us hanging

OP cucking us hard

I like the way you write and the story is good, but you should really kys yourself. Don't let us wait like that.

We got cuckfucked hard. Op is not coming back

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it's been like 30 mins, was supposed to be 20. starting to feel like OP doesn't have shit.

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bamp

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>>731401357

>implying I'm le redditor

>>731401290
I hate OP, why can't he proceed his story

Finish this

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>>731401448
Because OP is faggot. He baits.

OP here, I am back and will cont, chill your shit

We got cucked like OP got cucked by shitter.

>>731401583
I need this story, its like reading my own story...

>>731401590
We can't wait

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>>731394944
>alpha
>virgin cuck

pick one

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>>731401435
Go away niggermonkey.

Op can never finish a story with out having to go suck a cock.

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>>731398353

not OP but here goes with an ending:
>be fag OP hanging out, waiting on a text
>text comes in from her
>"don't make this weird anon, we're just friends"
>i t-thought you wanted to be my gee eff?..
>"no anon, just wanted rides and free stuff like usual"
>wtf.jpg
>keep giving shitter rides, become orbiter
>shitter gets tyrone bf, start giving her rides to his place since he has no car and suspended license
>have to pick her up when he's done with her hours later
>start posting half stories on 4chan in between ride service
>sheeeeiiiittttt

Sorry for making you guys wait, had to pick up a friend from station. Anyway, back to it

>trying not to fall asleep whilst waiting for shitter to reply
>cant wake up to the reply, must see it when it arrives
>phone does the bill cosby zippidy bop zop
>grab the phone quicker than an african child for a snickers bar
'I'm sorry anon, I meant what I said. I'm just not ready for another relationship at the moment'
>set phone down and lay on bed
>remember I have read recipients enabled on iMessage, have to answer so I dont look like a fag
>think of something slick to say to hide my sadness
'Eh, no worries, I'll just have to wait until you're read -inset shitty wink emoji here-'
>Shitter replies
'Aha, yeah'
>Shitter never replies with short shitty texts
>was I forward?
>fuck
>ask shitter if she wants picking up again tomorrow and arrange for 9pm again
>maybe she really isn't ready to a relationship atm
>think that if we stay close, then soon enough she will be ready again
>decide not to burn all bridges

I say burn bridges because although I caught feelings, I was still not past the point of no return but I knew i was almost there
cont cunt

Yeaaaaaaaaaa! That's a very realistic ending

>>731402192
I know that feeling, keep it up

>>731394944
Is this you, Bob?

>>731402043
you got me bud
>>731401687
not gonna stop, dw
>>731401782
alpha in the sense i'm not a fucking socially awkward, skinny assed glasses wearing book reading 3"5 cock wit. Virgin in the sense of virgin

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>>731402192

you were right to ask up front, don't do the wait until she's "ready" thing, you'll be friendzoned. she would have got into a relationship if she wanted to.

you have 2 choices:
>delete her number and move on.

or

>keep waiting around while she takes advantage of you and you get nothing
>start posting on /r9k/

>>731402192
feels bad mayne

>>731402192
cont faggot.

Cont
>realise shitter now knows my feelings towards her
>worried it will make things bad
>proceed to next evening, i text shitter ensuring she wants to come out
'Idk anon, i think things might be awkward now'
>fucking knew it anon you stupid feeling having mother cock
>try my best to salvage it
'ofc it wont be awkward, you aren't ready for anything and i'm ok with that'
>shitter accepts this and agrees to come out
>few weeks go by, still seeing shitter daily, everything is going fine until she starts opening up some more
>texting shitter whilst at work is becoming a routine now
>even have a shitty snapchat streak if you fegs know what that is
>shitter says she has been having trouble at college so called in sick
>after prying for what's going on she finally spills
'Niggermonkey has been giving me shit in college, shouting abuse at me and causing shit during lessons'
>say some dumb shit about how she shouldnt have to ruin her things at college because of a stupid niggermonkey
>extremely annoyed that shitter is upset thus making me hate niggermonkey even more due to him being the cause
>tell shitter that if anything ever happens then she can talk to me

It wasn't until this point I even realized they went to the same college
Cont

>>731402520
Thanks for the advice, unfortunately I am telling this story in past tense. Meaning whatever you're reading already happened to me a while back

>>731402953
fucking niggermonkey, man. fuck

keep going

>>731402953
gukin conty already are you a slow typer or somethng

>>731403265
>>>731402953
>fucking niggermonkey, man. fuck
>keep going
>>731403265
>"I hate niggermonkey"

Cont
>shitter isn't really talking to me as much anymore
>having to engage the conversations now
>will still talk, but only if I initiate it
>the past few weeks shitter didn't come out as much as normal
>it was a pretty standard 'everday @ 9pm' sort of thing so it was unusual that she doesnt come out one day
>i persist in my efforts however and still ask if she will be out.
>this specific day is where shit got chubby
>i tell shitter I won't be out and she says she wasnt going to be either
>ask shitter if anything is going on and remind her she can tell me
'No, Anon, I'm fine dw'
>shrug
>sitting at home, starting to miss seeing shitter every day
>having the urge to do stupid shit just to start a conversation so we can talk
>decide fuck it and I go and meet Henry

