I turned 22 today I have no friends trips decides how I spend today

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>>731397593
Go for a walk in the woods.

Kys

Try to make friends with a 5 year old girl

Cum on your shit then eat it. Pls rply

>>731397593
Go see a matinee movie. While the trailers are going on surf Craigslist casual encounters. Find a stay at home mom that wants to fuck. Exchange a few emails while watching the movie. Go to hers after movie, get blow job. Post pics. Leave and go get an ice cream cone. Happy fucking birthday

> Asking for trips in a dumb thread that wont benefit us at all

get some friends then kill them.

>>731397593
That depends are you actually nick Robinson?

>>731397593
Tinder, get a bitch horny, invite her, commence birthday sex

>>731398265
isn't nick like 30?

>>731397593
hang yourself

>>731398601
roll

>>731398601
rolling

shove a dildo up yourself until you love dicks.

>>731397593
Happy birthday OP. I hope you'll have a wonderful day.

>>731397593
go downtown and put a sincere effort into meeting some people

hang yourself

Buy drink and gets super drunk alone, just you not chats no nothing

kill yourself

>>731398881
Winrar!!!

>>731397593
send a unique dickpic to everybody

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>>731398253

neck yourself

>>731397593
ask a girl out

Bar

Spank a random girl in the street

>>731398904
that's not trips you numpty

Eat your own dick

>>731398904
No you fgt

>>731398904
are you fucking stupid

when i get trips do this >>731398908

>>731397885
Roll

Make a nigger friend

Buy beer and get drnk

>>731398997
>>731398886
seriously how many times am I going to have to say this

>>731397593
Chug bleach.

Use a noose and kill yourself

go to the club, try to talk to people, reach out to old freinds/relatives, stop being such a faggot and start making your life better, also post dick pic

use a rope to neck yourself.

fuck a dog

fuck a cat and stream it on facebook

hang urself

>>731397593
Eat chown Fan with fried chicken and cheese cake.

Just go try make some friends

>>731397593
Take my friends. I turned 33 today. Friends and family want to take me out but I don't wanna go have a stupid fucking birthday dinner. They know this, every year that I wanna do jack shit on my birthday

For you, just go to a bar, sit at the bar. Buy a rando at the bar a shot and say you wanted someone to take a shot with on your birthday. That will generally strike up conversation with people around you

fuck a family member

Jump off of a bridge

take a fat ass dab and forget about you not having friends.

Shoot local news lady, film it and put it on Facebook

Spend it hanging from a noose faggot

>>731397593
send your father a dickpic and ask him if his penis is bigger

>>731399332
>>731399334
>>731398997
>>731398886

Fuck this thread I'm done.

Brush your dick with your teethbrush

hang yourself please

watch flat earth videos all day and drink a lot of orange juice

fuck a dog and stream it on facebook

>>731399316
Do this. Even if it doesn't get trips

Where you from OP?

Get drunk but just by yourself dont talk to no one just drunk yourself until pass out

>>731397593
get high (weed)

write a book about bestiality

call the police and tell them you get raped by yourself in the ass

>>731399551
almost

Get black out drunk

>>731397593
Decide on a hobby that involves a club in your area and join immediately. Game stores might be a good start if you're into gaming and think you could get into cards or tabletop gaming. It's not for me, but I'm a member of the local rockhound club.

>>731397593
go out and try to find friends

>>731397593
Jacking it and eating cheetos

>>731399471
I'm near houston texas

Shove hot coals in yer peckerdilly hole

an hero

>>731399757
Quit driving drunk

>>731397593
eat a tube of glue and spit at birds flying around in the park while also naked

Spend all money on drugs and get high as fuck

>>731398172
honestly this is prob my favourite response, cheers

>>731399892
Grow a moustache and start molesting kids in the park

Kys

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30

join communist party usa

School shooting?

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>>731399981
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

become a tumor

>>731399621
Lol was that supposed to sound so condescending?

flirt with 12 and 11 year old girls

LSD and Molly will fix that frown

Yo anon, got a steam? Turned 22 in April, no friends

watch anime all day

join Isis

Spend the rest of your existence trying to get trips all day long

Go to a bar and try to pick up men. Try to convince them to go to their place as oppose to you. Right when you start to have sex just start crying on the bed and refuse to talk or move or do anything but cry until as it long as it takes for someone to try to physically remove you.

222 get

Throw rocks to peasants
post pics

flirt with niggers

learn arabic

>>731397593
Go out and make friends and quit being a little pussypuss.

>>731397593
slowly inhale carbon monoxyde for the rest of the day

Go find some friends

Sleep

Bleach your asshole

>>731400441
Roll

Kys

Happy birthday lad
25 here and also no friends, trust me when I say it doesn't get better.

Take the day to enjoy yourself.

convert to Islam

Sjw

send me dickpics @ 2819123464

try cocaine

>>731397593
shrek marathon

watch the greatest story never told

>>731397593
Get a dog and walk it at least once a day.

adopt a cat

>>731401110
I did!!!

join the kkk

>>731397593

Let's be friends.

