>Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I was headed down to the Kentucky Town Hall Union Center to see "Blondie" Buddy Bodling take on Mordecai "Muscles" Grazowski for the All Kentucky Regional Junior Super Heavy Weight Title...
>literally 1 bump
>24 hours later
>the state of thus post
>>2663424
worked
>>2661537
Highly dubious
>>2663453
>this damage control
fuck off dipshit
>>2663491
Nah, I can believe it. I've sorted the catalog by reply count and given pity bumps to no-sold threads before, as long as I thought they were good enough to get another chance
>inb4 you call me OP too
>>2661537
Reeeeeeeeeeee
>>2663661
take a lap OP
>>2663661
OP here, you're a cool guy and I may begin adopting your philosophy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnhZXtfI9ZI
How can anyone hate based Cornette?
>>2661537
...AND SO CORNETTE COME IN, YELLIN ABOUT HOW I SOLD COCAINE TO SHANE DOUGLAS, WHICH I DIDN'T; THAT MUTHAFUCKA BOUGHT SOME HOOPTIE SHIT OFF SOME CRACKHEAD IN THE FRENCH QUARTER AND ALMOST DIED IN THE GOTDAMN PARKING LOT
Tag team match: Cornette & JBL vs. Meltzer & Kenny Omega
Guaranteed mucho dimes. Book it now.
>>2663744
Jim Cornette & John Bradshaw Layfield
vs.
Dave Meltzer & Kenny Omea
vs.
Vince Russo & Jeff Jarrett
Rip Rodgers vs Will Ospreay book it my niggas
>>2663749
Bruce Prichard as brother love needs to be managing Somebody in this.
Who is the Janetty between Corny and Bolin
>>2663749
vs.
Triple H & Seth Rollins