Forgot to mention, but he and bub kinda stopped talking. Bub and Shitter are also like, best friends, shit tight sorta thing...so yeah. Might be relevant later.
>meet with henry and chill for a bit
>Henry knows niggermonkey and is friends with him
>would still side with me if it came to shit hitting the fan or w/e
>chilling for about 1 1/2 hours at this point
>see a car pulling round
>pretty dark, so can't make it out
>car pulls next to me
>niggermonkey
>look in passenger seat
>shitter
>my heart literally sinks out my asshole like a liquor shit
>shitter looks at me and looks away immediately
>shitter knows she fucked up
>no idea what to do
>engage pre-death paul walker mode and wheel spin the fuck out of there
>head home, grab some drinks from the fridge and drink
cont

>>731403750
I'm not a slow type, just trying to tell the story the best I remember it whilst being able to build up the feels for the end

>>731403970
Its ok anon, I'm with you

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>>731403970
>>731403813
Went trough something similar a month ago,i feel you anon

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This niggermonkey really needs a good lynching

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>>731403813
>in passenger seat
I knew it!

Cont
>Been laying on my bed just thinking about shit for a while
>shitter knew I liked her
>said she just wasn't ready for anyone else yet
>knew I hated niggermonkey for how he made her feel

what russled my prolapse the most what that shitter knew she was in the wrong when she looked away as soon as seeing me
>decide the best thing to do is text shitter
it wasn't
>tell her it was a dick move what she did and that she could have at least said something to me
'It's none of your business what I do Anon'
>shitter has turned from this girl that could talk for hours with me to some..cunt
>tell shitter I want nothing to do with her anymore and not to contact me
>tell her that i feel she used me just as a ride to meet friends and as soon as another one comes up, she can just throw me out
>she tells me she never even asked to come out and I always asked her
>begin feeling like everything has just been my imagination
>shitter was never interested in me
>how could she have been if she can just easily go back to abuse niggermonkey
>try to drown myself in beer but forget i'm kind of fat so just absorb it
>fall asleep
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>>731404643
Get out newfag.

>>731403034

that sucks bro. i hope it picks up for you.

>>731404739
>try to drown myself in beer but forget i'm kind of fat so just absorb it

That made me laugh a little, but only because i'm doing the exact same thing at that moment. Time to switch to harder liquor /b/ro. And if you aren't amongst those people who can swallow pure liquor like water (i know i'm not), 3/10 vodka 7/10 ice tea is just great, you don't taste the vodka but you are smashed FAST (but i love ice tea, so maybe not totally impartial here).


Oh and to everyone, CHECK YOUR BALLS to see if they aren't hard somewhere, or it will be too late and you will have to get it removed...

how did i get cucked in to reading this shit story

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Shitter used to have some sleeping problem. Relevant here
>Would normally wake up for work with a message from shitter
>she could never sleep properly and would wake random hours of the night
>wake up
>no message
>remember what happened and wonder why the fuck I care
>get to work
>can't stop thinking of shitter
>normally in full conversation with her at this point
>instead, my phone is dry
>continuously fighting the urge to message shitter
>just wishing we could speak
>few days go by and i'm beginning to miss seeing shitter
>getting slightly depressed but still fighting the idea of texting her
>have her number deleted at this point just to be sure
>2 weeks have passed at this point and I'm slowly forgetting shitter
>still have a slight bit of hope that when my phone buzzes it will be her
Tell you now /b/ros, never do that. You'll be grabbing your phone like OJ did with lawyers, just to be disappointing by a dominos sale.
>one day, sat in office getting work done
>phone pings a text
>no name, just a number. I remember I deleted Shitters number
>text reads
'I really gotta tell you whats on my mind'
>wonder who the fuck is
>i know shitter doesnt text like that
>wording is weird af
>people have been doing shitty assed lyric pranks lately so presume it's one of my friends
>mfw when I called it
>lyric prank, fucking HSM song
>but not any of my friends
>do some sick elit3 haxx0r doxxing and see it is shitters number
>play the slick rick
>conversation goes as stated
'Who's this?'
'It's shitter, i was joking with a friend but its not funny anymore'
'yeah...can you just keep me out of your shitty jokes? cheers'
>shitter replies with 'k'
Cont

>>731397123
i didnt read it through but i guess it will end up like this
tl;dr
she fucked nigerfag

>>731405723
because you're a class A cuck, you cuck
>>731405464
straight vodka is my pre drink game my man

>>731405831
if you want

>>731402192
Burn the bridge as if you were at one end and a bunch of nigrmonkeys on the other.

