MET A TURKISH BITCH ON LEREDDIT.
WE STARTED OFF AS ENEMIES BUT THROUGH PM'S AND CAMERA CHAT SHE "FEEL IN LOVE".
I INVITED HER TO TORONTO AND THE BITCH ACCEPTED.I DIDN'T THINK SHE WOULD BE SERIOUS BUT SHE'S GOT TICKET READY AND COMING FRIDAY (IM MARRIED BTW).
SHE HAS ALL MY INFO. AND PROBABLY RECORDED OUR CAM CHATS AND HAS MY NUDES.I HAVE HER NUDES ALSO.
HOW FUCKED AM I?
PIC RELATED
>>731426755
Post her nudes. Its too late now
>>731427102
I FUCKED UP BIG TIME. SHE SEEMS KIND OF CRAZY BUT DAMN IS SHE HORNY AS FUCK
yeah you are very fucked rn
Not gay fur
so h/fur?
bump
>>731426925
A tip for you: words like fur and furry autosage the thread. We call it s/fur for a reason.
Post 11/10s
straight shota
Bampo
Bump
;~;
I want some straight shota femdom
double bump for straight shota femdom!
asian girl thread
>>731419055
Anyone got Stephanie Lee?
Looking to rob a place sometime soon. Feel like shit but I gotta do what I gotta do to feed my kids. Lost my job, typical sob story, whatever who gives a shit.
Any advice /b/?
Good targets, good times etc.
I'm not a seasoned criminal, never had anything so much as an unpaid ticket.
I don't need a shitton of money, just enough to get by until I get a new job.
>>731421658
Food bank, charities, government assistance. Don't be a nig nog. Been there, but there are alternatives.
Don't use a gun
>>731421658
Rob a gun store and shoot yourself OP
Why the fuck are expensive hobbies so damn desirable?
>>731420611
Because you associate excess with success.
>>731420611
Because what appeals to you falls in that category.
Semi-Modular Synth, 500-700 bucks, several to choose from, and a cheap midi keyboard to go with. So hard to choose.
on/off time. bring on the bread of heaven.
faggots.
nigger
>>731424843
clearly not a nigger...
eatmyass.gif
>>731424791
MOAR
Drawthread but the drawfags act like it's some kind of family sitcom beasautisticaspossible edition
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
>>731421368
Draw a twig pls.
>>731421660
I'm not taking requests, though
why aren't you bisexual?
>>731422556
Cause I am not a faggot
why are you?
>>731422635
>on /b/
>not a faggot
Strong movement to force CBS to fire Stephen Colbert for yet again making anti-gay and homophobic comments on the air last night. It's like the 100th time and he does it unapologetically. I'm a Colbert fan, but no more. If we got all the other Republicans, newscasters, and conservative businesses boycotted and fired, we can hardly do the opposite here and ignore all of Colbert's comments, or we lose all credibility for it being about tolerance and acceptance.
Sorry Mr. Colbert, you evidently didn't get the message the past 100 times you made homophobic comments over the public air and you once again have shown you hate gays.
I am emailing all the CBS sponsors and advertisers and letting them know I am boycotting their products and services until Colbert is fired.
The most trending the past 24 hours:
#FireColbert
>>731417835
Nice to see Liberals hate free speech and jokes even from other Liberals
Cucks
>>731417835
>I'm a Colbert fan, but no more
Nice bait republicuck. Keep voting against your own interests and defending the orange clown.
>>731417835
shoo, back to /pol fag
Fap thread
High school friend of mine, this is what she's up to now
>>731420462
I'm interested. More?
His butt is sweaty
Knees weak, logs are heavy
There's feces on his sweater already
Looks like confetti
He's anxious, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop logs, but he keeps on forgetting
How to pinch down, intestines groan so loud
He opens his anus but the logs won't come out
He's farting, woah, everyone's departing yo
Shit out of luck, Andy Sixx, end the show
Snap back to the lavatory, oh there goes trickle pee
Oh there goes Andy, he choked
He's clogged up but he won't give up that easy, no
He won't have it, he knows he'll put logs in their throats
He's constipated he knows, it takes patience to go
He so stuffed that he knows when he goes back to his own commode, that's when it's
Back to the logs again yo, this whole Andy meme
You better go capture his logs and hope he don't flush'em
You better suck the logs from his anus, you taste it
You ate it, you never let it go to waste, hey
You only get one log, do not miss your chance to eat
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime
>>731416997
This log's escaping, through his hole that is gaping
This turd is mine for the taking
He can sing, as we record a, new logging order
A normal log is boring, but Andy's logs are not for ignoring
His hemorrhoids are on fire, his muse is now snoring
He gives us all mana, everyone wonders
Ass to mouth shows, he knows how to sate hunger
Rocky roads, God only knows, he's passed some kidney stones, an ass quarry
Goes home to Cincinnati and tells them the whole story
But hold your horses 'cause here goes advanced courses
His logytes don't want him no mo, they got divorces
Gourmands moved on to the next 'staurant who flaunts turds like Cobblepot taunted
And so his muse's cunt hole is cold and has mold, I suppose it's old 'n haunted
But the queef goes on
He's old news and unwanted
***
You better log yourself in the morning, the evening
Believe me, you better never skip a meal, he'll
Only give one log, do not miss your chance to dine
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime, you better
>>731417781
Saved! Thanks log/b/ro
>>731418303
Here's final verse. There's also a revised first verse I'll post.
*****
No more pain, prep h is on my thrombosed veins
Now my motherfucking rectum is a shit 12 gauge
I was farting in the start of it, the poop never came
Now food's been chewed up, and swallowed, and turned to waste
So I beared down and shit right in the next chewer
Best believe somebody's paying the pied pooper
All the pens and knives multiplied by the
Fact that I ain't get fries with my number
Five and I can't provide the right type of
Log for my family, and, man these damn antilogs are ass wipers
And its no movie, there's no Shia Lebouf
This is my log and these times are so tough
And it's getting more extreme, trying to feed and protect my memes from dream status
Vacillate between making music and doing some log magic
Superstition, wishing, tryin' to shit on, it's too much
For me to want to sit on the pot, another day in this spot
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a whale, I must
Go defecate a bunch, fore I end up in Ahab's lunch...
Cap'n Crunch, turns the tables on the logless, throws first punch
It's time I come through, 'cause this fail cannot go on, I cannot grow old in portajohns
So here I go, it's my shit
Logs don't you quit, 'cause this may be the only opportunity that I get
***
You better log yourself with a passion, it's creamy,
It's steamy, you'll never get a better treat, he'll
Only give one log, you better bring your appetite
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime,
***
You can do anything you put your noggin to
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>731400560
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum (Only if its really cringe to watch)
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Seras claimed
Still here