>>731397593
(561) 272-9898
call and ask for stan

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>>731398172
This is good. I would have a good day doing this. Good job.

Drink a good old beer.

>>731400887
Roll

>>731400887
reroll

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>>731401379

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>>731401379
any recommendations?

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>>731401039

>>731401540
(561) 272-9898

>>731397593
Get a fucking man's haircut and quit wearing fucking tee shirts. Smile. Volunteer. Read. Go to the gym. Get a fucking dog. Gawd damn loser.

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>>731401379
I only drink the hard stuff

>>731397593
Go to the park and spend the day sitting on a bench

Get drunk and pick up a 3/10

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>>731401379

Jerk off onto your roommates server and write "Hapy Birtday 2 mee" in the splooge with your dick whilst bongo-ing out a fat beat on your asscheeks.

>>731401899
Well OP, you know what to do.

>>731397593
see how many cart wheels you can do in a minute

>>731402077
OP said trips you twat. Not dubs.

watch touhou anime

>>731402337
yeah

read a very long book

Off yourself

>>731397593
shit will get better anon.
just start a new job, new school, or move somewhere, join a club.

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>>731397593
>Polygon image
What in the fuck, mate. Go outside.

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>>731397885
>>731398886
>>731398997
>>731399332
Someone clearly wants you alive.

Eat a icecream

Go outside and enjoy the company of others.

Go ask the person you're into out tobight.

Watch it's always sunny in Philly

Idk suicide?

pee in your butt

read karl marx

Get yourself a dog if you can. Any size is fine. It will keep your from killing yourself. Don't want it to never know what happened to its owner, do you?

Pay someone to tell u they love you

>>731403232
Fuck, almost. Reroll

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>>731403249
Too real :^)

Super glue hand to genitals
Spend the day at the hospital removing hand from genitals

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>>731403099
I havn't laughed that hard in a long time. thanks

Go to a bar
Might make a friend or two

take a shower at the coldest setting for one minute

Go for a brisk walk with music playing

>>731397593
drink yourself retarded, that's the only thing to do.

>>731399316
This. Just go grab a drink, it's your birthday. Give yourself a break from the hate. Hope you have a good one. Cheers.

Rape your mother at sleep on video

eat bugs

>>731403571
Rolletto

>>731397593
play a new video game!! :-)

make a video about the armenian genocide

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I'm thinking of taking all the reasonable suggestions and making a video out of me trying them all

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You don't have friends to spend the day with.
So, go look for friends so next year isn't the same shit.

drink root beer

Shove your thumb up your ass

>>731402337

>>731404143
do it fag

Fuck taz in the butt

Uuu reroll

become president of your country & go to war with your neighbors

Alone

go to a bar talk to people

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>>731397593
Go into the forest and chop down twenty two trees, then go home, have 3 beer, beat the fuck out of your dick to some gangbang porn, then journal how you thought the day was
>trips pls

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>>731407899
Reroll

>>731407899
Roley Poley Oley for this again
>999

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>>731407899
Pls
>999??

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>>731407899
Man fuck this gay thread
>999

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>>731407899
I have autism

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>>731407899
>Autism roll

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>>731407899
Pls gib me trips

>>731397593
Drink beer play vidya and shitpost obviously!

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>>731407899
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>731407899

>>731397593
CHECK YOUR BALLS to see if they aren't hard somewhere, or it will be too late and you will have to get it removed...

Wank 22 times

>>731404143
do that, be an op that actually delivers something other than tinder messages

>>731407926
>>731407985
>>731408013
>>731408063
>>731408094
>>731408118
>>731408172
kys

>>731408252
reroll

Make a Grindr profile and find some guy to fuck your ass.

>>731402337
I am feeling lucky

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>>731408445
1 off... so close

get shitfaced at a bar

>>731402337

>>731408544
wrong

pick up some women
>post nudes

>>731402337
come on I need to force it upon everyone

>>731397593
you spend it by becoming my friend

>>731397593
Bathe properly. Read Hellboy. Eat right. Talk a walk. Try to enjoy what is probably your one chance to live in and experience the world. Life's pretty nice some times.

>>731397593
stick 1 dildo in your ass per year you lived so far

just have a good day sport, play some vidya or watch some yt, or sleep

maybe even spend a bit today on a nice dinner or something for yourself :)

>>731398737
fag

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suck my cock dude

>>731408981
quit being an edgy faggot because you dont want people to be happy

go be a fucking depressing no-life nigger somewhere else

>>731399005
you're sick

>>731409057
double fag

do all that has been rolled for multiple times

>>731409141
>>731409057
You're both stupid. I love you though, even if you do throw your own shit around.

>>731409222
winrar

>>731409222
Groupen sex

>>731397885
Original.

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going to go attempt to go to a bar. Rate attire?

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Make a critic review about an anime you hate, trying to be as passive-agressive as possible

>>731409960
I hope this is actually OP. jfc

>>731410158
It is him. I know how anon looks irl.

Have fun.