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>attempted at showing i dont care anymore
>unsure if i succeeded
>few days go by and I get a message over fb from niggerfaggot
'Hey fucker, I know where you live, bub and shitter showed me'
>fucking traitor faggots
>message bub because dont want to message shitter, fuck shitter atm
>ask her if she and shitter showed niggerfaggot my house
>say no and that they haven't been out with nigger faggot for a while
>get a text not 10 minutes later from shitter pleading innocent to showing niggerfaggot my house
>already know from others that niggerfaggot is retarded and talks utter shit
>call his bluf and tell him to come to my house
>no response
>go back to the text from shitter
'Cool'
>not interested in a conversation with her
>immediately see the little dots indicating other person is typing, pic for ref
'Anon, I'm really sorry. I miss talking to you and seeing you. I treated you like a cunt and I know I did, im really sorry.'
>tell shitter i'll talk when I'm home
>otherthinking begins yet again
>wonder if she really misses me
>is she actually back with niggerfaggot?
>bub said they hadnt been out for a while
>maybe she saw sense?
Cont

>>731406173
Exactly

Its one of the shittest things ever when you know you shouldn't like a girl and that you are better off without them but can't stop thinking about them and wanting to talk to them.

>>731405826
>just to be disappointing by a dominos sale

many such cases. sad!

>>731406592
you should have stopped long ago but especially here.

>shitty thinking tells me to forgive shitter
>still have feelings for them, just supressed
>talk with shitter
>ask if she would have even messaged me if bub didn't tell her about what I asked
>ignored the question and just states her apologies again
>tell her I will ring her
>ringing shitter, nervous af
>not heard shitters voice for some time
>Ask shitter what she wants to do
>says she wants to forget about everything and go back to before
>for some stupid, shitty reason, I agreed
I'm a fucking cuck
>don't regret anything at the time
>So happy to be talking to shitter again
>hearing her laugh, seeing her smile, just being in her presence has gotten me so happy again
>forget about what happened and carry on like nothing did happen
>back to normal now
>talking morning till night about shit
>always thinking about how she told me she missed me
>wondering if she's ready to move on yet
cont

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>>731406592
Dude you should listen to Redbone by Childish Gambino.
It's about a failing relationship but it's so fucking good. And sorry about your story man. life is fucked. All we are doing is waiting for death.

>>731406676
I believe there was a quote somewhere that said 'to truly harm a man, show him love'
or something along those lines...would be my favorite if i actually knew it.
>>731406923
Trust me, I know.

>>731405723
same.

pathetic.

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>>731405826
>Tell you now /b/ros, never do that. You'll be grabbing your phone like OJ did with lawyers, just to be disappointing by a dominos sale.

>>731404739

Yo, dude. You fucked up at the part where you thought about it too much. She never had an agenda and just as much as you she made it all up as she went along. You had a shot with her at one point( >>731397123 ) but then you basically friendzoned yourself by being too insecure about yourself, trying to be alpha as you phrased it yourself. Women also really don't like that "eh I'll wait til you're ready" acted out nonchalance which really comes out just as you caring way too much.

OP left us, what a cuck

>>731407231
fuck you anon. also, thanks.

>>731407231
thought a woman was singing it

>>731407136
Why is this written so hurriedly compared to everything else?? Are you bored of writiing and trying to tie it all up quickly? Or, was that the whole story??? (Fucking hope not!)

Cont

starting to feel the high from some space cakes /b/ros, excuse typing errors and lengthened cont time and shit

>can not deny how much I feel for shitter
>friends also notice it
>doesn't even cross my mind that she fucked me over
>just happy to be with her again
>always wondering if i should ask her out sometime
>unsure where to go at this point
>mad close to shitter, nothing she doesnt share with me
>shitter tells me that I am the closest person she has that she can talk to
is that friendzone kinda? just thought of that
>tell her whatever is wrong, i'm here
Yes that's gay af and probably Bruce Lee'd me further into the fz. I remember regretting the text as i sent
>as the weeks go by more shit goes down
>niggermonkey is constantly ringing shitter from unknown numbers
>texting her with an app that shows it from someone elses number
>says shit like
'You'll suffer the consequences'
>tell her he wont touch her, all bark no bite
>pick shitter up one night, the normal business
>this time however, niggerfaggot is constantly ringing her
>all I heard is the damn phone buzzing every 15 seconds
>looks like the damn thing has parkinsons
>starting to get annoying and ask her to turn her phone off
there, easy as that
>first time I've seen first hand how much niggermonkey harasses shitter
>night ends and i take shitter home
>before shitter gets out she turns towards me
kissmeyoufucker.txt
>hugs me
>fuck
>fuck yes?
>she lets go and says bye
>fuck was that
>was it a 'lets get shit started' hug
>or was it a 'thanks for being a good friend' hug
>confused but giddy
>decide to presume she wants to get things moving
>extremely happy at this point
>pretty sure how i felt then, is the happiest i have felt since
>text shitter when I am home and tell her goodnight
'See you tomorrow'
>snooze

Semi-newfag, how do I get the shitty ID to show i am op, FAQ says use the name field but it's not there. RIP

>>731408606
Sorry man, was just trying to sum up the texts as there wasn't much else in there. just her apologizing repeatedly for the most part.

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>>731408834
this is taking too long i usually like greentexts but this is too painful to read just write down how she fucked the monkey and got it to beat you up and you lost your friends.

