i just lost my virginity to an escort ask me anything

how much was it?
also, pic related?

What was his name?

>>731399305
nope. she was not asian, pic is just from google

80 for her to ride me in my car

>>731399362
Did you use a condom?

How did you find her?

>>731399408
obviously, too risky to not

>>731399428
backpages

>>731399362
Damn dude, 80? Either you live in Asia or that's some ratchet streetwalker pussy

>>731399266
im gonna do the same once im done with exams

>>731399500
>ratchet streetwalker pussy
pretty much this. she looked fine but she had a raspy voice of someone who used to be addicted to something

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>>731399362
You have truly found the way. Keep banging escorts anon.
>cheaper than a gf
>no bitching
>actually get laid
>better sex
Did you use backpage? Asian bathhouses are awesome. Go if you get a chance

Was it worth it?

>>731399519
hows your experience with escorts? pros and cons?

What is your age?

>>731399408
Why even ask this?

>>731399266
How was the experience was she friendly and how long did you get?

any pics?

>>731399577
>Asian bathhouses are awesome
i wanna do one near me, but how do i seal a deal when its a business? with picking her up, she just asked me to touch her tits to prove im not a cop, and we agreed at 80

>>731399266
>escort
>paying someone to give you diseases
>paying someone to please them with your dick
>paying psychopathic pimps
what a fucking retarded faggot you are OP

>>731399548
Well, if you enjoyed, you enjoyed. I lost my virginity at 17 to an escort in Hong Kong and it cost about the same. Definitely a cleaner cut gal tho

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>>731399622
yes here he is
was nice feminine peenus

>>731399684
>paying someone to please them with your dick
you really think any escort is pleased by sex with a virgin?

Did your mom at least give you a family member discount?

>>731399266
>wasting money on a prostitute to lose your virginity

Should have just fucked an uggo for free. At least the uggo wont have STDs

>>731399578
yes but she was lose and it wasnt as explosive as i was expecting.
>>731399582
26, i knew someone was gonna ask this
>>731399600
its not like she was rude, but she didnt seem to talk much, which i understand. we were in a weird public place so i had to finish quickly before anyone showed up. was honestly expecting to blow my load quick, but it wasnt like that at all
>>731399622
yes on her backpage.

Post pics of the girl at least OP, otherwise this is significantly less interesting than the other i fucked a prosti amas

Up to u tho

>>731399812
Do you think this will become a regular thing for you, so that you stop trying to get laid the "normal" way and only go for the whores?

Where are you located?

Not sure what country you're in, but in your car? Don't they have chicks who operate out of their own homes? A couple escorts I've seen see all their clients in this horrid little flats in bad neighbourhoods. It's still better than doing it in the back of a car.

>>731399812
where is her backpage?

>>731399657
My friend took me to a bathhouse.
>walk in and hand little old woman 60 dollars for the house.
>pray it's not her
>8/10 asian approaches me
>wew
>go into back room with a table
>lay down 150 on the desk next to table
>she tells me to lose the clothes and hands me a towel.
>Takes me to shower room.
>washes me from head to toe and I mean really gets in there.
>go back to first room and getI the worst massage ever.
>she takes my towel off and starts sucking dick
>we fuck in a few different positions.
>finish in her mouth
It was good,a little expensive but a good time. I walk out and my friend is already outside waiting on me. He made that poor girl lick his giant bulbous ass...
Nothing is off limits with those girls and they will initiate it.

>>731399684
>confirmed for not knowing how the escort game works

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>>731400052
he didnt fuck shit
it's a bait thread.

>>731399968
i want a gf but where i am, its slim pickings. i might do it a few times. she says shes fetish friendly too so i might fuck her ass. she says 140 for that.
>>731399992
no way, i dont trust going inside their homes. its my place or my car, and my bro was home
>>731400118
>little old woman
i would prefer the older woman. but that sounds good.

>>731400286
he mentioned the pic is from google dipshit, get out

>>731400286
see >>731399362

>>731400286
never said pic was related, and there is nothing to bait here you newfag

>>731400286
ya i get that but if she is legal why not find her pictures is all i am saying

>>731400286
He said pic unrelated faggot, how did you even get that far in the thread to respond to that without reading the OP saying pic is just from google?

>>731400433
so a virgin calls up an escort, to lose virginity.
while posting an image that can be searched.
no timestamp, nothing. no tit pics...
>newfag

holyeeeee fuck is this face/b/ook now

>>731399266
Did she know you were a virgin?

