Be honest /b/ am I fat

I'd still fuck you. Also, we're cousins.

>>731396222

Obviously yes.

>>731396222
Checked, and yes you're fat

When I eat ass I want there to be an element of danger. Is this my last time eating ass? Guess whe'll find out.

Do it faggot!

>>731396222
Yes, you're fat. You'd better learn to suck dick and cook real good

>>731396222
you rolled trips. so you may look like a bouncy ball but at least you're a wizard.

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fat as fuck

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>>731396222

>>731396222
and ugly

>>731396466

:(

>>731396352
KEK

What is the best way to lose weight on the face. I'm not particularly fat in body, but I have a really chubby face plz help

>>731396222
OP if your face is that fat but your body isn't then you have something called a moonface which is a medical condition. It's commonly a symptom of cushings disease. You should go to your family doctor and ask for a referral to an endocrinologist.

Not so much fat... more like morbidly disgustingly smelly cellulite on you kankles kind obese.

>>731396222
Youre not too fat, chubby for sure. You do remind me of Martin Shkreli

>>731396222
Can't tell. Post pic of tits

>>731398228

Fuck man, >>731396466 was bad but that's just harsh.

If you have to ask, then yes........ fatto.

>>731396466
Are you a fag? She's cute as fuck.

>>731398228
Shit, now that you mention it. Couldn't fuck, would be too creeped out.

>>731396263
Hot.

>>731398437

Thx <3

>>731396222
Marry me.

>>731398437

Boy if you want to fuck the moon just go out and say it. Don't need to be making up these lies to cover up your fetish. It's all good here, we're anonymous.

>>731398733
Don't mention it. You are pretty sexy.

>>731396222
you're cute :)

>>731398799
Dude. Chubby faces are cute.

>>731398880

>chubby
>picture of a football stadium in op

My friend, you need glasses.

Man, I didnt believe it at first but im starting to see...you guys are from reddit arent you?

Theres a fat bitch here and No ONE says TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT?
What happened to /b/?

>>731396222
yes.

Whatever happened to tits or gtfo??

>>731399027

We have standards, what the fuck are you doing? You want to see what the ocean would look like if it were made of cheese?

I hate you skinny lips,lady. I hate the underbite too. It makes me think of a fucking retarded girl i use to fuck when babysitting her. You have a speech impediment dont you? If so, i wont hate you as much since she did too. But I know girls with those thin ass lips and an underbite give the sorriest fucking blowjobs in history so please...TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT!

>>731396222
Are you married to David F?

>>731396222
Yes, but not past the point of no return.

Cut the processed crap out of your diet and hit the gym at least three days a week.

You're fat, I'm fat. Together we will make fat babies yes?

Tits pls then show pussy

yes you whore

>>731396222

Fat as a whale

>>731399087

Nobody wants to see that shit.

>>731399679

Believe me, you don't, for more reasons than you think

You dont want to see her tits but you want to white knight for her...and shes probably the dork that she rejected anyways. faggots.

>>731399731
But tits?....

Everyone is fat on 4chan

>>731396222
Cute.
would date.

>>731396222
I'd have to see the rest of you to make that judgment. I like a woman with a round face personally and even though your face is round, you are not ugly.

>>731396222
Not only that, you're green.

>>731399731

Well now I'm curious.