>>731409315

>>731409315
No tl;dr for you faggot, be patient

>>731408834
>>731409314
Forgot! /b/ is forced anon nowadays. Sorry!

fakin bump

>>731409545
damn, no worries

Cont
>Pick up shitter the next day
>nothing different
>really thinking about asking if she is ready for something else yet
>cant think it out as friend was talking shit
>wanted to go to some abandoned graveyard or some wank
>agree because maybe I can show some alpha shit by not being scared
>get to shitty graveyard
>shitter is scared
>psych myself up to take lead and start to walk to graveyard steps
>shits actually spooky so i slow down
>shits all dark and misty the fuck did i come here for
>luckily friend is retarded and probably related to the ghost punching guy
>henry just runs around the yard topless like a tendies muncher
>shitter stops laughing and grips my arm
missionaccomplished.mp3
>tells me she doesnt like it and wants to go back
>Tell henry to quit it and I tell him ima take shitter home
>henry leaves and I walk shitter to my car
>open the door
Everyb-I'm joking, this wont be one of those ass wank threads
>shitter and i get back in the car and I proceed to drive her back
>normal conversation on the way back, nothing special
>ffw the next few days and i notice shitter is pretty depressed
>probe her for whats wrong
>her reluctance to tell me only made me more curious
>shitter finally gives in
'Anon, niggermonkey wont stop messaging and ringing me, he keeps giving me abuse and is just making me feelike killing myself'
lol kys faggot
>shitter never says that type of shit, hates the kys jokes
must understand it was a serious statement
>ask where she is
>she's in college, I offer to pick her up
>I know she wouldnt say what she did for nothing, she meant it
>leave work a half day early and rattle down there
>get to shitters college, shes visibly upset
>shitter tells me she was just being stupid and didnt mean to worry me
>tell her not to be sorry and be sure to talk to me
>drop shitter off at home
No i didn;'t leave a suicidal girl in her house alone, her parents were home.
>shitters mother thanks me
ayy recognised by the birther

>>731410603
Moar

>>731410603
OP please give warning when to stop reading. thanks

>>731411204
don't know what you mean? Am I writing shit or do you wanna miss the feels

>>731411404
Damn bro,u a slow writer

Addicting story.. gut

>>731411404
miss the feels b/ro
nah. i'd prolly be too tempted to keep reading

>message shitter when i get home again to see if she is ok
>no reply
dontbedead.bmp
>go to sleep guessing she just fell asleep
>get to noon the next day
>still no text from shitter
>message her again
'sorry anon, i've been asleep'
>nigger it's like 1:30pm
>shitter doesnt normally sleep during the day but shrug it off based on yesterdays events
>after a few days of evening meetings and shit i decide to ask shitter if shes ready for another relationship yet
>i throw the text and run
>I would happily tell this girl I love her at this point
>don't want to face rejection again so i go distract myself with other shit
>come back up and see 3 messages from shitter
'Anon, I'm really sorry. I just see you as a friend. I don't want to make anything awkward because i enjoy talking to you'
>the other two texts were
Sory
>and
Sorry*
>feel utterly shit
>she only said she wasn't ready?
>when did she start just seeing me as a friend
>why didn't she tell me this?
>the girl I've been getting closer to more than anyone in my life
>just told me she doesnt want anything
>i wasted so much time thinking there would be a chance
>right down the shitter
>try to play it off
>say it's no problem and continue meeting each evening

maybe the ending is near, depends on how i'm writing and how much higher ima be

>>731411552
OP said he ate some space cookies. They make you go slow and you'll become a fucking retard

This story is good please don't fuck us over OP

>>731411581
aight cool at least it's not my shitty short writing skills

>>731411694
OP cant become more retard

OP, okay if i save this story?

>>731411972
i think i can
>>731412034
go ahead buddy

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Getting baited by abusive attention whores

Text her right now and send her a dick pic OP

I have an important exam in nine hours and instead of sleeping I'm here waiting to read a story about someone else's life.

>>731412646
Sae dude , mine is in 6 :v

>>731412646
GoPo?

>>731412754
What the fuck is wrong with our lives seriously

>>731412646
>>731412754
sorry guys, i'm pretty fucking baked and doing the best I can. Goodluck in your exams though! what subjects?

>>731412646 lmao same

>>731412924
The fuck you saying

Same here, but 9

>>731413032
No prob dude , I've already disappointed everyone I could disappoint in my life . The political climate of Europe before , during and after WWI

>>731413032
Doesn't matter: weird laboratory stuff

>>731412646
Same kek

>>731413032
Finish the story, pls

>>731413212
Sweet, I enjoyed history myself, especically the WWII era. Very interesting

Dw guys, i'm replying between writing

>>731413032
Come on OP I NEED to finish this

>>731402192
Do yourself a favor a keep chillin with her without making any moves. She likes u just isn't jumping into anything. Chill bro

>>731411660
how many more posts like this till the end op?

>>731413156
AP Government and Politics is tomorrow

I been reading in this my bubble bath but fuck bitches.

I got fucked once but I moved on swiftly because I always have terrible experience of getting rejection. I still get the occassion like on my Facebook from her which is odd considering that she isn't friends with me but she probably miss me.

But again I'm 29 and she was 18. Saw me stripping at a gig so there's that.

Tbh I'd fuck her again but that would mean lowering my standard.