>>731399266
did you cry?

>>731400620
>face/b/ook
fuck off back to middle school, faggot

>>731400679
not really, i said it was my first time but she meant with an escort. didnt think i should have told her so i didnt
>>731400701
lol no

>>731400869
She probably noticed when you tried to fuck her urethra

hey OP if you want to bang other escorts that won't make you fuck in shady places, get yourself onto AdultWork.com - i use it here in the UK and the sluts have like feedback ratings and everything. I've banged 8 girls from that site so far this year of varying ages and haven't had a bad experience yet. They're talkative, let you shower before/after etc and all usually have decent living places.
You just enter your postcode/ZIP and it shows you a selection from a certain radius of your choice.

>>731400719
why are you so upset anon?
are you going to be ok?

>>731401038
Didn't know 4chan had in-thread sponsored content

>>731401199
just helping a nigga out. I'm awkward as fuck around girls IRL but knowing that I can fuck these for money and they know why im there etc makes it a lot easier.

>>731401199
fuckin savage m8

>>731399362
Bro, that's not an "escort" that's a "crackwhore."

You don't get an escort for 80 bucks.

>>731399266
why did you give up to be a wizard?

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>>731399362
>escort

you retard. escort? what escort?

>>731400620
Lil faggot are you retarded? Why would op post timestamp and pics in thread about fucking an escort? Go do your homework

>>731400620
Lots of anons have posted such stories since forever and given pepe as the post picture. Why are you so mad all of a sudden?

>>731401571
>>731401611
DOB 1999+
face/b/ook everyone, face/b/ook

>>731400286
Thanks for taking the time to read the first 3 posts in the thread before looking like a complete fucking retard

>>731401319
I feel you. I promoted escort services in Asia on here in the past for anons traveling to Hong Kong. I'm an avid hobbyist too

>>731401164
saw 'face/b/ook' and figured someone should be paying attention in class right now

>>731400286
>>731399362
great detective work there

>>731400986
nah, she was on top. put it in herself
>>731401565
she escorted my dick to cum town

>>731401777
Youre just butthurt coz someone accurately called you out on being newfag, tryhard newfag trying to out someone in an escort story to the point you claim its bait because no tits and timestamp. Gtfo

does anyone of you betafags know what an escort is?

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so many eager face/b/ookers looking to identify with OP.
such mad.
much lulz.

>>731399461
what the fuck is backpages?

How much she cost?
What did she look like?

>>731402382
What is this image trying to convey?

>>731402289
Are you referring to the classier ones where you have to go thru an agency and are generally more expensive?

Because it doesnt really matter faggot, being this pedantic has no bearing on ops story. We know what the fuck he means regardless.>>731402289

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>>731401777

>>731402289
at this point, it's semantics

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>>731402656

>>731402487
A website for prostitutes.
Like Craigslist but only for hookers.

>>731402487
local listings, like craigslist
>>731402512
80, she was petite and cute.

>>731402815
Im betting youre the same dumb fag whos mad about timestamp and tits

If not u would probably get along

There's a place maybe 2 minutes walk from me where girls operate.
After I found out it took me a while to actually work up the courage to go in there and sample the merchandise.
None of them are particularly great to look at, all Romanian.
That said the sheer availability of pussy 24/7 at a relatively discreet location meant I found myself becoming a regular. Maybe visiting once a week.
Realised pretty quickly how much of a problem this was becoming and toned it back fairly significantly.
Can't say I don't go there ever. I'll pop in once in a while, but nowhere near as much as I used to.

Anyway, it's been a while and this thread has me thinking about putting my jacket on and going for that short walk.

Did you never try to get laid or did you not have any chances for it?

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>>731403018

>>731399266
You're not that Swedish guy from the other day, are you?

>>731403119
Confirmed, same autistic underaged faggot,

Kek

I can't believe you fags don't know about ECCIE
Escort Client Community Information Exchange
https://eccie.net/

>>731403067
i did maybe twice before but i was always nervous. i aim to please and my dick is thick and all, but not that long. getting this out of the way i think made me feel better and im probably more confident now than before. worth it

>>731403228
no

Did you use a condom

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>>731403273

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>>731403253

NEWFAG

>>731399684
>paying someone to give you diseases
you know what condoms are you fucking idiot?

