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IM A NICE MAN

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Thinking of trying WCW Lives, is it worth making a throwaway account on Nexus for?

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Greetings from NXT in Kentucky my /asp/ senpai. Any chants I should do?

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Have the Horsetties finally been confirmed as the most just not-actually-a-stable ever?

Charles
>Exposed as a botch machine with no mic skills
>WWE couldn't determine if she was good and she kept losing the title
>Was never "the girl"
>Half of the worst PPV main event in history
>Disgusting body
>Lost in her home town

Botcha
>Exposed as a botch machine who takes needless bumps
>Zero in ring psychology
>"Le boss" is not a character
>Half of the worst PPV main event in history
>Literal horse
>Lost in her home town

Bayley
>Literally plays an autistic woman-child
>Worse belly-to-belly in the company
>Mediocre at best elbow drop
>Appeals to 5 year old girls and fedoras
>Was on RAM for months but even the bookers forgot
>Jay Leno chin
>Clearly not "the girl."
>Lost in her home town

Becketty
>Least important horse, on Smack!
>Negative mic skills due to incomprehensible jibberish
>Thinks steampunk can get her over
>Prefers Horizon Zero Dawn to Breath of the Wild
>Got pushed down the card for Natalya and a girl who's finisher is hitting you with her fat ass
>Nobody even cares about her home town

Meanwhile a literal ring rat is the top female heel in the company, draws loads of dimes, and is the first woman to hold both the RAM and Smack Women's Titles.

JUST

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This is the largest arm in the world, Jack!

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The Artist Known as Shinsuke Nakamura

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idea for next years wrestlemania

>main event is triple h vs reigns
>reigns has the uppe rhand when the dx music hits
>out comes michaels roadd dogg, gunn, xpac. they go after reigns
>nwo music hits
>its nash hall hogan
>they stare at dx then join in on reigns beating up reings
>hhh wins
>on raw hh announces dx and nwo hav formed together
>vince says its ot 1997 anymore and hes ending it
>out comes bischooff who says he wa snamed by stephanie to tak eover
>vince gukps
>raw is nwo calle dnitro
>dx and nwo jsut beat down everyone
>hhh relizes hes losing control
>leaves dx and nwo
>shawn leaves with him
>dx flounders
>year later at wretslemanis for control of wwe
>its hhh vs hogan
>hhh wins with help from flair
>flair and hogan get in a program
>nwo turns on gunn, dogg, xpax
>survivor series is
>hall, nash, hogan vs shawn, hhh, reigns
>wwe wins
>nwo disbands
>vince cmes back fires bischoff
>heyman says this just got extreme
>rvd, sandman, dreamer come out
>beat up vince
>next yeras mania
>hhh vs rvd
>hhh wins
>heyman fired by vince

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Deano said he'd be willing to do an MMA fight for 500k.

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Insider here, I have info on the future Shield reunion

The current plan is for Balor to win the #1 contender's match at Extreme Rules and job to Brock at GBOF in his normal form, then at Summerslam in his demon form.

Ambrose will also drop the IC title to Miz and they'll have a rematch at GBOF where Miz retains again and Dean then moves onto to the tag division with Seth who is just finishing up his feud with Joe in a Seth redemption angle

Roman and Miz will then feud for the IC title at Summerslam while Ambrose and Rollins feud with Sheamus and Cesaro for the RAW tag team titles, both eventually win the titles and feud.

Finn Balor will then turn heel and chase the IC title while Gallows and Anderson chase the RAW tag team titles, the trio will eventually team up and form the Balor Club which will lead to the rebirth of the Shield and a match at Survivor Series

Call this fake or whatever but I'm 100% right, you can all screenshot this if you like

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Dean Ambrose spoke to The Sun on a number of topics. Here are some of the highlights:

He almost killed himself before WM.
>"I'm big into mounting biking. I actually crashed my mountain bike about a week ago very badly. I thought I was going to die. I fell over the handlebars, full on ninja roll, I flew like 8ft into the air. I thought I probably shouldn't be doing this a week before WrestleMania. You have to immediately get back on. I crashed on a downhill, you have to just continue. If you stop and think about it too long you'll psych yourself out."

The price of him doing a MMA fight:
>"I'll fight anyone for enough money. Give me half-a-million dollars. Put them in the ring, I'll do it right now, I'll do it tonight."

Sauce:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/3588117/wwe-dean-ambrose-cross-code-fight-in-ufc/

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Are these two going to get future endeavored?

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>Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I was headed down to the Kentucky Town Hall Union Center to see "Blondie" Buddy Bodling take on Mordecai "Muscles" Grazowski for the All Kentucky Regional Junior Super Heavy Weight Title...

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CRINGE!

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>Please NJPW, DO NOT give the IWGP US Championship to Cody! 2011 was bad enough when MVP won the IC Championship tournament in Philly

>Give the belt to anyone BUT CODY