IVE BEEN FOLLOWING FOR 2 HOURS I NEED TO HEAR HOW ENDS

Best thing u could do is go full idgaf. Don't avoid her but don't go out of ur way for her either. When u are together talk about other girls and just generally try to look as happy as possible.

>>731413534
It's biology stuff

>start trying to slowly detach myself from shitter
>try to stop messaging her as much
>too weak
>give in before i even realise
>unable to stop talking to her like this
>decide to tell her i think we need to stop speaking so much
>asks me why
>explain that I have caught buffalo sized feelings for her and being friends is hard for me
>shitter gets upset
>says how much she likes talking to me
>feeling bad for making her upset
>just tell her i'll message her later
>getting numerous messages from shitter
>only reply to them after a certain amount of time
>can't stay this close to her as just friends, it hurts too much
>knowing that to some guy, your everything isn't even a challenge for them
>having to see her get with other guys and getting hurt
>but i'm just a friend, why should she understand that
>shitter knows what I'm trying to do and gets pissed
>tells me that i always manage to turn shit about myself and how im never there for her
>this crushes me
>the whole time I've known shitter, all i have done is try to be there for her
>shes saying that my best wasnt even noticeable
>have I even comforted her when shes been down?
>tell shitter that if that's what she thinks then not to bother messaging me
Yes, again
>starting to feel like a cunt
>message her when I am home saying sorry and that I am always here for her when she needs
>shitter tells me she didnt mean it, was just being a cunt
>for some fucking reason i start talking to her again
why? Pitty? Anon's retarded? Feelings to strong?
>im guessing all but pitty
>feelings were strong it makes me feel shit when I'm not with her
>yet it's even more painful to see somebody else with her
>knowing that you really cant have what you want in life. Learning it isn't fairytale love bullshit. Love hurts more than it heals. Unless you have been in that situation, you wouldn't uinderstand it
>start seeing eachother again
>berated by friends for being such a fucking idiot
>the joy of being with her is worth every moment

>>731394944
This is one of those storytimes that i will cherish as one of many /b/ memories. 11/10 skoomas.
>bump

>>731413735
Dude she's a bitch. I get that you have feelings for her but come on

OP GET ON WITH THE FUCKING STORY

>>731414030
...said all his mates, probably.

>>731413735 Just deal with niggermonkey and she'll be grateful, won't she? Moreover you could face niggermonkey with henry, right?

>>731414414
Dude she's not going to fall in love just because he beats the shit out of an ex

is it over?

OP WE WANT THE FUCKING CONCLUSION it feels like the last 4 posts from you were the same shit
>try detaching
>lose spine
>let her walk over you
>10 minute pause
rinse and repeat

>>731413735
just chill, if you can't be in a relationship but you genuinely value her friendship you can still keep hanging out with her but don't consider her a possibility, look for other women
If she likes you this'll make her come around anyway an if not it's a good way to start moving on. good luck and stop being a sperg/asshole

>>731414786
>10 minute pause
Does time pass faster for you?

OP stop crying and tell us the end of the story

>>731414786
.....gluntonously bathing in all our (you)s

>>731413735
Holy fuck op you're fucking gay
Tell her to GTFO since you're feeling like shit

>>731414786
>>731414930
There's probably no real ending anyways other than the same shit continuously happening

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Cont
>cant stand seeing her hurt by other people
>cant stand not seeing her
>I should have burnt the bridge i mentioned earlier
>promise myself i wont see her again each time i drop her home
>kick myself the next day, on the way to see her
>i've stuck myself in some shit circle of bullshit
>and although the pain outweighs that sheer joy
>you always hold on to some bit of hope in the back of your mind
Someone needs to find that dam quote that goes something like 'to hurt a man show him love' or some bs like that
>shitter starts seeing this other guy more often
>less time to see me
>in the back of my mind i know it's good for me, yet it hurts a lot
>use it as my chance to distance myself
>stopped picking shitter up, always with this other dude she met
>still talking all the time via the mobile cellular devices
>eventually gets dumped by this other guy
>immediately crying to me how she loved but he didn't love her and what not
ifonlyyouknew.zip
>shitter asks to meet again
>decide I can't do this bullshit anymore
>only comes to me when she has nobody else
>her last option
>tell her i'm not going to just pick her up as soon as she get dumped
>shitter gets upset and starts giving me shit
>tell her I'm going to bed
>i start to think about all the shit she has caused me
>i had a chill time, no worrying about suicidal cucks, just work sleep work.
>why should I keep going back to her
>it's like a fucking gambling addiction
with my feelings
mfw typing that
>i try to ignore the texts coming through
>every 5 minutes another text comes in and vibrates aling the desk
>cant sleep with this shit
>need phone for alarm for work
>ring shitter
>can you please, stop fucking ringing me, I need to get to sleep'
>shitter hangs up
>put phone back and try to sleep

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>>731394944

>"henry has to dip home early, something about being gay"

not entirely sure why but this got me so hard

OP we get it you're too weak to do the right thing tell us the end of the story.