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>>731399305
>>731399330
>>731399362
>>731399408
>>731399600
>>731399622
>>731399657
>>731399684
>>731399788
>>731399803
>>731399801
>>731399812
>>731400118
>>731400052
>>731399992

>>731403471
they don't stop the herps

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>>731399266
How does it feel, knowing that you're so ugly that you have to actually pay a woman to lose your virginity?

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>>731399266
Cool op, I'm losing tomorrow as well any advice?
I made a thread a while ago
> pic related

Do aids hurts?

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>>731403660
My final response

@731403552
Cancer post

>>731399266
Night Fire inst exactly the best name for someone in the prostitution business

>>731399362
oh so you picked up a streetwalker or even for backpage a low tier gutter trash hooker who is going to give you an std guranteed

>>731403725
> @
Ok you're a total newbie
Lurk more or gtfo

>>731402576
some made fun of him i guess

@731403886
no, he is denying a (you) farmer

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>>731403425
holy shit, you can't possibly be that fucking retarded

>>731403725
>>731404018
>@
This isn't facebook newfag

>>731404142
what do you mean?

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>>731403725
Who says @ here?

@731403886
@731404263

I'm denying him a (You) you newfag

>>731400286
In fairness they all look alike....

@731404263
but, it IS face/b/ook
>he doesn't know about @ posting
>newfag
broham, you busted yourself, hardstyle

>>731404333
It's a meme from /sp/ to deny people (You)s

>>731404328
Anon calls you a retard and you don't understand
True retard confirmed

>>731399266
Just like to congratulate you on your first steps to becoming completely in control of your life. Soon women will be flocking to you like moths to the flame. Cheers.

>>731404142
talking about pros and looking at there pages is not a crime right?

I see if you order one or for example you order one of the girls who say with a friend as that is code word for underage. As a news report sometime last year said as well from someone who was trafficed on backpage.

>>731400286
Idiot

>>731404520
But then I have to look up the post numbers and find the poster instead of hovering over the numbers. Seems very inefficient.

>>731404572
No what i mean is his fbi tip thing is it real you think is my point?

>>731404738
?

>>731403552
.

>>731404893
I was mostly asking if talking about pros you know working girls is a crime or even looking at there page.

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>>731404018
>>731403725
>>731404430
>>731404489

>Using @ on 4chan

What are you a fucking Tater Tard with French Fries up your Ass?

>>731404963
yes do you think this is real as I think nothing here is a crime yet. other then the op buying a fuck

>>731399266
Was it that one? If so not too bad really, virginity is an overrated concept as you probably now know but out of interest why not just find a girl who's up for it?

>>731405118
Found the newfag

>>731404738
Okay first off, your response reads like it's google translated
Second, even if there were people advertising underage girls, we're not the people advertising. We're simply viewing a site that's intended for finding 18+ escorts.
It'd be like banning everyone in a thread just because one fucker posted CP. Use your head, anon.

>>731405217
Because he's an ugly fat neckbeard

>>731405279
I'm not the newfag, the idiot posting that @ shit is

>>731405319
to my comment about underage girls on backpage.

There was a news report that came out last year about some trafficked girl and they explained the wording of it in the report thats what I was talking about is all.

a good thing to stay away from.

>>731405507
and if we come upon any advert that seems sketchy, we'll avoid it.
Just because there's one bad egg, doesn't mean we have to avoid the whole basket

get a fleshlight retard

>>731405636
Very good point anon very good point.

>>731403552
Kek

>>731405761
what?

>>731405494
newfag

ECCIE is hilarious , some guys post pics in the reviews of pros licking their assholes

>>731405494
>doesn't know about @ posting
>claims to not be a newfag

>>731399548
or she has a career based around deep throating cocks.

@

>>731405857
>>731406023
Samefag needs to learn to lurk moar.

>>731402656
It's the difference between a chef and a burger flipper at McDonald's. They both prepare food, but it's nowhere near the same position.

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@731406235
Wrong

In my country prostitution is legal. I fuck about 20 new girls per year, classy and not so classy. A cheap blowjob costs around 30 euros, average half hour with anal 120 euros. Last week I paid 250 euros for deep throat until vomit - life is great.

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@731406235
@731407210
Title.jpg

>>731399266
I did that too, and it was fucking horrible. At least it cured me from woman, i have no interest in them anymore. Did the same happen to you?

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did she have dirty feet like this ho' ?

>>731403703
good job. hopefully you arent as old as me
>>731405348
mentioned before, it was because im insecure about my dick. i got a handsome face and i workout regularly
>>731409054
im still interested, but im not so insecure about my dick now