>>731415031
yeah i think so too, OP could at least make a good one up

>>731412646
such is the way of the /b/tard

>>731415178
>>can you please, stop fucking ringing me, I need to get to sleep'
>can you please, stop fucking ringing me, I need to get to sleep'
Mother-fuck-ing POGCHAMP

>>731415178
will OP crawl back to her for the 9001st time?
probably

>>731415178
you are putting yourself in this position, sounds like she wants to be your friend and you are obsessing about 'having' her or whatever.
Just because you have feeling for someone, however strong, doesn't mean they have to go anywhere or that you should take it out on that person

>>731415446
really hope you said this OP you should just end it there. thats the most alpha thing you've done the entire time

>>731415446
OP grew balls.

>>731415453
Ayyy

>>731415541
And that you feel anything for someone doesn't give them the right to treat you like she does.

I wonder what happens in the next episode

>>731415648
don't get your hopes up he will lose them soon enough.

>>731415664
I've been in this position before when i was younger, i got bored and starting hanging out with other girls and then she called and said she likes me back, after like 2 years of this bullshit. turned into a long-term relationship

>>731415446
I KNOW OP GOT SOME GUTS

>>731415648
>>731415644
>>731415746
OP kicks himself on the way to her house again. kek

>>731415178
Yepp. There's my cue. This story is done. Cya bois

somebody better be capping this or something

>>731415865
I bet. This story isn't even that good, and i need to wake up in 6 hrs, yet i just cant leave.

>>731415952
alright then op hope you cut ties with that roastie bitch

Did the season 2 manuscript get leaked yet?

>>731416038
Ha. Same

this is the most I been invested in a story in a long ass time

waiting

>>731416038
The good ol' OCT hits hard

>>731414517
im not finished yet but I'm pretty sure she will fuck niggermonkey again at the end of this story

You know that feeling when you love a series and suddenly you finish the last episode available and you have to wait an entire week to see the next one, even more if the season is over, and life turns into a spiral of despire and suffer? That's me right now.

>Phone doesnt stop buzzing
>shes just upset about being tossed away and with what I said
>decide to just block her number until the morning
>wake up the next day without even looking at the texts
>get to lunch break at work and I get my phone out
>Go through the countless texts from shitter last night
No, I don't make up with her again you fucks
'Anon, i'm sorry please just talk to me'
'i don't want you to feel like shit'
'please anon i'm just so depressed'
'anon just talk to me'
'anon please you're going to lose me'
'I think I loved you anon'
>trying to comprehend string of texts
>the fuck she mean 'lose her'
>and loved me?
>the fuck is going on
>try ringing shitter
>no answer
>try ringing every 15 minutes or so
>never answering
>ring once more before leaving work in my car
>Shitters mother answered
>never spoken to her before
>only time i heard of her was when she told shitter to say thanks that one time
>'Hello?'
'Hello, anon, it's shitter's mother, pisser'
>Where's shitter?
'Anon, i think it's better if you come round in person'
>steamroll my ass down to shitters house
>so many things going through my mind right now
>get to shitters house and pisser greets me
'Anon, do you want to come inside?'
>Proceed into shitters house and sit down
'Anon, shitter stayed at her gran's last night, two men broke in to the house'
>'well what happened? is shitter ok? where is she?
'Anon, they killed shitter...she tried to stop them taking gran's savings and..shot her'
>my head drops to my hands
'She had messages on here that she sent to you. They say they didn't deliver but i think it's best you see them'
>scroll through texts still trying to come to terms with what i've been told
'Anon I think we can work something out between us if we try'
'Anon are you there?'
'Anon there's people in the house please answer'
'Please anon I'm sorry please answer i hear them'
'I love you anon'
>go to call log
>13 calls to my phone
cont

Great. I'm sitting at my desk, refreshing every 5 minutes because OP is a fucking cuck and can't get to the point. Boss sees me on phone and fires me. Sat in car refreshing every three minutes until security kicks me off property. Got rear ended at green light because I'm refreshing every 30 seconds. OP GET TO THE FUCKING POINT

Finish the fucking story you notherfucking nugget monkey, I've got two children under3years old crying in the other room coz they need feeding or some shit and I'm here waiting for you to tell us all you fucked Henry. FUCKING FINISH IT MORTAL KOMBAT STYLE FAGGOT!!

I dunno but I can't imagine a scenario where asking a girl if she is ready for a relationship over text would ever be a good idea. This is like backset gaming.

> tfw you studied girls extensively and can argue about them, yet you are still too autistic and low value to get a gf

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Give us a nice end

>>731416969
You can't be fucking serious

IMO THE BEST STORY ON 4CHAN
>don't be fake please please please

>>731416969
>decide to just block her number until the morning
Oh boy!
>wake up the next day without even looking at the texts
Yes!
>'I think I loved you anon'
Kek
>'Hello, anon, it's shitter's mother, pisser'
>pisser
Fucking lol'd

>'Anon, i think it's better if you come round in person'
Oh no...
>'Anon there's people in the house please answer'
Call the police!?!?!


Looking forward to the next episode!

>>731416969
6969 tho

>>731416969
holy fuck me both on the story and on the double 69 i did not expect this

>everybody walk the dinosaur
It's coming

>>731416969
fake and gay

>>731417244
it is lmao 500%

>>731416969
NewsLink or it didn't happen

>>731416969
History guy here , she isn't dead , by the way you adress her in the story you were tricked somehow . Sorry for bad grammar I am Easter European

>>731417288
>block her for one night after being obsessed with her the whole night
>she dies only because he blocked her and niggermonkey sucked too much intelligence out of her so she didn't think of calling the police

wow, very unlikely. But good riddance, anon will be better off now

>also, fictional and lesbian

>>731417478
>Easter European
Yeah sure.

>>731417478
>I am Easter European
It's past Easter bro

>>731417478
Yeah I think this too

where would you continue with this? she ded, her fucking fault for playing with you. she could have messaged her friend, your buddy, her parents, the police. don't feel like its your fault. i'M saying this in the hopes of the story being real but it sounds really fake and gay.

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>>731417602
have you heard of different timezones?

>>731417775
:v

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>>731415446

>>731417775
Boi stfu I'm in Belgium rn.
You never heard of staying up late?
>Cash-me-ousside.jpg
Oh right you're retarded...

don't prune till im back. i'm gonna buy more beer.

>>731417854
wow such a manly man OP

This thread started four fucking hours ago.

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mfw she couldnt get through because I blocked her
mfw i was the one she called for help
>leave the house
>drive to the parking lot I first met shitter
>sit in the dark
starting to grasp whats happened
>she tried to call me for help
>I said I would always be there for her
>and the one time i wasnt...
>no longer able to hold tears back
crylikeabitch.webm
>re read shitters texts
>cant stop reading them
>scroll all the way to the first texts
>sit in car for hours reading the texts between mine and shitters phone


the main purpose of this gt was to get shit off my chest, wasn't bothered if it blew up or not, just wanted it out there. The girl I chased and loved cucked me so many times but i still told her i would always be here for her. The one single fucking time i went against it, i paid for it. I loved her /b/ros. I see a lot of you saying it's fake and gay. Sure, I can't prove it. the gt was more for myself than anything. if you guys have any questions just shot. pretty baked tho. Cheers for reading guys. Don't get yourself stuck in stupid shit like I did. Sorry for abrupt ending, its getting me feeling all shit and i dont want that.

End

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>>731417854
tyler1G

OP IS A FAGGOT
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Good fucking night fags

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>>731418029

>>731418001
If you would had a chance to go back in time, what would you do different?

>>731418001
Well , shit anon , I don't know how this could help you in any way but a Romanian college fag has postponed learning for an exam to listen to you . Keep your head up ,m8 .

>>731418001
Can't have loved her that much when you call her shitter

What are you going to call your next gf? Stinker?

>>731418001
SCREENSHOT YOUR TEXT CONVERSATION BETWEEN YOU AND SHITTER OR FAKE AND GAY!!!

>>731418001
I actually feel bad for you man...
>feels.jpg
btw probably fake but i'll choose to believe you for once <3

>>731418001
Op im in a similar situation, shes knows I love her, I told her, but says she loves me but only sees me as a friend and Im going to get cucked. Should I give her an ultimatum?

>>731418001
I get it bro. My relationships lately have sucked donkey cock too lately. Can't really say anything to help you tho, since, you know, she died. Sorry for your cuck loss.

>>731418266
>similar situation
She calling you right now while being robbed?

>>731418266
Let it go man, once she said it she can't go back, word from a psychologist, btw OP's story is fake and gay

>>731418258
this

>>731404612
Yup. What a piece of shit.

>>731418221
Not block her

>>731418348
Listen i just want some type of advice friend. She has called me in a situation like that before.

Great and sad story, anon. My prayers go out to you. This will go down in one of the best 4Chan posts that I have ever seen.

>>731394944
Similar story here:

>was working with a guy, let's call him dip
>knew a girl who sometimes visited the store, let's call her dop
>would occasionally bump into a homeless millionaire, thayre more common than u think, let's call him dep
>met an old woman with a dog, let's call her dup and the dog dap.
>was workin' with dep when dop came by and told me dup had taken dap to dup to have him looked at
>I didn't believe dup so dep told dip to phone dop could confirm that dap was seeing dup.
>cut a long story short, I couldn't resist being a stereotypically fucking abysmally stupid first time greentexter with nothing to say and an utter inability to write anything interesting at all.
>at least I used the "let's call him" meme that I read on another fucking stupid post on 9gag, lolzzzz!!

Even if this is fake and gay a lot of people still stayed and waited so we're all gay

>>731418230
gave me a chuckle whilst writing it

>>731418452
>dop dog dap dip dep
ffs too complicated fuck your story

still waiting for cont

has someone capped this story cuz it deserves it

>>731418001
ouch man im sorry you have my feels

>>731418615
10/10

Great and sad post, anon. This will go down as one of the best 4Chan posts that I have ever seen.

Yes someone save it

Not similiar but still, fits to the feels mood of this thread

>See girl for a couple of months
>We really like eachother
>Tell her i want to marry her
i know, really beta, but i basically loved her at this point
>blatantly rejects it saying its too soon
>fuckingsad.jpg
>Things go on as usual only a little bit more awkward
>Suddenly she flatout tells me shes pregnant
>ohmywhathefuck.img
>"I need to tell you something anon..."
>My heart is fucking racing at this point, the pregnancy thing isnt helping
She starts crying
>"I don't think it's yours i'm sorry, it was only once i can abort it if you want im so sorry anon"
>gives me all this shit...
>Go home that same night
>walk the dinosaur

>>731418001
Dunno if i believe you with this ending but it sure brings back sad memories of my previous relationship.

AAAAND I should prolly burn the bridge now too as talking to her really is so toxic yet I can't help myself from doing it.

>>731418897
>>731418728
>>731418689
>>731418935
>>731418486
>>731394944
samefag samefagging in a samefaggy way

fucks sake man, it aint your fault, went through something similar without the whole death thing... what can you do, it's life, don't take it personal, chances are it wouldn't have worked out with you two anyway considering how she seems from your story.. know the type, extensively ;P

OP here, capping atm

>>731418001
Thanks for sharing. You are not alone, chicks do it to men and men do it to chicks.
Didn't see her dying tho. Crazy.

Sorry for you dude :/

>>731419020
wow you were lucky she didnt want to marry you

nevermind, someone else iwll need to do it. Too baked. thanks for reading tho guys. Night

this is fake as my gf. Fuck off faggot op

>>731419535
Maybe she died in the story because OP didn't want to write more (too emotional)

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Thanks anon, i has a sad now, you made my eyes rain.

>>>>>>>>>>
Most likely cuprits

>>731418452
Anyway, cont

>dip's dad knew dup, let's call him dib
>dib and dup were talking about dip when dip came by with dap
>dip said he had seen my friend, let's call her dob, near the park
>I went out to look for dob,,and bumped into her sister, let's call her deb
>deb was into me, pretty sure, even though she was a rocket powered gocart with oil drilling from her paper crotch
>dub had followed me to ask me something he couldn't say in front of dip
>then dip's girlfriend came along, let's call her dub
>dub saw deb and dab and asked where dap was since dap was supposed to be with them
>dob was sweating so he asked dip to give him a dab with her bib
>then dip claimed dibs on the bib but dep dobbed in dip to dap
>dap dipped dubs and beb babbed bub

>>731420272

when i put my hand upon your hip, I dip, you dip, we dip

>>731420272
no one cares dude, like really, too complicated, it stinks like shit

/thread

>>731420272
I'm very amused

I wish my girlfriend would die. I'd be so much happier

>>731420754
>>731420272

i keked so loud my neighbours called the police on me
>also get cucked by actually wasting time writing this shit that is written so bad that nobody reads it

>>731420593
Thanks 4 the encurragmint, next 1 is for you

>>731404739
isn't there a word for when someone makes you doubt your own reality/memories in order to control you?

>>731421027
i bet you will make out with dib

I'm calling it now bois

>>731421134
gaslighting

>>731418001
This is pretty sad Op, apologies for the Anon fags

Fake and gay.

>>731420272
conting

>dub and bub were both after dup and dip was jealous
>because dab and bib bubbed dub at the dop
>hup let's call him hap was seeing let's, let's call let's let
>let and lot let lots of lats lut lit lat lot
>bub and beb bebbed lit so lat let lets let let let let
>call, let's called let's call bebbed dub dap dip lot lat lit
>pol pilled pal pool pull pall peel
>by this time, let's and call had polled pill with Ben's bet that dip had dopped near dap's dirt

>>731421392
at least no dinosaur

>>731421436
>>bub and beb bebbed lit so lat let lets let let let let

>>731421160
patience is a vurtyou

Fakest fucking story.
Fellow Eurofag here and like the gypsy above I also have an exam soon.

Fuck you OP

>>731405464
are your balls the reason why you are drinking?

Screen this shite
It's a mess

>>731421436
cunt

>dib dibbed her dabs on dipping dip's dip
>dab dabbed his dop into dip's hot dob
>dep dap deep in the dub, and depped inside
>beb bobbed bab's bub without a bib
>call colled her cills into cell's cull
>meanwhile, let was letting lottie lat her right in the lut, and let's lut let lit light lats and lots

>>731422368
>ended up making out or MKing ultra-out with too
>we neuro-programmed some bebs by you using internal slice push vector readings and subvocal intertions

>>731418230
No salut fagule

>>731422343

imma do it

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>>731416969
How did her mother unlock shitter's phone? She never met the guy, why would she be compassioned enough after her doughter's death to invite him home and show him her texts?

>>731422837
Good boy

>>731415446
ALPHA AF, btw hope u watch tyler1

>>731394944
op you seem like an annoying faggot irl lol

fuck you and I hope terrible things happen to you in life

>>731398090
Damn true. But then when they do fuck me too quickly it makes me think of them as a slut and I don't even want to date them anymore.

>>731418001
Bro I've just been in the same situation but I'm gladfully coping with it, not the same tragic end tho.GL with life op you'll make it.

>>731403970
Ur greentext is artful

>>731423223
>>731423223

half way thru

>>731418001
I bet ist true to a certain degree, but in the end you became a true faggot. nevertheless OP, the heart wants what the heart wants. every war should be about women and not money or politics

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>>731418001
One less nigger lover in the world

Also FAKE